Today sees the new kids entering Hogwarts, getting lost and putting their hats on lower pegs etc. Just to remind you all what they get up to, here's a little link to their vital work
Ladies, Gentlemen, I give you....
The Food (Jelly Mini-Cups) (Emergency Control) (Wales) (Amendment) Regulations 2010
I'm so glad I didn't get elected. Had I been, I guarantee you, no fucker would have talked to me like this without shitting teeth for a week.
Here's hoping Bercow gets put on his dwarf arse today and Betty Boothroyd is reinstated.