Sorry Julian, that's called treating and it's against the law.
UPDATE: I give up. This is easier than shooting fish in a barrel. These people actually want to run your lives, make laws, tax you and tell you how it's going to be. I despair. Apparently, it now never existed. Winston smith would be proud.
Here's what you SHOULD have written:
Oh God. I'm the campaign manager. Like, the proper campaign manager for someone who might actually win. I should know this stuff. I knew a political blogger with a shit hot agent who watches twitter like a hawk was standing, yet I was so mesmorised by the thought of my candidate actually getting real power, and like, Nick Clegg and stuff, and the chance of ...oh God..I really, really wish I hadn't said that. He's already killed Daniel Zeichners chances. I know, I'll delete it. That will make it go away, won't it? Please? Make it go away?
Bit tricky with 140 Chars though.