Monday, 3 May 2010

When will they learn?




Sorry Julian, that's called treating and it's against the law.

UPDATE: I give up. This is easier than shooting fish in a barrel. These people actually want to run your lives, make laws, tax you and tell you how it's going to be. I despair. Apparently, it now never existed. Winston smith would be proud.

Here's what you SHOULD have written:

Oh God. I'm the campaign manager. Like, the proper campaign manager for someone who might actually win. I should know this stuff. I knew a political blogger with a shit hot agent who watches twitter like a hawk was standing, yet I was so mesmorised by the thought of my candidate actually getting real power, and like, Nick Clegg and stuff, and the chance of ...oh God..I really, really wish I hadn't said that. He's already killed Daniel Zeichners chances. I know, I'll delete it. That will make it go away, won't it? Please? Make it go away?


Bit tricky with 140 Chars though.

40 comments:

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Now that's the kind of treat I like! Can anyone join in?

wv: shine

Well, there ya go.

Liberal Provocateur said...

um... she said it's for "the troops" that have been helping with canvassing.. given it's limited 140 characters you can hardly expect a lengthy explanation.

I think you're scraping the barrel here.. it's not like she said "bring your friends" or "Open to the public".

@PLC said...

It's for members of the party who have been volunteering, not the general public. You need to get a life, seriously. – A conservative party member.

Sarah Whitebread said...

Just to clarify, I went out to collect chinese food for people which they paid for...I bought my own dinner but nothing else..maybe should not have tweeted about it but as far as I know there is nothing illegal about that?

the beast of clerkenwell said...

Makes a change from rent boys shit which seems to to the normal "treat" for a LibDump
A Conservative party member = member

Anonymous said...

Stupid fucking bitch.

Muz S. Shitehead said...

Just to clarify, I went out to collect Chinese people for food which Cleggy paid for.

I brought my own dinner back up but nothing else matters now that I have tweeted about it.

As far as I know there is nothing illegal about being a total dipstick?

Anonymous said...

You stupid fucking cow

How the HELL did you get that job?

If Holby doesn't report you, I will

Joe Public said...

If it was innocent, why delete it?

Deletion doesn't dispel doubt.

Jim Baxter said...

Interesting how few of them have a clue. There's your friend and mine Kerry McCarthy making the rules up as she goes along too.

Was it always like this? Have we only just noticed? I haven't a clue. It doesn't matter. It stops now.

Old Holborn said...

Chocolate rations are up 30% apparently

IT NEVER HAPPENED

The Ghost Of Jeremy Thorpe said...

The Beast of Clerkenwell has just reminded me of those glorious days of unrelenting buggery and unusual sexual practices that were are so peculiar to the liberal party and probably still are. The RAC Club got through hundreds of bitten and tear soaked pillows. Thus the saying "I will be buggered if I vote for the Liberals."

Old Holborn said...

Ör we'll shoot your dog

Floating Voter said...

MS Whitebread, I haven't made my mind up who to vote for on Thursday, could you run to a special Chowmein and a portion of spare ribs and a six pack if I get my arse round there in fifteen minutes?

funny as flock said...

Hey OH even if your election is a total flop, your bang for the buck and this death by twitter stuff is class.

Anonymous said...

"@PLC said...
It's for members of the party who have been volunteering, not the general public. You need to get a life, seriously. – A conservative party member.

3 May 2010 21:20"

Don't panic, don't panic, pretend you are a Conservative, that'll from them off the scent - lol

caesars wife said...

Its funny really , you cant do it during the campaign , but you can hose down the country with other peoples money when your in power and its legal.

let us get through these dark hours with good heart , that we know the socialist wasters and corrupters must meet there destiny with the ballot box .I have enough faith in doing what is right to see it through , we need change .

Anonymous said...

Sarah Whitebread said...
Just to clarify, I went out to collect chinese food for people which they paid for...I bought my own dinner but nothing else..maybe should not have tweeted about it but as far as I know there is nothing illegal about that?

3 May 2010 21:57

Desparate and unconvincing, now get lost you treacherous Eurofascist.

Run with it OH, run, run, run.

Serial Shagger said...

Stupid bitch! let's buy a fucking Chinese eh because that will help the economy! filling the chinks pockets with money they will send back home. FUCKING FOOLPROOF!

And these idiots wonder why we are in the shit we are in now and money keeps vanishing and we keep getting poorer as soon as more and more of it is printed.

How about buying fish and fucking chips? You know the traditional BRITISH meal, seeing you are in BRITAIN and hoping to rule it.

What a twat, if the left wingers had brains they would be dangerous.

Liberal fascists said...

Hey Sara do you believe in pixie dust and global warming like your leader?

proven to be a hoax exposed as a shame by the fascist bankers in order to tax and control enabled by the fascist EU.

Climategate ring anybells?

You're not Liberal and you're not democratic, being supporters of the undemocratic totalitarian anti free speech Eurofascist state.

Why not change your name, join hands with Labour and the conservatives and call yourself the Eurofascists, far more fitting than the current lying banner you hawk your lies under as of now, wouldn't you say?

care to come back and give us a reply, we know you are looking in.

Serial Shagger said...

Says it fucking all when we live in a country now where chinese and indian takeaways are a dime a dozen sight on the highstreet than a good old fish and chip shop.

You liberal scum have sold out our heritage.

I`ll pay for my own curry said...

They don`t like it up 'em, do they. It's the taste of cold steel, you see. They don't like it, not one little bit.

Anonymous said...

caesars wife said...
I have enough faith in doing what is right to see it through , we need change .

3 May 2010 23:07

So who are you voting for CW?

Ohbumma?

Anonymous said...

loathed to say it but cameron was right, too many tweets do make a twat

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
loathed to say it but cameron was right, too many tweets do make a twat

3 May 2010 23:25

He should know!

bofl said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/election/article-1271457/General-Election-2010-Postal-vote-fraud-amid-fears-bogus-voters-swing-election.html

caesars wife said...

anon 23:24 This time round its dave and his team for me , we need a majority national government , I like his schools ideas NHS will still be there , party understand enterprise and practical green adgenda and hes got some experienced mps to make parliament work , the last thing we need is labour and the libs have done sod all and cant even be trusted with a manfesto pledge .

vote clegg get greece , portugal, spain and ireland debts

vote ruin and get get GDR

I am sure Labour are finished , , except for those seats that have been corrupted by anti british thinking , but if we dont get a majority government , could have some real trouble because the smokin gun will be in the hand of anyone who promoted socialist mind bend .

Anonymous said...

caesars wife said...
anon 23:24 This time round its dave and his team for me , we need a majority national government , I like his schools ideas NHS will still be there , party understand enterprise and practical green adgenda and hes got some experienced mps to make parliament work , the last thing we need is labour and the libs have done sod all and cant even be trusted with a manfesto pledge .

vote clegg get greece , portugal, spain and ireland debts

vote ruin and get get GDR

I am sure Labour are finished , , except for those seats that have been corrupted by anti british thinking , but if we dont get a majority government , could have some real trouble because the smokin gun will be in the hand of anyone who promoted socialist mind bend .

4 May 2010 01:31

ROTFLMAO

What is is like having tumble weeds rolling around in your head 24/7?

Vote Dave and you are voting to further end democracy and bring in more tyranny - total in fact!

You really are beyond help, a pathetic specimen that will drag us all down.

You think Dave cares about the enviroment?

ROTFLMAO

Wakey, wakey, It was all a hoax! propaganda built on lies!

All the parties back the `green` watermelon agenda to raise eco taxes to destroy the middleclasses while empowering the global corporate elites and banks, It has been stated by their controlers and will also be the foundation to extend the EU collective Communist control police state project to the rest of the world.

They have already stated they are looking into making it a law to question climate change and making xenophibia a crime in which opposition parties to the EU will be closed down!

Is that what you want? Its what Dave, Brown and clegg all want!

Dave, just like Brown has backed EVERY police state measure the EU has proposed, Dave has backed a Hitler youth like sceme that Brown was going to back, which Obama and Rudd are also backing in the world domination agenda.

There is no difference, everything Dave is backing and will do was already planned by Brown which was already planned by the EU other than some meaningless fringe policies.

Brown Cameron and Clegg will all be IDENTICLE.

A hung parliment is about the ONLY way you could hold up their plans, as MPs feel thay have more power when they have more of a say and it is harder to whip them.

They may for once start reprecenting their constituents.

An outright majority simply gives dictatorial powers to whatever EU puppet sits on the throne and all MPs fall in line, they are self serving and easy to whip.

I give up, you aint worth saving.

Vote Cameron and when you find your tax bill is crippling you, democracy effectively dead along with free speech and your schools even further down the road to communist training camps with the Hitler youth spy squads like in stalins soviet, don't come crying to us.

Actually just F*ck off you ignorant Eurofascist.

Why should Myself and my family have to suffer for your blind and willfull ignorance.

You know the facts yet here you are lined up like a dumb sheep, to closed minded to contemplate the big picture.

I have to wonder if you are nothing but a CCHQ plant, no one can be as ignorant as you!

NO ONE!

time to wake up children said...

Climate gate, eco taxes and a communist world goverment run by the elites.

climate hoax and the real agenda

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpErEVB9gcc&feature=related

Who is behind it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN7ioCiSmtc&feature=player_embedded

The banking system and its control

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEJdeWvGIZU&feature=related

How you are brianwashed by the corporate media

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYIh4MkcfJA&feature=player_embedded

quotes from the people running the show and those close to the top, reveals the real agenda in their own words

http://www.svpvril.com/nwo.html

Corrupt press and media -

"We are grateful to The Washington Post, The New York Times, Time Magazine and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years. It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subject to the bright lights of publicity during those years. But, the work is now much more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national autodetermination practiced in past centuries." David Rockefeller, founder of the Trilateral Commission, Bilderberg group, CFR, in an address to a meeting of The Trilateral Commission, in June, 1991."

Planned terror -

"Today, America would be outraged if U.N. troops entered Los Angeles to restore order [referring to the 1991 LA Riot]. Tomorrow they will be grateful! This is especially true if they were told that there were an outside threat from beyond [i.e., an "extraterrestrial" invasion], whether real or *promulgated* [emphasis mine], that threatened our very existence. It is then that all peoples of the world will plead to deliver them from this evil. The one thing every man fears is the unknown. When presented with this *scenario*, individual rights will be willingly relinquished for the guarantee of their well-being granted to them by the World Government." Dr. Henry Kissinger, Bilderberger Conference, Evians, France, 1991"

"Isnt the only hope for the planet that the industrialized civilizations collapse? Isnt it our responsibility to bring that about?" Maurice Strong, UN Head of the 1992 Earth Summit in Rio de Janeiro"


"Whatever the price of the Chinese Revolution, it has obviously succeeded not only in producing more efficient and dedicated administration, but also in fostering high morale and community of purpose. The social experiment in China under Chairman Maos leadership is one of the most important and successful in human history." David Rockefeller, tri - lateral commission, Bilderberg leader, CFR, corporate banker. statement in 1973 about Mao Tse-tung: (NY Times 8-10-73)"

Green lobby groups -

"People are the cause of all the problems; we have too many of them; we need to get rid of some of them, and this (ban of DDT) is as good a way as any." Charles Wurster, Environmental Defense Fund"

"Let me control a peoples currency and I care not who makes their laws..." Meyer Nathaniel Rothchild in a speech to a gathering of world bankers February 12, 1912.The following year, we subscribed to the "services" of the newly incorporated Federal Reserve, headed by Mr. Rothchild."

Just the tip of the iceberg of interconected fraud, treason, murder, war, unrepayable debt, communism and western society destroying climate tax.

Anonymous said...

I read the tweet that she was buying food for those that helped, not Joe Public.

To avoid doubt she deleted it.

But since I'm normal I won't be ranting like some of the loons on here.

Jeez lads, get a life.

Holby, it smacks of desperation.

Good try but no cigar.

If democracy changed anything they would ban it! said...

Oh and don't think for a second these people are real marxists that want to share wealth, no sir, these filthy rich elites simply want you to be their slaves, using the communist control methods and Hitlers ugenics, that is the 20% they allow to live once they get full control.

They have been destroying the third world with unrepayable corrupt debt - they have NO intension of lifting the third world, it is them who keep it where it is while expoiting their rich resources by backing despots and overthrowing anyone who is not a puppet! just as they are abourt to do with us.

That is your `green` Dave Cameron with his Bilderberg, CFR, tri laertal non partisan lib lab con cronies getting their orders from the people who's agenda we already know that is already exersised through their EU.

You get to vote for the colour of you bins!

Ron Broxted said...

The BNP is the only hope for the British nation. I have to say I am quite partial to the odd Chinese. Bruce Lee......Oooh matron! Now he could have made me happy if he hadn't snuffed it.

Anonymous said...

This is petty, OH.

caesars wife said...

Anon 05:34 SO WEAK ! LOL

Bettys-Coed said...

This GE is turning into a fiasco.
Personally I am my family refuse to particpate in such games.

If other feels they need to vote, than thats up to them. But for me and my own ~ we just aint interesting in monkeying around with such twats, and thats includes the BNP and UKIP farts!

Eric said...

Let the cry go forth "hands off Ulster" (even if the Robinsons love the sterling)

Forward with social conservatism

Eric Von Pickles

Emily81 said...

There is absolutely nothing wrong with what she did. OH, this is a non-story and makes you look desperate and malicious.

And to others who've posted abusive comments - you should be ashamed of yourselves. How would you feel if people started calling you a "fucking bitch" online? Just because no-one can see who you are doesn't mean that it's ok to be so offensive.

Tom E said...

Don't be an idiot. It's you scraping the bottom of the barrel with this non-story and it doesn't make you come off well.

Anonymous said...

Manfully been defending OH on cam.misc all day.

Reminded them that 15 brave men died recently to ensure free and fair elections in the 'Stan. The legal point is there is no distinction between whether they are party workers or not. If they are registered to vote in the constituency, they are voters and therefore covered by 'treating' law.

Anonymous said...

Don't waste your energy on such trivial issues OH, especially this close. It's enough to remind everyone how the liberals and their allies have betrayed our (once) great country and its indigineous people. Look at the people on your typical "english" street and see if anybody can honestly say that this is our country any more. All thanks to the rabid left. F---ing scum.

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