Monday, 26 April 2010

10 days to go

I'm off to the TV studios, then Star 107 FM. Catch ya later.



Those that can, do.

12 comments:

Field Marshall Watkins said...

AVE IT! Have you got a megaphone?

Hopalong Heffron said...

Is that cunt D. G. Haslam going to show up here?

Joshua Plastic said...

Is that what the troll is called? Haslam? Why is he here?

Haslams Mum fucks Angolans! said...

Too fucking greedy, Haslam can't have the Torygraph and here too. Choose cunt.

Anonymous said...

Stay clear of Guido, he is state.

Ron Broxted said...

Dear Anonymous, I had posted a reply when I noted that you quite rightly mentioned the 69th as Princess Victoria's Deserters. My paternal Grandfather was with the 69th (Royal Irish Deserters) during 1915-18. These two regiments were amalgamated along with the Royal Inniskilling Butt Stabbers. I might be meeting a brave police officer who had his legs blown off by the cowardly PIRA scum in Northern Ireland recently. What can I say him? "How much for your slippers?" It isn't a war to bring democracy to Northern Ireland. It is to allow the scum PIRA to sell drugs and live off crime. It is unwinnable, and I should know as I have been a Special Branch tout for many years. The Good Friday agreeement was to make Tony Blair and Bill Clinton look good on the world stage. Maybe the brave PC Hopalong and me can just chat about the whether or not he has ever arrested me for Cottaging, or perhaps I can tell him how I was recently conned into jumping into bed with a fake Hollywood film producer, who told me in return for sexual favours he would turn my manuscript on Cottaging into a best selling book and Hollywood block buster film?

Anonymous said...

Ron Broxted ONLY writes for THe Independent. The above is P.C Haslam of Bedfordshire Cunstabulary.

Ron Broxted said...

Queen "down to last 3 billion quid" uproar.

The Queen is in 245th place according to the "Sunday Times" British Rich List. With a mere £290 million she lags behind the Barclay Brothers and Duke of Westminster. How accurate is that list? Calculating wealth is notoriously difficult but I am quite certain that a few Old Masters, several portfolios of property abroad along with jewellery "They aren't having the effin' Koh-i-Noor Phil" and suitcases filled with cash would be standard "We are getting out due to a revolution" precautions.
A plane is on standby for Goosey Goosey Gander, Newfoundland in times of crisis. Is that why the "royals" are so keen on their offspring learning to be pilots? Nice uniforms....Oooh matron, I just love sailor suits, though. Lord Ashcroft made the cut, well above Her Majesty. He is into saving the whale and therefore is in Ron Broxted's good books, I just love whales. That's really fat men like me to have man love with, not the Sardine gobbling fuckers in the sea. Political donations were detailed, UKIP getting a solitary follower. News from Brecqhou of the BNP getting a few shekels? With £1800 million les freres Barclay can afford to spread the joy. That indeed is good news for us supporters of the BNP. Greetings to whomever in Laos is tuning in. Do you need an Honorary degree? I got my degree via the internet.
I just wish I was rich instead of rat shite poor. If only the fake Hollywood film producer had been real. I shall just have to carry on dreaming of greatness.

Ron Broxted said...

Anonymous, I know you are the snivelling little shit K McEgan, so does everybody else so fuck off. I have secured my twitter page so you cannot see my twittering, you sad cunt.

Matt de Plouquenet said...

Am I alone in thinking Ron Broxted post the most interesting comments here and that his Indy blog is truly wonderful?

Lord Denning said...

Haslam are you a stalker? Or just a Ras Clart who even the Torygraph cannot abide. No book deal for you, cunt!

Johnny Cadillac said...

Lord Denning? You sound like dat Ron Broxted, the short fat middle aged ex mental patient and yosser who pretends he is a black revolutionary and street gangster man, but is really just a sad fat batty bwoy currently hiding in Belfast and supporting the BNP.

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