Sunday, 2 May 2010

Remind me again...

This is what our "Political leaders" can do




And this is what we can do.



Why do we need them again?

19 comments:

Kit said...

We need them to make all our decisions for us.

Because otherwise we might make mistakes, especially considering how we are all bigots who don't understand things.

Not Without a Fight said...

O/T- some members of the English Defence League are staging a rooftop protest at the site of the proposed mosque and islamic village in dudley-Good luck lads

Anonymous said...

We need them to help us spend our money otherwise we might waste it on silly things like duck ponds and house furniture we really dont need anyway c*nts. Jay

Dazed And Confused said...

Tackiness.....Proving once and for all, that when it comes to our political classes, Britain's got no talent what-so-fucking-ever.

Sound and Fury said...

Wow, that's really impressive! I'm not usually that into vocal music, but massed like that, it evokes something that not even I can find a word for.

Still, I think it'd be better if arranged for brass and woodwinds. (But no trumpets. Definitely no trumpets. This is cornet and horn territory)

PS I'm talking about the Lux Aurumque, not the Bucks Fizz :P

Oh, and we need them for target practice. Shooting at stuffed dummies gets boring after a while -- but we ought to shoot the politicians anyway xD

Anonymous said...

Good stuff. After your performance last night at the hustings you may be somewhat special too. Get in there and spread some ordure about.

gorgons ringpeicelicking gimp ( Mandy ) said...

Think I'm damned. Preferred the MPs' song. Far too slow the other one. Couldn't be arsed waiting for it to get going.

caesars wife said...

yes OH but how do you undo the crippling effects of 13 yrs of labour mind control and dumbing down ?

step 1 : remove Labour and dont let the lib dems form a hung parliament or introduce PR voting.

step 2 : make/enable people grow and live responsible lives , who elect only honest experienced people to local government and the palace of wesminster. make it commonly understood that society will crumble if you ever let in the wooley EU lib dems or the socialist malevolent mind benders.

step 3 : enforce the law and bring back capital punishment and teach/learn responsibility at school .

step 4 :run a low cost political structure , tax imported goods at 10% above cost of Uk manufacture , make pension provison a personal matter , ensure public service staff costs fall when economy falls into recession .

repeat steaps 1-4 until it works and then bloody well leave it alone

gullible said...

The first one is shit and the second one overdubbed bullshit.

Anonymous said...

CW said..."make it commonly understood that society will crumble if you ever let in the wooley EU lib dems or the socialist malevolent mind benders."

You forgot the corrupt EU Tory corporate whore sellouts and carer politicians.

"caesars wife said...
yes OH but how do you undo the crippling effects of 13 yrs of labour mind control and dumbing down?"

It won't easy, probably impossible, many here are testament to that.

"step 1 : remove Labour and dont let the lib dems form a hung parliament or introduce PR voting."

Nothing against PR it is more democratic

"step 2 : make/enable people grow and live responsible lives , who elect only honest experienced people to local government and the palace of wesminster."

Nice dream not sure how it would be implimented

"step 3 : enforce the law and bring back capital punishment and teach/learn responsibility at school."

BNP policy

"step 4 :run a low cost political structure , tax imported goods at 10% above cost of Uk manufacture"

pretty much BNP policy

"make pension provison a personal matter"

Not sure I agree on this, it would have to be highly regulated and their would still need to be a saftey net of some kind unless you want thousands of homeless old people dying in the streets?

"ensure public service staff costs fall when economy falls into recession."

How?

Anonymous said...

1. Get rid of the NWO banking cartels hand in our banking system and cancel the debt we owe, pass the debt back to the private banks where it belongs. perhaps even bringing in a national bank where cheap loans can be had for industrial investment and mortages.

No debt no cripling interest payments, bankers have less money and less power.

2. withdraw from the EU,

Brings back democracy and gives as a huge wedge of cash to revitalise our industries and infrastructure while cutting taxes.

3. bring back hanging for treason as well as political corruption of the highest order such as taking bribes and payments for favours including hanging for both parties.

Should end the corrupt corporate hand in politics.

4. End immigration and invest in our young.

Mas immigration undermines wages and investment in our children, other than exceptional cases of need where a work permet can be granted. Helps give hope, stability and a future to our children.

5. bring back grammer schools

Again investing in our children, giving them hope and the idea that hard work can pay off in the long run. lifts working class communities and starts to put an end end with other measures to chav culture.

6. make it a criminal offence for the media to print known lies or distort the truth, even closing down papers that are repete offenders and using heavy fines.

Brings a level of honesty back to the media, also end the media empirs that concentraits too much power in a few hands, the media is currently the real power not parliment.

7. End foriegn aid.

i doubt that much foriegn aid ever gets to where it is claimed and is most likely a way to fund despots favouring cartels and money laundered through fake charities to corrupt politicians who sit on the board after selling the country out. we give billions away to countries with space programs while we have our elderly dying of cold and schools and hospitals that are a joke.

8. withdraw all troops from foriegn wars and bases around the world, invest the money saved on a national arms industry regeneration sceme.

9. make most state services buy British, this would help kickstart British industry giving it a ready market but still with competition, same can be said for vehicals for the police etc, while most will simply have been made here it is a start. it helps secure jobs and gives hope to many communities.

10. re nationalise the utilities rather than have the private sector hold us to ransom for things we need.

11. scrap all quangos and fake charities, most are subversive groups set out to undermine the country for the EU.

12. scap council tax, given all the savings made so far this might be possible outright, but also it could be done by adding it to income tax if need be, this would slimline the tax system meaning less tax will need to be paid anyway. the council tax also means you never truly own your property while you are in it as you have to pay a tax on it.

Just a few ideas that won't be happening anytime soon if ever.

Instead what we will see is the end of democracy and something akin to East germany, where every aspect of your life is controled by the state to the point where they virtually if not literally own you.

It has already happend slice by slice and will probably reach its conclusion in the next 5 years.

I believe we will also see a nuke world war within the next 5 years.

all the signs are there.

The maniacs have taken control.

caesars wife said...

anon reinstaement of captal punishment was voted in afree vote under tony blair and lost by 147 votes i think .

pension provison : why would it equate to people not having a pension if it was private ?, you are confusing a undevelpoped pre manufacturing society with what we have today .

teach learn personal responsibility at school , was the founding basis of schools ! to improve society .

why do you assume its all BNP policy ?

straight forwrd service sector cut in pay to match level of recession ie economy shrinks by 10% reduce all wages by 10% (note not cut employment).the model assumes public services are efficent and not non jobs or waste .

Anonymous said...

Well done with your part in the Kings College, Cambridge hustings OH.

VoilĂ  un homme!

Billy Blofeld said...

Brilliant comparison......... the choir are amazing.....

Anonymous said...

"Sound and Fury" (whooo, radical name you've got there dude) is just another snide, smug, posh student twat.

I was going to leave some dilliberate spelin mistayks for him to wank over but I carnt bee arrssed....

WV : ponstan - is that the Islamic republic where Tarquin's Mummy and daddy live ?

Daed Parrot said...

Re: Steps to Recovery

Step 1. - Vote UKIP

Step 2. - Hung parliament. Cameron replaced by non-socialist. New election, voters given more choice. Right-of-centre government forms.

Step 3. - All of the Brown/Blair legislation is repealed,....

Re: Lux Arumque

Excellent comparison, you have a particular skill in finding these images/vids. I like the stark contrast between a bunch of attention seeking, ugly, badly performing liars and a work of beauty and integrity performed by a large group of unpaid lovers of art.

Mr Slater's Parrot said...

SQUIIIIIIIIIRRRRR... (flapflap) (stare)

Invictus_88 said...

Haha. Oh dear.

A bit fatuous, but it is in fact representative. Our political class are typically quite useless.

One shouldn't blame them completely, given the system which necessarily promotes mediocrity and arselicking.

Ron Broxted said...

"...given the system which necessarily promotes mediocrity and arselicking."

Now *that* sounds like my kind of politics. Slurrp, slurrrrp...

Ooooh Matron !!

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