Thursday, 18 March 2010

Caption Contest


Photo taken from the fantastically brilliant Glum Councillors Blog

53 comments:

aljahom said...

... and this one has a latex moulding of Mark Oaten's anus.

Doc Trough said...

... this one, for instance, is Mr Vaz' own, personal grease mine.

Guthrum said...

Dinosaur !

caesars wife said...

The missing money is buried here ,but keep it under wraps wont you !

Demetrius said...

That's where I lost my knickers.

Dazed And Confused said...

Our New Labour quango have taught us to point.

Aren't we clever.

relize said...

Rose West and schoolboy break dance in lay-by.

Uncle Marvo said...

And that's where Gordon goes come May the 6th.

Serial Shagger said...

And this is where the bag full of postal votes fell into

Ron Broxted said...

And by the team those 12 Zimbabwean asylum seekers had finished with me, my sphincter looked something like this !

RantinRab said...

Woman - I can fit this many fingers up my wrong 'un.

Man/Boy - And I can fit this many up mine...

Serial Shagger said...

And then Grandad dived down this pothole screaming 'he's no grandson of mine' after telling him about Nicholas joining the Liberal Democrats

Bill said...

As global warming took hold there was irrefutable proof that the reservoir was drying up.

Banksy and his mum unveil new 'suburban' artwork.

Jeremy Clarkson woz here.

Secret location of new Falklands oil rig found left in road.

New logo for London Olympics 2012 revealed.

Woman stabbed in head with metal pole still manages to point to China.

Catflap said...

What is the difference between a pothole and a Female LibDem candidates fanny?
The hole is smaller and the smells better in a pothole.

yardarm said...

Liberal Democrat councillors give incorrect response in arsehole identification test.

The Underdoug said...

Liberal Democrats - Winning Here!

the beast of clerkenwell said...

No comment but


Im a bit of a cunt, but posing by
a hole in the Rd looking angry?

Im thinking of signing on just for a laugh

Gallimaufry said...

This was caused by an asteroid and you laughed at Lembit Opik.

Anonymous said...

I;ve licked it and it tastes like window.

Catflaps very long caption said...

Seriously though,take a good long look at those twonks.
That is your enemy.
Cunts like these allow stinking mosque's to be built in your town.
Bi weekly bin collections and punitive fines for fuck all.
Yep,they did it or by consent allowed it to happen.
Paid Council officials ply them with tea and biscuits,tickle their belly's and blind them with science.Hey presto a 'Wind Farm' is now being built.
The LibLabCon party machine loves these subserviant cunts running your local affairs,it makes implementing party policy a lot easier.
Stay local,get active.Get them cunts out.

Old Holborn said...

Bingo

I doubt any single one of my readers knows when their next public council meeting is.

If I can be arsed to shout at Morley on the steps of Horseferry Magistrates, the least you can do is shout at the people who lost YOUR money in Iceland.

Serial Shagger said...

I do OH but our MP will shit his pants and ring the old bill as soon as 'undesirables' turn up and starting questioning him on his bullshit.

Still though I might do it for a laugh and record it for you.

Old Holborn said...

Council, not MP

Council. These are the fuckers that take your council tax.

MPs just take your income tax, VAT, road tax, NI, flight tax, petrol tax, alcohol and tobacco tax, insurance tax etc etc etc

Practice on the little guys first. Hold them to account.

the fucking Swiss do.

northern smoker said...

"new designated smoking area revealed"

Catflap said...

I used to take this bickering senile old couple who dressed like loons to the shops in my Taxi.
This pair of cunts were councillors for fucks sake.
No one who reads or comments on this blog can say they can't do better than those tits surely.
Me and my partner in crime are activly pulling down the pants of all the wankers in our locality on a regular basis via the press and tv, plus organising anti Eco anything pressure groups.
We fucked off an Eco town bid which looked a dead cert and are now well into fucking off a proposed windfarm.
Being elected is restrictive to folk like us but there is lots to do in other ways.
And it is fucking fun.

Captain Haddock said...

Surely, this is a "Mangeldbum botty leak" ? ..

Anonymous said...

Let's do what the rest of the political parties are doing, point and whine about potholes but ignore 6 million illegal immigrants, crashed economy,welfare carnage, unemployment, out of control Police etc etc

Anonymous said...

Fag end lying in the street proves the need for increased council tax to clean up the hazard and save lives.

Lorenzo said...

Now can you both pose with that great big one in the road where it actually matters, I'll watch your backs. NOT

Pissflaps said...

Point and whine about 6 million illegal immigrants,crashed economy,welfare carnage,unemployment,out of control Police etc etc but ignore the poverty stricken billions who would swap places with us in a heartbeat despite this countries current state.
The amount of shit is relative to where you are in the world.
Potholes..Why not?we have to start somwhere.

Serial Shagger said...

Anyone know how much this being a Councillor racket is worth?

Serial Shagger said...

P.s. here is the guy in the picture;

http://wokinglibdems.org.uk/pages/WillForster.html

Anonymous said...

And this is where I stubbed my little toe and got a settlement for £375,000 from the council (-tax payers). I am scared to go outside now and don't know if I can ever recover from the stress.

Anonymous said...

Woman has pole sticking out of her head and arrow pointing to her crotch. Somebody didnt read the instructions!

caesars wife said...

Feverish meetings at transport house as unite realises strike will hit ruins financial figures for election day .I really dont know about public money being used for political parties which Caroline Lucas seemed to think would work .I think it costs £500 to stand and about £3k for a leaflet campaign , so multiply that by say 7 parties and tax payer will have to find £2500 in standing costs and £21k per constituancey minimum , which will be about £15mn minimum (646 seats). TW was fun ahh (nicely produced)the 80s when you could see how country was going to ruin ,rather than debt being termed investment .
Blair has been keeping £20mn oil investment quiet ,CW thinks Blair should be a good socialist and help the state owned banks that the ruin destroyed ,out like the rest of us , hope hes not non dom or offshore .
Nuclear power ? no goverment assistance ? somthings not blowin in the wind .

easy on the eye productions , guidence on make your own porn home movies , Lib dems certainly arnt like the other parties , could be the money shot .

Anonymous said...

Plenty of material for Ron Broxted-McEgan-Steed to get worked up over here.

Especially since it concerns his two favorite things - Gays and Muslims.

Dutch fury at US general's gay theory over Srebrenica

Do your worst, McEgan.

Ooooh Matron !!!

.243 Win said...

"I don't care what your 'degree course' told you, you little shit - that's definitely where we buried the last Lib-Lab pact".

Newgates Knocker said...

Trout faced Woman; "Yeah, that's right son, just paint a white line round it and let the public think you are actually going to fix the fucker, Work's every time!"

Billy Blofeld said...

After the success of fortnightly bin collection in curbing global warming, the councillors banned lorries from town centres to ensure that labourers in 3rd world countries were no longer exploited.

Tory voters read this and weep! said...

Blue Labours Dave backs political oppression!

welcome to the NWOs version of east Germany! only state approved parties and candidates are allowed.

"Any good headteacher would not have a member of the BNP within a hundred miles of a school. They should be able to fire someone for that reason."

Oh and the UAF extreme left wing terrorists back the statement!

unite against fascism - most ironic!

http://lancasteruaf.blogspot.com/2010/03/heads-should-be-able-to-fire-bnp.html

Not many plastic Libertarians covering this issue, in fact - none.

Guido is state said...

...and off course Guido won't cover it, His NWO controllers won't allow him!

Dave H said...

Lib Dem MPs disagree over marking scene of plaice murder.

Downham Market Cottager said...

Insp Haslam of the Yard cracks another case.

Uncle Marvo said...

Just read Rantin's comment ROFL

Dame Davina Pancake said...

Well, given the little cunt has a degree at all (it's in law apparently), he is hardly literate - from his website we have:

"This new technology will also help us built a low carbon economy by allowing businesses to communicate online not via traveling at a great financial and environmental cost."

And

" the country is recovering from and painful recession"

And

"the Government - whatever colour must investment in our future"

From: http://www.willforster.mycouncillor.org.uk/

No doubt he'll be an MP within ten years. I give up.

Davina x

sarah brown said...

@wokinglibdems I don't suppose you came across my turkey baster did you, only it fell out of the car window

Anonymous said...

1. This is to be the site of the new ant olympics that England has won, it will cost £540 million to build all the venues, but that's only a guess it'll probably be at least 10 times that.

2. After hearing that the kids were doing a new drug called 'pot' we finally tracked down where it comes from...... we will now be going to war with this hole.... can you crunch the figures Gordon so that the armed forces are well stocked ?

Ron Broxted said...

Ron Broxted points out to his mental health social worker that despite years of treatment, he still cannot resist jerking off on anything black.

Ciaran Rehill said...

It's a filthy lie, I never said that, but it's probably true.

Anonymous said...

This is where we buried last years council tax and some cunt's knicked it.

Minekiller said...

Liberal Democrat Cycle Lane

Anonymous said...

Is that Rose West ?

Snotsicle said...

Lib Dum schoolboy and his mum discover new volcano forming in Surbiton

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