You're gonna do WHAT to Samantha Cameron??? Even Peter couldn't have thought of that!!!
Brown-Lucky I got out of number10 it was Bedlam in there, look I am happy here, in Broadmoor, this is my happy smiley face.Mrs BrownI'm sorry Gordon, but i'm not going to wipe your arse again, stop shitting yourself and I will come and visit again. Nurse!
It doesn't matter if we lose, I've fucked these Sassenachs good and proper.
I want to stay here, please, please I've just found my rocking horse next door.
'Have you read this madness of a manifesto, Sarah? It's fucking ridiculous'.'Of ocurse I have dear, you wrote it'.
Gordon realises he's just had another good idea.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1267378/Police-power-given-nightclub-bouncers-security-guards.html
"For fuck's sake, Gordon! Get off Mandy's cock - we've got an election to lose"
Cyclops: "I'm going to be the next prime minister"Ginga: "Of course you are dear"
Gordoom: Ed Ed Ed, bet you can't jizz into my mouth from the other side of the room.Sarah: Ed, you are shooting high and right.
Sara I badly need changing.
Gordon Brown's reaction on hearing the latest bad news concerning the British economy.
Sarah was beginning to regret asking her fairy god mother to arrange for her to feel a really thick one eyed monster between her legs.
Gordon: And do you know what is the best bit, Sarah? No-one will ever know!
If you won't take your pills, you will have to wear a helmet for your own safety. Some of the furniture has really sharp edges.
"My idol!At last! I can't believe it's you, Alison! You haven't half lost weight since Yazoo"
G " Hey Sar, have you....bwahahaha..have you heard that......bwaaaahaaa....that joke I told about saving the country from going down the crapper....brooohoohahahaha"S " shut up and put this fresh nappy on"
Sarah, please, take those fake plastic joke feet off now, it's just not funny anymore!"The Penguin
The moment Gordon Brown heard about Ron Broxted's ludicrous claim to have secured a Hollyood film and book deal from a fake American film producer.
GORDY WANT A ICE CREAM!!
Gordoom: "You've forgotten to change my nappy, it's bunching up, plus my butt plug is pinching, ouch".Mrs. Gordoom. "That's not a butt plug, that's your thumb, quit clowing around & take your meds".
Gordon: Ooohaahahaheeeheheeehoohoo!Sarah: O ffs Gordon, give me the whoopee cushion and grow the fuck up.
Sarah: Let's see which one of us is laughing when I'm back in Downing Street and you're in the straightjacket.
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