Monday, 29 March 2010

The Clash Of The Midgets- Accountancy At Dawn



The much trailed clash of the Midgets is about to happen

Osborne/Cable/Darling

I cannot be othered to watch this as they pontificate how much of our money they are going to waste in the next five years.

Not one of them is going to advocate Tax refunds, reducing the State to a glimmer of its bloated self.

It is in my eyes it is like a meeting of Mafia Dons planning another robbery, but cannot make their mind up what weapons to use.

8 comments:

Billy Blofeld said...

Guthrum,

I agree. I shan't be watching either.

The politicians are too shit scared of losing the election to bother with any policies that might be too far removed from the current model of consensual failure.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I feel so depressed at the state of my country that I'm going to go and eat worms.

Meanwhile, here's joke.

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER..

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!

Anonymous said...

Quiet on the Moscow front...

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awNrRq-J-lY&feature=player_embedded#

East Germany indded.

woman on a raft said...

Agree.

Tarquin Geezer III said...

WHAT A WASTE OF TIME

All they need to do is stand up on national TV and say

"we're leaving the EU, stopping immigration and chucking out the illegals already here, stopping politically correct rubbish, getting out of afghanistan, cutting all benefits immediatly until the debt is paid off, and stopping all nanny statism"

There would literally be a STAMPEDE to the polls to vote for them.

subrosa said...

I won't be watching. I've ironing to do.

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