Tuesday, 31 August 2010

The Rubbish Police


When I purchase something with money I have earned, I was under the impression that it belonged to me, to do with as I wished. It is my "property".

Apparently Brent Council do not agree. With recycling now being big business, the London Council has decided if you don't want it anymore, it belongs to them and failure to hand over valuable aluminium, glass and paper will see you the recipient of a £1000 fine. No, really.

What interested me was the manner by which your enforced recycling is monitored by agents of the Council:

Three week monitoring:

  • recycling advisors to follow recycling collection crews on their rounds
  • recycling advisors to check if household puts out a green box with recyclable material in it. If green box is out the household is considered to be recycling and therefore complying with the scheme.
It gets better

If a household does not put out a green box for a three week period then:

  • first advisory letter and leaflet are hand delivered by recycling advisor
  • recycling advisor to discuss with household why they are not recycling, how to recycle, and why they must recycle.

For households that have received the first advisory letter and visit:

  • second letter hand delivered by officer
  • officer to discuss with household why they are not recycling and remind household how to recycle
  • officer to remind household that recycling is compulsory and further interaction between household and officer

Firstly, anyone called an Officer needs to have sworn an Oath last time I checked. Secondly, anyone demanding my property under menaces can expect to receive very short shrift. I'm sending an FOI to Brent to find out how much money they make by demanding other peoples property with menaces.

Bastards. I prefer not to be forced to recycle by the barrel of a gun.

Saturday, 28 August 2010

A Common Sense Appeal


Regular readers of this blog will know that I am no bleeding heart liberal with any sympathy for those residing at her majesty's pleasure. Their actions and inability to take responsibility for those actions are largely what put them there. A generalisation I am prepared to admit but none the less, this caught my attention.

When Ben Gunn was 14 and living in care, he killed his friend after a row. To reflect his age and evident remorse, Gunn was sentenced to 10 years in prison. And yet 30 years later he is still inside. He will be 45 this year.


I know prison is full of people serving long sentences but Ben is slightly different in that rather than demand Playstations, snooker tables, Sky Sports or bogs that don't face Mecca, he has been financing his own PhD through his blog. The Ministry are refusing to supply him with writing paper whilst supplying everyone else with tobacco, fully fitted gyms and TVs.

He needs just £1600 to finish his doctorate. As and when he is released, he will be a PhD rather than an uneducated ex con and he has chosen this path instead of wallowing in his sentence.

You have an opportunity to create something worthwhile after 30 years in jail. An ex con with a Doctorate. I'm happy to donate. You are free to ignore this request to a man to leave prison with a first class education, paid for by himself and donations, not the taxpayer.

There is a Paypal donate button on his blog.


UPDATE: Lots of readers are asking why he has served 30 years. He answers here

UPDATE 2 : Target reached. Well done

Compare the NHS Market


I see the Mouth of the Humber is now creating a small storm in his "vision" to protect NHS Direct from being scrapped.

This is the NHS Direct that costs the taxpayer £45 a call when some fat ugly sofa dweller decides that instead of going to the doctor, he would prefer to call some talking head in a call centre and explain that after a night on the vodka, they have woken up with a headache, a thirst, ruffled clothes and an empty wallet and seek advice.

The NHS is the largest employer in the world after the Chinese Army, Indian Railways and Walmart. No other country in Europe spends so much on Healthcare yet most of them provide a superior service. Even those who work for the NHS want the system scrapped as a monumental waste of money and resources.

Sorry, scrap it. Dismantle the NHS and rebuild on a German or Swiss health care model. Without MRSA, without nailcare and haircuts free at the point of delivery, without the outrageous waste, without the health tourism from most of the world, without free gender reassignment ops, without diversity councillors, without translations into the Cherokee language (no, really) and without the impression that the NHS is somehow the Son of God and to be worshipped at the alter of the taxpayer. Get healthcare out of the hands of Politicians, the least qualified people in the world to look after your body.

For those who wish to involve themselves in the #hashtag war on twitter, get stuck in on #savenhsdirect and know that Sally Bercow and John Prescott are reading your abuse.

PS: Off topic, but a fascinating little read on a remarkable woman here

Thursday, 26 August 2010

A tribute To Lord Mouth of the Humber



You too can become a Lord, with a seated title. I have

Jockanese Redface speak with forked tongue



Tom Harris MP? A libertarian? Citizens entitled to a private life "shocker"?


Apparently not.

UPDATE: A humble thanks to all those who voted for this blog in the Fat Poofs Poll. We are now the 2nd most popular Libertarian Blog in the country. If any of you have articles YOU would like published here, just ask.

Tuesday, 24 August 2010

++Greece to withdraw from Euro tonight?++

Developing.....

Not a leg to stand on


Libertarians are often accused of "being selfish" by others of a different political persausion. Usually because we ask quite nicely if we may be allowed to keep the fruits of our labour instead of simply handing it over to those who assume they know better than us how to spend our money. It is assumed we are millionaires who have exploited starving African children or kept whales in battery farms. It is assumed we drive Jaguars and evade taxes because we simply ask others to leave us alone.

I can't speak for others, nor would I wish to but I would compare my values as very similar to the Amish community. Without a sky pixey or a bible though of course. Leave me alone, I need little to get by with, I won't try to change you if you don't force me to live the way you live. I respect honour, hard work, values, peace, simplicity and honesty. I don't need a Ferrari, golf club membership, a three piece suit or stomach ulcers. And of course, I take responsibility for me and my family (cue ex wife to jump in. Forget it bitch, I gave you the six bedroom house and the car when you threw me out for asking you to push the hoover around a bit)

Jack Straws son, Will, in his desperate attempt to find a cause now that we know Labour were nothing more than warmongering authoritarian spendaholics using our money has decided that you and I, and the good people of everywhere are bastards because we have withdrawn some funding from the Mong Olympics due to be held here in 2012. Money that of course we would have to borrow and ask our grandchildren to pay back, even though they will probably never see the joy on the face of a deaf, dumb and blind spectator in a wheelchair watching dribbling Africans play wheelchair ping pong.

In his latest post, I saw the classic doubleplusgoodspeak. People are either disabled or non disabled apparently. Non disabled people are bastards and should provide rose petal strewn wheelchair access to every facility in London. And we should pay for it too. Because it is our fault. Even if we have bought them 8,000 new buses, huge bogs, installed lifts in playgrounds and sheltered bungalows and produced driving licences in braille.

And to cap it all, I have offended some disabled readers by calling myself "able bodied" not "non disabled".

Thank FUCK this lot are no longer in power. I choose what I call myself and you remain free to be offended. I already know you will be offended that people can climb Everest whilst you can't. I accept you will be offended that skiing is off limits to you. I sympathise that you are offended that you will never join the Parachute Regiment. But don't you ever, EVER tell me I cannot call myself "able bodied" because you are not and that "injustice" offends you.

I am off to punch a Lesbian dwarf

Monday, 23 August 2010

Isn't it Ironic?

Then and Now


SCHOOL 1957 vs 2010

Scenario 1: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.


1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
buddies.

2010 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months. School board hold meeting to implement bullying prevention programs


Scenario 2: Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1957 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Head Teacher. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2010 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested forADD. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School gets extra funding from state because Robbie has a disability.


Scenario 3: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957- Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.


Scenario 4: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with.

2010 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario 5: Ahmed fails high school English.

1957- Ahmed goes to evening classes, passes English and goes to college.
2010 - Ahmed's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. Class action lawsuit filed against state school system and Ahmed's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Ahmed given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario 6: Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from 5th of November, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up an ant's nest.

1957- Ants die.

2010- MI 5 & MI6 & Anti-terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, MI5 investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario 7: Johnny falls while running during school holidays and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957- In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing..

2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

Sunday, 22 August 2010

Violence in the name of the Planet

I've had great fun today following the events at the Climate Camp at the Scottish HQ of the bank we now own, RBS. The usual rabble of faux anarchists, skinny vegans and socialist workers all ready to lay the boot in to the evil banks. The very same banks their illustrious leader bailed out instead of simply letting go bust.

Things took a turn this afternoon when armed with hammers they decided to smash some windows at the bank you and I now own in their quest to "save the planet"

I spent a good while having informed and constructive debates with some of the protesters. Some are genuinely concerned for the planet, some were fruitbats, some were just simply ecoloons. Of course, to them, I was an evil heretic, a "denier", a BNP nutjob, a Tory.

Their argument was always the same. We must save the planet. My argument was always the same. Prove the existence of your new god, explain how you intend to stop the climate changing (something it has done for 4 billion years) and don't ask me for a penny until you have ALL the answers. After all, mankind has been here in fluctuating climates for the last 2 million years and survived them all.

Obviously the organic lentil wine at the camp cut in and bingo, we have the tweet I was looking for. Nothing to do with saving the planet, nothing to do with the climate, but an admission that global Warming is an opportunity for unelectable marxists to grab power, raise taxes, create new laws and control us all.



Well done Sophie, you big fat Lesbian Fabian. The Ballot box and democracy are not of interest to you. Hammers, violence and blackmail are. Thanks for clearing that up, once and for all.

Remember, the next time an ecoloon lectures you, ask them if they have paid for the windows they broke yet. It is, when all is said and done, YOUR bank they stormed today. And certainly not in the name of the planet.

Sophie? Meet a Polar Bear

Saturday, 21 August 2010

Save the effort


Well, it's Obama time again as he lines up talks between the Israelis and the Palestinians to solve a problem that has no solution. Frankly, if there was a solution it would have been reached by now, so I thought I'd add my perspective to the fray.

What do they want?

Palestinians

Israelis to stop building on their land.
A harbour and an airport so they can trade.
The right to govern themselves
Peace

Israelis

Peace
The Gazan gas fields
the Lebanese gas fields
Syrian water
An ethnically pure Jewish state
All the land they say God promised them
American taxpayers to pay all their bills
No observance of International law


Why bother? How do you convince a people who believe themselves to be racially superior to us all and chosen by God himself to behave in a civilised manner to the people they call scum? I would have suggested that we simply boycott Jewish banks but our Jewish Lords and Masters in Parliament simply decided to give them our money anyway. So it looks like it's up to Obama to force Israel to stop being a psychopathic rogue State. As I said, save the effort, it is never going to happen and the Palestinians will continue to live in the worlds largest concentration camp until, well the Israelis get everything they want. Namely everything. As God's gift to the chosen people.

Bastards

Over to the comments. No moderation, no censorship as usual.

Friday, 20 August 2010

Englishmen banned from Bradford

It has just been announced that the EDL will not be allowed to march through Bradford in case of "disorder". So lawful protest is now outlawed in case it "provokes violence".

I am no fan of Nationalists but I do believe in the fundamental right to peaceful protest for anyone of any political or religious persuasion. I suspect the usual cry of "nazi thugs" and "extreme right wingers" will be the excuse but a quick look at who the Police arrested last time Bradford Muslims took offence to the democratic process should clear that little one up.


Shame on Bradford Council. Mind you, a quick look at the names of the Councillors and we can understand why English protesters are not wanted in their own city.


Dog Grooming Lecturers required by Suffolk Council


It was interesting to read this morning that HALF A MILLION council jobs could be slashed and no one would notice (apart from the tax payer of course who funds their wages and pensions, just like in East Germany) so I thought I'd have a little scuttle around some council job boards and see if I could find a really useful position that needs filling.

Didn't take long. Suffolk Council is looking to pay someone £27,000 a year plus pension to teach people how to wash dogs.

I am now going to lie down for a bit. What the FUCK is a council doing teaching ANYONE how to wash a dog and paying people to do it.

Thursday, 19 August 2010

Exclusive: Meet Tony Blair 08/09/10 1pm


Are you an Iraqi? an Afghani? Perhaps a maimed Soldier or a relative of David Kelly?

Your chance to meet Tony Blair in person. Don't be late and be sure to tell ALL your friends.

I'm taking handcuffs.

the New Stand Up?


Interesting concept this. I've been invited to drink free beer at a new event called a Blog Slam (or some such shite) whereby I read out one of my blog posts in front of an independent panel of publishers. I quote

Herznote, the publishers of the international bloggers' bookazine; CIRCUS. To coincide with the release of our first issue, CIRCUS Fashion, we are hosting a BLOG SLAM in London.

The idea behind a BLOG SLAM is to invite a range of bloggers to read out one of their favourite blog posts to a live audience. There will be a prize for the winner, chosen by an independent panel of judges. Our event will be truly special, the first of its kind, and it will be an opportunity to meet other bloggers, as well as your own fans, face to face. We want to give bloggers a platform outside of the internet, and a BLOG SLAM is the perfect way to do this. This is an open invite, you are welcome to bring guests and tell people you may think are interested in participating or attending.

The event will be held on the 22nd of September, 2010, 7pm at The Rag Factory, Shoreditch, London. We would love for you to come, even if you don't want to enter the competition itself. If you are interested, please email us at blogslam@circus-bookazine.com to RSVP or to be added on to the list of bloggers who are participating.

Sounds like fun. Would my readers care to nominate a post for me to recite? Something that might cause a riot? I was thinking along the lines of Dear Labour Voters or Mummy? Daddy?

Deaf, dumb and blind kid gets A*





Pinball is definitely getting easier

UPDATE: Just for fun, here is the exam we used to take AGED TEN

Here is a 1968 O Level Maths paper and here is a 2009 GCSE Modular paper

Here's a question from 2009 Maths

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

Slash and Burn


Ok, you lot. I am back from my Gallic adventure and chomping at the bit again.

Who would like to see exactly what the Big State has planned with YOUR money? Your chance to attend and meet the greasy shites in person....

Wouldn't it be fun if we, the people actually paying the bills, turned up......

Saturday, 14 August 2010

All the best Phil.....

It would be awful to see Phil Woolas lose his seat, wouldn't it? After all, he managed a mere majority of 103 votes after slandering his LibDem competitor.

On Friday 28 May 2010, Woolas's opponent, Elwyn Watkins, issued a legal challenge on the result. The challenge is under the Respresentation of the People Act 1983, the same legislation that saw Labour councillor Miranda Grell disqualified for incorrectly accusing her opponent of paedophilia.

Here's a sample of his handy-work, released shortly after refusing to allow Gurkha's into the country they swore to defend with their lives.

Click to enlarge

Friday, 13 August 2010

En Vacances


Just to let you all know that the weather and the oysters are stunning.

(PS. Don't even think about burgling my house. I left enough water for the dog but not enough food)

UPDATE: Contrary to popular opinions and rumours on Twitter, Facebook and the comments section of the last post, I have not been kidnapped, bumped off, seduced by the dark side of the force, turned homosexual, imprisoned in John Prescott's immense larder or outed as an MI5 agent. I am currently on a beach, drinking Pastis and smoking Gauloise. Not a nylon football shirted shaven headed tattooed British baboon in sight.

Alas, I can also testify that French totty no longer gets its tits out on the beach

Friday, 6 August 2010

The working class can kiss my arse


There was a rather good comment in my thread regarding "the Valleys"

Tony Benn was on the radio last night trying to incite a ‘general strike’, no-one has the heart to tell him that the working classes have not a shred of power any more. A general strike? Of what? Nail ‘technicians’? Party planners?
The General Strike has always been the way to cripple the State and remind them who is boss. It never fails, costs participents very little and there is no redress by the authorities. That is, of course, when the working classes had power. They could close the ports, empty the mines, shut down the steel plants, slam the doors on schools and public transport.

Where are they now? Oh, yes, either stacking shelves at Morrisons or sitting on the sofa watching daytime TV subsidised by the taxes of the people stacking shelves. And there's a good chance millions of public sector workers will be joining them as we once again attempt to live within our means.

Are we headed back to Victorian labour rates where bosses exploited the lack of real jobs and those who couldn't work landed up in the workhouse? I think not. What we will see is an ever reducing dependence on the welfare state. Ireland is already reporting mass emigration once again as graduates AND peasants head out to Australia and America in search of gainful employment, rather than sit and watch the dole pot slowly empty.

This is nothing new. Canada was founded pretty much by starving Scots, America by hungry bog trotters and Australasia by sunburned bread thieves. We simply exported our poor. And haven't they done well, freed from welfare slavery or handouts. Given the chance to thrive, they thrived. They've built entire countries.

In essence, we no longer need the working classes. Labour does, for their votes, but the State certainly doesn't. Neither do you or I. It's not like they make anything we need, is it?One of the reasons the state has grown to such enormous proportions is that the working classes demanded it, like soviet peasants demanding housing, free food and bumper grain harvests. The Labour Party gladly took up the cause (if it meant they could get rich eh, Mr Blair, Lord Mandelsnake?)

The Coalition has realised that importing poverty from the third world is not helping either us or them and we are beginning to see immigration controls, lest the competition for social housing and benefits become too great. The great Social experiment of post war Marxists has failed and I believe we have a once in a lifetime generation to discard the 100 year cul de sac we thundered into under the leadership of communists and Fabians and get back to what has allowed the human species to climb to the top of the tree. A bit of hard work, self reliance, confidence, respect, discipline and ambition. And very little government.

And if the working classes want a chance at the cherry, they could do a lot worse than look at Frank Whittle for a little inspiration instead of belching stella, getting tattoos and breeding dogs for fighting.

Slash the welfare budget, Osborne and set the poor free. Let's be honest, there aren't enough of the idle buggers left to start a national strike anyway.

Thursday, 5 August 2010

I have no idea


anybody?

Food for thought....


"People must ask themselves why this earthquake occurred in this area and not in others. Whoever examines these areas discovers that they are tourism areas . . . where the forbidden acts are widespread, as well as alcohol consumption, drug use and acts of abomination . . . and sexual perversion . . . Don't they deserve punishment from Allah? - Yusuf al-Qaradawi, a Muslim cleric who says that the Asian tsunami victims were punished by Allah because their countries are centres of perversion."

Wednesday, 4 August 2010

From the Valleys

That's another mobilty allowance down the drain

This is Darren. Darren is 21 and lives in Caerphilly. Darren left school at 16 clutching a fist full of worthless certificates given to him for attending the local comprehensive school now and then but alas found that there was no work for someone freshly qualified in Wayne Rooney Studies and Social Media.

So Darren signed on, as his father before him and settled down to life on the Dole. In an attempt to finance a new iPhone (all of his Social Media course covered the iPhone), Darren decided to do what generations of Welsh have done. Grab stuff. Unfortunately for Darren, he fell off the conservatory roof of the house he was burgling and broke his ankle. Luckily, he was able to sue the negligent home owner and was informed by the Dole office that as he was now disabled, he could claim £95 a week instead of £64.

When the cheque from the insurance came through, Darren did his parents proud. He threw it in the pot so that they could retire to a static caravan park in Newport and took over the four bedroomed council house they were living in. Darren now rents out three of the rooms to Poles who amazingly have managed to find work and rakes in a healthy £700 a month in rent, plus the incapacity allowance, and the mobility allowance (for the car) and the council tax allowance and every other benefit given to the feckless.

Dazza is not happy. Dazza is about to lose the fucking lot because not enough people voted for the Party that let Dazza live the life of fucking Riley whilst others worked and paid for it. He's furious in fact and can be seen in the park every day shouting "life's not fair, boyo" whilst he tries to work out another plan to be well paid for doing nothing. And drinking.

A tip to Dazza. All he needs to do is get on to fake charities and he'll be minted. Like these entrepreneurial people

*Note. Dazzas can be found in most Welsh, Scottish and Northern towns

Leave the sugar plantations..you're free now

Where Labour keeps the slaves

Is this the M.P.L.A or
Is this the U.D.A or
Is this the I.R.A
I thought it was the UK
Or just another country
Another council tenancy

Tuesday, 3 August 2010

Le doigt sur les legume - How to Blog

Ever wondered how us bloggers always manage to get good stories really quickly whilst it takes the dead tree press a day or two to catch us up?

I want to encourage as many of you as possible to start your own blogs, so here's a short guide to keeping your finger on the pulse.

1. Facebook - Yup, we all hate it, but let's be honest, I can't monitor news from Israel or Canada better than an Israeli or a Canadian and most of my friends on Facebook think the same way I do. I can join Libertarian groups and the info just pours in all on it's own. I can post a message and know thousands will see it in an instant. Except Iain Dale 'cos the fat poof keeps blocking me. His loss.

Anyway, leave witty or inciteful comments on other peoples posts and they will start following what you have to say and visit your blog. I am registered as Aulde Holborne because people keep getting me thrown off for calling Iain Dale a fat poof.


Next...Twitter. If you had asked me a year ago if Twitter was going to be a force to be reckoned with, I would have laughed. Now, it is the fastest way to info and listen to what is going on in the world. Plus call Iain Dale a fat poof of course. You'll need a twitter account and you'll need to start following people so that what they tweet is visible to you.

Again to gain followers, you have to be funny, inciteful, abusive or a respected source. Yes, there is plenty of noise on Twitter but instead of just using the standard Twitter page, get yourself the free and very useful Tweetdeck or Journotwit. Both of these let me see what people are saying about me or any topic I can think of. Plus, all the press releases in the world are now tweeted in seconds.

Here's the version I use. Info I want to see is seperated into columns that update immediately. I can reply to a tweet with the click of a mouse or keep an eye out for what is popular (or trending). Tweetdeck is an entry level version of this. Both are free of charge, as is Facebook. you can follow me by following @oldhoborn (note spelling. NOT Oldholborn, it was gone. Bastards)

Next. Read other peoples blogs and leave comments. You HAVE to leave comments if you want people to read your stuff. If other readers like them or agree, they'll head over to your place to see what else you have to say. Yes, I have my favourites and you'll often see me abusing other commentators there. Except Iain Dales, of course. The fat poof.

The great thing is that all of this is available on laptops or mobile phones, so instead of sitting on a train reading a tatty copy of Metro, fire up the tweetdeck and read what really interests you online.

Well? What are you waiting for? USE YOUR VOICE.

The Old Holborn approach to Politics



54 seconds in.....Enjoy

Monday, 2 August 2010

the unelected Dictators....


It would appear that the tentacles of Labour have not stopped thrashing yet. Today, we are informed that Manchester local authority is seeking to implement a minimum price for alcohol. Unusual in that local authorities have never set the price for anything, nor indeed, are allowed to by law.

Andy Walker, at Our Life, said: "There are 1.3 million adults in the North West who drink hazardous or harmful amounts of alcohol. And the cost to the NHS North West, in terms of treating alcohol-related injuries and illnesses, is in excess of £400 million a year."


No matter. A pressure group / fake charity is at the bottom of this little outrage. The ironically named "Our Life" based in Manchester. Not that Our Life were ever elected by the people of Manchester to make up new laws for them, so I thought I'd have a little look at the board.

Let's start at the top.

Sir David Henshaw - Renowned Blairite

David Parr - Coincidentally the leader of Labour Halton Borough Council

Dr Mike Burrows - CEO of Salford Primary Care Trust and worked for the NHS for 23 years

Paul Horrocks - Ex left wing editor of the Manchester Evening News

Rosemary Hawley MBE - Leading feminist and committee member of Merseyside Common Purpose

Kate Vokes - Ex management consultant

Ken Perry - Left wing housing officer

Right. Now that we know who you are, I want to know what gives you the right to impose YOUR views on the lives of nearly 4 million people. You were not elected, you are not accountable yet you seek to undermine democracy and take money from ordinary working people to finance your growing empires.

You have the right to reply. I will be waiting. Until then, Our Life can stay the fuck out of MY life.

Ever the Victim (part 2)




Readers of this blog will now that I have little time for Pakistan or Islam in general. Today's announcement that the British High Commissioner has been summoned to see the Pakistan foreign Secretary for "causing offence" has set my blood and now my blog boiling.

So I'm going to tell you why I detest the Pakistani government and Islam in general. You can feel free to rant in the comments. No censorship, no moderation. Ever.

Pakistan. You are not my ally. Your country was the reward not slaughtering your rivals when India was handed back. In return, your terrorists are creating havoc and carnage throughout the world.

You have every right to exist as a democratic, multi faith, multi cultural society. But you are not. You have decided that Pakistan exists purely to serve the followers of Mohammed. Exclusively.

You condemn millions of your own people to slavery, bonded labour, and poverty. You offer them no protection and no rights. You have collectively enslaved them all under the flag of Islam. All in the name of your new country, founded exclusively for a club no one is allowed to leave. Islam.

You ignore international law whilst demanding funding from the International community to continue your undemocratic apartheid experiment. You develop weapons that are capable of killing those from whose very hand you feed and spit in our faces when we demand accountability.

You claim superiority over every living person on this planet on the basis of a sky pixie you have invented. And you back it up with murder, torture, espionage, subterfuge and malevolent influence

You demand that my fellow countrymen protect you with their lives whilst your countrymen shoot us, blackmail us, steal from us and pour scorn on us. We are excluded membership of your club whilst you DEMAND to take ownership of ours.

Money taken by force from me is used to support your supremacist agenda yet you deny any accountability of either your actions or your deeds.

You actively create hatred of anyone who questions your motives, whilst screaming "I am the victim" in every ear.

Your single contribution to the world has been horrific violence waged upon innocent people and your justification is simply to claim defence your vile sectarianism.

My country has enabled nearly a million of your citizens to flee your regime. In return, you have exported your violence to us. You have turned parts of my country into the shit hole you impose on your people. Honour killings, forced marriages, murdering jihadists, enslaved women are now part of my country's culture because to criticise you is to "offend" you and whilst you are intent on creating hell on Earth for the infidel, we are allowed to say nothing and are forced to watch you export your barbarity to my country.

Pakistan, you disgust me. I realise that you have no interest in peace, harmony, rights, equality. You are the enemy of Free Men. Therefore I reject your rabid utterances, your cries of "I am offended", your claims of victimhood, your violence, your terror, your torture and your defiance of international law. I will strive to ensure that not one penny from my earnings is either spent unknowingly by myself or knowingly by our elected leaders on your future.

I await Pakistan's pleas to the filthy infidel for billions in "aid" to repair the damage caused by the recent flooding of Pakistan by Allah himself. Whilst continuing with your nuclear programme of course.

Israel and Pakistan. The only two countries founded on religion, both nuclear armed and both intent on the destruction of anything and everything that isn't them. In the name of sky pixies.

Right, over to the comments. No moderation, no censorship. Defend this filthy pariah state and you will have my attention.

Sunday, 1 August 2010

Ever the Victim



‘There is in England a saying that an anti-Semite is someone who hates the Jews more than is necessary.’
Readers of this blog will now that I have little time for Israel or Zionism in general. Today's announcement by Shimon Peres that my neighbours, Mr and Mrs Smith and all those I know are vicious anti semites has set my blood and now my blog boiling.

So I'm going to tell you why I detest the Israeli government and Zionism in general. You can feel free to rant in the comments. No censorship, no moderation. Ever.

Israel. You are not my ally. Your country was the reward for Lord Balfour convincing the Americans to join World War One. In return, your terrorists in the Stern Gang killed Englishmen.

You have every right to exist as a democratic, multi faith, multi cultural society. But you are not. You have decided that Israel exists to serve the members of the Jewish faith. Exclusively.

You have thrown the current inhabitants out of their houses, off their land and condemned millions of them to poverty. You offer them no protection and no rights. You have collectively enslaved them all behind barbed wire. All in the name of your new country, founded exclusively for a club no one is allowed to join. Judaism.

You ignore international law whilst demanding funding from the International community to continue your undemocratic apartheid experiment. You develop weapons that are capable of killing those from whose very hand you feed and spit in our faces when we demand accountability.

You claim superiority over every living person on this planet on the basis of a sky pixie you have invented. And you back it up with murder, torture, espionage, subterfuge and malevolent influence

You demand that my fellow countrymen protect you with their lives whilst your countrymen shoot us, blackmail us, steal from us and pour scorn on us. We are excluded membership of your club whilst you DEMAND to take ownership of ours.

Money taken by force from me is used to support your racist, supremacist agenda yet you deny any accountability of either your actions or your deeds.

You actively create hatred of anyone who questions your motives, whilst screaming "I am the victim" in every ear.

Your single contribution to the world has been horrific violence waged upon innocent people and your justification is simply to claim defence your vile sectarianism.

Israel, you disgust me. I realise that you have no interest in peace, harmony, rights, equality. You are the enemy of Free Men. Therefore I reject your rabid utterances, your claims of victimhood, your violence, your terror, your torture and your defiance of international law. I will strive to ensure that not one penny from my earnings is either spent unknowingly by myself or knowingly by our elected leaders on your future.

Right, over to the comments. No moderation, no censorship. Defend this filthy pariah state and you will have my attention.

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