Monday, 19 April 2010

Nomination papers accepted in Cambridge




From an anonymous man in a Guy Fawkes mask. No ID check, no names. Never been done before.

Keep up the donations. I want to hire an elephant and spray paint it to look like John Prescott.

44 comments:

Ampers said...

OH, make sure it is an African elephant, the Asian elephants are a lot smaller.

Ampers

Hopalong Heffron said...

Why hasn't D.G Haslam/Rohen Kapur been clogging up this post?

Katabasis said...

Nice one OH!!

Anonymous said...

Why dont you spray paint it in an EUSSR flag to show the communist elephant in the room that the other parties are ignoring?

Now that woulod give the Lib lab con a kick in the balls

The Penguin said...

You could hire Prescott for a few Cornish Nasties and the promise of a buxom secretary...

The Penguin

John Prescott Naked. said...

Bad news OH:

Elephants don't mind being painted in the fashion of 1930's wallpaper, but Prescott just gives large Mammals a bad name.

I hear that Hippos' are total sluts though, and will do anything for the money. Also they have a truly massive mouth, Cherie.

Ruth said...

Well done - onwards & upwards as the motto goes.

Anonymous said...

You need to do Projection advertising like this:
http://www.projectionadvertising.co.uk/

But preferably onto clouds.

Ron Broxted said...

Had I still been engaged to Beth OH you could have borrowed her, as she looked like John Prescott and weighed about the same as an elephant. Sadly once she found out I batted for the other side she sacked me and shacked up with a well hung Somalian.

Guthrum said...

Result !

Anonymous said...

Rohen Kapur you have been reported to the G.M.C.

caesars wife said...

You got through the paperwork endurance test then !

Hire an elephant ?, they are nice creatures and dont deserve painting for political purposes , cant you hire any mythical greek monsters , the Gorgon would make the point really well , snakes/hydra comming from head all spouting waste your tax money for the EU , symbolic showering itself with money and you cutting its head off , may be effective, probebely upset children in prams though LOL.

the beast of clerkenwell said...

Bollocks
Get an elephant and set it up against two tigers
Folk would pay good money to watch that
Fawkes has just set up a bookies I am pretty sure that he would be prepared to take bets and put up a pay per view live stream , he also has contacts in India
Should solve your funding problems

Ron Broxted said...

I demand to know who has been posting gay porn in my name on O'H. Not so brave now. Time for a wank. How is Mr Hasanicearse? Mwah X X X.

RantinRab said...

You'd be better with a whale if you want to make it life size.

The fucking fat bastard.

RantinRab said...

Fuck off Ron.

W/V mingr...

Ron Broxted said...

RantinRab, Do you want me to get my friends from arse bandit country to come and say hello? I get 10,000 hits a month and I am read all over the world. I am Spartacus, I am Dorothy. free Tibet...oooh matron.

Fat Beth said...

Ron Broxted I understand that you were recently fooled into thinking that a predatory old poof was a Hollywood film producer who promised you he would get you a book a film deal in Hollywood in return for you dressing up as fat schoolboy. I bet you feel really silly now.

Ras Clart Haslam said...

Gosh Ron you look awfully handsome. Do you work out? I bet! Oh, can you or Mr Holborn help? If O'Hs theory that you are indeed some cunt called Kapur is correct why are you chavving up Holbys site still? I see you at at your antics on the Torygraph after getting a life ban on The Indy! Fnnr fnnr.

Ron Broxted said...

Thank you so much Ras Clart Haslam for the nice compliment on my body....Ooh matron I am all a tremble. I have to be honest with you to avoid any future disappointment should we meet up, the picture was taken a few years ago. I am now rather fatter and saggy with large man boobs and my exhaust pipe has probably seen far to much action. But if you fancy meeting up leave a comment on my Indy blog, I need all the comments I can get. At the moment it is only me that comments on my own blogs. X X

Anonymous said...

Don't be so modest. 10,000 hits a month in over 175 nations. More than that cunt "Man" In A Bag gets on the Torygraph. You have a problem with learning. 22, Ellenborough Rd isn't it? See ya!

Ron Broxted said...

Today I had another busy day promoting the BNP and a lot of positive feed back on the doorsteps. This is early days but I think the BNP are set to increase their seats in parliament. This is good news for true Brits who have seen their country sold down the line by Gordon Brown and the socialist shits. Clegg may be the choice of the ladies, but real men will vote BNP, our last hope.

Colinb said...

Glad to hear you had a good day promoting the BNP Ron. I wish I was there to support you, however I am still stuck looking after my batty incontinent old aunt. As you say quite rightly the BNP are our last hope. Clegg is riding high at present due to the BBC wishing to see labour remain in office. This is because Cameron will be going for them with a view to privatising the bunch of left-wing over paid swine.
Keep up the good work Ron and try and pop in to the Sciencebod site when you can.

Anonymous said...

But Ron aren't you UAF?

UAF Glory Boys. said...

"Ron" 22, Ellenborough Rd, Wood Green London N22, 5HA? Ooh Matron wait til the UAF get there!

Ron Broxted said...

The forthcoming general election has seen the rise of the Liberals and the very attractive but straight Nick Clegg..Oooh matron, and a growth in the number of candidates standing as "Independent". Chapter One, " A de-trolling". Over two years ago, before this site had been born a "blogger" on the Torygraph had decided to do a bit of cyber-stalking. In an idle moment I googled "Ron Broxted" and saw that not only was my blog here listed but a number of posts all related to the more outer reaches of my gay life. The epicentre was a poster on the "My Telegraph" site called Shanghai. Reluctantly the H.Q there decided to delete that person only for him to reappear almost immediately. Also an utterly bonkers scientist, well school teacher actually, was also subjected under his real name to this treatment as well as many good bloggers who now operate under the troll free "Definitely Not My Cup of Tea". Over last weekend, as I tried to get a book and film deal off the ground by dressing up as a fat schoolboy in a cheap Premier Inn bedroom, only to find out it was all a hoax and I had been used by a fake film producer, oooh how I cried. Next day whilst chatting to Francesca the lavatory attendant at the gym, and trying to mump some free bog rolls. (But as a pro-BNP type obviously I like her. The hints about me being a raving queen may or may not be true. Finally, it can be noted that one Independent candidate in the London region is now in the process of being uncovered as a rabbit called Thumper. Yes I may be a mentally unbalanced troll. Chapter Two. "Les freres Barclay". Why are my posts being tracked from an I.P address off the coast of Guernsey? Why is GCHQ monitoring my computer. Why have I been fitted with a micro chip up my nose like in Total Recall? Am I a threat to this government and the reptiles from outer space that pretend to be humans. These are questions that need answering.

D.G.Haslam said...

Fuck off will you daft cunt that you are.Chucked off the My Telegraph site as Alamo you come here only cos Holborn is too thick to censor you. Fuck the BNP!

Ron Broxted said...

Anonymous, I was in the UAF but only because I got blackmailed into joining it and passing information about its membership list and their activities. I did the same with the ALF to help my police handlers. My loyalty will always be with the BNP.

G.O.T. said...

Excellent work OH!





wv:fukofrn

Harry MacEgan. said...

Kapur/Haslam you are evidently quite thick so the knuckle draggers suit you. Let me get it right. You go to Ron's blog on "The Independent" then you post it here with a few bits of gay porn. That's it? Your great plan. Bedlam was right, you are a sick little chapatti eh.

Anonymous said...

This Broxted chap seems to be totally unhinged OH. No wonder nobody comments on his boring and repetitious Indy blog.

Anonymous said...

This Broxted chap seems to be totally unhinged and doesn't appear to know who he is from one comment to another. I see now he is calling himself Harry MacEgan. He used to post similar crap here as K McEgan. On the telegraph I believe he used to pose a various women. What a fucking basket case. Do us all a favour and fuck off.

Anonymous said...

3000 comments received. You find it boring yet your I.P is always there. Repetitious? Only on the subject of the erosion of civil liberties. Rohen. Is that an English name?

Colinb said...

Ron please stop drinking that cheap cider and have an early night. You are making people laugh at you. I know how strongly you feel about the BNP and your reasons for supporting them. Just try and get some rest.

Anonymous said...

Ms Raccoon said she caught you wanking off Rohen. Is that why you are so aggrieved with her, and indeed the world in general. What was all that Haslam shite? What is my name? Certainly not Harry MacEgan, Ron Broxted nor Wesley Groves. Yiou really are a stupid cunt Rohen.

Alex Reid said...

Yes, Ron or whoever you think you are at the moment. Do this site and its readers a big favour a fuck off you mong. People like you get the gay community a bad press.

PC49 said...

Ron Broxted, this may come as a great surprise but nobody gives a fuck who you are you sad cunt. Your're a complete nonentity a witless untalented thick BNP supporting fruit cake. now go drag your knuckles around to the local mental hospital. Is it a full moon or something?

Stormfront White Aryan said...

You seem hung up on my being untalented. Yet your opinion is not shared by many. Thick? I am far better qualified than a failed special constable like yourself. Your only reason for validity is trying to denigrate better work than your own. A few piss poor comments, a few "MyT Towers" blogs. Some epitaph. Why does a flag counter in Brecqhou (11.04.10)appear on my posts from over a year ago? Seems I ruffled feathers. Now I leave you to clog up this site. Gay porn and an evident self loathing. You are an envious twat with no insight nor any ability o wite anything apart from bollox about jet setting in Asia. Your harping on about gay male oral sex has been noted. I hope you stay alive long nough to meet me on my next trip to England. Spydeco Military knives, the blades heat well.

Dr Rohen Kapur said...

I'm presently wanking in my own shit and drooling.

Take your Vitamin D everyone.

caesars wife said...

So a win against the forces of darkness , liked the vid . breaking news at bed time is that ash risk is back , food an flowers that need airfrieght will be upset and euro economy must be taking a hit .Oil has gone down $2 a barrel so a bit of relief on petrol prices.

I cant work out why the mayor of doncaster is copping it with goverment report declaring it was unfit , why ed milliband has been there since 2005 as an mp you may have thought he would have done one sooner or was it so bad it wasnt obvious , bad case of labour vison goggles being as English democrats have only been in for a year and it was clearly pretty rubbish when under labour .

Some more law suites for "fab" at ghoulman , AIG ! , those treasury christmas bashes , any recollections or non shredded records , ed eating gold leaved truffles and putting it on hospitality and enjoying a monte cristo no4 as the ques formed outside the rock .

caesars wife said...

It gets better "Is Clegg the new obama ?" LOL I dont think so but simonhughes could be the new MullahOmar

Claire Le Bonkers said...

Rohen Kapur
Hornsey
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/
I Blog About:
3rd Shock Army Apocalypse Now asia Baby Peter Cross of Iron Mr Love and Justice predator ukraine
This profile has been suspended.

Another example of the multi-named raving mad identity stealing blogger. K.McEgan/Ron Broxted/Andrew Twat/Stormfront White Aryan, and all the other names he uses. The BNP loving bastard

Suffolk Seditionist said...

OH - do you have a police escort everywhere you go? All pictures of you in Cambridge seem to have police in them. They must be very scared about your health and safety.

Anonymous said...

Did you change your name to something beginning with A so that you're on the top of the ballot?!

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