Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Please God Let It Be True !



Guido has unconfirmed Reports he has gone.

Quick Get a stake to drive through Mandelson's 'heart' to make sure

45 comments:

Hallelujah said...

Oh happy day (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
Washed my sins away (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)

Anonymous said...

Time to take him down the knackers yard and put a bullet in his head.

caesars wife said...

Fingers crossed ! will just have to wait for his lavish praise on new leader at Labour conference if they havent clocked up more casualties by then.

Anonymous said...

I want to confirmation before celebrating. This hoon is like terminator.

M de Plouquenet said...

As Tories and Liberals pledged to scrap ID we can now look forward to a free country. Fnnnr fnnnr.

Anonymous said...

of course, this leaves is with the possibiliity of yet another Labour government with a PM that we never voted for. What the FUCK is it with Labour?

Anonymous said...

>As Tories and Liberals pledged to scrap ID we can now look forward to a free country.
freer, not free. There's still a hell of a long way to go before we're rid of all the shit they impose on us.

Indyanhat said...

I just hope its not to become like a holywood sequal like @nightmare on Downing St, with the bastard coming back when you least expect it, wouldn't put it past him!!!

STAY DEAD THIS TIME YOU FUCKER!!!

13th Spitfire said...

I hate to break this to all of you but this is the United Fucking Kingdom, we do not vote for Prime Ministers in this country we vote for political parties. I

n this country, we do not elect prime ministers. We elect MPs. Political parties then decide on their leaders and the majority party – if there is one – recommends a candidate to the Queen. It is the Queen, then, who appoints the prime minister (and, indeed, all the other ministers).

Dick the Prick said...

I've made a little messy in my pants

Wankers! said...

It's total cobblers.

Guido's just a Tory prat, like Adam Boulton.

Anonymous said...

All hail KING DAVE...

Constitutional Friggin Crisis said...

Oh shit!!

Gordo has just invoked The Parliament Act (Special Provisions), Extraordinary Measures which allows him to remain in power under a threat of National Emergency.

Vernon Bogdanor is on the radio explaining it now.

Fuck me!

Catflap said...

Bollocks.
Labour will live to fight another day.
This may be the last Conservative government seen for decades and Dave the Socialist EU loving prick heads it.
Jesus Christ on a bike.

Not me guv said...

The funny thing is how many senior Labour party figures don't want to be in govt now.

They know it will be nasty, brutal and short and whoever leads it will be fucked forever.

Thatcher was in a similar position in her early days and the only thing that saved her was the Falklands war.

Dave won't be so lucky. We're all warred out.

Anonymous said...

All "change", Exit McBroon...
enter the Cameroon.

Fuck these Tories, and there socialist agenda. Dave is Blair 2.0

And whats the betting PR dont get to see the ligh of day?

priomy said...

Perhaps Billy Bragg at the Labour ogranised Purple Protest was right when he said 'David Milipede would be PM next week' or something like that.

Rog said...

Great.

Fuck off Brown, you utter, total, omni-cunt.

Cam-Clegg will be disastrous though. We'd have been better off in the long run with a very short spell of Lab/Lib.

'Nuther election before the year's out?

Anonymous said...

Browns just claimed squatters rights in No 10

M de Plouquenet said...

Revolt occurs not when hope is dead but when it has been stymied. It is far harder to dismantle a police state than to establish one. New Scotland Yard delenda est.

Lutney Chocker said...

Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y_E9SmLRGo&feature=related

coronation boulevard said...

ok, where's the bugger got to? he's fucking late. he's well out of fucking order, if you ask me. teach him some fucking manners when he finally fucking bothers turning up - make it wait outside. and if no fucker shows by the time i crack open british sherry bottle numero two, we'll take the first cunt who walks through the fucking door.

Dave said...

Rasputin was repudedly stabbed in the abdomen. He recovered from that. He was then poisoned with cyanide in cakes, then shot in the back. This didn't kill him so they shot him three more times and beat him up,castrated him wrapped his body in a carpet and dumped him in the river. The stabbing, poisoning, gun shots and castration didn't kill him. He drowned in the frozen river.

Why do I think of Rasputin whenever Gordon Brown's name is mentioned?

labour government still, or has cameron been to see granny now? said...

by staging brown's resignation right now, are labour forcing the issue of incomplete negotiations between cameron and clegg - in the hope of triggering their break-down?

Catflap said...

I will allow myself one night to rejoice at the passing of that massive shit,New Labour.
My ring still winces though in anticipation of the turd coming back the other way with more nuts in.

a consoling thought now we're under a conservative prime minister said...

because brown's resignation preceded the official coalition agreement, the liberals may be able to get more concessions out of the conservatives - and this would leave cameron's position weakened.

Wyrdtimes said...

Thank fuck that utter bastard is out. Now onto the new bastard.

Home rule for England.

bottoms up said...

the fresh piss has trickled in to downing street, here's to probably the weakest government in the world.

Dos said...

10 RUN 20
20 Blair2.exe
30 cls

dave "the dachshund" cameron said...

it's all been such a rush, where's the little boy's room?

Anonymous said...

JOY TO THE WORLD, THE BROWN IS DEAD!

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Damn. How am I supposed to practice my new found shooting skills?

Lutney Chocker said...

"Not me guv, 11 May 2010 17:47
The funny thing is how many senior Labour party figures don't want to be in govt now.

They know it will be nasty, brutal and short and whoever leads it will be fucked forever.

Thatcher was in a similar position in her early days and the only thing that saved her was the Falklands war.

Dave won't be so lucky. We're all warred out."

Like anyone can predict what treats or turds might get delivered in 2 years time!

How about brave Dave bringing the troops home 6 months before the next genital erection?

EU semi-implosion inspiring national "crisis" (aka window of opportunity to do a political poo).

Asteroid striking the earth?!
Sods law, it'll 'appen...

anno domino said...

av is fiddleshit, the conservatives are offering the electorate an unnecessarily complicated second box-ticking second-choice voting system - many people will probably not even be interested in voting for it. the fat liberals wanted power more than they wanted pr. now watch a row of liberal values topple one-by-one.

Anonymous said...

Singing: "..Hit the Road Jock, and dontcha come back no mo' no mo' no mo' no mo'... Hit the Road Jock, and dontcha come back no more...."

You have to be over a certain age for that to make sense. :-)

gary said...

They will need to leave the windows open at number 10 for a few days to get rid of the stench of stinking communism, oops socialism.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully, there must have been some extreme humiliation here for Brown - taken out squatters rights on No 10 - grovelled so low to the Lib dems that he had to tunnel up & out to actually speak to Clegg - and all to no avail. He's now on his way back to Scotland - no longer PM , no longer Leader of the Labour Party. So much for staying on as Leader until the next Conference.... Still, after all he's done to the UK, it would be hard to find anyone else so deserving of so much humiliation. So it's now fuck off Whelan, fuck off Alastair Campbell, fuck off Mandelson.
P.S. any more tweets from SarahB?

Anonymous said...

Death to Brown.

Addendum, we still have the volcano Katla to go off as of yet.

Indyanhat said...

Time for a wee dram or two, methinks, Cameron youre an idiot the economic disaster to come is going to make your party unelectable for ever, Labour have seen to that but good luck, you will need it

the prick of the bunch said...

22:03

no, i don't think i'll be listening to that one in the morning

i am now retiring in order to spend more time with my bogies.

ashtrayhead said...

I'm surprised that Cameron has gone into No10 already! I'd have given at least another 24 hours to scrape all the dried bogey's off the underside of his desk.

Electro-Kevin said...

Why are you celebrating ?

McBroon is still alive.

That's a failure of the system in my book.

caesars wife said...

And so it came to pass , St Cameron slew the dragon and became PM , the ruins minnions were forced to crawl back into the pit of evil spin from whence they came , and all was well as summer began .

The consolation prize of wondering how Nick Clegg will be deputy or for that matter losing Michael Gove in education , as Mr Crick pointed out how will the lib dem leader ask questions at PMQs ??

CW is still a little struck about what to do for the long standing vherment upset over the lisbon renaging or for that matter what hand gestures are now appropiate if bumping into them .

The big question is how Mr Clegg will turn his party into into the "none fence sitters party" to make it work . I can only imagine simon Hughes whining , there are too many windy days and wanting to legislate for it but the tories wont .

It was also pretty clear on NN that Ben Breadcake was determined to split the libs and welcome them over to the stalin tribute boy band , so Lab dark opps alread formenting in the wake of HMS Camerclegg making is clean progress .

So what are we celebrating , the end of the ruin , or the ruin of the end ?? In theroy the party of PR and consenus slug like aspects of the Lib dems are to be tested , and with certain policy concessions being leaked CW hopes that they get on with it , and I doubt the press will ever believe what they are seeing happen.

Like the pragmatic old lady I talked to in the garden on little income , "they should work together to sort it out" , noting that she didnt suffer the same jaded cyniscsm as CW ,I thought any syrupy spin may well remembered when the first msicompute occures , as feelings of cannibalism overwhelmed me.

CW isnt going to interfer and will enjoy the end of labour and its new dark opps operations that will attempt to destabilise the libs and make socialist town halls .

However worth a read is Ferdinand Mounts article in the telegraph and the thoughtfull timeless paragraph " The effect of PR can now be precisely and clearly deliniated .The result of a first past the post election system , cocentrates the politicians mind on how voters actually voted .In a PR system , by contrast. politicians consider themselves free to interpret and invent voters intentions to suite themselves .The election merely puts the ball into play to allow the dazzling footwork to start."

Do hope that isnt what has happend in Scotland (or under Imelda) .

love and hugs CW

ps given Harling report on NWO carbon credit trading shows it was scam after all (but not the need to clean up ecosytems) CW wife will hang fire on green thoughts , but is at least optomistic that the thinking is there to make progress .

Clive said...

A policeman blogger speculates on what might happen if Brown tries to claim squatters' rights:

http://pcbloggs.blogspot.com/2010/05/if-brown-wont-go.html

Anonymous said...

lookin forward to the austerity measures..not

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