I'm not a great fan of broccoli. Some people like it though. I believe you can order it in some restaurants and most supermarkets sell it.
Imagine my surprise when I found out that it is now illegal for a shop or restaurant not to offer broccoli. Even if you hate the stuff, it must be offered to you. By Law. Because under new legislation, if someone who loves broccoli demands broccoli in your shop or restaurant and you don't serve it, you are a filthy homophobe and should be put to death.
Eat up all your broccoli. It's the LAW.
I'm off to my local Halal butchers to demand a pork chop. It's my RIGHT
UPDATE: I have found a hotel that will ONLY serve you if you like broccoli. Non broccoli eaters can fuck off
UPDATE2: Tax payer funded Broccoli Charity will only accept CV's from people who love Broccoli. Non broccoli eaters can fuck off