Saturday, 1 May 2010

How to lose and win


16. Where an election does not result in a clear majority for a single party, the incumbent Government remains in office unless and until the Prime Minister tenders his and the Government’s resignation to the Monarch. An incumbent Government is entitled to await the meeting of the new Parliament to see if it can command the confidence of the House of Commons or to resign if it becomes clear that it is unlikely to command that confidence.

If a Government is defeated on a motion of confidence in the House of Commons, a Prime Minister is expected to tender the Government’s resignation immediately. A motion of confidence may be tabled by the Opposition, or may be a measure which the Government has previously said will be a test of the House’s confidence in it. Votes on the Queen’s Speech have traditionally been regarded as motions of confidence.

From this Cabinet Office Source

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

just slot the cunt if he won't go.
Urban11

Anonymous said...

beyond a f**king joke this Country of ours...

Ron Broxted said...

Gordon and I have one thing in common, we are both Sociopaths, the difference is I know it and he doesn't. We are not unlike facially either, perhaps we could be related? I know I'm right so don't attempt to fucking argue.
Today I will me mainly promoting the BNP along with some fit young lads in the shopping centre, and trying to look alluring in my baggy charity shop trousers and my tee shirt bearing the slogan, "The time has come to remove all traces of Brown from Britain."
Vote BNP, vote early vote often.

Anonymous said...

The time has come to call D.G Haslam of Bedford a cunt. O'H why did you blame Rohen for the above trolling?

Edgar said...

Look, it really will not do. If we have to have trolls, can we at least have interesting trolls? Can we have trolls whose major educational achievements do not involve brightly coloured building blocks? Can we have trolls whose neurons are configured in such a way that polysyllabic words can be accommodated, perhaps, even, multiconceptual cognitive processing? Can we have trolls whose idea of 'humour' does not involve pee, poo, bum, willy, or bazoomers?

No? Oh. OK, then. Carry on.

Joshua Plastic said...

I agree Edgar. I read the Ron Broxted blog on The Independent. Not bad actually.

Ron Broxted said...

Joshua Plastic is my ex boyfriend, I think it's is only fair to make this clear before someone else does. Or he starts mentioning what some might class as rather strange and unusual sexual practices.
Joshua, can I have my Billy dolls back please?

Anonymous said...

I see this blog is continuing as normal. Fag-alley!

WV: Queening

Ron Broxted said...

Here is a brief outline of my proposed best selling novel and Hollywood film blockbuster. Sadly nobody wants to know, I can't think why?

The Koala that ate Queensland and shat on Andy.

Scene One: A koala (normal size) eats radioactive eucalyptus leaves. The premise of this film is that a marsupial grows to gigantic size and runs amok in Australia.
The author mwah
(Telephones Hollywood, tries to get an advance for location shoots on the Gold coast. The project bogs down as Ron, the writer and director all wind up playing beach volleyball with antipodean rentboys.

Scene Two: Ron minus writer and director awakens with a hangover next to a fit young lad named Bruce. Story seems to be drifting away from initial idea. Just then a giant radioactive koala chews up Queensland. (Stock footage of Godzilla, they'll never notice). Davina McCall eaten alive by Koala. (Cheers from the audience). But is this too cerebral for an Australian audience as most of them are really quite thick?
Scene Three: Rolf Harris, French Fries Rafferty, Mavis Branston'Pickle and Nicolas Yidman join forces to battle the koala. (Can we get Kylie Minogue if Nicolas is busy?) Try and have the koala on the Empire State building swatting aero planes. What do you mean it's been done? Koala wranglers go on strike in Australia damaging the shooting schedule. Ron gets drunk, yet again and blames evil forces for wrecking his creativity.
Scene Four: Dalai Lama tries to mediate and is eaten. Or is that meditate? Alternative ending, Dalai Lama has a "Pulp Fiction" moment and shoots koala. Homage to Peckinpah - in slow motion. Mel Gibson wants it subtitled in Livonian but Ron disagrees loudly. Woody Allen wants it shot in black and white with jokes about Hasidic yeshiva books. Ron writes to him saying that it would "destroy the artistic integrity" of the project.
Scene Five: The conclusion. Amidst the wreckage of hotels near Brisbane a band of intrepid heroes stand disheveled, the koala retreats into the bush (gives us the chance of a sequel, nominally titled "Koala Two, Furry and Furious". Jeremy Kyle tries to interview Koala and is eaten alive. To the applause from the audience the light fades and Ron collapses, exhausted realising that his chances of writing anything remotely interesting or Joshua giving him his Billy dolls back are unlikely.
Back to the dole queue, reality starts to dawn

Prezza said...

...and Ron collapse...

BEST FOOKIN PART!

Rev.Beswick-Hardbottle said...

Campaign leaflets coming thick and fast thru da letta-box.
Even the BNP paper "the voice of Freedom" (issue 114), shoved thru rather quietly. Apparently 60p if you buy? Oh when will it all end....

caesars wife said...

I did listen and am aware of what lib dems are peddling , but I think its a bit thin , the TV debates have left some curious views and the ruin has just left everyone in almost shock disbelief about the state of the economy .

you tell them about the ruins 90k debt on each household and they go "how much ?" , they want a change , but want to know that you will sort it out and get britain on its feet , dont forget that many people simply cannot believe what labour have actually done and to put it mildly feel baffled and betrayed.

They dont want a hung parliament or cleggs euro nonsense , or his hedgemony socialist dithering and some feel hes the same trick as Blair. With any luck the ruin will take Clegg down with him , they may well think hes a nice boy , but i doubt they will be voting for the nice sounding boy on thursday in droves , as he hasnt told them where the money comes from and wants us paying for europes gross mess . If the reality is that european growth wont mean diddley squat to the UK situation , whats the point of voting lib dem , its just a future waste of money that he will never tackle whats really wrong , he just will not tell them that his party represents future uncertainity , by its advocation of weak federalist government models . he wants in and run by an operation that is unable to sign off its accounts and has run political ponzi schemes , how much more vapid and disengenuous can a party leader be , to say vote for me i havent a clue where £106,115 per minute is going we pay to brussels as you cant see the books.

vote clegg get greece

Anonymous said...

vote clegg get greece

May not be a bad idea...
burn this shit hole out!

Lord_Hard of Cockermuff said...

Now, now ~ none of that Euro-skankery he

Ron Broxted said...

Prezza, I know you are only jesting, how is the long suffering wife you fat bastard?

Demetrius said...

A Bulgarian nine Euro note says he will try to avoid resigning at any cost.

Ron Broxted said...

Very positive feed back from the people at the local shopping centre as regards the BNP. My "Let's remove all traces of Brown from Britain" tee-shirt went down a storm, however my baggy black charity shop trousers drew some derogatory comments.
The BNP youth wing were on good form.

Kareem_Cheese said...

however my baggy black charity shop trousers drew some derogatory comments

Thats cos they were full of shite!

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