Wednesday, 2 June 2010

Election expenses for Cambridge




Right, I'm sick of the nagging so here you go. A MASSIVE thank you to all who contributed, volunteered, heckled, threw eggs, critised from their armchairs, took the piss, applauded and were inspired.

Would I do it again? Yep. Most of what I stood for is currently being implemeted, I destroyed the Labour candidate and had a massive amount of fun. I hope you did too.

Many thanks to Ollie and Anna, Vicky Breading - the electoral officer (great fun), Julian Huppert and Nick Hillman, Woman in a Raft and the people of Cambridge (not the KGB ones)


56 comments:

Anonymous said...

Would I do it again? Yep. Most of what I stood for is currently being implemeted, I destroyed the Labour candidate and had a massive amount of fun. I hope you did too.

Would we donate again? - Go Figure!

Lord_Bryon said...

Receipts please?
Diesel could be code for Booze!

Old Holborn said...

fuck off.

bofl said...

funny how people have a go at holborn on this issue........

400 fat troughers are at large in a safe house in westminster having stolen approx £100 million........(lied,spunked,betrayed,bribed,killed etc)

yet i dont see you people demonstrating in london?

i wonder if the proles can take out a private prosecution?
these fockers are low life parasites....yet they seem to be untouchable.
why?

i wouldn't trust gordon brown to be alone with my cat for 30 minutes-
or kerry or yvette.and especially ed!

how about a 'flashmob' campaign?
the kids seem to be able to get organised via facebook etc.

Keeth said...

I noticed 3 vinyl banners, two @ 19.99. Obviously this is the same one "flipped" - we wont be fooled AGAIN!

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Now your campaign is over, can we have your throbbing organ back again please? We've missed it!

Mark Wadsworth said...

Well done.

WV: unded

Kit said...

Good work there.

I think the naggers on this point are basically self identified tossers.

Anonymous said...

>I destroyed the Labour candidate
If by destroyed you mean "polled several thousand votes less", then yes, I suppose you did.

RantinRab said...

Rent boy and 2 hours of hotel room rental, £220???

You dirrrrty dawg!

evil monkey said...

Where did you get a vinyl banner for £20? That's well cheap

Old Holborn said...

Ebay

Anonymous said...

Pound per vote this has to be the least successful campaign by anyone ever.

Give me some time to compare the math.

SorenK said...

The spade. Where's the receipt for the spade?

Ron Broxted said...

I have no reason to doubt your total probity OH. I am sure that you can fully account for every damn penny you spent, after all you have very honest face unlike me.

Lady Horsham-Browne said...

Id have got more vote staying in bed, and using the loud hailer...

my expenses none...
cos Id use the batts off the dildo!

Anonymous said...

@Anon 15h00

You can fuck right off, rough maths says each one of those votes cost Holby about £14 well worth it if you think of the entertainment he provided to the people of Cambridge and others, not to mention the countless hours of reading materials idiots like yourself have had the pleasure of reading. Regardless of what your opinion of Holby is.

As far as I can remember there was no mainstream candidate that provided such value for money. Just think how many thousands of pounds they must have spent to get their votes in. And if you're very unlucky they got elected as MP which means you're still paying.

To the other anonymous commentor on here that doubted Holby's destroying of the arsehole Labour candidate, he may not have got anywhere near as many votes as the Labour twat, but he played a huge part in the Labour twat not being elected.

Rt Hon StJohn Stickler said...

easy now!

Nu Respect/SLP Alliance (Gaza) Chapter said...

Yeh Labour were devastated by the OH knock out blow!
FFS.
Like they gave a shit.

Blakelocks Head (on a spike). said...

That Ron is totally correct. Another dishonest cunt is D.G Haslam of Bedford. Thrown out of the police for shitting himself in Lewisham he then forged a less than glittering career as a troll and pretended to be a jet setter on other sites. He has done little since retiring aprt from being asked to leave his daughters house after an unfortunate babysitting incident.

J Demetriou said...

That's £13.38 per vote. Great value!

LMFAO!

Conan the Librarian™ said...

£36 for new boots? Where?

Old Holborn said...

again, ebay

Italian leather riding boots, size 11 £RRP 299

Hopalong Heffron said...

Haslam you nonce, been visiting Rons site hourly? Get a life!

Anonymous said...

boots!, BOOTS!
Whats wrong with Jesus Sandals, hand woven by the lord and his Jury Team associates on the road to Armageddon.

Catflap said...

That list looks the same as for my wedding,and about the same total.
Whose the lucky girl OH?

caesars wife said...

mmm not bad OH !

Tragic Sharon Beshanivsky said...
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Anonymous said...

Heh heh. Yes, it was enjoyable. The election that is, not the usual Ron/Haslam witterings.

Happy voter said...

Wot? No second home claim? Tut,tut. Not the makings of a modern Parliamentarian.

Cheap at twice the price for freedom

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Anonymous said...

Fucking hell Holborn we thought this Ron Haslam shit was over. Tell the fucking poof to piss off to Gaydar please.

Old Holborn said...

John Steed/Ron Broxted

I WILL close the comments if you don't both fuck off

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Mr Slater's Parrot said...

KK-SKRRRRAAAAAARRRKK!!! (flapflapflap) VOTEOLDHOLBORN!!! (crest) (cuttle)

Dave Figgley said...

Old Holborn can't you ban that boring brain dead queer Haslam Ron cunt?

Maura Egan said...
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Anonymous said...

Maura, Ron, Haslam, fuck off.

Lord Denning said...
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Robert E Lee Prewitt. said...

More Limey faggots. Jesus H Christ.

Troll Advisor said...
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Pauline Hankin HMS Carolyn said...
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Old Holborn said...

Well done, northern Oirish poofs

comments closed down again

Take your insanity elsewhere

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Dazed And Confused said...

@ Ron Broxted: 23:45

You are all of those people you mention above. Your neither gay, a B.N.P. supporter or anything else that your ridiculous aliases claim to be. Your simply a U.A.F. "Spoiler" sent to fuck up peoples blogs.

A veritable wanker.

Pot Kettle Black said...

There ... that didn't hurt did it. Why all the big fuss about publishing it. After all democracy is meant to be open & transparent isn't it (or so you spend a lot of time telling us). Those who attempt to hold high office shouldn't be shy about having their financial probity open to public scrutiny. Don't you agree?

Surprised that the cost of registering your campaign domain isn't on there (OH4MP) - an oversight perhaps? Look forward to comparing your declared expenses with those submitted to the returning officer.

Old Holborn said...

£10.58

Are you really this stupid?

Pot Kettle Black said...

Yes, it appears I am that stupid. Sorry!

McEgan's Mummy said...
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Anonymous said...

Anon @ 1609

The election limit is 18m. Let's assume the Tories spend all that.

18m/10m =

£1.80 per vote.

Now there is no way the Labs or Libs spent that amount. Like I said. Pound per Vote this would take some beating.

Pot Kettle Black said...

Expenses £1,993. Donations in excess of £3,000. What happened to the rest?

Old Holborn said...

Stuck it all on a horse. It lost. Happy?

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