Thursday, 18 February 2010

What fun









55 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a Guy!

caesars wife said...

your call OH I wouldnt have gone that far , hes one of the few that beat tonys offensive on his own standing with his constituants .
And left thumping majority for the incommer .

lilith said...

I don't mind him saying that I am a different type of person to him. I most certainly am.

Harry Hill said...

where did it all go wrong?

Colin (the CUNT) Berry said...

RON BROXTED IS A WANKER RON BROXTED IS A WANKER RONBROXTED IS A WANKER 11-1

Joe Public said...

Of course MPs should travel 1st Class.

They can pay the upgrade out of their salaries.

Anonymous said...

Yes indeed, most people aren't troughing hoons. He has a point.

I am Stan said...

its a fuckin crime a tell YA..fuck em hic took my party the twats infamy,infawmy i AM The fUCKINpArty YOU FUCKING MONGS..JUS COS iLikE a FIKIN drink AN a Smoake fuck WInnaton fuckOFF hOLBY...hic!

Anonymous said...

What's all the surprise about what Winterton has said ? He's fucking right for God's sake.

Anonymous said...

I think it is just because he is a such a stuck up, snobby, pompous troughing pig.....that doesn't meean he isn't right though. I fucking hate travelling by train and if I could afford it I'd travel away from the rest of society, the ming mongs, the tinny music, moronic mobile phone chats etc etc.

IS HE A JEW?

Captain Haddock said...

He's more than welcome to travel 1st Class any time & anywhere he pleases .. so long as its not at my expense ..

As I live on a pension, I can't afford 1st Class travel & I'm damned if I see why I should pay for him & his sort to do so either ..

CrazyDaisy said...

OH

Was listening to this cock today on 5 live - what a laugh such sport as a spectator listening to him trying to dig himself out of his obnoxious arrogant Tory fuckhole!

This will have some mileage in it!

CD

hotif said...

Winterton's justifications that MPs shouldn't travel in less style than council leaders is quite right.

Council leaders shouldn't be travelling first class either.

Captain Haddock said...

MP's, Council Leaders, Councillors .. it matters not one jot ..

They're all Public Servants & their travel costs are met from the public purse ..

Therefore, they, like the majority of the public should travel by the most efficient & cost effective means ..

And if that means "slumming" it with Joe Public .. Well, tough titty .. If you don't like the idea .. Resign ..

These knob-skins just don't get it ...

George said...

He is a fucking disgrace, and should be put down. Well he is quitting, and to me sounded like he what saying exactly what he thought - and claimed to be speaking for the majority of the MPs he speaks to. That speaks volumes. The whole house is saying 'we deserve more, we deserve to be privileged, we are a better class...blah blah blah."

We have got Mr Dartsy Cameron to look forward to eh - that should be a joy.

Epic Beard Guy said...

Get On Epic Beard Man vs Negro

Its the latest Internet Sensation!

Righteous 67 year old fists of fury

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAf0GNnziYY&feature=related

Then the remix version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LK1CChb08

Fausty said...

Good grief! Evidently not a PR graduate!

Anonymous said...

i wonder what percentage of the railway robber barons income consists of first class fares paid for by public money??

bofl said...

i wonder waht the true amount is in pounds for the total amount of money spent massaging egos of mps,lords,councillors,civil servants etc?
i would guess the amount would be staggering.........
there is a bloke from round my way. he is a big cheese in the tax office......always goes on about the first class travel up to manchester from s.e essex.........

i believe it costs between £300-£450!!!!!!!!!

APL said...

Well, here I am. I'm not an MP but have spent quite a lot of time traveling between Scotland and London on the train in the last ten years or so.

Frankly, I agree with the Winterton. First Class is infinitely better. When I couldn't afford first class I would get standard and take a meal in the dining car.

In Standard class I have sat two seats away from a fellow who snored so loudly you could barely hear the screams of the children belonging to the family in the seat behind me.

Then there was the time I took the sleeper down to London and had to share with a fellow who clearly hadn't washed for about three weeks.

Or the other time when an American fellow kept complaining loudly about everything until last minute at night starting up again first thing in the morning.

Oh yes, first class is so much better.

Ron Broxted said...

I'm glad the D.T support the B.N.P? Barclay Brothers backed Griffin after U.K.I.P/Tories not Eurosceptic enough. Well done Barclays Bro's. Buy the Daily Telegraph not the arsewipe Independent or Guardian. Rod Liddle ate my hamster.

Where have all the young men gone?
Long time no arses
.
How I long to rump some male teenage bum, with everyday that passes,

Why am I an ugly cunt with faulty Gaydar glasses?







Where have all

we're getting there said...

of course mps shouldn't have to travel standard class - they should have to ride sub-standard class, under the fucking carriage.

trev mcyardie said...

my god you can tell itv are fucking broke at the moment - the news is becoming one long cocksucking extravaganza, t'raaaassss!

jocelyn jack esien said...

the genius of rab c nesbitt is its punchline - sadly, i can only boast a bikini-line, and a pretty indistinct and fuzzy one at that.

An old gay pensioner said...

Ron's fixation with teenage bum shows him up to be the sick individual he is.
Wrinkly's have needs as well.

Stormfront White Aryan said...

Alamo, you really are losing it. Do you "tuck your grandkids" up at night;)

Hangman said...

This bloke happens to be a Tory, but each and every other MP from the main parties are exactly the same in their contempt for us - we who pay them to take our ancient rights and liberties away.
They have all got to go. All of them. GO. Permanently. By whatever means necessary. You know it makes sense.

Ron Broxted said...

Operation Blow Some Thick Taigs Away.

This is a true story as told to me by someone who wasn't there but read a badly written book about it and in turn told a friend of a friend whose little brother told me the whole story. Yes folks you got it from Ron Broxted first. Just like the Hollie Grieg story.

The shooting of three PIRA members in Gibraltar has a few parallels with that of the recent assassination in Dubai and the assination of President Kennedyand the death of Les Dawson on stage. It was a test case, to see if a shoot to kill policy would enrage the British public, who, as SAS guys and two large MI6 lesbians, Bert & Daisey landed from a top secret MOD flying saucer. They wanted to blend in with the usual beer swilling Costa del Sol tourists so they purchased a full british breakfast and watched MUFC on the telly in a sports bar. This they did by appearing to get blind drunk the first night. Next morning, or to be more accurate afternoon, they emerge with sore heads. Seeking "the cure" this then extended into yet another bender. By the end of their stay they had only managed to locate which bars served the cheapest drinks, where the "craic" was and that, yes, Gibraltar is over there somewhere and has a British garrison. They returned to less than a heroes welcome, but were forgiven when they gave everyone a large Toblerone bar each and said sorry boss. After the debacle of the actual operation itself HQ was approached with yet another wizard wheeze, to hit Gibraltar again. This was immediately turned down as two bungled missions would not sit well with the West Belfast mythology of ninja shadow warrior Provisionals. So the idea of Cyprus was mooted. Has it occurred to anyone that the Milltown massacre was the only time that there was not a heavy army presence at an IRA funeral? It is, of course, entirely coincidental that Fred Flinstone was able to get to the location by secret flying saucer, beam down and shoot at some scum, throw some hand grenades, comb his beard, and then be mysteriously rescued by more squaddies in another top secret and invisable flying saucer, who were really SAS. Must have been luck, really.

Bog Brush said...

Storm Front White Aryan I suspect you are really that kiddie fiddling K McEgan or his filthy whore of a mother.

Pissing myself laughing said...

Broxted I see you got your dumb ass kicked soundly again today by a bigger boy. How many scalps has he taken now, 25? or is it even more. I see he has even stolen your name. Wise up you mong the guy or is it a lady is too damn clever for a limp wristed prong and dole monkey like you. Your just shite! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Get Smart said...

First class wankers both of them his missus as well toughing for years.
I though they had a place in London?

how the liberals fucked up african culture, or was it the other way round? fuck knows said...

00:08

fuck ron, it sounds fucking tough out there in belfast - i hear hackney's a fucking hard area too, the girls play so fucking hard-to-get they end up becoming fucking lesbians

Ron Broxted said...

I am poor and therefore do not have a tail. I do, however have wide yellow stripes running acoss my soft fat belly, just like all my crap family for generations, it's genetic the ultimate breed of cowards.

Alamo's Mum is a cunt and whore. said...

For a Harrovian you seem declasse. OK who else on O'H thinks Alamo was at Harrow? Nobody. OK now who thinks you are a cyberstalking failed special constable. Oh, you STILL haven't got my real name, address, e-mail or mobile. What a Cunt. How's the "wife"? Fnnnr Fnnr! See you back on the Torygraph later, Wasteman. Jah.

caesars wife said...

new system on mps rail travell looks unworkable ,2 1/2 hours is long journey .surprised at how many other jobs get first class rail option .

banned said...
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banned said...

That would explain why he and his fellow troughing wife managed to claim £96,855 travel expenses in a single year.
BBC Radio 2 spent the whole afternoon taking the piss out of this neanderthal cunt, Cameron must wish he was dead.

Anonymous said...

That'll be the troughing soon to be ex-MP Nick Winterton then? Paid by Neues Arbeit to act the complete cunt to ensure that one of theirs takes over at the next election? Someone else can pay for his 'sense of privilege' after March/April/May/June. Jumped up little whippersnapper - good riddence to bad rubbish is all I can say.

Ethel Grommitt said...

Alamo's Mum is a Whore. Is that really you K.McEgan you monkey spanking arse fucking so of a whore and mental retard? I see you got thrown off the torygraph again you dim cunt. When are you going to learn numb nut, the man's too damn hot, he's sat on a chair reading the paper, drinking coffee yawning and kicking your arse without even raising a sweat. You're in the ring spinning around and kissing the canvas. Fnrrrr Fnrrrr.
Now it's just you and Colin Berry aka Sciencegod and his old hag of a wife. Fnrrr Fnrrr, you were born to be a failure.Hahahahahahahahaha!

Rob Liddle said...

I wonder if I am alone in thinking that Ron Broxted who writes crap blogs on the Indy live journal is a pathetic and strangely talentless arse rimming cottaging homosexual who is unworthy to grace these pages or any other pages come to that?
Even Joe is pissed off with the twat.

Anonymous said...

The problem is that second class passengers dont wipe their bottoms and Nicholas might get e very nasty skin desease.

First class passengers don't have this problem so that's allright innit

Snob laughing at the poor said...

Of course,if You could afford to travel first class you would wouldnt you.

But you cant so you dont,thats because YOU are second class,and probably dont wash often tee hee!

John Kline Homo Porn Film Director said...

I am John Kline, I am Spartacus, lesser men fear me. I am a real tosser just like K.McEgan, John Steed, Shanghai7, Ron Broxted.

Dazed And Confused said...

Have a look at this people it's Funny as fuck.

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or are we all fed up with the troll above? Certainly seems to have a bee in their bonnet over some gay issue. There are sites for queers but I am unaware that Mr Old Holborns was one. Surely the fucker can be banned? Such a pity as al others here are on topic.

Anonymous said...

D&C - watched that video - very funny.

Anonymous said...

This blog, once a great place to visit, has become a shite 'ole.

No wonder OH is soon to go "invisible" as he puts it.

Then again who will know?

Catflap said...

D&C:
Great video.
Where has all the satire been about Labour on the telly?
13 years of absolute comical gold has been missed.
Deliberate?
You fucking bet.

Rabbi Kline said...

Then Rod Liddle of Tarshish the centurion fucked Ron's Broxted's arse with vigour and great determination after ten minutes he said "Truly this is the largest gaping arsehole I have ever visited". At the third hour he said "It is truly monstrous, a fucking cavern!".

Ron sighed deeply as Liddle withdrew hardly able to express his thanks, other than by having an attack of 'Jelly legs' and letting out a long orgasmic groan.

One hour later both laid in each others arms sharing a spliff. Ron turned to Rod and said, "I trust I was not too slack in my money maker for you to enjoy the experience?" Rod gave Broxted a wry smile and then grabbing his one remaining bollock squeezed it hard in his hand causing Ron Broxted to suck in air before his whole neglected overweight body lost all movement and the pain gripped his every sinew. Liddle said as he increased his grip, "Ron you fat slag, if this ever gets out I will take a floor sander to your spotty back." With that Liddle released his grip on Rons bollock and as he did so Ron inhaled deeply conscious of the tears startig to stream down his frog featured ugly face. Liddle rose from the bed and went to the window of Rons filthy run down flat and gazed out onto the Belfast street. Picking up Rons only Celtic tee shirt from the chair by the window he then wiped his cock upon it.
Sheepishly Ron said, "Please don't wipe your cock on my Celtic shirt Rod, it was a present from my young Muslim boyfried Ahmed.
On hearing this Liddle, who was by now dressed in his black underpant and pulling on his Millwall FC away shirt, tossed his head back and laughed loudly, before dropping his pants, crouching on his haunches and takig a dump in Broxteds black hat. Ron on seeing this wailed like a baby, Liddle just sneered, bent over and wiped his arse on the Celtic shirt.....continued on page 74.

Rabbi Kline said...

Ron Broxted turned to Suzanne Moore and said "Remember me when you have come into your kingdom Suzanne." He continued, "Verily I wish I could be with you at The Indy, but alas I am severely challenged in the brain department and not even up to cleaning the shithouses." Suzanne responded by patting little Ron on the head, and said unto Ron, "Fuck off you seedy little glop bag, you bore me like no other." For Ron this was the last Straw, hopefully like Jack, his face contorted, if such a thing is possible with such an ugly visage, the tears streamed down the cheeks of his Olympic standard Gurning face, he then stamped his tiny feet, before fleeing from the room screaming pursued by three men in white coats..........Continued page 86.

Anonymous said...

Suzanne Moore Queen of Heaven? Mariology is prominent in Catholicism but Rod Liddle is C of E and Aleksandr Yevgenievich pravoslavie (orthodox).Me I am lapsed Roman Catholic much buggered altar boy. Does that count?

Anonymous said...

Has anyone noticed the trolling? Old Holborn, voices dissent. Some thick fucker chavs up the site. Decline is site. Site closes. Well done Constable;)

Protect Our Kids said...

That troll is Ron Broxted Anonymous. I just copied this off his Broxted Twitter site. I had no idea the cunt Ron Broxted was an Old Bill and porn merchant? There is a picture of the sad fuck on his Ron Broxted Indy live journal blog. He looks more like a Co-Op undertaker. I had heard he liked visiting childrens orphanages abroad. The sick fuck. Someone should put some bits of razor blade in his soap on a rope if he is still locked up, the pervy cunt. How comes he is allowed to access the internet for fucks sake?

Old Holborn troll outed as ex police constable dismissed for porn crimes. Embittered and angry the semi-literate gay former (cont p.20)

subrosa said...

Thanks for that OH. I do wish I knew how to post bits like that.

I heard him say army Majors travelled first class. That's a lie. Majors travel standard class, whether it's a short trip or a long haul to Australian. If they want to travel business/first class then they pay the difference themselves but not before their senior officer has agreed. That agreement isn't often given because the MoD prefer their army officers en route to important conferences, to be half dead with exhaustion. A disgrace.

OH I know you're too busy but if someone could tell me how to insert a clip into a blog I'd be grateful. I can do videos so I'm not totally stupid, only 99%.

Old Holborn said...

Well,

firstly I viewed the source code on a page with the clip in it. then I copied the bit with BBC stuff and pasted into the HTML of my post.

This helps exactly zero, I know

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