Thursday, 13 May 2010

The Camerons Cannot Move Into No 10 Immediately



The Camerons cannot move into No 10 immediately because commercial cleaners are in after Browns departure.

What state did they leave it in then ? bitten fingernails on the floor, scuff marks where nokia's have hit the wall ?

Send him the cleaning bill as you would any tenant

15 comments:

Everard P Burgerpenis said...

Where did you get that photo of my front room from ?

Crumpled Fiveskin said...

Is that webcam shot from the bedsit you run this blog from OH?!

Ampers said...

No, this must be genuine. I believe it!

woman on a raft said...

Put it in Tate Modern as a piece of art commenting on political life.

Tracey Emin gets a fortune for her old rubbish. We might get a few bob back on his to pay for the repairs.

John R said...

Repairing the Nokia holes in the walls is going to take a couple of days at least.

FTAC Watch said...

That’s luxury! They have carpet on the floor, there is BOTH a chair and a sofa in that room.

Contrast that with what they make their victims, like me, have to suffer.

Mavis B Sausage said...

Looks about right to me. As I said to one of my offspring yesterday: "He'll have set fire to the curtains, taken all the lightbulbs and loo rolls, hidden dead fish behind the radiators and probably crapped on the cushions"....

trobb said...

They say a picture paints a thousand words.

The title of this piece is "The British Economy circa 2010" and can been seen in the private collection of one JG Brown somewhere in Scotland.

Fausty said...

Cam should fumigate the place before he moves in.

Get rid of the beds, too - heaven knows what lurgies are in the mattress, and how encrusted the place is with dried snot trails.

Captain Haddock said...

Bet the upholstery stinks & is covered in piss stains too ..

Happy voter said...

How could you possibly live in that place knowing his shitty arse has permanently rendered the air unbreathable and his sweaty bollocks have brushed every surface?
Urrrgh!

Squitch said...

Guthrum: you are a declared member of LPUK. Is this kind of smearing bullshit official LPUK tactics?

I, too, am a member. And I disassociate myself from this crap.

Anonymous said...

The photo is very similar to what my house looked like after I got rid of the squatter took 4 months to get her out she had legal aid muggins here couldn't afford a lawyer did it myself. The judge felt sorry for the slag two kids last job milk monitor gave her two days to get out. Stole everything that was not nailed down cooker, fridge, washing machine, furniture that she had not wrecked, did thousands of pounds worth of damage to was what was nailed down.
When she got to court 40 hours community service, had to give me 70 quid (only took a year to get that)the saucepans cost a fortune and bound over for a year. Who said crime doesn't pay?

Ethan said...

Exactly what I said to my wife. He'll have unscrewed the lightbulbs, taked the wall paper down (having secured it by drawing pins) removed the loo seats, dug up all the plants in the garden etc. And wee'd in the water tank.

Man was a poor excuse for a human being.

Scottish goodbye said...

Piss stains up the wall and a smelly shitey load in the kitchen sink.

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