Wednesday, 24 March 2010

What If....?

How to make a policeman sing


What would you say to Lord Mandleson if you met him on the steps?

What would you say to Jack Straw if he was stood right next to you?

What would you say to Kerry McCarthy if she brushed past you on her way to the vegan organic Tofu bar?

What would you say to Hazel Blears if she looked up at you?

Because I intend to say it. To their faces. On their turf. Where they thought they were so safe, they could spit in your faces and treat our democracy as a personal plaything.

I'm taking stick for joining the Jury Team in my attempt to enter Parliament as the first man with honest intentions. I know some of my readers are astounded. But if I want to throw the moneylenders out, I first need access to the Temple. I've offered you plenty of opportunities to join me on my November 5th walks. I've given you ideas to overthrow the State and do your bit.

And now I'm using an opportunity given to me to put my money where my mouth is. I didn't decide not to free Nick Hogan because a photographer from the Daily Mail was going to be there. And I detest the Daily Mail. I didn't decide not to send the shirts off our backs to Gordon Brown because it was environmentally unfriendly.

I am fully aware that the hunter is to become the hunted if it gets the job done - It is only natural for people to panic when a live tiger enters the village. To those pouring abuse on me, forget it. I've been doing this for too long to be offended (or indeed, care).

As far as I'm concerned, it's game on. And if, by any chance, I do enter the House of Commoners, you will see things you have never seen before and your grandchildren will discuss in school history lessons. I absolutely guarantee it.

And yes, I will campaign for a choice of smoking and no smoking pubs. Vehemently.

66 comments:

Max the Impaler said...

Bravo OH...The very best of luck to you.

lilith said...

go for it!

defender said...

I for one, am proud of you.
Anyone who can critise you standing for election are nothing but moaners who are quite happy to stand by and let others do the work while moaning and whinning like the cunts they are.
The fact is they have no bottle and no intention of doing anything but winge, as the Aussies call us whinging poms because of the likes of them.
Good on you OH, I would give you a hand but as you will know I am busy helping my lot.
nuff respect.

Old Holborn said...

If you want a Guy Fawkes in Parliament, then as far as I can see, I'm the only chance you've got.

We can argue the recipe for gunpowder later

Anonymous said...

Fuck it Holby how can you run Cambridge when you can't even control a troll like Ron/Haslam?

Billy Blofeld said...

Well said that man.

Ron Broxted Esq said...

OH, good luck and I hope you get elected as opposed to some BNP knuckle dragging BNP bastard. I would not vote for you personally as you are a kaffir. But be warned what happened to doctor Kelly. I am under cyber attack by the spooks or even the Chinese for my single handed campaign to Free Tibet, and for daring to flog my memoirs to a Sunday newspaper.
I have blogged on it, read it carefully and be warned.

Welcome to Paranoia? Blaming the forces of evil and the lizard men from outer space, or nearer home maybe?

Guess what? I had gone back to February 2009 to look something up for a meeting in England with the Sunday newspaper people. I noticed the flag-counter on one blog post (previously having a couple of hits from dozens of nations) had only one from here. Mine. What has happened? Whole swathes of posts untouched then, equally it seems things "gone". Counters for Ireland, Britain and the U.S appear all the way back to a year ago. With recent hits. The Chinese? No, they have left some scathing posts about Tibet alone. Finland? Who is having a look from the Costa Blanca? Middle Eastern blogs again were either untouched or had been messed with. Any computer experts out there that can assist? Purely accidental or is it something else?
Subjects as diverse as Ethiopian sausages, the Papacy, My abusive experiences with Father O'Tool,Bread and Butter puddings from Malaysia, Stephen Hasseloff, I love you off, and me being an SB tout Northern Ireland were devoid of flag-counters. Since 8th March by the look of it.
Even more strange is the fact that nobody ever comments on my Indy blogs except for me. There are strange forces at work attempting to gag me. Be warned.

Dazed And Confused said...

To decry the hypocrisy of the 646 with words on a blog is not affirmative action you fucking whinging dummies.

Holborn may well be a cunt, but he's our cunt.

If he reneges on that oath then we'll have his balls later...

Period.

Anonymous said...

The Jesus analogy is a bit crass.
I suspect you will not throw out the moneylenders, but will set up shop next to them!

In order to survive, you must (and will) need to obey their laws. This is the law of their Temple.

Oleuanna said...

You are saying all the right things....

Now why does that feel familiar...

hmm? It will come to me...

Solid said...

Dear H, you permit some fuckwit from MI5 to post bits out of another blog, put up a load of gay shite (he DOES have a problem!) Ain't a great advert.

You are a.... said...

You will find it far harder to establish a police state than to dismantle one. It is not that the people are in contempt of court, but that the courts are held in contempt by the people.

Anonymous said...

OH, ask the people who are decrying you standing as a PPC what they think you should be doing instead. Then ask them how many of these things THEY are currently doing. Silence will be the stern reply I think. Good luck with your endeavors.

Old Holborn said...

Out of interest, with the help of Anna Raccoon, I set a trace on Ron Broxted and all his alter egos who post here last night.

I know exactly who he is (and it really did surprise me).

And I say to him, best of luck on May 13th.

And if he continues to post here, I'll see him on May 13th

Bertie said...

Moneylenders / temple
Keywords that appeal to the Christian-Fascist-Right... are you perhaps their new Messiah?

I think we should be told!

caesars wife said...

Just in case any of you havent got the gist of wonk socialist ecnomics

1997 £6bn defiecet
£350bn debt

2010 £167bn defiecet
£860bn debt

simples !

Pat Nurse said...

Good luck OH. I'll be rooting for you and I will donate my share towards your Campaign fund pot on payday :)

Jess The Dog said...

I think it is quite possible you will succeed. If so, I will relocate to Cambridge as the bastion of freedom in the UK!

Vladimir said...

I loved the Jesus analogy. Assumed it was a muted reference to B&D's post from earlier today. As in "Yes, I am the political Messiah, thankyou for noticing, Mr Demetriou".

But if I'm going to comment I should at least say something serious. And here it is. I have followed OH's blog, on and off, for nearly 18 months. During that time there have been some great articles, lots of drama bombs involving other bloggers, and more than a few publicity stunts (with varying success). Based on what I know, I do not think OH will make a good MP. He is too similar to the existing lot. He is about popularity rather than principle.

However, if he can get himself elected, then he is welcome to it.

Giolla said...

"in my attempt to enter Parliament as the first man with honest intentions."

Second surely, though the first was a long time ago.

Old Holborn said...

"I do not think OH will make a good MP. He is too similar to the existing lot"

As I thought I had made quite clear, abuse and insults do not work on me.

Now, remind me. Exactly how is standing as an anonymous, faceless candidate going to do the person behind the mask any favours?

I am recommending that everyone gets themselves a mask and calls themselves Old Holborn.

Don't worry, I'll take the blame.

(Ps. Are B&D standing anywhere? Thought not)

sushiguru said...

You have my support, even if, from up here, that doesn't amount to much.

As a fellow libertarian, I urge you to go for it, and hit 'em where it hurts. Which must be the money grabbing little shits' pockets...

And for everyone else, just image how much the establishment would shit itself if hundreds of us had the balls to do what OH is doing? Just that show of citizen intention would make them cack their pants (or for Mandelson, panties).

Joe Public said...

Good luck OH, you're free to follow your own agenda.

Unlike those who have to follow their Party Line, irrespective of their constituent's or personal opinions.

It takes Balls, Time & Money to do what you're doing. Ignore the snipers.

Happy voter said...

The dirty tricks brigade in full swing i see.
Go get 'em boy!

Anonymous said...

He follows the JURY TEAMS agenda, that and the Christian Fascists.

Summer_Breeze said...

O.H. - The peoples hoon!
That could catch on you know. lol :-)

Anyway for those intent on putting a damper on O.H.'s efforts...
How else, precisely, do you suppose we are going to effect a real sea change in the way that British politics is run, unless we get some of our guys ( 'n' gals ) into parliament?
It has to be changed from the inside. There is no other way. Unless of course, you know different and can provide us with some decent ideas, as to how we can achieve a fundamental change in the system.
In other words, put up or shut up! At least O.H. is trying, which is perhaps more than can be said for the dissenters on here. Or maybe, you are part of the status quo and are frightened that O.H. and others like him, will win and will make sure that those who support the current system, will be out of a job.


Just a shame that it doesn't seem that anyone from my neck of the woods will be standing for the Jury Team, this time round.
I have been in touch with Sir Paul and have offered my leafleting and door knocking services but sadly it seems no candidates have been listed locally ( yet ). So if you are in my area and are still ooohing and ahhhing about standing, get you name down now and I promise, that I will be there to help you.

The Fat Councillor said...

Go for it. Any fucker sitting on the sidelines gobbing off should either stand themselves or shut the fuck up.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Ten out of ten for making a stand! It doesn't matter so much if you lose, but that you stood up for the peasants!

If you don't have a resident troll, you're not saying much.

Corrugated Soundbite said...

Keep being a bastard, OH. The right kinds of people seem to hate it.

Hopalong Heffron said...

Dear Mr Old Holborn, Tracing Ron? The real one is in Ireland and not standing for election. The false one is a Ras Clart Maximus.

SorenK said...

Promise to save Strawberry Fair from the Polis and u will get my vote.

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Cambridge/Plug-is-pulled-on-Strawberry-Fair.htm

TheBigYin said...

And don't forget OH, once you become Prime Mentalist, to give them the MASTER treatment.

Rogerborg said...

Ooh, a tiger? Get her. Rrrrarr.

I'd have gone rabid hamster, or at most disgruntled stoat, but best of British to you. I hope you have a blast.

Old Holborn said...

"Promise to save Strawberry Fair from the Polis and u will get my vote.

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Cambridge/Plug-is-pulled-on-Strawberry-Fair.htm"

They didn't publish my comment from earlier today. Can't think why.

I'll be speaking to them tomorrow.

You can too if you like. After all, your voice is more imporatnat than mine

chris.havergal@cambridge-news.co.uk

01223 434 427

Sir Toby Belch said...

Hopalong Hefron yet another ID of the sick mother fucker known as K McEgan/Broxted? I just love it when he attempts to sound like a West Indian Yardie. What a cunt, if OH promises to have put back in Rampton for the rest of his wretched life, I can personally guarantee him many undergraduate votes for the Cambridge parliamentary seat he is seeking. Yes OH, most of them are registered to vote there and not at their home addresses.

SorenK said...

OH - thought u might like this.

http://runningclam.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/placa-de-george-orwell.jpg

and thx for looking into the SF thing. C U in Cambridge. I'll be the one dressed as a scruffy Danish philosopher...

stevie said...

Youd get my vote (if I lived there!)

Anonymous said...

OH...

I do wish you the best of luck in your endeavor...

Not that American Politics should mount to a hill of beans, but there was a man who tried to do as you are, and made political office, the president verifies Lord Acton's Axiom. I certainly hope you can defy it...

Old Holborn said...

Henry, I'm warning you.

Peter said...

GO OH! go give em some shit served on a bed of rocket leaves on the finest dinner set

Marchamont Needham said...

Very well sir, what are your policies on:

1. The handgun ban.
2. MP's remuneration levels
3. The legal standing of parliament vs the 1689 Bill of Rights - i.e. which has supremacy
4. The dire state of the teaching of mediaeval history in our schools and universities.
5. The Attorney General and head of the CPS being political appointments.

Old Holborn said...

1. The handgun ban. - ridiculous.
2. MP's remuneration levels - slash and burn
3. The legal standing of parliament vs the 1689 Bill of Rights - i.e. which has supremacy - 1689, even if it means Morley gets off
4. The dire state of the teaching of mediaeval history in our schools and universities.- our history belongs to us.
5. The Attorney General and head of the CPS being political appointments. - sod the CPS. Idiots.

Next?

Vladimir said...

"As I thought I had made quite clear, abuse and insults do not work on me."

Not an insult, just an opinion. If you want to be an MP, then you are a politician, and your politics are absolutely open to criticism from anyone. Including those who are not standing for Parliament, and those who have no intention of ever doing so (like myself).

Personally, I am fed up of politics being exclusively about personality, publicity and appealing to the masses. That's what I would change if I could, because that's why the system is so rotten. Every dictator is a man of the people.

Marchamont Needham said...

Next may be a small donation come payday.

Demon said...

Holby,
Before I donate I'd like to see something along the lines of the Nick campaign, i.e.how much do you need and a running total until the final sum is reached.
The way I see it is there are two ways to change the system; either from the inside via election, or basically violent revolution. Personally I'm getting to the point where either option works for me, but lets try the accepted method first

Lapua .338 works very well for the second option

Anonymous said...

Best of luck from here inside Stasi America. Maybe a change of wind there might blow across the sea and strike our shoreline where the people still seem to be sleeping. If it can happen there, it can happen here - and vice versa, things originating here have migrated to over there. It's been an international effort among the ruling elite on all continents, so why not among the opposition. The idea of having an option for choice among the pubs sounds good to me. Perhaps I'll visit UK one day, if you get things that far along, even though I don't smoke, just to see a real lively smoking pub in the old tradition, or just to see the sight of people having a freedom of choice, it's the principal of the matter. Best of luck again from deep inside the US, who reads your blog regularly. But you should already know by the response to your Nick Hogan fund that you are being read internationally, not just among your home base.

Anonymous said...

"Old Holborn, 24 March 2010 20:42

If you want a Guy Fawkes in Parliament, then as far as I can see, I'm the only chance you've got."

No, I don't agree. In fact I think this is a self-deluded assessment of your own importance.

They (the 645) will treat you as an unthreatening curiosity and you will likely be feted by the BBC.

Nick Griffin, on the other hand, will be treated (if he is elected) as a true Pariah in that house of whores.

That is the difference between you and Griffin.

He is the real Guy Fawkes.

Anonymous said...

There are rumours that you are a non-caucasian? Hence why in all of your photos your hands are never shown, nor is any other piece of your skin.

Matt Davies said...

Get in there and show them up OH. Your mission is to take a great big dump on their cozy consensus in the traitor's parliament.

You're just the man to do it.

Then this country's people might start getting SERIOUS about politics again, instead of letting liars and scum hijack our country.

I am Stan said...

There are rumours that you are a non-caucasian? Hence why in all of your photos your hands are never shown, nor is any other piece of your skin.


Yo Bro!....................

Gimme some skin bruv aaaaawww! :-)

I am Stan said...

What would you say to Hazel Blears if she looked up at you?


What you looking at thief?


Go get em Bro!,I knew you was a brother!!!!

The Penguin said...

Sorry to disappoint any brothers, but Old Holborn is from indigenous white stock.

I do hope that the twats running (?) the House of Horrors don't try bringing in some rule about "not wearing masks" - though if they do the Yuman Rites Nonsense may assist in OH being allowed the same privileges as (say) some Muslim female in a Burkha.

My own worry is that one independent MP won't be able to actually change very much as the party machines are all stacked against meaningful change. Vested interest. However, fingers crossed and I'm all for the buggeration and annoyance that OH will wreak.

The Penguin.

I am Stan said...

Sorry to disappoint any brothers, but Old Holborn is from indigenous white stock.


Ah well,it matters not :-)

Simon said...

Fair play OH. I couldn't do it and I freely admit that.

Here's an illo I did to congratulate you!

Wossat? said...

About time someone's decided to stand on an anti thieving cunt ticket.

Kick their arses, OH. Do it large!

Uncle Marvo said...

Can't do better than what Dazed and Confused said.

Apart from to say I'm not happy about the tpuc logo down there vvvv because when you go on to that very site you are immediately faced with Mr Ray StClair, who is a cunt. As you know.

wv:skint

Chief_Sceptic said...

To echo the sentiments of many - go get them, OH ! ...

Yes, one man won't overturn the system alone, it'll be a bloody good start ...

" The anti lying bastard ticket " ...

p.s. - I donated already ...

Anonymous said...

Apparently Esta Rancid sought Jury Team finance before settling upon her own independent monies so she would'nt be restricted by their agendas.

So much for you OH.

Amiss said...

I've met OH and hes bloody whiter than white.

Though how does this matter?

Des said...

Ive donate my next week dole chq!

Michael-J said...

It dont matter where he black or white, he alright!

Raymonf St. Clair said...

Send me your OldHolby donations:
http://www.raymondstclair.com/

Like me, Holby fights for your freedom, and we as brothers respect the hard earned monies that figth for TRUE freedom.

Freedom of Common Law.

F0ul said...

Nice Idea and I'm sure your ego will get the inflating that it wants!

In reality, Westminster is a joke by today, its where they let people talk nonsense while the real work goes on in Steering groups in Brussels.

As for honest intentions - what PR fluff. I knew someone who became an MP once. He was a proper idealist before he got enough votes - now he's a bloated old windbag. Talks the talk for the troops, but never gets caught rocking the boat away from the cameras.

If you don't go down this route, you will get painted as the Lord Sutch of our generation - lucky you! :)

Ruth said...

All I can say that in joining the Jury Team you have joined the Establishment.
Just look at the creditials of the man, Sir Paul Judge, who established Jury Team:
Director General of the Conservative Party,
Ministerial Adviser to the Cabinet Office etc etc
Maybe your role was to act as a rebel and gather a following of similar thinking people and then to channel them into the political system, which is basically a sham to make people think they live in a democracy. Major political decisions are not made by the government in power but by the Establishment.
You are either naive or in cahoots with the enemy.

Kevin Boatang said...

"Are B&D standing anywhere"

Point? No one posting here is, the vast majority of the 60+ million people int his country aren't.

Are they not allowed to point out that yuo are sharing a platform with ahrd right nationalists, religious extremists and that you are a homophobic anti-semite? something you are yet to distance yourself from.

That's your shitty reponse to any question isn't you arrogant prick 'Who are you, do you not know who I am'

You want to join the 646 after all this time of wanting to burn them all. Not hypocritical at all is it.

Mike said...

I hope you sent the caption about the Soviet Utopia direct to the cunt Brown-I did!

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