Friday, 7 May 2010

Cambridge and stuff

Julian Huppert (EU Politburo) storms the Guidhall, Cambridge yesterday

I'll do a proper analysis after I've got some sleep but of course I'm dissapointed. Not devastated, just dissapointed and trust me, as a Libertarian, it soon wears off. and as anyone who was following my twitter feed will know that I wasn't going to be kissing babies and promising more benefits for bone idle Chavs

On the other hand, one of the Green's big hitters with a large campaign and 120 volunteers got his watermelon arse kicked and most of all, to my absolute and utter delight, the oily cunt Zeichner (Lab) was pushed into third place and effectively his career as a Union funded, goose stepping, twittering Labour apparatchnik is now at an end.

I was amazed that the Communists managed 300 odd votes, but then again, this was Cambridge, the city that gave Soviet Russia every secret this country ever had., and he works for the NHS (of course)

A massive thank you for all the support, all the abuse, all the piss taking, all the comments, all the donations and all the laughs. For those of you who have never stood for Parliament anonymously in a Guy Fawkes costume, I can highly recommend it.

Here's a bit of TV (Watch the Labour candidates face, it was worth it for that alone)

PS. I did manage to grab a shot of Tower Hamlets polling stations opening yesterday

49 comments:

Dick the Prick said...

Good man. Get thee to the boozer where you'll not be able to drink, smoke, fart, swear and certainly not have fun.

Anonymous said...

Wel done OH. Will you try it again nxt time?

Anonymous said...

** Applause **

I dont regret the donation one iota - for me you & citizens like you are the start of real democracy.

Anonymous said...

Glad to see you're still around and taking it on the chin like a man, OH.

Anonymous said...

Never mind, OH.

We still love you.

Constantly Furious said...

An audacious attempt.

Now you can get back to the proper swearing, racism and joooo-baiting that we have naturally come to expect.

Old Holborn said...

Exactly

I am Stan said...

Yo Holby,

RE-Tower Hamlets,

Sigh....you do let yourself down dont you?

No wonder you only got the dregs voting for you...ah well,maybe you could form a coalition with Griffo!...;)

doctor baloney said...

Considering you're a strange man in a mask, you should be proud! The fact you can get away with wearing a mask is progress enough!

Shame about the Tower Hamlets photo though, not really worthy of you!

Anonymous said...

Great news about Zeichner. Over-familiar cunt sent me an election communication in which he addressed me by my Christian name! I've never met him (thankfully), and we've certainly never been introduced. Every reason that the gave for me to vote Labour was yet another reason not to. I'm glad he got a kicking.

Triffid said...

Well done for trying.

I do hope you give it ago again, however, would suggest trying a better seat - Cambridge don't deserve a maverick MP. I think lots of London boroughs would love to rebel.

nice chap said...

Folks, stop moaning about the Tower Hamlets picture.

I & several colleagues laughed like drains.

Its funny coz its true......

RantinRab said...

By my calculations you have about 4,356 cunts, 6,939 bastards and over ten thousand fucks to catch up on.

Good to have you back!

I take it the November stroll will be happening? (I need to book plane tickets early doors!)

Anonymous said...

I'm absolutely shocked to see the comments full of whining liberals about the negro riot photo ... NOT.

So you're happy that africans and pakistani muslims somehow get the "right" to vote alongside native british who have been here for generations? Of course you are - they vote liberal. f*** you all

Anonymous said...

HOW The Fuck has Hazel scumbag Blears Held on to her seat FFS?????
GRRRRRRRR

Anonymous said...

Good effort OH

Indyanhat said...

They knew not what they lost!!!

good try OH!!!

Alan said...

Well Done OH. It's easy to snipe from the sidelines but you stepped forward and put the effort in.

It just shows that it doesn't matter how worthy the cause, how original the campaign - the big party machine is designed to roll over the little guy.

Maybe you should start the OH Party? Another Election may not be far away and 40/50 masked anonymous figures might catch the media attention?

Dazed And Confused said...

Well done Holborn! Fuck the critics that took balls.

I can't believe that you've come out of that without your identity being exposed by either New Labour's gestapo, or the dead tree press.

Will you do it all again withing the next eighteen months or so? A hung parliament wont last any longer as these fuckers are never gonna get on, especially as Gordon has royally fucked the National debt.

Joe Public said...

Great effort.

To those who try to take the piss, your natural response is "Well, just what did you do?"

I am Stan said...

So you're happy that africans and pakistani muslims somehow get the "right" to vote alongside native british who have been here for generations? Of course you are - they vote liberal. f*** you all

Oooo er Mrs!!!...:-)

Anonymous said...

Well done OH, great stuff.

lyricalj said...

Well i was just about to congratulate you for standing, i had kept an eye out yet...
Libertarian, has an element of liberty involved. Liberty is freedom. You have in my view not respected peoples rights to freedom from prejudice as a result of the pigmentation of their skin with the last part. You are right to want to make a difference and stand as a libertarian if you so wish. It does take effort to do so. You are a good political blogger, but when you resort to prejudice as opposed to wit as a joke you do yourself no justice.
So how may you offer justice to anyone else? I am disappointed with the lack of liberty in your libertarianism.

Edgar said...

Well, lyricalj, it works like this. I don't tell you what to think or say and you don't tell me. That is liberty.

Anonymous said...

Hippy

Anonymous said...

145 votes? Well, that's not bad for a man with a mask on.

You have the balls, sir.

annecy Fr said...

Well done OH. You are a shining example of how English people used to be. Not afraid to get out there and TRY to make a difference. Good man

Billy Blofeld said...

O.H.......

The big stand out successes for me of your campaign:

1. No ID. No name. An anonymous man can stand for parliament.

2. At the hustings - people loved your answer to the first question. "I have no opinion. I will vote how you tell me to vote". What is not to like about an MP who has that answer for every topic.....

3. Zeichner's face at the count - oh yes! Take that you hypocritical cunt.

4. Proving that the establishment will try and block candidates from hustings if they don't like your face / mask.

5. That you have made it easier for the next person who tries something similar to you.


Nice work...... it was worth every penny.

Dick Puddlecote said...

Great effort, OH. I was very surprised at the low total after all the hard work and ingenuity you put in, you deserved many more.

I hope you followed that Zeichner around at the count though, if only to make him feel uneasy. ;-)

There may well be another election in the Autumn, you going for that?

Old Holborn said...

Zeichner and his "supporters" last night

"We refuse to talk to anyone who hides their face"

OH - "That's the Muslim vote fucked them, innit"

DZ - Racist

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Well done you for making a stand. I'm just disappointed that no 'outsider' was given a chance by the MSM to air their views and who they were about. UKIP etc just didn't stand a chance. Why do the MSM do that? If we are a proper democracy, you'd think they'd be interested. But no, they put blocks in your way at every convenient moment. It's almost as if they do it on purpose. Anybody'd think they were getting backhanders...

wv: mingsha (well, yes!)

Dixie Dean said...

Well done OH!! You should be proud. There's nothing wrong with fighting and losing(I know got the scars to prove it) but not fighting has a shame all of it's own. Hope you had fun and annoyed a few twats along the way. Remember you may only be a mosquito to them but that little bug can give an elephant malaria. Keep buggering on!! :0)

John Demetriou said...

145 VOTES?!?!

HAHAHA!

YOU FAILED.


CUNT!

Anonymous said...

Demetriou

How many votes did you get?

Witty Moniker said...

That makes you 145 times the cunt he is Demetriou

"hotshot" holborn snookers establishment said...

17:01

145?

that's a bloody cracking break, old ho. now get off the billiard table and back to what you're meant to be at ie. blogging.

the gagenham gorilla said...

16:35

shut ya face

Vladimir said...

Strange that "John Demetriou" didn't sign in to post that comment... almost as if it was somebody else...

OH, I have criticised you in the past, most particularly when the Jury Team were involved, but I still admire your guts for doing this. Particularly when you told a room full of brainwashed "liberal" students that AGW was a hoax.

Another lesson for anyone following in your footsteps must be that, as an independent, you will be shut out of hustings events and silenced wherever possible. Your treatment from the BBC and the students has been disgraceful. They may disagree with what you say, but you still have a right to say it. Best of luck in the future.

Old Holborn said...

What REALLY worries me most is that I was the highest polling Libertarian in the whole fucking UK

Buy tinned food, pasta, seeds and a shotgun

winston said...

16:03

i watched the fucking snooker. far more cathartic.

democratic values said...

i shall here quote the words of jacqui smith (ex-mp): "it's just so wonderful to live in a country where an election campaign can be fought without violence". quite right, mrs smith would have faced summary discrimination were she to have fought the kandahar constituency.

dominant seventh said...

20:46

campaign notes:

(pre-poll)

don't mention the war

(post-poll)

it is essential that we now form a stable government - after all, we are at war in afghanistan.

smoke-filled rooms said...

so last night at the itv studios...

did paul staines sell skunk to will straw or did straw deal to staines?

that is the question.

bet they both push a short bag

Mr Armageddon said...

Well done OH I take my hat off to you
You have shown that it can be done hope that you will have another go next time round.

Mrs Rigby said...

145 votes - good show really.

beness said...

Good on ya OH. At least you have the balls to have a go.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Well done, OH.

That took balls - I would have said courage, but Brown has hijacked that word, rather like the shirt-lifters have hijacked the word gay.

Would you do it agian?

Anonymous said...

OH,

I am surprised only 142 votes.
Unbelievable!!

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Zaniel Deichner said...

I live in Cambridge and I hadn't even heard of you till I saw your (false) name on the ballot paper. Maybe you should have sent out some leaflets?

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