Sunday, 28 March 2010

++Lord of the Pies++


“Now is the time to rid ourselves of the remaining rump of hereditaries in the Lords. They are an offence against democracy.” - John Prescott, 2004


“We’ll just have to take each day at a time, and see how it goes,” said Mrs Prescott, 2010

Prescott to join the Lords

16 comments:

418 said...

“After everything she’s been through, it’s probably the least he can do.”

It would be better if the departing Brown made Pauline a peeress in her own right then Pie-Man could remain as plain old Mr Prescott.

Ampers said...

This is the best reason I know for heeping the Lords all hereditary!

At least we had sensible intelligent people there who did a good job of checking legislation.

someday said...

OMG FFS Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

418 said...

Yes: Baroness Prescott of Kingston upon Hull in the County of Yorkshire, by the Grace of God, peeress ... you may now bow.

Ruth said...

God the three in that picture certainly fell out of the Ugly Tree - and hit evey branch on the way down!

Maybe 'the offence against democracy' will make up for Pieman's alleged lack of manhood?

Rogerborg said...

Read carefully:

Apolitical non-partisan hereditary Lords with no masters but their own conscience: Eevil.

Bitter small minded unaccountable political apparatchik "life peers" with axes to grind until Doomsday? Double-plus Good!

418 said...

Rogerborg, surely you don't mean Pauline of York.

Kit said...

The House of Lords, a dustbin for political toxic waste and human sewage.

Anonymous said...

Will JP accept being appointed to HOL despite his promises never to do so?

Ofcourse he will, breaking promises is second nature to Labour and then he'll put the blame on his wife!

418 said...

What was that other thing Prescott blamed Pauline for? He's not only an adulterer but ungallant. A pig really.

Anonymous said...

John Prescot. Never knowingly understood.

Paulines withered minge said...

The ultimate act of class betrayal.

Ron Broxted Esq said...

I have often been called "That Big Cunt Ron, the blow-hard man of the Indie" I will adopt this as my new title. Even if and when I am eventually prosecuted for my part in the death of communism and the IRA.
I wish,I wish I was a real reporter or a proper writer like little Joe Smoe, instead of being a third rate and balm pot blogger just like my current squeeze Colin (Frugal) Berry......Cont on page 75..Free Tibet.

Zaphod Camden said...

Good God. Is there nothing these people won't do to keep their snouts at the trough? (that's a rhetorical question by the way)

I'm reminded of John Lennon's comment in 1965 when the Beatles got their MBE's "I always thought you had to drive a tank and win a war for an MBE".

Half a century on and they're thinking about making this guy a Lord?

FFS.

418 said...

I'm not a great Beatles fan but they brought more entertainment to the World than that fat pig Lord Prescott of Two Jags. Give fatty Prescott's pissage to the surviving Beatles jointly and severally; let them make use of it.

Talking of Liverpool and Roman Catholics, did you know that the Vatican is about to beatify Tony Blair, DURING HIS LIFETIME, I kid you not.

See here:

http://www.vatican.va/news_services/or/or_eng/blair.html

hunkofjunk said...

Diary entry, 29th March 2010.

"Monday started with a joyous dawn chorus and an elightening and amusing journey into work with a fellow commuter. The journey was all the better for the tea trolley patrolling the train throughout the journey.

Arrived at work. Read Old Holborn...

Accidently stabbed self with pencil. Bleeding eventually stopped but in some pain for rest of day,

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