You can stick your CCTV, Police State, wheelie bin Stasi, DNA, WMD, “Social Cohesion”, benefits for all, guilty until proved innocent, don’t do that it’s illegal now, can’t say that, ID cards for all, where are you going, what have you been saying/doing/reading, can’t photograph that, how very dare you, golliwog banning, we know where you live, we’re watching you Soviet Utopia up your arses. Sideways.

Friday, 19 April 2013

Anyone Can Be Old Holborn

The beauty of being Old Holborn, an anonymous man in a mask is that anyone can be Old Holborn. Tonight I am Old Holborn. I will choose to be Old Holborn any time I wish to do so.

A little under a year and a half ago I was arrested, charged and found guilty of posting an offensive remark on Twitter. I was subsequently acquitted, because I fought and I fought hard. I didn't do it alone of course, I had a lot of help from thousands upon thousands of people on Twitter, a lot of "big guns" on Twitter helped get my case exposure. Without that exposure I believe I'd not have been as successful as I was.

Old Holborn was one of those people who helped get the ball rolling. I've known Holby for quite a while, I've been on his walks, I've caused mischief at marches with him, we've baited and goaded the left, we've burned the EU flag together, annoyed police forces, hell I even helped him campaign when he stood for MP in Cambridge. 

We're by no means close friends, we hardly see each other, but we have very much in common, an intense hatred for the state, a passion for freedom of speech and expression and enjoy a good laugh by causing all sorts of mischief. Do you know what though? I don't agree with everything he says. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen.

Over the last few days on Twitter, there has been what I call a faux-outrage about something he posted. I'm not entirely sure what it was, I think it had something to do with the Bulger case. I'm sure it was offensive but similarly I also bet it was funny as fuck. From what I understand, but yet to be confirmed is that he's been charged with a hate crime.

There are also whispers it might have been something to do with a group of people who Tweet under the hashtag b who want justice for those who died at Hillsborough. I happened upon one Tweeter who was "offended" who a few days earlier was celebrating and making fun of the death of Maggie. Total mind-fuck if I'm honest. I'm inclined to think that this is the actual reason for any potential arrest:

Unless of course, they happen to be arson threats to burn down Old Holborn's home and business. Quite what makes David Gregory, who owns a "CRB checked" removals company in Southport think he can email violent threats to anyone is beyond me.

Offence isn't given, it's taken. Everyone has the right to be offended, but by the same token everyone has the right to offend. After all it is only words on a screen.

Free speech is either free or it isn't. You can't say "I believe in free speech but..." It just doesn't work that way. 

Let's take a break for a bit of light relief:

Liverpudlians burning an effigy. I hope the drunk ones at the back of the crowd start pushing to get a better view

Hello #JFT96 and Essex Police, nice to meet you, the name's John Kerlen and I AM OLD HOLBORN, you benefit scrounging, motherfuckers.

As soon as I get more information I'll be arranging a little "get together" at Essex Police Headquarters. Watch this space.


Anonymous,  19 April 2013 at 09:44  

Bore off. Same boring tirade, different day...Im Scouse, proud, happen to hold a phd in medicine & flourish in my career. His silence has been deafening! Let the haters hate...Its tough not being scouse. If I had the unfortunate luck of having a face like his I would struggle with life in general. Since his personal details have been leaked on twitter to thousands, he has 'disappeared'. Funny thing that! Whilst the cloak of anonymity has been lifted defend yourself, as a self proclaimed hater. I would enjoy reading your follow up. His views on 'northern life' are almost as old as him. Glad your a dying breed. Not been to Liverpool since 1970 but seems to know absolutely everything about the current city and way of life? Old hat...old thoughts...Boring!! Come back with something original.

Stephen,  19 April 2013 at 09:53  

So explain to me how having a go at a kid who was taken from a shop and killed can in any way be seen as ''funny as fuck''...that's not free speech that's just speech is there for people to stand up for there beliefs,not for idiots to just go around slagging off the dead.

C Rehill 19 April 2013 at 10:35  

It is not "edgy humour" and a world away from exposing bent councils and police scum (for which I applaud him) Questions must be asked about O H links to some plod - his comments on Islam and "ze chews" are marking for interesting reading from Herzliya to Huddersfield. Essex Police? Didn't they cover up bum chum Barrymore? (See my award winning world class blogge). Hope he is not in Harlow - lousy cells and even lousier plod!

Anonymous,  19 April 2013 at 11:20  

It wasn't as funny as fuck anyway, even putting aside the vile material used in his piece, it was just not funny.

I have no problem with people calling us bin dippers, with football fans singing for us to sign on with hope in our hearts, as we'll never get a job, I have no problem with the Harry Enfield wigs, shell suits and 'calm down' gestures. It's all as old as it is unfunny and it's water off a ducks back. The people who spout this and their sheep-like followers who, no matter how many times, the same insult is regurgitated and repackaged, moronically 'lol' away at the genius of the dross being spouted, are an irrelevance to me.

Genuinely, when I hear all of the above and the tired old 'thieving scouser', 'hubcaps' jibe, I shake my head in bemusement. Hubcaps went out in the 80's when wheel trims came in. No-one nicks wheel trims, but people still laugh at 'they stole my hubcaps' shite. Jeez. I could look up all sorts of statistics that show Manchester as having more car crime and burglaries than Liverpool, as well as tales of wickedness from cities across the country, but as I would be addressing zealots and fools who don't care for facts, who are just happy to wallow in their prejudices and join in the mass cackling of their fellow morons, so I see no point.

What does piss me off though is the Hillsborough shite. Despite the overwhelming evidence, despite the retractions of that story by both The Sun and Kelvin McKenzie, despite apologies from the highest levels of the government and the police, despite all this, people still spout the same old bile about the disaster.

The other OH posts 'hilarious' pictures of fat women, with large breasts in too tight LFC tops, under the caption 'this is why 96 people were crushed'. He talks of '2,000 drunken fans crushing their mates to death' and rehashes the totally discredited myth of fans robbing the victims as they lay dying on the pitch. He does all this and more and he does it to amuse his grunt-like followers and he does it because he has a total and irrational hatred of the city and its people. There is no attempt at debating the independent panels findings - just a blithe and thick 'I'm right, everyone else is wrong' digging in of the heels and a 'fuck you, I'm a libertarian, which means I can say what I like about anything'.

The full blog on the city in which he blames Denise Fergus (Bulger as was) for the death of her child is beyond contempt. His fellow 'libertarians' (god I hate that term) cite free speech, the right for people to say what they like, no matter how repugnant their views and they spout on about “no-one having the right to be offended“.

So all the rights are with OH and his fellow libertarians then? They have the right to free speech, they have the right to anonymity, they have the right to say what they like, as the right to be offended does not exist? Fuck off.

I have no truck with the more extreme of my fellow citizens, who respond to offensive tweets with a tirade of swearing, this is just juvenile and totally pointless. I disagree with the threats of rape, murder and torching of homes. I also disagree with encouraging people to put shit and other ‘appropriate’ stuff through peoples letter boxes (oh that was you John wasn’t it? Sorry, getting my stories mixed up). I have no problem with the outing of OH. If he has done nothing wrong in the eyes of the law, then he has nothing to worry about. He will not be prosecuted and there will be no grounds for his employer to dismiss him - his Trade Union would have a field day. It may get a bit unpleasant for a while, but as he has no problem intruding in and abusing other peoples lives, then I’m sure he will take this in good grace.

Go ahead John, you take up the baton. You big, hard, right on, state hating, libertarian, freedom fighter you. I wish you luck.

S.B.S 19 April 2013 at 11:21  

Stephen said...
You should see what he wrote about his own daughter, as he says he is not racist he hates everyone equally.

Anonymous,  19 April 2013 at 11:36  

What Old Holborn typed about the poor Bulger kid was truly vile,If that's his version of 'free speech' he's a very warped,sad individual,His mask has slipped now & what is revealed is a sad,racist,hateful man in his 50s (who have thunk it)he's give it all the hardman,keyboard warrior over the years but he's not so cocky now, Free speech also carries responsibilty

No wonder you John Kerlen aka Sir Olly C back him,you're used to typing vile nonsense,grow up you pathetic excuses for men!

Giolla Decair 19 April 2013 at 11:38  

Yuo have the right to be offended at whatever you like, you don't have the right to stop people saying offensive things. The moment you have limits on speech you don't have free speech, speech is either free or not. If someone says something you take offensive to feel free to:
Ignore them
Argue with what they're saying
say something offensive about them

The moment the state intervenes then we don't have free speech, and whilst the state may be on your side today it may not be tomorrow - which is why free speech needs to be defended even for the "offensive". OH as others have observed is very equal opportunities in those he says unpleasant things about, he's happy to piss off everyone. This makes him an excellent canary for the state of free speech, and I want that canary to stay healthy and making a lot of noise - stuff I don't like I'll ignore or argue with.

Anonymous,  19 April 2013 at 11:53  

As this country has the most repressive libel laws in the free world, it's not like we have free speech anyway. Libel and slander are against the law whether you like it or not. If you don't - tough it's the law. Some people don't like it that it is against the law to give OH a good kicking, but they have to live with that as OH has to live with the libel laws. If his words are not deemed unlawful or libellous, then he has no problem. If they are and he has broken the law then he has.

Anonymous,  19 April 2013 at 13:03  

I'm Spartacus!

Anonymous,  19 April 2013 at 13:08  

I agree with most of the comments above. I am a Scouser who is currently a juniour doctor in Liverpool & as an ex soldier was the constant butt of watch your hubcaps, calm down Harry enfieldesque jibes, which in my opinion are outdated and not in the slightest bit funny but whatever gets you through the night!!
I am a strong believer in free speech and although I deplore most of the drivel that OH spouts I understand that in a free society everyone has the right to say what they want (although i do think his accusation of black people being "shaved baboons" and all murders in London being committed by blacks & Muslims may actually be deemed as spreading racial hatred and therefor illegal!!)
I do think however that a grown man with a responsible job & apparent education, with thousands of followers should surely know better than to write such obscene and upsetting things about a 2 year old baby, who's mother is on Twitter & who may actually see what he's wrote and what is being retweeted by his idiotic followers. The same also applies to the families of Hillsborough.
I also find it surprising that a man who is supposed to hate the state so readily spouts the lies created by the state to protect the state. It is now common knowledge that Thatchers government was the source of these discredited stories which were spun to discredit the supporters and protect South Yorkshire police. Surely by propogating these stories he is a tool in the propaganda machine of the state that he is supposed to despise??
He obviously has a deep hatred of Liverpool, which is his choice, but to sink as low as propagating lies designed to protect Thatchers regime in order to try and provoke us is to become a part of the state.
I also agree with other people on here that issuing death threats is out of order, but when you constantly try and provoke people as he and his wife (Boston marathon jokes) have done then inevitably in the end there is going to be a backlash.

Anonymous,  19 April 2013 at 13:44  

I love the fact that people have been trying to find out he was and it took scousers just 2 days..

hopefully he may get a chance to meet a family member of the 96 and explain to them why he does what he does

Justice for the 96

Anonymous,  19 April 2013 at 14:25  

Old Holborn aside, in reply to the Scouse doctor above there was no evidence Margaret Thatcher was involved whatsoever. Now who is digging their heels in regarding what they refuse to believe?

Anonymous,  19 April 2013 at 14:37  

At least read it properly Anonymous 19 April 2013 14:25.

He said "Thatchers government" not "Margaret Thatcher". We know we can't directly implicate her. Yet.

Anonymous,  19 April 2013 at 14:56  

we fought the system and didn't sit back and let them do what they wanted...its called backbone

I think most of these trolls would love to have achieved what we have but instead they insult the dead

as we have always said...they picked on the wrong city

C Rehill 19 April 2013 at 15:12  

I will blog in an hour or two about further developments in this case!

DtP,  19 April 2013 at 15:19  

Geez, is it possible that all Scousers are permanent victims? 'Oh noes - someone's been beatley about us' - quelle horreux. It quite amuses me that there's a collective movement to disparage the Sun newspaper when Sky sports is readily purchased and to which Murdoch gets substantially better profits from.

Anywho - sorry to interupt your complaining - as you were.

Anonymous,  19 April 2013 at 15:40  

Hell they don't half bang on."we're not against free speech, but..."

How many of the oh so offended vented their spleens before Thatchers family even had her in the ground? How many Munich air crash jokes will you find on the forums of these wafer thin skinned victims? The hypocrisy of a city that clasps every misfortune to it's chest as another example of how they are "persecuted". The vast majority would no more recognise any of the victims of the hillsbrough tragedy than they would their best mate ken bigley, yet anything which does not bow down and pay homage to their "suffering" is taken as offence.

Whatever sympathy I had dissapeared when rather than press block or simply ignore simple words on a screen they scream " i am offended, someone must pay!"

Fuck you. Fuck your censorship. Fuck your thin skinned victimhood that you cherish. Get over the fact that no one else gives a shit.

Anonymous,  19 April 2013 at 15:50  

DtP - turn your spell check on. If someone wants to take the piss out of my city for its citizens having bad haircuts, dodgy dress sense, a grating accent and 2 shit football teams, then fine. It's the type of stick/banter that goes on every day. Personally, I can even shrug off the bollocks that comes our way about all being thieves and doleys, so no we're not permanent victims. However, if someone wants to spout shite and lies about Hillsborough, then they should be prepare for a shitstorm. As for what he wrote re James Bulger, then I would hope that regardless where he was from, that there would be an outcry, followed by an almighty backlash from the country as a whole, not just the city of the boys birth. As for your Sun/Sky argument you've got this one wrong as well. The paper and the papers editor are the focal point for the ongoing rage felt about that headline. Murdoch is reviled by us for the same reasons he is reviled by millions of people, not because of that headline. When you grow up you should develop a greater understanding of such stuff and hopefully some compassion will develop with it.

Anonymous,  19 April 2013 at 15:55  

Shut up Rehill. No-one gives a shit about your pathetic blogge. You lowlife douchebag....

C Rehill 19 April 2013 at 16:27  

15.55 Anon not so Anon it is disgraced ex cop Derek Haslam of 9 Lynn Rd PE38 0HU who is an EDL chap.

Ron Broxted 19 April 2013 at 16:37  

All you scousers can kiss my arse quite frankly for I am the most feared queen on the Belfast cottaging scene....

Oooh Matron ! Free Tibet !

Clare Roberts 19 April 2013 at 16:58  

All you Scouse haters, Whose the ones laughing now? You gang of sick narcissistic twats. You must have a really really, low intelligence to pick on a dead child. You have the mentality of a fly. To get your kicks out of saying what you have just goes too prove who the thick vulgar ones are.

Anonymous,  19 April 2013 at 17:02  

well said clare

C Rehill 19 April 2013 at 17:40  

Agree with Clare - BTW Derek Haslam of 9 Lynn Rd Suthery PE38 0HU is a huge Old Holborn fan - I will post his number later!

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 08:52  

OH's comments were vile, and only a deeply unpleasant individual would consider making them. You only have to look at his Twitter feed to know all you need to know about him. Hiding behind freedom of speech is pathetic cowardice. If anything is likely to impinge on such freedoms in future it is those who exploit them to cause deliberate and grave offence. I cherish freedom of speech and do not want to see it threatened by the actions of one loathsome individual who exploits hard won liberties for his own perverted amusement.

Colonel Rehill 22 April 2013 at 09:44  
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fascistCOW 22 April 2013 at 10:29  

these scousers are a touchy lot. Free speech entitles them to justify violence to snuff it out. They are riddled with socialism in that part of the world envious and constantly demanding you pay for them to live. Of course the southern bastards saying is completely ok. These lefties love living in their own shit

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 10:37  

All that has been proved is that the Libertarians are hypocrites with little to know understanding of what free speech entails.

How can any of you complain about mob mentality, hate mobs, silencing free speech, making threats or posting abuse, or 'outing' people/leaking personal information' when some of you have done the exact same things yourselves in the past?

The Libertarians want free speech - but only on their terms and only for themselves. They seem to be unaware that free speech cuts both ways. Ok, attention seeking whores like Holborn can post vile comments about a murdered child if they want, but under the same banner of free speech, those who disagree with them can have their say too.

Like it or not, that's true free speech which none of you laughable Libertarians seem to understand.

The hypocrisy from the outraged has been even more laughable. People like Old Holborn, Sir Olly C, transvestite Skip Licker and his besotted girlfriend Political Fun haven't got a clue about free speech. They're blissfully unaware of their own hypocrisy. Until it's pointed out to them. The they busily delete tweets or edit blogs/comments/posts. They've been caught out time and time again.

I distinctly remember Sir Olly (John Kerlen) leaking information about an MPs house and urging his followers to shove dog shit through the guy's letterbox. Who stood by him? Old Holborn. I guess old Bob didn't like it when the shoe was on the other foot and it was his details being leaked onto the internet?

Skip Licker is renown for whipping up hate mobs to spam anyone, who has a different opinion to him, with abuse. He's probably one of the biggest hypocrites going on the net.

Go through his pictures on twitter. He had a copper's mobile number on there. Since 'Holborngate' and since his hypocrisy has been pointed out to him, yet again, the number has been redacted.

And this is my problem with Libertarians - you don't practice what you preach. None of you stand by your beliefs because you lack conviction and intelligence. You cherry pick at freedom of speech as and when it suits you. Anyone who takes the opposite stand point from your views and opinions is automatically tagged as silencing free speech.

A few people have had a taste of their own medicine recently and it was a bitter pill to swallow. They've also been made to look a fool in front of even their most gormless followers.

Want free speech? Fine, but don't spit your dummies out and sulk because not everyone agrees with what you say. You're not the messiah, you're even a very naughty boy. You're just a hypocritical idiot.

fascistCOW 22 April 2013 at 10:51  

there's always exceptions with lefties. admit it you hate free speech? USA has the KKK spouting their shit yet the country has a black president!

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 10:56  

As far as I can see, the only comments on Twitter from OH regarding Jamie Bulger were that it wasn't him doing that to the poor kid, but Scousers.

No wonder they're furious.

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 12:51  

The same freedoms that allows Scousers to burn effigies of Thatcher and tell sick jokes about her death allow OH to make tasteless jokes on Hillsborough, ban one or and you ban the other. The price of being able to voice your own opinion is others being able to voice theirs, however crass.

Graeme Souness,  22 April 2013 at 13:22  

@Anon 12.51 - it's Monday so you can guarantee they're furious - a full week of avoiding work ahead!

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 13:34  

Old Holborns comments were funny.

Scousers are the permanent victims. The rest of the country laughs at you.

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 13:39  

Liverpool fans never apologied for the Heysel Disaster. It's Never their fault.

At least the LFC is voluntarily removing themselves from playing in Europe by being a shit team.

New Holborn,  22 April 2013 at 14:07  

These scousers truly are deluded retarded cunts-and there was me thinking that all scousers had a sense of humour.
Hillsborough would never have happened if the Liverpool fans hadnt behaved like animals in the past and therefore had to be caged in like the animals they like to emulate.That is a fact.
Equally it was a couple of scousers that killed that young lad.
Restricted freedom of speech is not freedom of speech its the next step towards tyranny and anyone who fails to understand that are truly cunts of the highest order.

fascistCOW 22 April 2013 at 15:09  

brilliant the left are the worst fucking cunts

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 15:33  


The absolute worst in keyboard cuntery.

Ciaran Rehill 22 April 2013 at 16:12  

Why oh why is Old Holborn getting all this attention ?

Can't you all see that *I* am the most important and feared blogger of all ?!?!

I have made over 50 imaginary journeys to 50 different countries without ever once leaving the comfort of the damp sofa in my rancid bedsit....

Why is my DNA on file for the rest of my pathetic meaningless life ?!?!
Boo hoo.... life is *so* unfair....

Free Tibet !!

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 16:22  

"As far as I can see, the only comments on Twitter from OH regarding Jamie Bulger were that it wasn't him doing that to the poor kid, but Scousers.

No wonder they're furious."

Actually, I think you'll find that Old_Holborn also said Jamie Bulger's Mother was to blame for her son's sadistic torture death simply because she lived in Liverpool. I also noticed he didn't blame Jamie's Father. What he has against Jamie Bulger's Mother I don't know? But blaming a parent for the death of their child because they happen to live in the same city they were born and raised in is, frankly, ridiculous.

Holborn is a media whore and a desperate attention seeker. I don't agree with the death threats and mob mentality, but I don't think he's quite the martyr he and his supporters have made him out to be.

I agree with what someone else said in the comments. Libertarians have no real understanding of what free speech means. All sides get to have a say not just those who claim to be Libertarians.

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 16:27  

Take no notice of what C Rehill says, this sad dwarfoid prick is none other than Ciaran Joseph Goggins a mentally retarded work shy arsehole residing at the following address
Aughaloughan Ballyjamesduff Co Cavan Ireland. Mobile 07500575737 I.P address email this prick or at Read all about him at

This weirdo has previously been arrested for raping a student nurse in 2004 at Hertfordshire College and is the best friend of another Nonce and convicted paedophile (Neil Redrup) Southampton Crown Court 2007. Goggins was arrested last year by North Wales Police for naming and publishing photographs of a rape victim. For this piece of sh*t to criticise OH is so hypocritical bearing his own remarks about Liverpool FC.
He also blogs as the Creggan Cowboy, Ron Broxted.

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 16:33  

Let's ask why Ciaran Joseph Goggins A/55 H.5.4 DNA profile is retained on the national DNA data base for his lifetime.....Is it because he is a dodgy babysitter?

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 16:47  

I seem to recall a rumour some years ago that a male called Ciaran Goggins was involved in a rather nasty business involving young male orphans in an orphanage in Belarus where he was assisting as a volunteer helper. I seem to remember that some rather disturbing images were found on his computer when he took it to a repairer in Belfast.

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 17:31  

It gets me down having to live in Liverpool. Everyone has this tribe mentality of the lowest order. They really do all think they're the best and god help anyone who suggests that Liverpool isn't a utopian paradise, or it's citizens angelic god-men.

I'm 25 and all I've heard from Scousers all my life is moaning. About Hillsborough, The Sun, non-scousers, the Tories, James Bulger etc... It's in the local newspaper at least once a week. Can you blame old holborn for having a laugh at the expense of these sick deluded twats who feel so hard done by because somebody who they never met got crushed to death by a bunch of pissheads?

Of course, for legal reasons, by 'crushed to death by pissheads' I mean 'slaughtered by the police at the command of Maggie Thatcher so The Sun could sell some newspapers and close the Toxteth coal mines...

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 17:50  

notice how 90% of the mob were self-confessed Liverpool supporters.

and look how they defend suarez.

says it all.

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 17:59  

Great blog on on Old Holborn!

Billy Blofeld 22 April 2013 at 18:29  

A perspective......

Old Holborn is a national treasure - this is not an exaggeration. If you are new to this blog you might not know the sterling work he does challenging the establishment - the political establishment, the media establishment, the corporate establishment and those whose daily ridiculousness supresses our lives, day in - day out, week in and week out.

If you are new to Old Holborn, you will not know that those within the establishment take notice of him. If you are new to Old Holborn you will not know that he has made your life better, by challenging the excesses of those in a position of “authority” who seek to dominate the ordinary individual.

If you are new to Old Holborn, you will not know that his efforts have reduced your tax bill, protected your freedoms and made the establishment think twice before screwing us further.

Whilst Old Holborn is certainly an abrasive character, he would never *actually* harm anyone or anything. Furthermore, just for the record his wife is one of the nicest people you will ever meet.

Finally, before just berating Old Holborn over comments he has made which you find appalling, I suggest you ask yourself this question: What are you doing to take on the establishment in the same way to make the lives of ordinary people better?

My answer to that question is not enough. You?

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 18:45  

Instead of being Old Holborn could I be Brad Pitt instead. I've always wanted to fuck Angelina Jolie up the arse.

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 20:23  

Ciaran Goggins would love to be taken seriously but too many people know that he is a bullshitting little twat who who pretends to be a world traveller but only ever gets as far as Essex on the bus. Top tip Goggins get a job and get a life.....and lay off the pies.

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 20:33  

Gee I note that "Alamo" is unread and banned everywhere! Call 0771512790 ask for "Maurice" to find out why!

Anonymous,  22 April 2013 at 21:55  

Do you think you'll ever get a job Ciaran ?

Or are you destined to sponge off the taxpayer until your pointless life comes to an end ?

Anonymous,  23 April 2013 at 01:24  

The problem with Ciaran Goggins is that his aspergers and bi-polar conditions reduce his capacity for logical thought to f×$ king zero. His sex life to date consists of one rape and three million wanks, is it any wonder he suffers with RSI of his right wrist. One of his mental health outreach workers said that every time Ciaran beats his meat he has a biscuit, no wonder I
He is such a fat little piggy.Top tip Ciaran get a brain transplant.

Anonymous,  23 April 2013 at 02:28  

With all due respect Billy Blowfeld, you haven't got a clue what some of the people who have commented on this blog are doing to fight the establishment...

Have I done anything that matches or even comes close to Holborn's achievments? Nope, but then I never claimed I have and I don't see what difference it makes to the debate regarding free speech?

I don't think, in fairness, anyone here has questioned Old_Holborn's hard work or dedication to the cause? Have they?

Holborn's expressed his opinions in his usual bombastic manner. Now we are expressing ours. Is that allowed?

I thought Libertarians were all about free speech? It appears not.

In my very own humble opinion using my right to free speech with sugar sprinkled on top, blaming Jamie Bulger's Mother for the murder of her son just because she lived in Liverpool was beyond disgusting and cruel. However, I appreciate he has the right to free speech and the right to make himself look like a callous, ignorant twunt.

Children have been brutally murdered all over the country. Essex is certainly no exception in that area. God forbid anything should ever happen to his children, lest people blame him for living in Braintree - or seeing as he shoved the blame solely on Jamie's Mother, it will be his poor wife who would be burdened with the blame going by Holborn's bizarre 'logic.'

New Holborn,  23 April 2013 at 08:35  

Liverpool-where catholism meets communism and produces cuntisms.

Anonymous,  23 April 2013 at 08:51  

The well known nonce and sleep sex pervert Ciaran Goggins of Ballyjamesduff Co Cavan ROI who posts here as C Rehill, and under many other aliases described LFC supporters as scum. How come he has not been arrested? he even set up a blog pretending to be another bloogers dead son on the My telegraph site. What a nasty little shit!

Ciaran Rehill 23 April 2013 at 13:22  

While NATO fights in Afghanistan, Taliban, Al Qaeda Flags show up in Amsterdam

Jah, here is some video of me Mooslim bredrin taking de fight to de Dutch Infidel Ras-Claarts, innit.

I once went to Holland - it was one of my earliest imaginary trips abroad....

Anonymous,  23 April 2013 at 14:51  

"Liverpool-where catholism meets communism and produces cuntisms."

Speaking as someone whose family harks from Liverpool, this is unfortunately true.

Anonymous,  23 April 2013 at 14:55  

Oh dear this just in from Hampshire Constabulary - "We do not care if he is a worshipful brother or has some gen he can say in court. Haslam is a liability and we will not face a situation whereby Hants Police are put in a position that will be damaging. End of the day Haslam is a useless asset - let him face the music"

Anonymous,  23 April 2013 at 15:11  

You keyboard warriors make me piss. Nobody gives a shit about you or what you write or think. To blow off steam you'd be better of having a wank to a video. I say "wank to a video" because obviously no human being would want to have sex with any of you. Eat shit and die you cunts!

Thus Spake Sciatico.

Margi Claaaaaaarke,  23 April 2013 at 16:24  

@Sciatico - oh noes, mummy's going to be very very upset with you for using naughty words. Did you learn them off your priest when he was showing you God's love, did you enjoy receiving his love? You did, didn't you? You yearn for that love always, don't you. Naughty boy - go err..straight to confession and atone for your sins. Maybe he'll instruct you some more!

Ha ha ha - freak.

Anonymous,  23 April 2013 at 18:03  

Hey, Margi. Sorry to hear about your lover being send down for bestiality. Hopefully the RSPCA will re-home him with a better owner, who won't sexually abuse him like you did, German Shepherds being very popular and all these days.


Sciatico saying it as it is.

Anonymous,  23 April 2013 at 20:04  

The real Sciatico never wrote perv shit.

Anonymous,  23 April 2013 at 20:25  

Freedom of speech is the right to be offensive. Those here who would allow only inoffensive speech show clearly why the government has such an easy time controlling enough of the sheep to keep this corrupt system going.

Long may OH survive and prosper!


Anonymous,  24 April 2013 at 11:56  

Cock slappingly funny as usual. Well done. Congratulations to all concerned. Much love.

Terry Tibbs

Anonymous,  24 April 2013 at 12:53  

Why does this blog have the same IP address as Man2Man the gay dating site for mature homosexuals?

Something is amiss.

David Amess

Anonymous,  24 April 2013 at 13:03  

Do the security services of Britain nay the world, know that Ciaran Goggins the pocket revolutionary is plotting and planning single handedly to disrupt the forthcoming G8 conference in Northern Ireland? Rumours emanating from his mental health outreach worker are that he has stopped taking his meds again and has again started wearing his revolutionary black charity shop trousers with the large flap at the
back and rainbow white tee shirt, as opposed to his usual Wizard of Oz Dorothy outfit with the red shoes.
Local shopkeepers in Ballyjamesduff
report receiving inquiries from him concerning the purchase of a catapult and a pocket laser pointer. Elsewhere he is encouraging others with more balls than him to rise up against the capitalist whilst he sits wanking in safely in his sticky armchair......Ooh matron!

Anonymous,  24 April 2013 at 15:14  

If anyone can be Old Holborn, can Old Holborn be anyone? Or at least less of a cock? Please God, let it be!

V for Vagina

Team GB - World Police,  24 April 2013 at 19:28  

We are reckless, arrogant, super dicks. And the Liverpool grasses are pussies. And the government is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks. Because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick - with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.

I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies - all covered in shit.


Anonymous,  25 April 2013 at 15:57  

What did he actually say? I've googled it to death and can only find third hand cant and whining.

Anonymous,  26 April 2013 at 08:11  

The reason you cannot find anything illegal or defamamtory is because there is nothing to has been whipped up into an excuse for mass frenzy by the 'victim status lovers of Liverpool' (stike up hideous music) ...they wont let it go EVER..and you can be assured that they will perpetuate this rubbish ad nauseum. All the threads have been taken way out of context as is their adgenda...
They are spitting feathers because no one has been jailed or bum raped that is all they actually desire..revenge for something, they know not quite what, but because their mates en masse are doing it..well it must be a cause to fight for then? ..pathetic.

Anonymous,  26 April 2013 at 19:59  

Whine, whine like little girls......Dey do dough don’t dey dough?

Mat M,  27 April 2013 at 14:51  

Yes, anyone can rip off an idea from a film of a comic. Well done you. Very clever. Awfully clever. And cool, let's not forget how cool wearing one of those masks is.

C Rehill 28 April 2013 at 17:56  

Jah, if one of me Mooslim bredrin like reverts to Hisslaarm an shit, den yoo Ras Claarts should give dem de proper names, innit....

Ooooh Matron ! Free Tibet !

Anonymous,  28 April 2013 at 21:44  

What happened to the black blokes that tried to force Old Holborn's young daughter to fellate them on a train? Were they caught? Punished? And did they come from Liverpool?

Anonymous,  28 April 2013 at 23:50  

So OH hasn't emigrated to Bulgaria then?

Anonymous,  29 April 2013 at 09:16  

Nice to see this is the sole outlet for Derek Haslam of 9 Lynn Rd PE38 and his spooge. Care in the community

Anonymous,  1 May 2013 at 09:04  

Maybe now that Holby's unemployed he will move to Bulgaria?

Colonel Rehill 1 May 2013 at 11:55  

Here I am modelling the Spring/Summer 'Shabby-Chic Jobless Loser Collection' at a recent Amnesty event in Belfast.

We needed a catchy slogan for the show and some of the younger volunteers came up with this :

"Don't bend down when Ciaran's around !"

Oooh Matron ! Free Tibet !

Anonymous,  1 May 2013 at 15:21  

Holby any news on your "rolling over" for plod? News about to break that "worshipful brothers" got you off? Boaz!

Anonymous,  2 May 2013 at 13:06  

JFT96 don't want more cover ups by the police and the government. They shouldn't be allowed to censor the truth.

Ergo OH should be censored by the government.

JFT96 don't care what OH says. But are so offended because they care some much about his opinion.

An tings.

Queeran Goggins 2 May 2013 at 14:48  

Looks like Old Holborn's Twitter account has finally been suspended...and I, more than anyone, know what that's like...

I shall be attempting to take the credit for this just as soon as I have managed to dream up some suitably unbelievable bullshit to post on my blogge that no-one ever reads.....

Oooh Matron ! Free Tibet !

Anonymous,  2 May 2013 at 17:31  

Looks as if Stuarts plane to Pattaya is going to be searched - drugs - bombs who knows? Saturdays are FUN!

Anonymous,  3 May 2013 at 07:19  

He didn't have a go at a "Kid who was taken from a shop and killed", he just pointed out that the lad's killers were Scouse after he'd been accused of being a Paedo following his "2000 mates" jibe.

He was quite wrong to say that the 96 were trampled to death by their own mates, most died from crush injuries.

Anonymous,  3 May 2013 at 09:14  

Considering how overpopulated the world is I feel that sodomy should both be encouraged and celebrated as a sterile sex act and means of population control.

Thank you for your time and attention.

Old Bugger

Anonymous,  3 May 2013 at 14:29  

Why in fuck's name would anybody of sound mind and body want to be Old Holborn?

Anonymous,  4 May 2013 at 08:45  

To have a go at troughing scum who interfere in people's lives?
They sure don't want to be Scousers or Politicians.

Creggan RentBoy 4 May 2013 at 14:58  

I posted a comment online about Old Holborn sharing a cell with two big hunky Somalis..... in reality I was just acting out one of my favourite fantasies...

Oooh Matron ! Free Tibet !

Anonymous,  4 May 2013 at 19:02  

They only hate Old Holborn because he's a gay right-winger. In this day and age people should be allowed to be fascist bum-boy Tory voters and not abused by lefties.

Anonymous,  4 May 2013 at 19:38  

Looking at the mongs, queerdos and kids who ain't getting any posting here shows that trying to save GB is pointless.
Leave it to all the dross and emigrate to a better climate with nicer people and a cheaper and higher standard of living (and I don't mean Oztraler).

Anonymous,  4 May 2013 at 20:03  

Queer Mongs? You mean Derek Haslam of 9 Lynn Rd PE38? I quite concur!

Anonymous,  5 May 2013 at 08:19  


Deputy Speaker of the House of Commons,Nigel Evans, has been arrested on suspicion of homosexual rape. Apparently one of the men alleging rape is none other than Old Holborn!

You heard it here first!

Phil Latio

GetLost,  5 May 2013 at 08:50  

No, Anonymong of 4 May 2013 20:03,
I mean YOU and your pitiful loser bumchums. Nobody gives a shit about this Derek or all the other queerdos you are obsessed with and keep spamming this blog about.

DS 5 May 2013 at 09:09  

What price Old Holborn playing the victim? He was careless leaving so many clues as to his identity online, classic stupidity, if you're going to troll at least cover your tracks.

Anonymous,  5 May 2013 at 10:16  

Leave Derek Haslam alone! Just a bent op trying to get by as best he can! Ooh Matron!

Anonymous,  5 May 2013 at 14:30  

Let me ride you astride, Holby! Let me split you wide open like an exotic fruit with my corded and veiny hornswoggler!

Private Goggins 5 May 2013 at 14:47  

"A. Background facts

1. 30089/04 Goggins

6. The applicant was arrested on 13 May 2004 after an allegation of rape was made against him. At the police station, his fingerprints and photographs were taken and he provided a DNA sample.

7. On 19 July 2004 he was advised that the charges against him had been dropped.

In letters of 12 November 2010 and 4 February 2011 Mr Goggins indicated that he was opposed to the striking out of his case. He referred to the illegal retention of his DNA data for over six years and insisted that they should now be deleted. He requested the quashing of his conviction, an undertaking from the Government that he would no longer face attempts at intimidation, full disclosure of data relating to him which were held on the Police National Computer and deletion of the DNA samples of innocent people in a transparent and independent process. He also requested compensation and considered the GBP 75 offered in his case to be unacceptably low.


4. Decides to strike the applications out of its list of cases in so far as they relate to the complaints declared admissible under point 2, in accordance with Article 37 § 1 (c) of the Convention."


You LOSE fatty....

Oooh Matron ! Free Tibet !

Anonymous,  5 May 2013 at 15:16  

As to the above surely the court case is a victory? Why else appoint a Biometric Commissioner? Payent (however poor) is a recognition of the case being found in favour of the applicant. Not very intelligent are you? Police no doubt "Friend Of Robert"

Anonymous,  6 May 2013 at 11:44  

Holby is a dicksplash!

(I'm a coded welder by the way.)

Queeran Goggins 7 May 2013 at 09:19  

UK to host Somalia peace conference

"The conference will focus on rebuilding its security forces and tackling rape - a largely taboo subject in Somalia.

Somalia is widely regarded as a failed state, hit by an Islamist insurgency, piracy and a famine from 2010 to 2012."

I have to express my surprise at not being invited to contribute to this conference. As an award-winning blogger (with a certificate in Home Economics from my local Community College) I am regarded as an authority on African politics, Isslaarm and rape, innit. But, then again, it might clash with me having to sign on at the local JobCentre Plus...

Anonymous,  7 May 2013 at 14:23  

Hello, Cheeky!

Rectal Sex

Anonymous,  7 May 2013 at 23:31  

Just wondering: Why do you queerdos keep posting all this pointless perv stuff here?
Is it supposed to be funny? Don't you have anywhere else to post it? You all make it pretty obvious that IRL you don't have any partners. Do you just come here because you are sad, lonely Losers who can't actually post anywhere else?

Anonymous,  9 May 2013 at 08:11  

My mother made me a homosexual.

If I bought your mother some knitting needles and some balls of wool, would she make a homosexual too?

Bum Buoy


Anonymous,  9 May 2013 at 08:58  

Is that supposed to be funny? Or shocking? What is the point of posting your queer drivel here? Nobody gives a shit that you are bent. Is it a cry for attention?

Anonymous,  9 May 2013 at 11:12  

If you think sex is a pain in the arse you need to use more lubricant.

Camp Freddy

Anonymous,  9 May 2013 at 14:02  

You need to go on a gay dating site, not post your inane, pointless comments here.

Anonymous,  9 May 2013 at 18:22  

I used to do my girlfriend three, sometimes four or more, times a day hoping to make her pregnant. I reckon I would have succeeded too if the stupid bitch could have resisted the urge to empty her bowels almost immediately afterwards!

Sodom Hall

Anonymous,  10 May 2013 at 00:01  

Who do you think wants to know this here, or cares, sunny?

Ciaran Goggins 11 May 2013 at 18:51  

Today, whilst out and about doing price comparison shopping for Pot Noodles, I was handed a crumbled piece of paper.

I hurried home to my skank bedsit above an empty shop and with trembling hands I unfolded the crumpled piece of paper to read the scrawled message it contained.

It simply said,

"You're a fat useless cunt Goggins...."

Anonymous,  11 May 2013 at 20:06  

Who gives a shit about you two queers and your sad lives?

Anonymous,  12 May 2013 at 15:29  

A dear friend of mine, Barry, lost his boyfriend and long-time lover, Nigel, in a car crash. Having no family Barry had to arrange Nigel's cremation and collect his ashes later from the crematorium.

When I asked Barry how he was going to dispose of Nigel's ashes he told me that he was going to put a tablespoonful of ash in a blindingly hot curry based on Nigel's favourite recipe and sprinkle the rest near a park bench where he met Nigel one noght while out cruising.

"Nigel ripped my arsehole to shred countless times with his cock while buggering me when alive," Barry said "that I thought I let his ashes sandpaper my arsehole from the inside, once more, for old times sake, now that he's passed away and gone."

There's love for you!

Shag My Poops

Anonymous,  12 May 2013 at 18:14  

And what does this have to do with Old Holborn, you sad, lonely perv?

Anonymous,  14 May 2013 at 08:47  

All this talk about buggery could be because Old Holborn is an arsehole that many of us think deserves to be fucked up.

Anonymous,  14 May 2013 at 17:44  

Your endless fixation with buggery is more telling about you than anyone else.
Why don't you go and get yourself screwed and stop posting your queer crap here?

Or do you actually get paid to fuck up people's blogs with your queer drivel?

Goggzilla 17 May 2013 at 14:42  

Saudi religious police boss condemns Twitter users

"The head of Saudi Arabia's religious police has warned citizens against using Twitter, which is rising in popularity among Saudis.

Sheikh Abdul Latif Abdul Aziz al-Sheikh said anyone using social media sites - and especially Twitter - "has lost this world and his afterlife"

Jah, me is inclined to agree wv me Mooslim bredrin on dis point.

However, I have got a veritable handful of diplomas from my local community college and at the ripe old age of 52 all I've got to show for it is an ill-fitting pair of charity shop trousers and a growing list of criminal convictions....

Anonymous,  18 May 2013 at 16:06  


" You can't say "I believe in free speech but..." It just doesn't work that way. "

Is shouting "fire" for fun in a crowded night-club "free speech".?

Is the mainstream media claiming that someone is guilty of a crime when the aren't "free speech"?

If someone writes anonymous posts claiming the local headmaster is a pedophile when he isn't "free speech"?

Is a lie "free speech"?

If a lie is not "free speech" how do we know who is lying?

Queeran Goggins 18 May 2013 at 20:24  

Kid bullied in Germany

Jah, here is a new video of some little Infidel Ras-Claart being dealt wiv by some of me junior Mooslim bredrin in Germany, innit....

I avoided such situation by agreeing to get down on my knees and fellate the cock of Hisslaarm at the local masjid and I've never looked back since....

Oooh Matron ! Free Tibet !

Anonymous,  18 May 2013 at 22:00  

This afternoon I asked my friend Colin how his group dirty weekend with his two fuck buddies Jerry and Mike.

"Horribly" he said. "I fucked Jerry up the arse and then Mike, with his massive cock did the same. Poor Jerry had to be taken to hospital afterwards to have his bum passage stitched up."

"Rectum?" I queried.

"Wrecked him?" Colin said. "More like damn near killed him."

Colonel Astroglide Bumsplitter

Anonymous,  18 May 2013 at 23:43  

Interesting... Someone posts something serious about free speech and immediately the faux queerdos pounce to destroy the thread.

Anonymous,  19 May 2013 at 08:27  

I know that a lot of right-wingers are gay or closeted gays, e.g., the Nazi Ernst Röhm, Conservative MP Alan Duncan, and UKIP leader Nigel Farage, but I'm sick of this blog being targeted by faggots taking the piss.

Give it a rest and leave us alone.


Anonymous,  19 May 2013 at 17:36  

Farage isn't gay he's bisexual. As he said to me when we were in Scotland the other day: "I like a drink and I'll fuck anything that walks on two legs." Get you fact right.

Colonel Rehill 19 May 2013 at 18:40  

Hislam or Haslam? Sounds like some sad old queen to all of us! Prosit!

Anonymous,  19 May 2013 at 20:29  

I'm all for free speech. That way you can tell who the Idiots are.

Anonymous,  20 May 2013 at 18:20  

If Farage fucks anything, male or female, that walks on two legs I'm not going to take him on a tour of my goose, duck and ostrich farm.

Phil Latio

Anonymous,  20 May 2013 at 18:49  

Farage fucking an ostrich might be a possibility. First wave a few UKIP banners around and then, after the ostrich has buried its head in the sand, Nigel could creep up behind the beast and slip his erect manhood up the creature's arse before it had a chance to realise what was going on and escape.

Anonymous,  21 May 2013 at 08:52  

Ha! Farage fucking an ostrich is a funny image. Particularly if, after he slips his wrinkly cock up the ostriches arsehole, the ostrich clenches its sphincters and runs off, dragging poor old Nigel behind it at 30 mph by his erection! Tee-hee.

Anonymous,  21 May 2013 at 13:24  

There's far too much talk about sodomy on this site. Buggery, being buggered, and buggering. Man on man/woman or woman (with strap on) on woman/man is bad enough but fascist UKIP leader on helpless ostrich goes beyond the pale. Whatever happened to the exquisite joy of a hard cock inside a luscious quim?

Kids today.

I blame the parents.


Ciaran Goggins 22 May 2013 at 18:24  

Meanwhile in the miserable third world shithole of Britainistan....

Man dead in suspected Woolwich terror attack

High Wycombe grooming case: Girl 'repeatedly raped by group'

But, fortunately, the Marxist, biased BBC are doing everything to play down these unfortunate incidents which in no way represent the real face of Isslaaarm, innit....

Anonymous,  23 May 2013 at 18:30  


liberal engineering,  24 May 2013 at 15:58  

If there was real 'Free Speech' in the UK, than the 96 would of had justice back in 1989/1990, as people who knew exactly what went on would be free to talk with out fear of reprisals (see the story of the PC who told victims were still alive after 15:15 but was discredited)

And now said same people who want justice want to silence somebody advocating a right to say what you like without fear of reprisals. It might be offensive to you, but no more offensive than the injustice of not being allowed to say it all?

So well done, you keep right on pissing in the shallow end of the gene pool, fucking morons.

Anonymous,  26 May 2013 at 11:47  

A Liverpudlian once shoved a large vibrating black dildo up Old Holborn's arsehole.

"How'd'ya like that Holby?" asked the Liverpudlian turning the dildo's vibrating speed up to halfway.

"I know I've offended your people over the years" said Old Holborn. "But can I please, please beg a favour from you as a last request?"

"Wha'ya want?" replied the Liverpudlian.

"Can you please turn the vibrator you shoved up my arsehole up to full speed and leave us alone?" returted a squinting Holby.

Ben Doon

Ron Broxted 28 May 2013 at 19:49  

York Mosque praised for offering EDL protesters tea

Jah, it is like wot me 'as been saying all along - Isslaarm really is like socially engaged, innit....

I was helping out in the kitchens of the Belfast Islamic Centre...... until they found me pleasuring myself using a Hummous filled pita bread wrap....

Oooh Matron ! Free Tibet !

Anonymous,  5 August 2013 at 09:35  

May I take this opportunity to thank the elderly lady who took me in and sheltered me until the police arrived on thursday of last week. The enraged homophobic and racist mob that chased me from the kiddies play area of the Botanical Gardens had mistaken me for a pervert due to me innocently attempting to distribute some unwanted sweets I had found in the pockets of my full length beige raincoat to the sweet young kiddies on the swings. Thank you so much Mrs Egan.

Yours in gratitude,

Ciaran Goggins.

Anonymous,  30 October 2013 at 03:26  

I would just to inform the followers of Ciaran Goggins that luckily the tree that crashed on my small rented caravan in the woods near Ballyjamesanus ROI did not kill me as I was being held at Psychiatric hospital at the time following me being sectioned again. Praise be to Allah.

Anonymous,  24 November 2013 at 14:58  

Woe is me those bastards at twitter have cleared out my trolling accounts and My telegraph keep deleting my crap. What a girlie to do? Things get even worse however I understand that a massive civil claim is coming my way and another for Copyright theft.
ciaran Goggins is well and truly busted jah!

Anonymous,  2 December 2013 at 19:14  

But not anyone can be Der
Ek Has
Lam. One would need to have a dodgy connection like Sid Fillery.

Anonymous,  3 December 2013 at 19:18  

What on earth has happened to all Ciaran Goggins boring mysoginistic twitter accounts for f8cks sake? No sooner does the poor mentally retarded sop set another one up before it is deleted by twitter. Guess the loser fucked with the wrong bull jah?

Anonymous,  22 December 2013 at 14:21  

Cut your dick off. Babies don't choose to be born. Cut it off. It's the real source of the slave society.

Anonymous,  22 December 2013 at 17:35  

Isn't James Haslam son of Derek Haslam the bent ex cop being investigated for kiddie porn?

Anonymous,  26 February 2014 at 01:39  

No that is Ciaran Goggins he is wanted by the Irish police in Kildare for raping a nine year old boy in the Market Square toilets teo weeks ago

Gary Alexander,  21 May 2014 at 10:51  

Last 100 comments from known perjurer Derek Gordon Haslam, 9, Lynn rd, PE38, now facing ten years in chokey. Google "The Groovy Gang".

Anonymous,  29 July 2014 at 17:26  

Wrong Gary, Haslam is at 11 Lynn Road he tried selling it last year.

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