Tuesday, 9 March 2010

2pm, Thursday. Rotten Vegetable Day


If any of our readers are not busy on Thursday, they might like to pop down to Westminster Magistrate's court at 2pm to watch four politicians of our House of Common Criminals enter thier "not guilty" pleas. It promises to be great fun. The nearest Tesco Express is just up the road for any last minute vegetable purchases.

Westminster Magistrate's Court.
70 Horseferry Road
London
England
SW1P 2AX

25 comments:

Burn the fuckers said...

The sacrificial pawns? I'm more interested in the vast majority of those thieving, treasonous cunts that have been mysteriously let off the hook. Those in power think these four piffling, insignificant scalps will buy us off. Not as far as I am fucking concerned they wont, matey.

oldfella said...

BtF

AGREE ENTIRELY WITH YOU

maybe PMQs, a full house and a few buckets of petrol could do the trick???

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Sacrificial prawns more like. Let's put 'em on the barbecue!

Uncle Marvo said...

Is anyone allowed in? I imagine it will be quite busy, even though it is right in the middle of pubtime.

Let me know, I fancy a day out.

Anonymous said...

So as well as allegedly defrauding the tax payer they will also be entitled to Legal Aid....

Wow we really are getting value for money aren't we?

I'll be there, albeit rather inconspiculously...

Sir Ollly

RantinRab said...

I recommend that any fruit or vegetable purchases are made now in order for maximum ripeness/rotting.

Buy stuff that is reduced to clear.

RantinRab said...

Just a thought, are housebricks classed as fruit and veg?

I'm a Jock. Fruit and veg is an alien concept to me.

Nephilim Child said...

Throwing rotten,corrupted vegetables at rotten, corrupted vegetables...the irony!


Perhaps they will share a cell with Nick Hogan,now that WOULD! be ironic.

I am Stan said...

Rab try frozen veg!

RantinRab said...

Stan, frozen chips!

Anonymous said...

Got an email the other day from the Sunlight Centre. They're not going for Little Miss Jackboots after all. If they said what they were going to do with the £20k they raised I must have missed it.
Urban11

Anonymous said...

Just checked the sunlight website and there is indeed no mention of where the £20k went. I presume it was to feed lawyers to tell them they are wasting their time. Lesson learnt:
Don't fight politicians at their own game on their own turf. Like OH says, they only control you with your consent. Remove it.

Fidel Cuntstruck said...

Vegetables Pah

How about four sets of portable Gallows, should get plenty of Meeja coverage?

And you never know pour encourager les autres and all that?

Anonymous said...

"The nearest Tesco Express is just up the road for any last minute vegetable purchases."

or, for those who'd perfer something a little more to the point, tupperware containers are an excellent way to store and transport excrement, without degrading its odour or texture.

BrownianMotion said...

Fox poo may cover up their stench better than rotten veg. Tip to dog owners... tinned tomatoes rubbed in to the offending area takes the pong off dogs (really!), dunno about politicos though.

Old Holborn said...

"tinned tomatoes rubbed in to the offending area takes the pong off dogs (really!)"

I don't even want to know how you found that out

Nephilim Child said...

Stale Rusks!ha.

Ron Broxted 205th Arse Lancers said...

John Kampfner wrote a great article today in the shit "Grauniad" pointing out that Labour is now sharing the same ground as the Tories with regard to Middle England. This means that the Liberals are now the most left wing party in Britain (well, we will ignore Galloway and his "Respect" party, largely because he will never live down pretending to be a big wet pussy on Celebrity Big Brother). I once auditioned for Big Brother, but I was too overtly camp even for them.....Oooh matron. That leaves the Socialists, whom I was attached to in Northern Ireland, when I got sent on work experience and the Socialist Workers Gay Commando and 756th Lesbians Against Man Meat Collective, the Eritrean Popular Liberation Front, God I love black pudding...Yum Yum,
you get the picture...until now I had a slight loathing for the Liberals since Mark Oaten asked me to crap on his face when I met him in London. He seemed indistinguishable from other gay politico's both Labour/Conservatives and the whole morass that passes for politics today in what has become a de facto police state.(Now how many times have I said that this week?) Can the Liberals get anywhere electorally? They have not governed since a farthing could buy you my old mums fanny and fish and chip supper, a night at the Peckham knocking shop, or a anal dip in my old dad's slack cock trumpet. It has been mooted that they will hold the balance of power in a well hung parliament but nobody seems to recall 1979 and talk of the same scenario then.
Finally, is there any point backing the Liberals? Looking at the Centre Forums site one sees the Alliance Party representing Northern Ireland. Many years ago (I was engaged at the time to a Scout Master) I was also asked by a tame Canadian Mountie of whom I was in correspondence with to marry him, he thought I was a real woman called Kiska. To sum up the Alliance. "Nice but naive". Thus I would like to say that whatever their faults the Liberals have never instigated the type of repression and destruction of liberty seen under Blair and Brown's watch. Right to silence abolished, trial by jury abolished, internment without trial, illegal DNA of innocent kiddie fiddler's or suspects and the introduction of identity cards in peace time. You will find it far easier to establish tyranny than to dismantle it. Did you notice? I normally say police state, but someone elsewhere has pointed out I am a dullard and a repetitive boring cunt,so I am just trying a new phrase out. Yo ya niggers rast clarts.
In a funny way I wish I had shit on Mark Oaten's face and not swallowed one of his richards whole....Yum Yum...slurpy slurp.

jimmy greengage said...

14:04

only if they carry recognized certification proving 100% organic origination, rab.

pc tomatoplant said...

17:16

just a warning: on this coming thursday, myself and my fellow officers will be carrying out rootine stop-and-search exercizes in the environs of the london borough of westminster - and any members of the public found in possession of suspicious looking vegetables will be detained indefinitely under the compost act 2006.

Naked Gerbil said...

19.54 post, obviously not by anyone sane. Old Holborn, why do you allow this? It detracts from your posts. Is the false Ron a police tout? Are you?

Rightwinggit said...

He allows all posts 'cause he's one of them there liberwossnames.

"false Ron"? explain?

Anyway, he's funny.

in worship of false rons said...

"Anyway, he's funny."

yup, agreed.

Hates Public service administrators said...

The people here detracting from OH's blog serve as an example of what a waste of space such penpushing non-jobs are. It's what they do to witter away their pointless leech existance between responding to complaint forms and formulating the next tax-waisting excercise.

Rod Liddle said...

Naked Gerbil or to give you your correct name K McEgan you can go fuck yourself you pathetic snivelling appologist for Islamic child fuckers. I hear you have been kicked off the telegraph yet again. Why do you bother? The man has taken your scalp yet again fnrrr fnrrr. Give up you wimp he is too damn hot for a thick cunt like you. Still trying to get your DNA sample back. Now why exactly did plod take it mmm, are we talking hardrives again? Naughty naughty.

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