Monday, 21 June 2010

New World Order - Fruit And Vegetables



Following the example of David Millipede, that other great statesman Kim Jong-Ill has decided that he too needs the adulation and support that follows being photographed with a fucking stupid fruit or vegetable.

Of course, being one of the two remaining communists in the known world, he chose a red one.

Millipede, being a coward, chose a yellow one.

The Penguin

38 comments:

Anonymous said...
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V.I.Lenin said...

Whats this todo with th price of fish?

Climate Scientologist said...
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Troll Advisor said...
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Anonymous said...

Anyone read this?
http://subrosa-blonde.blogspot.com/2010/06/wealth-in-wind.html

Its a cracker. We subsidise the wind farms which then are paid to be turned OFF. ffs

UAF Glory Boys. said...
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Billy Blofeld said...

Another socialist banana eater...

Although he also liked carrots

Reg said...

Could they not have been photographed together????

Brendan Finbar said...
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Kevin O'Keegan said...
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Kim Dong-Ill said...

And mines bigger than his, mwhahahahahehe.

Anonymous said...

Dear Leader we need you to smile when you hold the Vegetable aloft.

Prezza_Lord of Da Pies said...

this blogs a fookin mess!

Sarf of the River said...

What's with all the deleted comments..?

Anonymous said...

My BP shares are takin one fuckin hammerin'

Advice plz...

Captain Haddock said...

I think the N. Koreans got the best of the deal ...

McEgan's Mummy said...

What are the odds that the "member of the public attacked at random by members of the crowd" was white and that his attackers were exclusively Muslim males of largely Pakistani origin ?

And do you think that this will be treated as a 'hate crime' by the Metropolitan Police Farce ?

Don't hold your breath....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/10362445.stm

But, still, at least the 'demo' had a 'really good vibe' eh ?

Fucking cunts.

McEgan's Disability Benefits Outreach Worker said...

They seem to have loads of ways of reporting 'hate crime'(sic) if you are a Muslim or a hairy-lipped dyke but I can find no section which deals with white people who have been attacked simply because they were white right under the noses of the very same Police Farce...

http://www.met.police.uk/communities_together/docs/reporting_crime.pdf

Cunts.

Anonymous said...

OH Kim Jong-Ill is not part of the NWO and will not play their games which is why the NWO media demonise him and will probably seek to kill his people and occupy his peoples land, resources and banks.

He is one of the few nations not enslaved by the NWO national banks, while perhaps no role model for liberty, it seems the rightious are more than content to turn a blind eye to China and other such oppressive nations, indeed the NWO praise Chinas model of totalitarianism and base their plans on the Chinese Mao model.

So No ill jong is not a part of the NWO and their corporate war and usery empire.

Guess who else is independant from the NWO - Iran.

guess who was previously, Iraq and Iran, though iran had to break free from the NWO which was stealing their oil and enslaved their people and plans to all over again!

Eventually the NWO will go for China, but will probably start with Russia after the whole of the middle east are their slaves like the rest of us.

I belive the NWO has done a deal with China promising china the east, including Austrailia and japan if China get on board in it's agenda, then China will be undemined and targeted.

Anonymous said...

Oh do piss off back to the EDL/BNP/KKK Haslam you sad thick fat old queen.

Chris said...

Well, as it seem to be mostly a mad old fruit shouting racist insults I'll give this blog a miss.

Partyboy Dennis said...

Expect "Ron" (a.k.a Dennis Haslam) to be along any minute now with such insights as Ooh Matron/Free Tibet/my Dad was at Harrow/Mummy never loved me...yawn...Luton delenda est.

Solomon said...

Old Holborn why on earth do you permit such drivel from an obviously Fake Ron? Verbal him to the nearest branch of Rampton.

Anonymous said...

The way some Idiots here perpetually froth against Muslims makes me think they are ZioNAZI hatemongering moles, like Millipede, or should that be Zioband?

Field Marshall Watkins said...

UK allows Muslim nurses to not wash to protect their “modesty”

The UK Department of Health recently announced that it would loosen hygiene rules for Muslim and Sikh doctors and nurses. From now on, Muslim female staff will not need to wash their hands before procedures as it compromises their modesty. Instead, they will have the admittedly less sanitary option of wearing disposable plastic over-sleeves.

http://www.eutimes.net/2010/04/uk-allows-muslim-nurses-to-not-wash-to-protect-their-modesty/

soliton said...

It is a little know fact that David Miliband, so grievously disfavoured in the genetic crapshoot of life, was actually born without a gullet.

He also said the word recognise so many times in a short, single-subject interview that he couldn't pronounce the G on the last handfull of attempt.

Priceless, it was; absolutely fucking priceless, the fuckwitted prat.

Anonymous said...

Millipede looks like a fishing hook has lodged in his cheek

Broxted said...
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Punisher said...

I'd like to insert vegetables and fruit into your shit encrusted arsehole, Old Holborn, you fucking cunt! And as I slammed a cucumber in and out of your haemorrhaging fecal-filled colon, stimulating your flagging and ancient prostrate, I bet you'd come too you filthy old fucker!

It's about time you did something for charity and I'm minded to help you in this wise. See, when I find out where you live I'm going to turn you into an involuntary organ donor you rank and piss-filled bladder.

I'm sharpening my knives even as I type these word.

Be seeing you.

Soon.

I am Stan said...

Mmmmmm Punisher,so you can type and sharpen knives at the same time....weirdo! nearly as weird as Lil Kim,that Radish he`s holding`s a big one eh?..

..........lil Kim Pickle................

Ingredients:

* 1 Korean radish (must be a party member)
* 1 tablespoon plus 1/4 teaspoon salt,
* 1 teaspoon whole mustard seed
* 1/2 teaspoon whole black peppercorns
* 3/4 cup rice vinegar
* 1 tablespoon sugar

Directions:

1. Trim the tops and tails of the radish and chop mercilessly with a machete , toss pieces with 1 tablespoon salt to coat well. Add water to cover and several ice cubes. Set aside until the radishes have softened slightly but are still crisp, about 2 hours. Alternatively, transfer the salted radishes without the water and ice cubes to a Japanese pickle maker and screw down the top.

2. While the radishes are softening, toast the mustard seed and black peppercorns in a small saucepan over medium-high heat until they are fragrant, about 2 minutes. Add the vinegar, one-half cup water, the sugar and the remaining one-fourth teaspoon salt and simmer 3 to 5 minutes. Remove from the heat and cool until the pickling mixture is just warm to the touch.

3. Rinse the pieces well and pat them dry with a towel. Place them in a small, nonreactive container and pour the warm pickling mixture over them to just cover. Seal tightly and refrigerate at least 1 day to mature.

Enjoy....

Anonymous said...

o/t.......thought you might find this interesting.....

http://www.holliedemandsjustice.org/node/760

Old Holborn said...

Anon

More shape shifting lizards eh?

Punisher/Ron Broxted, have you heard of the Malicious Communications Act 1988?

Punisher said...

Hey! Old Holborn!

Ever heard of a Virtual Private Network, cunt? If you look up my IP address you'll see that I'm in the Netherlands when in fact I'm not all that far away from you, you twat. Let's see you do what the fucking FBI and CIA couldn't do and find me on an anonymising virtual network you fucker! What an unintelligent, unadulterated, undiluted, unreconstructed, unsavoury, unwholesome bum-boy you are you twat.

Fucking old fruit! After I've clubbed you over your head with a morningstar you'll be the one that's a vegetable!

Arsehole!

I am Stan said...

Hey Punisher,


Youve forgotten to take your medication again havent you!....

What are the voices saying to you?..

McEgan's Mummy said...

Punisher,

How do you think you are going to do in your GCSE's next year ?

Also, a word of advice/warning - watch out for any unsolicited online approaches by a fat Irish poofter called K.McEgan, claiming to be able to introduce to his Hollywood friends.

He is known to target the young and the vulnerable such as yourself...

Broxted said...

McEgan's Mummy, how very very dare you!
OH stop confusing me with the Punisher, he is the fat poofter McEgan. I am the genuine Broxted.

J MacFarlane said...

Punisher you are in good company. Holborn said Rohen was Ron. Turned out to be Denny Haslam of Bedford!

Broxted said...

According to the records J MacFarlane and Punisher along with several others share the same IP address as the Cunt of the day K.McEgan da little batty bwoy and sick ras clart. No surprises there then OH?

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