Friday, 16 April 2010

Volunteers required for Cambridge tomorrow


I'm in the Market Square from 9.30am to 5pm tomorrow.

If any of you fancy wearing a suit, I need three "MPs" to wear pigs masks and be prepared to be pelted with eggs by the good people of Cambridge.

Come on down and watch the fun, the more the merrier.

( PS: NO2ID are also there tomorrow)

35 comments:

Catflap said...

Sorry OH I can be of no assistance but I wish you all the best mate.
Cause a real fuss and stir the political porridge.

Anonymous said...

There's a great video about what that slimeball cunt Blair did to take away our liberties:

http://www.noliberties.com/

Taking Liberties Written and directed by Chris Atkins, Taking Liberties is a shocking documentary in the tradition of Bowling for Columbine. A film that examines how our freedoms and ‘liberties’ introduced into British law by Winston Churchill in 1950 are being threatened like never before due to the increased security measures introduced by New Labour both before and after 9-11. This makes for a gripping DVD that could affect how you vote in the next election. Back in 1997, when Tony Blair came to power, he could do no wrong. ‘Teflon Tony’ rode high in the polls after leading New Labour to a landslide victory at a general election that was to cripple the Tory party for the best part of a decade. But in 2007, Tony Blair left office with some of the lowest opinion poll ratings of a Prime Minister in modern times. Tony Blair will have even fewer fans if people watch this well researched documentary from filmmaker Chris Atkins. Through the course of this film, it is revealed that over the last ten years, the British government has taken away many of the civil rights and liberties that have been enshrined in the constitution of this country for much of the past 800 years and passed into law by Winston Churchill in the fifties. Atkins gathers together a range of victims of the new anti-terror laws introduced both before and since 9-11. He shows how the authorities have misused the new powers granted to them and how the government now threatens everything from trial by jury to freedom of speech. Interviewing a diverse group of people – from students who are held after peacefully protesting on a roadside to grandmothers who are held after getting too close to an American base; through to a vicar who is arrested for holding a service at an airport. In the course of 90 minutes, Atkins reveals that many of the rights that we take for granted are threatened like never before. Keeping everything fast, funny and furious – almost trademarked Michael Moore; Atkins keeps this documentary accessible for both those interested in politics and for those who just want an interesting film to watch at home. The result is a compelling but highly disturbing documentary that is sure to change how you see the Britain of today. From a British perspective, this is quite possibly one of the most important films that you will ever see and, unlike the controversy that surrounds Al Gore’s excellent environmental movie An Inconvenient Truth (of which I am a fan), it is completely and unquestionably truthful in its statements – which makes it all the more worrying. If you’re British, this is one of those films that could change how you see the world forever. Add to your list now.

Ron Broxted said...

I would have loved to help you out but I will be busy stuffing BNP leaflets through letterboxes. It is such a shame because I would have loved to play the part of a troughing MP, indeed I could have also save you the cost of a Pig face mask due to mu uncanny resemblance to the animal. Free Tibet.
By the way boycott my telegraph they have banned me yet again.

BrownIsACunt said...

I'll be there ... no suit tho'

Nick Clegg With the Extra Peg said...

I will not be there due to the fact that I actually now stand a chance of actually being elected following my Oscar winning performance of the debate last night. Who said politics is for ugly actors. I know I make the ladies moist with my charismatic murmurings and the subtle way I massage my balls whilst answering the questions.
Anyway good luck in Cambridge OH, break a leg, as us actors say.

J Demetriou said...

I'll come and throw eggs at you if you want.

Is Anna Raccoon being helpful on the streets of Cambridge or is she busy these days fainting and dabbing her poor, smited brow with a scented hanky?

You people make me roll about laughing, I tell yer.

RantinRab said...

More labour corruption in Scotland

http://glasgowunihumanrights.blogspot.com/2010/04/labour-candidate-graeme-morrice.html

PCSO Daniella Savage said...

OH, perhaps you should rethink the egg throwing in a public place. I feel duty bound to point out that should you adopt this practice you may be arrested under section 5 of the public order act and made subject to an ASBO. Further more I should point out that the Market Square in front of the Guildhall is covered by the Councils CCTV system, as is the rest of the City. The control room is based in the basement of the Guildhall. So if you are thinking you can get away with it because the three PCSO's covering the City Centre might be otherwise engaged in the consumption of free donuts and coffee, or in detaining eastern europeans for shopping without money think again. Your movements and those of your supporters will be monitored at every turn and recorded in glorious colour. Hope this helps.

Colin Berry ( Expat) said...

I would love to attend and throw bags stuffed with starch powder but sadly I cannot afford the fare being an impoverished pensioner that has mislaid my marbles.

Joe Public said...

PCSO DS

And all those CCTVs will be able to identify which of the identically-masked individuals was the one disposing of their salmonella-contaminated capsules?

Paul St Pancrass' Station said...

Colin Berry Expat, Shouldn't you have not said "who has lost my marbles" instead of "that has mislaid my marbles". A small point I know, but the English language and it's usage is important to pendants like myself.
I particularly hate the use of "less" rather than "fewer" in supermarket slogans. I am certain I am not alone in this. Have you read Lynn Truss's excellent book on correct usage of the English language? This appeals to housebound elderly people such as myself, who receive very few visitors or other contact with the outside world apart from meals on wheels.

Anonymous said...

I need three "MPs" to wear pigs masks and be prepared to be pelted with eggs by the good people of Cambridge.

A tempting offer. Unfortunately I'm busy sitting around in my flat tomorrow.

Eco_fucka said...

I myself would also love to attend, but Ive been told to stay indoors due to the volcanic ash thats about.

dsylexic dan said...

When will it all ned?

Spartan said...

Go for it OH, it'll be a refreshing change from them boring 3 idiots on last night ... not to mention the boring braindead audience who were obviously vetted.

Don't want any real questions, do we?

:)

PCSO Daniella Savage said...

Joe Public I understand where you are coming from with regard to the fact that the demonstrators will be dressed in identical outfits. I should point out that the CCTV camera system currently in use in Cambridge is at the forefront of technology and uses 'Shape Recognition' software along with thermal imaging and infra red. I shall probably get in trouble for saying this, but believe me there is no hiding place. Bring disorder and anarchy to our City and we will have your balls on a hot plate. Your dealing with highly trained and motivated personnel.

PCSO Daniella Savage said...

Joe Public, by the way the only people allowed to spread salmonella in our City are the Burger vans. You need a special licence.

caesars wife said...

You havent told us yet how the Husting went. Meeting people allows you to encounter different views , but you also have to deal with them courteously, even if its just for deliberate provocation.

how about "enjoyed the theatre? now read the message" or " behind the mask there is real choice"

Hope you have an informative day.

Spartan said...

Ha ha ha C3PO Daniella 'shape recognition' ... it was a yuman bean or maybe a primate. :)

Anonymous said...

"I should point out that the CCTV camera system currently in use in Cambridge is at the forefront of technology and uses 'Shape Recognition' software along with thermal imaging and infra red."

Bullshit! The Porky is telling porkies.

Captain Haddock said...

PCSO = A person dismissed from their previous job because they had difficulty in remembering the correct order for the words .. "Would you like fries with that" ?

Biffo said...

Can't be there tomorrow but will be rooting for you, OH

PCSO Daniella Savage said...

Anonymous well put it to the test if you're feeling lucky punk.

PCSO Daniella Savage said...

Spartan I am assuming from your comment you do not get out much, so I will try and make allowances for you. "Was it a human or was it a primate?" In your case it might be difficult I grant you, however the equipment is far to sophisticated for me to attempt to explain to the average reader of this site.

PCSO Daniella Savage said...

Captain Haddocke, PCSO's are the new face of British policing. Have you not heard of the Safer neighbourhood policing initiatives that are reclaiming the streets from hoodies and other subversive elements that would seek to undermine the rule of law and disrupt decent citizens lives?
It is not easy to become a PCSO, I had to undergo exhaustive role playing exercises and reach a level of fitness similar to that which is required by elite special forces.

Anonymous said...

Picked a tosser dorf(Cambridge)
there OH.Only time we Nothern Chavs
go to that "village of the damned"
is when one of us get all "A's"in
A levels , about as regular as Haleys Comet.Anyway when all this
democracy crap has settled we'lle
bring a truck load of skins down
to give the Dons some real excitement.


Back Street Boys

PCSO Daniella Savage said...

Anonymous I wouldn't recommend it as Cambridge City cutting edge CCTV system operates Northern Thicko's recognition software. Therefore any heavily tattooed lumpen males wearing filthy unpolished work boots, tracksuit bottoms and sporting giant beer belly's along with unsightly man boob's, and wearing cheap fake football shirts, will set the warning bells ringing in the control room.

Captain Haddock said...

I've seen the PCSO's of Cambridge .. Laugh ? .. I nearly bought my own beer ...

Just be careful that when the alarm bells start ringing that you don't jump up from your dream too suddenly & get overwhelmed by the contents of your own "Bat-belt" ..

I'll be in Cambridge next weekend OH, if you're planning anything .. I'll be there to show support ..

PCSO Daniella Savage said...

Captain Haddock, so you find the fine body of PCSO's in the City of Cambridge funny? No doubt should you ever find yourself the victim of a mugger and are lying in the gutter surrounded by your own blood and teeth and minus your purse/wallet. You will no doubt reflect on your childish comment here. I agree we are not as highly trained as our regular colleagues, but we fill the gap in the thin blue line and protect the public.

Ron Broxted said...

It is easier to establish a police state than to dismantle one. Free Tibet. Legalise Poppers.

Ron Broxted said...

I hope the day went well for you OH and you didn't get your collar felt by the filth. I did once at a demo in Sussex and I got a real nasty slapping off a woman PCSO. I think I am still banned from Brighton which makes me really mad as I use to enjoy the night-life there. The friends of Dorothy evenings were a special favourite of mine.

Captain Haddock said...

PCSO Daniella Savage said...

"Captain Haddock, so you find the fine body of PCSO's in the City of Cambridge funny? No doubt should you ever find yourself the victim of a mugger and are lying in the gutter surrounded by your own blood and teeth and minus your purse/wallet. You will no doubt reflect on your childish comment here" ...

Should I ever find myself in the situation you describe .. the very last person I would want anywhere near me is one of you lot ..

Who seem the either get a "woody" or a "wide" on, strutting around pretending to be important & kidding yourselves that you serve any useful purpose ..

Get real, you're only employed cos you're cheaper than proper Police Officers ..

The last female PCSO I saw in Cambridge had a stern on her so wide that the only one I've ever seen like it before had the words "Ark Royal" emblazoned down each side ..

Like I said, when you wake up from your dreams .. just don't trip over all your accoutrements ..

Stray Taoist said...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/straytoaster/4528560862/in/set-72157623875383528/

PCSO Daniella Savage said...

Captain Haddock, I think to assume I have a large arse is probably wishful thinking on your part. I have a very pert arse and two non saggy breasts. Indeed before becoming a PCSO I was a page three model. I therefore think your stereotypical view of PCSO's is somewhat unrealistic and speaks more about your own hangups than I ever could uncover.

Captain Haddock said...

At no stage in my last post did I ever specifically refer to "your" arse .. I suggest you go back & re-read my post ..

I know you're a slow learner, you're a PCSO .. or claim to be .. (which is even more worrying) ..

I made reference to one, on a female PCSO, whom I saw outside Tindall's Art shop in King Street, Cambridge ..

If seeing something with one's own eyes can be described by you as being "stereotypical" .. then one can only assume that to be a word which you've "hoovered-up" on one of your Diversity Training Days, but failed to comprehend its true meaning ..

As I said earlier, couldn't get "Would you like fries with that" in the correct order .. so became a PCSO ..

The truth will always out ..

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