Sunday, 11 April 2010

Throw a shoe for democracy


It is now lawful to throw your shoes at a Politician.

SCOTLAND YARD has bowed to Islamic sensitivities and accepted that Muslims are entitled to throw shoes in ritual protest — which could have the unintended consequence of politicians or the police being hit.
What fun. Now, where are those old ski boots?

UPDATE: George Galloway of Respect called a "Filthy Kaffir" and attacked in London.

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ski boots?
How about Ice-Skates!

Expatnorge said...

Fuck the polititians, throw a few steel capped boots at the muslims

Gallimaufry said...

"Scotland Yard bows to English sensitivities" - sorry too late for April Fools Day (now moved to 23 April in honour of the good-natured idiots who allow their rights and traditions to be junked and derided by English-hating overlords in the name of tolerance).

Anonymous said...

Seeing as how the traditional English form of ritual protest is to hurl an impact-fused jerrycan of petrol and styrofoam at the offending individual, article or building, this development can only be good news.

Anonymous said...

I seem to remember a Christian tradition of crucifixtion - can we do that while the Muslims throw shoes?

Gallimaufry said...

Will Muslim B&Bs be allowed to refuse gay couples as homosexualism clashes with Islamic sensitivities? Can anyone advise me if gays should be a) thrown of a cliff; b) beheaded; c) stoned to death according to the tenets of the religion of peace?

bofl said...

what about the ancient essex art of javelin throwing?

job lot on ebay right now!!

whats next? hand amputations outside halal restaurants?

ps(clogs are easier to carry than ski boots.they also have a nice pointed end)

microdave said...

Get some practice in with this game - it's a bit old now, but still fun.

http://play.sockandawe.com/

My Thoughts My Country said...

First it's shoes, how long before they are allowed to throw stones?

Anonymous said...

Very strange advert here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bkO8rivh-s&feature=related

Anonymous said...

OH,

Why have you been wiped from Google?

I usually just ggole Old Holborn and click the first link, but It's not there now. Why?

caesars wife said...

I would use my trainers but it may be biological warfare , certainly has the same effect as mustard gas if you sniff them .

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I'm not throwing my beautiful shoes at politicians! How do I know where they've been? I might catch something.

bofl said...

i too have noticed that oh site is missing on google....dirty tircks?

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:12

No, that was a Jewish tradition.

bofl said...

stoning from a few weeks back......

warning graphic pics......

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/15/somali-man-stoned-to-deat_n_392503.html

caesars wife said...

An I thought the internet was erm californian liberal , yo dude , nofin is censored , it will be wonderfull . mmm e fascist liberal elites rule the world LOL (I rest my case)

Dazed And Confused said...

Extreme Irony Alert

Twisted Root said...

Anon 15:22

Roman tradition actually - but one cansee where it's all going to lead. Remember now, one cross each.

Twisted Root said...

Anon 15:22

Roman tradition actually - but one cansee where it's all going to lead. Remember now, one cross each.

Twisted Root said...

But two postings.

Anonymous said...

Poor Galloway ~
Allah muthafucka!

Anonymous said...

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#!/group.php?gid=113251778701732&ref=mf

English Defence League said...

Is it time to start lending these guys a hand?

March For England
S.I.O.E.
English Defence League

Time is not on our side.

ukipwebmaster said...

Probably the best campaign poster ever:

http://www.westbournemouthukip.com/content/images/sod-the-lot-vote-ukip.png

Captain Haddock said...

I reckon this so-called "tradition" of lobbing shoes is something started by Imelda Marcos ..

She must be running short of a few pairs by now ..

Of course, that great supporter of the LimpDumboPrats .. Heather Mills could always chuck a shoe, one with her leg still attached ... PMSL

Spread'em said...

What happened that proud English tradition of bending over and showing them our naked arseholes, as we prepped our longbows for another assault?

Oh right, yeah. They fucked us over good and proper like, and we've been their bitches ever since.

History, eh.

bofl said...

re george galloway.hahahaha!

i had the misfortune to hear george on absolute radio talking absolute bollocks.........

he wants us ALL to go along with HIS RULES!!!!!!!

and now someone has shown him that they want him to go along with THEIR rules..should have shown them your cat impression georgie boy.........(or maybe a dog or pig)?

that would have sorted them out!!!!!

Geordie said...

It's amazing though the different cultural attitudes there are, even in England itself.

I mean, if you shag a bloke's bird in Newcastle you're likely to lose your knob, but you can shag a Londoner's bird all you want so long as you slip him a fiver.

Funny old world.

labour luvvies on youtube said...

Labour have a new bollox broadcast. Read these sad comments on you tube form Labour luvvies..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p2bmyspD4s&feature=player_embedded#

dhimmi george ( ex £100k a week talksport presenter) said...

George must be needing some publicity as he's struggling a bit in his new constituency. The muslims will vote him in as he's their useful idiot until they can take control for themselves.

JD said...

Still using Google? I prefer startpage.com
And it does not keep any info. or record of your visit.
OH is back on Google, though, for those that still use it.
JD.

I love Democracy said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p2bmyspD4s&feature=player_embedded#

Yeah, yeah. That's a beautiful piece of film.

But how come it doesn't say anything about how Blair's New Labour has become the most authoritarian regime any of us have ever seen in our lifetime?

I don't want to be ruled by fascists, no matter how pretty their films are....

The job of democrats is to ensure that fascists like New Labour never get the chance to take power in our country again.

It's time to take our country back!!

Clive said...

A wonderful precedent!
I'm off to buy forty dozen eggs.

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