Wednesday, 17 March 2010

8.16 Million Unemployed

8 GCSE's in Wayne Rooney studies and a degree in Nail Manicure Techniques does not guarantee you a job shocker

Thanks to the ONS, Ollie has found out that 8.16 MILLION People are "economically inactive" in the UK

Now add the 7 million employed by the State to push bits of paper around desks all day and we're fucked. Proper fucked. Nearly half of the population does fuck all and the other half are taxed to death supporting them. Our national debt has never been higher. Who exactly is going to pay it off?

Emigrate. Buy gold. Get out before they close the borders. We have become East Germany

22 comments:

Uncle Marvo said...

It's not all paper. Someone pushes a broom around as well.

Now, why does nobody answer my honest query about whether that bloke in court in that there other post is one and the same bloke as the pic wot I posted, eh? Eh?

All right. I'm used to being ignored, even when I *am* trying to be helpful. Emily must be my sister.

Anonymous said...

Even the DDR finally collapsed!
And no doubt this State will (in time).

Just watch out for the Zanulab, Zanucon, and limp-dicks selling souls to each other.

Anonymous said...

And even much of the public sector manual work could be done by the prisoners we presently pay to play xboxes in jail.

bofl said...

been saying it for ages........

i highlighted it in the guest post you allowed me some time ago.......

take a look at the wages being offered locally........there are so many jobs with barely minimum wage...
why? because the tax credit system tops up the money!

i know two guys with building related firms.......they ONLY offer minimum wage because the govt. ie everyone else-subsidises the salaries..........

they are both wealthy ....due largely to joe public.........

nice one gordon.............

Catflap said...

15.5 million plus god knows how many in the private sector who service their needs.
Fixing their cars,boilers,windows,sinks and fucking drains.
Fitting carpets,Kitchens,Sky telly and fucking patio's.
Selling food,clothes,Cars,plastic tat and fucking Plasma Telly's.
Being in the private sector only makes you less of the problem,Not the solution.
That is unless you are a true national wealth creator or cater to the creators needs.
So that is about 40 million of us cunts fucked then.

Dazed And Confused said...

If anyone ever wondered why New Labour could never be obliterated completely, here lies the answer....Fucking dependency.

Anonymous said...

Work,work,work
The vast majority of the yonners in
my East Manchester Gulag cant even
spell it ,let alone do it.
It seems the Germans and Japanese
won in the end,as planned ,of course.

It was writen in the Runes .

Ragnors brother in law

bofl said...

think about it.......lots of people have been outed as communist spies/agents/sypathisers........harold wilson,jack jones........

so why bother to attack the uk with force when you can destroy the country financially from within?

we are fucked and owe everybody money....and it is even worse in the u.s.a which has been the driving economic force since the 1930's.....the chinese must be grinning like cheshire cats.......

all achieved by politicians .......

for whose benefit?

thefrollickingmole said...

Gold might be out of most peoples reach at the moment, but silver isnt. But feel free to consider silver, the small change of a non fiat economy.

http://www.metalprices.com/FreeSite/metals/ag/ag.asp

Its shocking the % of populations in most wetern societies that are just useless mouths.
My useless advice, think of a job catering to looking after the useless, or suppling them stuff they want.

I am Stan said...

Mc Donalds are hiring,you can get a qualification you know!

K McEgan said...

I am Stan, not as easy as you make it sound. When I was a teenage revolutionary growing up in Peckham South London, I applied to Mc Donalds to work as a customers services representative. The thought of helping with the children's parties appealed. Sadly after one week I was sacked having been told by the manager that I was a clueless idle cunt. Nice.

microdave said...

"I was sacked having been told by the manager that I was a clueless idle cunt."

Clearly nothing has changed since.....

Uncle Marvo said...

There was a chap went for a job in McDonald's, sweeping up. After a few hours, there he was, leaning on the broom. The undermanager came up and said "what do you think you're doing?" Chap replied "I've got a degree, you know." Undermanager said "sorry, didn't realise," and took the broom, "here, I'll show you how to do it."

Ed P said...

I'm in pedantic mode today: it's GCSEs, without the greengrocer's apostrophe.

RantinRab said...

The part time element should also be factored in.

It's a disgrace the amount of people, particularly men, who work part time. Tax credits top up their income to full time equivalant.

There is no incentive to better oneself.

D.G.Haslam said...

My wife is a Bank manager. Well that is what she tells me as she leaves Downham Market every morning. Odd hours her bank keeps, I saw her in Kings Cross with a large Angolan gentleman. My poor little cock is not enough it seems.

Rogerborg said...

Your figures are vastly misleading. You've forgotten about the millions in "private" industry who are just government contractors with crappy pensions.

Gobshite said...

How does this compare to the early 80's and early 90's?

Obviously, the official figures are a steaming pile of bullshit.

By the same yardstick, how much more are we fucked than these times?

I am not doubting that was are neck deep in it, as Socialists are in charge.

Big Mango said...

We are nowhere like East Germany. They had full employment and the trains ran on time.

Anonymous said...

From your own source: "The number of people in public sector employment was 6.10 million in December 2009".

Not even close to roundable to 7.

But wouldn't be as dog-whistley, eh.

Ron Broxted Esq said...

I admit to being long term unemployed and it's not my fault I was made redundant by the Sanjay the newsagent and lost my paper round. He told me at 49 I was far too old and still had not got a clue. His wife however told me a couple of the young boys had complained that I felt them up when sorting the papers.This was the final straw and I was very angry as I had given them lots of computer games and other presents.
I would really like to be a teacher, but alas it would not be allowed. Ironic a wannabe teacher on the register.

Twat With No Brain said...

Don't you mean a fourth of the population, ball bag?

Even I can do basic maths so I don't know what it says about you, you cunt.

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