Thursday, 4 March 2010

Give your vote to the 3rd world

Give us your vote!!

A fellow seditionary pointed out a rather good wheeze to me this morning. If you feel like it, you can give your vote in the upcoming general election to someone from Afghanistan, Bangladesh or Ghana. No. Really

Together, for the first time in history, we are taking democracy across borders.

The UK makes decisions about climate change, migration, poverty and war that directly affects millions around the world. There is no democratic means for those outside the UK to have a say in how these decisions are made.

We think we can do better than a world where politicians from the strongest countries decide for everyone else.

By giving our votes to people in Afghanistan, Bangladesh and Ghana, we’re giving them a say in the UK decisions that affect them. They can ask the candidates questions and ultimately decide who gets their vote.

This is a call out for big and bold ideas about how we can organise ourselves for a better and more equal world.


Source


Apparently our approach to such matters as climate scam, war, poverty etc is as much their business as it is yours, so feel free to vote whatever suits a Ghanian or Bangladeshi the most.

Perhaps we could tell them to stop smoking as well....

UPDATE




53 comments:

i am going to vote for someone unpleasant if this carrys on said...

ffs.

Because we're young said...

Mikey – “Basically I’ve got something that’s not very valuable to me and is valuable to someone else, so I’m happy to give it away, same thing as being on Freecycle.”

What a tosser. Seriously, is this not a spoof? Surely no-one will actually do it. Who will police it anyway? What if I think a Ghanaian should be voting BNP, and do so accordingly, even if he wants to vote for one of the three main identikit fuckfaces? Who would stop me?

Because we're young said...

Tell you what, should send this to the support group for people who lost sons/husbands/wives/daughters in the Afghan conflict. They'll have a fucking coronary, get it in the Sun and my word these people are in for a kicking.

RantinRab said...

I'm totally fucking gobsmacked. This is a joke, right?

Or some wanky student project?

Anonymous said...

Give your vote to Gordon. It's the same thing.

I am Stan said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...BRILLIANT!!!!FFS.

Un:dhimmi said...

Caption contest, right?

"Give your vote to the Third World... you won't be needing it."

bofl said...

why not?

give them all postal votes.(like labour have done here).

EVERYTHING ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD IS YOUR FAULT IF YOU ARE A WHITE ENGLISHMAN.......

so if people build their homes on a flood plain and have dozens of kids.its whiteys fault!

if africans are starving......yep whitey again!

if daniel arap moi and similar have £millions stacked in switzerland.....whitey!

if the 'king' of swaziland spends £29 million on a new jet while his amigos are dropping like flies?

its all your fault whitey!

apparently only 5% of the money raised by live aid got to the poor starving people!

we do our bit in good faith and then someone shits in your face........

what a nut house we live in.

Oleuanna said...

It has to be a piss take and if it's not...then they really need to understand just what 'equality' means.

Either way...it should be used some how, the abhorrence of the concept will serve to upset at least most of the developing countries....let alone undermine voting in this country….

ffs yes this country needs a radical change from it’s archaic paradigms but that’s just cock spit…and I’m one of those weepy humanitarians…..give me strength…..and their address!

Joe Public said...

That's why Postal Voting was invented.

jez said...

It's a joke - it's got to be a joke? Because if it ain't somebody is due for a bloody good kicking. Who are these clowns? Like "Because we're Young" said above, set the Sun on em. Likewise the Mail - that will get middle England choking on its muisli.

manfromthefuture said...

this worries me somewhat, hoax or not. because it's just this kind of line that leads to massive vote fraud where millions of fictitious, but valid, votes are created elsewhere.

Oleuanna said...

Umm I think the WHITE ENGLISHMAN is kind of falling out of favour for blame to be honest.....BLACK President with WHITE puppet masters I believe is the new White.....

Eurocrats Urge the Government to Dissolve the BNP said...

Eurocrats Urge the Government to Dissolve the BNP http://bnp.org.uk/2010/03/eurocrats-urge-the-government-to-dissolve-the-bnp/

Anonymous said...

Oleuanna said...
Umm I think the WHITE ENGLISHMAN is kind of falling out of favour for blame to be honest.....BLACK President with WHITE puppet masters I believe is the new White.....

4 March 2010 14:09

Err the puppet masters are not white, do some research.

bofl said...

read this and weep.......

http://www.ippr.org.uk/members/download.asp?f=%2Fecomm%2Ffiles%2FDevelopment_Do+points+mean+prizes.pdf

its long but has some real gems like creating gender equality in jamaica!

Twisted Root said...

Well that's not open to fraud is it? It's all run by a group of cuddly people with names like 'Clemmie' and 'Filip', and no they are definately nothing to do with any NGO. No. Not...a...thing. And you are very naughty for even thinking such a thing. Yes you are.
A case for the Electoral Commission I think. Subverting the electoral process. Jailtime minimum.

I am Stan said...

Bofl you sad sack...I`ve never blamed you for any thing....stop being so wet boy and get over yourself!


Or do you have a collective whitey guilt complex?

Because we're young said...

Anonymous you peasant, Oleunna is referring to the well-known mysterious cabal of big oil republican neo-con AGW-denying fascists that are clearly behind every bad thing. Mind you I'm sure she, like me, is in the pay of this cabal so you probably shouldn't listen to our swivel-eyed ramblings anyway, even though we control everything.

I am Stan said...

Holby!,there`s only one world,not three.

Unless I missed a couple ,which I doubt!

Free Nepal.

I am Stan said...

Free Cuba.

Anonymous said...

Because we're young said...
Anonymous you peasant, Oleunna is referring to the well-known mysterious cabal of big oil republican neo-con AGW-denying fascists that are clearly behind every bad thing. Mind you I'm sure she, like me, is in the pay of this cabal so you probably shouldn't listen to our swivel-eyed ramblings anyway, even though we control everything.

4 March 2010 15:25

If he is then he is barking up the wrong tree, the real power lies with the international bankers, the rest are their minions.

Heres some education for you you swivel eyes ignoramous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEJdeWvGIZU&feature=related

Middle Seaxe said...

Free Willy

Because we're young said...

Oooh, edukashun, I do like learning, especially from an anonymous poster. I bet it's that Big Oil bloke again, him and his pesky cabal get everywhere.

Cheers fuckface.

Anonymous said...

OH, that is one of your spoofs isn't it?
Just in case it isn't I've been there & made a ouple of suitably non-PC comments.
Send details to the Mail & the Sun - NOW!

Anonymous said...

No offence Kofi but as far as I'm concerned you can FRO. There's enough problems here in the UK with our home-grown political cunts without having the likes of McSnot's mentor & guide Mugabe sticking his oar in over here as well.

Anonymous said...

No offence Kofi but you can FRO. We've got enough troubles in the UK with our own home-grown political cunts without giving the likes of McSnot's guide & mentor Mugabe a free rein as well.

Anonymous said...

Oops! Sorry about the double post. Thought the first one hadn't saved.

Kit said...

Considering how royally the people of the third world have fucked up their own wretched shithole countries we'd have to be retarded to let them have any say in how our country is run.

Apparently we are that retarded.

Demon said...

The web page seems a tad amatuerish but if you follow the link to the f*c****k group the clowns seem to be serious??

WTF!

Man bites dog said...

Just goes to show how fucked up this country is when the people cannot decide wether or not this is a spoof.
Anything's possible in this lunatic asylum.

Anonymous said...

Fuck it. I'm going to vote for the BNP just to spite these cunts. I wasn't going to bother to vote at all before, cuz they're all the fucking same, but if they're going to play silly fuckers, then I can too!

the dark deployer said...

14:00

how about those poor darkie countries get seats in your parliament? then it wouldn't all be your fault, would it whitey?

no fanny famine in zululand apparently said...

14:00

i know, it's an abomination of natural law, init mate? just take a look at how we're lavishing royal banquets on this president zuma character, even tho' he was dissing us just a few days ago. it really took the fucking biscuit when sainsbury's gave him a 'bag for life' - and i thought he'd already got three.

The Beast said...

A keeper at Regents park zoo needs sacking
How the fuck did that gorilla get hold of the keys to his cage and access to both a camera and the internet?

nelson's converse canon said...

22:12

he would have had five, but one divorced the greedy corrupt cunt - and one topped herself poor cow. he's probably going to use that sainsbury's food bag as nobolo for the next 'fiancée' to add to an already fine collection.

exploitation squared said...

15:12

and how's your social complex toning up mate? god you're an annoyingly chirpy little cunt aren't you stan?

apehouse admin said...

22:48

A keeper at Regents park zoo needs sacking

well if you want him in too, we're game, but i thought you only wanted to do the 'double-wildlife' porn-shoot with the gorilla?

UMBONGO said...

Im not letting any Chimpanzees of the Banana Noshers Party have my vote.

Ron Broxted said...

I wish more people would read my wonderful but disjointed ramblings on the Indy live journal site. At present it seem that it is only me and my ex-boyfriend Joe Slackcock who ever write any comments.
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Colin Berry aka The nutty professor said...

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I am Stan said...

@15:12-exploitation squared said...
and how's your social complex toning up mate? god you're an annoyingly chirpy little cunt aren't you stan?


Toning up nicely than you,Yes I am chirpy due to being happy,but I`m not little,in fact I`m quite large as for annoying,well you cant be everyones friend can you?,I am Stan.

Free Nick Hogan!.

Anonymous said...

Hello everyone,

I wondered if someone could coherently outline why they think the 'give your vote' campaign is a bad idea?

All the best,

Phil

Anonymous said...

I see they've removed comments from their site, bunch of cowards.

Anonymous said...

I see they've removed comments from their site - bunch of cowards!

Demon said...

You can still write on their wall at the facebook site....

Go on, you know you want to

miss tabel fountain aka ron broxted's social secretary said...

08:52

well helloooo big man, i've got a window in my arsehole between 3 and 3.30 this afternoon if you want to chirp your way to a higher level of happiness.

I am Stan said...

@ miss tabel fountain aka ron broxted's social secretary said...

well helloooo big man, i've got a window in my arsehole between 3 and 3.30 this afternoon if you want to chirp your way to a higher level of happiness.


I would love to oblige you lady,however I have a prior engagement with some strawberry flavoured massage oil and some Swedish twins who need my assistance with their dry skin.

Free Nick Hogan

I Am Sleepy. said...

Dear I AM Stan I see the resident retard (http://my.telegraph.rnapier) is spouting the usual shite. Yet he wonders why he goes unread? Lengthy gay diatribes, lies about business in India, such a pluperfect cunt. His Mummy never loved him, awww. Jealousy is his hallmark, a tenth rate intellect hiding behind his cunning, it really won't do. He has been run off The Torygraph, fnnr fnnr!

Anonymous said...

Only if I can have a vote in their countries. I promise to colour in my thumb to show I voted...

Serial Shagger said...

I love shagging their women for five quid a go and using condoms with holes in them and leaving them pregnant and then flying back like nothing has happened.

Stupid fuckers.

Anonymous said...

Visited this site again - funny how all the negative comments posted yesterday seem to have disappeared! Obviously either an OH spoof or a Labour site.

Kit said...

Haha! They've wiped out the comments section on their site.

Seems that public reaction wasn't as positive as they expected.....

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