Haha er hahaha....eh!......
WTF, was all that about ?
Bloody professional parents who think the world should revolve around them and their feral sprogs.
Clever advert and cheaply done too.
Oh, that crazy German sense of humour.... my poor splitting sides.
Was the plane going to Poland?
Fuck flying again that brought it all back.Flying economy in a Jumbo was shit.There was more room in the back of my mates Fiat Panda.These smaller planes are also shit.One bog at either end which you can't get to when the trolleys are out.Massive queue to the bog when they are put away.I put off having a shit for over three hours on one flight because there was a plane full of potential witnesses to my crime.
@CatflapAnd there's always someone, (usually a gorgeous woman), standing right outside the bog door when you open it, the waft of a seriously radioactive dirty bomb following you out!
Two stories, one flight.On way back to Blighty from Oman once I caught a flight originating from Sri Lanka, I think.Got up out of business class (pissed probably - middle of the night) to find all nearby bogs in use, so decided to use monkey class ones instead. Walked down an isle to find a family of (Sri Lankans?) trying to boil a kettle on a lit primus stove. At 37,000 ft. FFS.After letting the inattentive cabin crew know of our impending doom, I carried on to the 6 or 8 bogs at the back - all apparently vacant. Except inside each one was an elderly asian woman doing whatever elderly asian women do. Without knowing how to lock a door.Those images still haunt me...
"Those images still haunt me..."The thought of all those asylum and benefits claims on that one flight still haunts me...
Off topic but really interesting so I shall share. I get 10'000 hits a month and I am wanted by men in 175 countries.Ashes to Ashes.BBC 1 9.pm. Was it a moebius strip? The lives of the characters in TVs popular drama? A follow on from "A Life lives on Deep Fried Mars bars" the audience saw a variety of characters, from reactionary and likeable cop Gene Hunt in a Jesus like role pitted against Keats (another policeman, not the poet) as the devil. Bizarre ending but then so was "Gangsters" during the 1970s. Sympathetic TV cops are indeed in the realm of fiction. I am sure a Hindu sage could explain about the kalpa, the turning of the universe, what with "Lost" ending it will soon be time for the denouement of "Big Brother 11 UK". Fire up the Quattro.Does anyone else here get really excited like me at the thought of appearing on 'Has Britain Got Talent'?
Sorry mate, the Quattro was murdered!
Barking Spider:Fucking true :)
D. G. Haslam of Bedford is a cunt.
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