Monday, 15 March 2010

too stupid to Vote


As I munch on toast and marmite, with a pint mug of coffee, I notice that Pravda has an interesting new angle on the election this morning. Instead of reporting policy, or manifestos, they have decided to commission a report into whether voters are too stupid to vote.

Now I don't vote. I decided to remove myself from the electoral register because I value my privacy. Yes, I know this is illegal and punishable with a fine of up to £1000 but I reckon if the Politburo can't find half a million gun toting Albanian and Somali gangsters wandering around the UK, their chances of finding me are pretty slim.

We know that Asian women are too stupid to vote (anything other than Labour) due to the large amount of postal vote fraud commited by various Labour Councillors. We know that many white Labour voters have decided that as they are no longer represented by their Fabian masters and are headed over to the BNP. We know that ballot boxes are interfered with. We know that our MPs are thieves and liars and beholden to party whips who are in turn beholden to their backers, whether it be the Scottish malcontents drunk on Union power or offshore trillionaires.

The response that we are not happy about this is to simply imply that we are too stupid to make the important decisions required by the electorate. The arrogance is simply breathtaking

But Professor Paterson sees a second and even greater danger: that the elites themselves start pandering to popular prejudices.
Hitler was democratically elected.
"We require people to have minimum skills to drive a car," he said.

"So how can it be that you're not required to be qualified at all to cast your vote for the state that rules everything?"
On May 6th, I confidently predict a bumper story for Eastenders, plus England vs Germany at Wembley followed by X-Factor Come Dancing topless celebrity darts, live from Roehampton. On BBC 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.

If I did vote, I'd for anyone who has never stood for Parliament before, because sure as hell, the utter distain held for the electorate by the 646 bastards currently shitting in our faces is frankly beyond belief.

I fully expect a 100% turnout, just as Saddam and Stalin did.

33 comments:

Happy voter said...

You take all the fun out of my once in five years chance to feel "I make a difference"

Anonymous said...

They should vote for honest people:
http://www.omrlp.com/

Kinderling said...

"We require people to have minimum skills to drive a car,"

Of all the worthless degrees given out to people who cannot construct a coherent thought let alone a sentence, at least driving a car means you have to be able to do it.

Entering politics should not have a solicialist bench-mark.

Anonymous said...

"...start pandering to popular prejudices."

When did they ever NOT do this?

The Paragnostic said...

OH - the driving the car quote is from Gordon Graham, who uses it in the context of an argument against the overpowering influence of the state in our lives, pointing out that the acceptance of the overarching state as the provider of everything in our lives, and the subsequent infantilisation of the population, is bad for freedom - freedom of thought, of action and of the individual.

The guy is basically a libertarian in the old tradition, albeit a very pessimistic one.

The 'hitler was elected' is a typical snide Pravda aside added by the 'journalist', though.

some bloke said...

Just got this off Bloomberg:

"The pound has lost 6.2 percent in 2010 on speculation a budget gap will skewer the currency: Either record borrowing will push debt costs higher and force policy makers to print more money to buy bonds, or lawmakers will cut spending too fast and trigger a new recession. Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s government estimates the deficit will hit 12.6 percent of gross domestic product, almost as high as the 12.7 percent in Greece that drove European leaders to consider a bailout.

“The risk of a U.K. double dip is substantial,” said Hans-Guenter Redeker, London-based head of foreign-exchange strategy at BNP Paribas SA, which predicts an additional 13.6 percent drop to $1.31 by the end of 2010. “Sterling is increasingly trading like an emerging-market currency with rising bond yields no longer working in favor of the currency.”

There you go. We move ever closer to a Zimbabwean economy under Gormless Gordon's skeweredship. No suprises there, then.

"Donger" Gonhorrea-Haslam, RN. said...

It is mandatory in some nations. Shouldn't a vote be earned? Asian females too stupid? Yes like Doctors, newsreaders, pharmacists...

bofl said...

funny thing about these 'acedemics'.they all think they know something and are above everyone else.

so did ceaucescu.

McEgan's Mummy said...

""Donger" Gonhorrea-Haslam, RN., (Real Name K.McEgan) 15 March 2010 10:02

It is mandatory in some nations. Shouldn't a vote be earned? Asian females too stupid?"

It looks like you've upset your resident 'anti-racist', UAF supporting, left-wing blog-troll, Mr Holborn.

He won't have a bad word said against those pet minorities of his.

Uncle Marvo said...

Has anyone got a copy of this Celebrity Topless Darts?

I'd like to see it.

wv:pervo

RantinRab said...

Tom Harris wants everyone in Glasgow not registered to vote to be prosecuted

Uncle Marvo said...

Tom Harris is mad.

Does anyone know what he's trying to say?

Democracy is about choice. Choice of not being on a register is a choice. I'm not.

Nor is OH, apparently.

Best way.

pandering? more NWO propaganda said...

Anonymous said...
"...start pandering to popular prejudices."

When did they ever NOT do this?

15 March 2010 09:29

they have NEVER pandered to the public, the NWO will not allow it unless it coincides with thier plan.

think iraq, eussr etc, not popular pandering there.

if you mean NWO media fed morons THINKING THEY CAN MAKE INFORMED DECISIONS BECAUSE THE NEVER MISS PRAVDA PROPAGANA SOLD AS `NEWS` BUILDING A FALSE CONSENSUS BASED ON CRASS LIES LIKE THE GLOBAL WARMING HOAX THE YOU WILL FIND IT IS THE MASSES PANDERING TO THE GOVERMENT!

Considering democracy ias all but dead thanks to the EU, the corrupt media and lord placements, the fact that they deride the public says much about this c*nt as it does about the electorate, it seems they are certainly more intelligent than him, who is no doubt a NWO stooge anyway!

the only true anti nwo party, is currently being witch hunted by the labour wing of the NWO.

sorry about the caps!

WHICH GOES TO PROVE THAT IF DEMOCRACY CHANGED ANYTHING FUDERMENTAL THEY WOULD BAN IT - THEY ARE DOING ALL THEY CAN TO DO JUST THAT AS WE SPEAK.

Anonymous said...

McEgan's been sacked by Swiss Bob, over on the Daily politics blog.

About fucking time. A committed U.A.F. activist twat, writing for a Libertarian blog? How the fuck did that come about?

Dick the Prick said...

To be fair it's oxymoronic in that to vote is stupid so by not voting one transcends into intelligence.

Pop that in yer fucking pipe and smoke it - cunts!

Katz said...

Anonymous, the man is an utter cunt in all his various blogging disguises. He was converted to the Islamic faith whilst in prison he told me so. He now attends the Masjid daily for prayers because he is shit scared of getting another beating. The idle fucker has never worked in his life and would appear to be seriously mentally ill.

Alamo's Mum is a cunt and whore. said...

D.G.Haslams real name is D.G Haslam. The whole "McEgan" thing. Wrong name. As to Swiss Bon WTF happened there? BNP are starting to crap themselves (rightly) as to what the UAF will do next. Great that Alamo has been run orf the Torygraph, his gay porn innueno bored the fuck out of any blogger with an IQ higher than Tim Carrs. 99% of the globe then, eh?

Cunt Spotter said...

Anoymous, are you alluding to his latest piece of left-wing shite he posted concerning the BNP, which I reproduce below? The deranged cunt is mentally challenged in my opinion.

The resistible rise of the National Front
Saturday, 06 March 2010
The B.N.P look set to take Barking and Dagenham in the forthcoming general election. White working class disillusion focuses on the abandonment of them by the two main parties who vie for Middle England. As with extremes of both sides, far left and right the first question on the agenda is "When is the split?"
It now looks as if the B.N.P are perceived as soft (!) by certain elements who are disgusted at Griffin's wish to become mainstream. Eddie Morrison has been around for a long time. He is accused of being a tout (police informer) amongst other crimes. Amidst this the curious thing is the resurgence of the National Front. Major players in my youth during the 1970s they are now an (even) sadder adjunct to the B.N.P.
The "National Alliance" are yet another collection of misfits preaching "racial purity" (so no geneticists there, then). With links to far right groups in the United States especially, they were a former Morrison hobby horse. It is hard to keep tabs on the wilder fringes of Neo-Nazism but N.A are not alone. There is also the "Wolf's Hook White Brotherhood" (honestly, that is their title) who accuse all the other factions of ideological and racial impurities.
Finally, I am reminded of the quote "Marxism is the non Aryan granny of the B.N.P." It does seem particularly apt these days, especially in light of today's successful action by the U.A.F at Millbank in blocking a E.D.L march.

Author: Ron Broxted (After Watt)

Katz said...

Confusion.

Monday, March 15, 2010, 12:02 PM GMT [Creative Writing]

Here is some more of this morons crap from my telegraph where he blogs as Shanghai. Kevin Edward McEgan aka Ron Broxted is a real tool! The short arsed cockney mutant should be put out of his misery.

I see "Dazed and Confused" has gone off line. This "charming" neo-Nazi blogger couldn't get my name right either. (It is on another site, dear)The blogosphere has become a battle ground between us (U.A.F) and the far right. Todays news is good, we are denying Combat 18 a platform. Onwards and upwards, we are winning. Finally, isn't it nice and calm today?

Admiral Everbeenhad'Berry said...

When I was Admiral of the fleet I would have had him keel hauled. Mind you most of his kind would have soon been discovered and dishonourably discharged. They were viewed as a threat to moral amongst their fellow ratings.

Ras Clart Haslam said...

Ho ho you wankers are losing the war. Break out de Red Stripe.

Anonymous said...

I'll be voting for the party that dare not speak its name. If there's not a candidate from there I think my option will be to write 'none of these thieving cunts' in red on my paper. As least that'll manage to upset someone.

Anonymous said...

Wht a fuckwit! Academics always think the sun shines out of there own a***.I know quite a few very intelligent people who choose not to drive - does that mean they're too stupid to vote, in his opinion?.

Uncle Marvo said...

Did you mean:

What a fuckwit! Academics always think that the sun shines out of their own a***s. I know quite a few very intelligent people who choose not to drive - does that mean they're too stupid to vote, in his opinion?

It's English. You may not recognise it.

K McEgan is a cunt said...

OH, Nice to see that 'I wish I was black' After Watt K.McEgan I'm a real Mong Broxted, has already lost the plot so early in the week. Frightening to think he is allowed on public transport.

Katz said...

Whatever McEgan chooses to call himself here or elsewhere he remains a pathetic little nonce who pretends he is black. Watch out kiddies he gets on facebook also.

Dicksucker Gobshite Haslam, R.N. said...

Yes that is true Katz. I am glad my dear old Mum Mrs Haslam of Downham Market, Norfolk cannot be harmed by the psycho. She is busy now with that new Polish lodger Wladislaw. He is helping her "put up shelves". She sent me to sit on the park bench with my pal Kevin The Dosser. Well, I say pal, but he fucks me hard with his huge black donger. He did my Mum a few days ago. Very reasonably priced. Sigh. Why can't I join EDL like all the other retard here?

Brownout said...

I see (I wish I was really black) McEgan aka Ron Broxted is now getting desperate and having to invent new names to post his UAF Gay crap under? Funny how nobody takes the little retard seriously. Could it be because he is such a cunt?

JOSEPH KABILA SUCKS BIG WHITE ELEPHANT DICK said...

7 million dead in the continuing african-world-war

western protectionism leaves africans scrapping over the handful of products which the united states and european union permit to be imported without the imposition of high tariffs eg. coltan for mobile-phones and computers - yet cameron and obama, the slay-as-you-go oyibo protectionist cunts are glad to do business with the corrupt rwandan-born imposter-president of the democratic republic of congo, joseph kabila, who has allowed rwandan troops to rape and murder his own civilians during the ongoing military campaign to pillage valuable minerals from the eastern congo. for cameron and obama it's 'slave-coltan good, cheap staple-food bad', and don't anyone dare come to me with kenyan-export flowers grown on the white-man's farms - they will never be laid on the unmarked genocide-graves of the congolese millions. the blood crocus.

JOSEPH KABILA SUCKS BIG WHITE ELEPHANT DICK said...

7 million dead in the continuing african-world-war

western protectionism leaves africans scrapping over the handful of products which the united states and european union permit to be imported without the imposition of high tariffs eg. coltan for mobile-phones and computers - yet cameron and obama, the slay-as-you-go oyibo protectionist cunts are glad to do business with the corrupt rwandan-born imposter-president of the democratic republic of congo, joseph kabila, who has allowed rwandan troops to rape and murder his own civilians during the ongoing military campaign to pillage valuable minerals from the eastern congo. for cameron and obama it's 'slave-coltan good, cheap staple-food bad', and don't anyone dare come to me with kenyan-export flowers grown on the white-man's farms - they will never be laid on the unmarked genocide-graves of the congolese millions. the blood crocus.

JOSEPH KABILA SUCKS BIG WHITE ELEPHANT DICK said...

7 million dead in the continuing african-world-war

western protectionism leaves africans scrapping over the handful of products which the united states and european union permit to be imported without the imposition of high tariffs eg. coltan for mobile-phones and computers - yet cameron and obama, the slay-as-you-go oyibo protectionist cunts are glad to do business with the corrupt rwandan-born imposter-president of the democratic republic of congo, joseph kabila, who has allowed rwandan troops to rape and murder his own civilians during the ongoing military campaign to pillage valuable minerals from the eastern congo. for cameron and obama it's 'slave-coltan good, cheap staple-food bad', and don't anyone dare come to me with kenyan-export flowers grown on the white-man's farms - they will never be laid on the unmarked genocide-graves of the congolese millions. the blood crocus.

JOSEPH KABILA SUCKS BIG WHITE ELEPHANT DICK said...

7 million dead in the continuing african-world-war

western protectionism leaves africans scrapping over the handful of products which the united states and european union permit to be imported without the imposition of high tariffs eg. coltan for mobile-phones and computers - yet cameron and obama, the slay-as-you-go oyibo protectionist cunts are glad to do business with the corrupt rwandan-born imposter-president of the democratic republic of congo, joseph kabila, who has allowed rwandan troops to rape and murder his own civilians during the ongoing military campaign to pillage valuable minerals from the eastern congo. for cameron and obama it's 'slave-coltan good, cheap staple-food bad', and don't anyone dare come to me with kenyan-export flowers grown on the white-man's farms - they will never be laid on the unmarked genocide-graves of the congolese millions. the blood crocus.

Fausty said...

Politicians should have to pass a test before being allowed to stand for election.

What we have now is over 600 drossified, corrupt, power-hungry, glory-seeking, lazy, money-grabbers who have nearly ruined this country - and plan to do more of the same. All of them!

I concur - It's UKIP for me.

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