Monday, 15 February 2010

the Tory Mp and the Nigerian Scammer

Regular readers will know of my near pathologic hatred of all things Nigerian, so a little digging around was bound to uncover some birds of a feather.


Tony Baldry, Tory MP for Banbury, wrote to the Foreign Secretary, David Miliband, expressing concern at the investigation into James Ibori and warning "it could damage British business interests in Nigeria". It is believed he also criticised a freezing order on Mr Ibori's assets. The letter was copied to the Attorney General's office, the Ministry of Justice and the Home Office.


James Ibori. Yet another Nigerian state Governer who ended up plundering the coffers and helping himself to a few million to buy hats, aircraft and luxury Mercedes. He is now facing arrest if he returns to the UK, although it won't be the first time. Here are some copies of his arrests for credit card fraud in the UK.

so why on earth would a Tory MP write a letter endorsing this Mugu?


"The letter that I wrote concerning Nigeria was entirely in my capacity as a barrister, properly instructed. I have taken no action whatsoever in this matter in my capacity as a Member of Parliament."
The letter was written on notepaper from his legal chambers. In the House of Commons register of members' interests, Mr Baldry suddenly records that he was paid more than £37,000 by Sarosh Zaiwalla, a London-based solicitor who has acted for the Ibori family.

In 2007, a UK court froze assets belonging to James Ibori, former governor of Nigeria's oil-rich Delta State worth $35m (£21m) whose annual salary was less than $25,000. He had already left the UK when his assets were seized. But several of his associates and his wife, Theresa Ibori, are facing trial on related charges in the UK and Mr Ibori is named on legal documents as a co-conspirator in the case.
Tony is dedicated to poverty reduction. His apparently.


Climate Scientologist said...

"Regular readers will know of my near pathologic hatred of all things Nigerian"

Why's that OH ?

Did you get stung a 419er ?

Ron Broxted said...

Regular readers will know of my absolute *LOVE* of all things Nigerian !

Ooooooh Matron !!!!

I am Stan said...

Mmmmmm a curious hat and shirt combination.

Old Holborn said...

it gets worse

K E McEgan said...

Booyakashaaa !

Him am a daaawnkeee !

Dem is arl Ras Claaarts...

Wow, I really am down with the homies aren't I ?

I was once homeless in Brixton around the time of the riots. I shit my pants and legged it when it all kicked off though.

WV: homis - I swear I'm not making this up !

Ron Broxted said...

Big Nigerians don't you just love them. (not) My old ma could never get enough of them when we lived in Peckham, and she was a hard working hooker. Such was her love of these credit card and bank scamming bastards, she would let them bone her for half the normal price, £2.50, they in turn would give me little treats, in return for me raiding this rubbish sacks outside banks and building societies, for info they could use to scam peoples accounts.
I started to hate Nigerians when three of them spit roasted me when they got fed up waiting for me ma to finish pleasuring Mr Obongo and his brothers in her bedroom. My lazy bastard of a dada just laughed when I told him and wanted half the cash they hadn't given me.
Somalian asylum seekers are a different ball game and I just love them in the sack.........Oooh matron they never fail to float my boat.....Grrrr....Slurp slurp.

Ampers said...

This covers the three major tribes of Nigeria.

However there are 371 different tribes in the country. Each tribe has different characteristics. Think of them as different as English, French, German, Polish, Italian etc. So it doesn't make sense to group all Nigerians together.

I think most of the Nigerian types that OH hate are possibly Hauser.

I know a few Yoruba people and they are all hard working. If you see a hard working black and he says he is Nigerian, ten to one he is Yoruba. They are excellent family people and the women fit into their society according to how successful they are, not how successful their husbands are.

ampers (is from Africa)

PS Read what a black Botswana journalist says about Haiti. (Whites are wonderful, blacks are not.)

Catflap said...

Sorry but Black folk in power can't be trusted to do the right thing.
Cultural traits like being 'easy going'could also include no 'Abstract thought'.
A live for today attitude is fine for individuals but for society as a whole very bad.
That is why Black activist firebrands like Diana Abbot,Bernie Grant and Paul Boatang could be bought for a few shiny baubles as an example.
Left to their own devices for 200 years Haiti is now hell in paradise.
If you disagree, then invest your money into any Black run enterprise.
I dare you.

Ampers said...

Forgot the link...

Cazzy Jones said...

Silly man - he should have read my book!

Ron Broxted said...

K McEgan you ras clart, is a daaawnkeee something you hang round your neck on a bit of string so you dont get locked out? Sorry I forgot you live in a basement car park and eat out of rubbish bins. Fnrrr Fnrrr

Ron Broxted said...

Catflap. Like drugs?

DaveP said...

Off topic I know, but please read the link below, for the sake of innocent children, and spread the story any way you can think of.

Truly is a disgrace.

I am Stan said...

Catflap 13:32 -If you disagree, then invest your money into any Black run enterprise.
I dare you.

I run my own business and its doing very well,and I`m as black as the ace of spades,so go figure!

Mind you a lot of my staff are white so maybe thats it eh!

K McEgan said...

Free Leonard Peltier and Mumia. Meantime keep Taigs on their reservations in Fermanagh. I am Spartacus, lesser men fear me. Free Tibet, Increase my incapacity benefits. What happened to my Valentine cards? I might as well cut my testicle off with a blunt rusty knife.

Dick the Prick said...

Isn't there some conflict of interest knocking about here? I dunno - guess you can't ban 2nd jobs or owt but he obviously doesn't give a toss about propriety.

Captain Ranty said...

Me no understandy.

If this fucker was worth $35 Million what the fuck is he doing nicking Amex cards?

Ampers, the Ibo are also ok dudes.


Catflap said...

I am Stan:
Good for you and believe me I would love nothing more than for all Black people to do well in the world.
I am only putting my theory as to why they aren't.
I could blow smoke up your arse like some leftwing appologist if you like.
But that has never done you guy's any favours.

Anonymous said...

There is a saying in South Africa, "give a black something that works and he's bound to fuck it up". The whole continent of Africa is testament to that.

Ampers said...

Captain Ranty, they are OK, but, if you shake hands with one, it doesn't do any harm to count your fingers afterwards. :-)

They are harrrrd negotiators!


Ampers said...

Anonymouse, it's rather a stupid saying really. In Apartheid times, the Nationalists built a huge black middle class as a buffer and these guys had top jobs and made things work. The anti-apartheid movement wasn't against whites as the ANC didn't want to destroy the white economy. It was to destroy the black middle class as, with them in place, they had no chance of succeeding.

South African blacks are more advanced in a lot of things than the world give them credit. Politicians excepted of course :-)


K McEgan said...

Ron Broxted is it true that Nigerians have enormous cocks or was your mother just exaggerating? Incidentally a mutual friend told me you have a long history of mental illness, I would have never guessed. Hee hee.

Sinful Soul said...

1 Corinthians 13:11

When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I gave up childish ways.

Ampers said...

Oh! Sinful Soul! You poor thing? You don't have any of the latest gadgets then?


thelunaticarms said...

Peckham is full of the cunts.

Ever watched that Border Patrol show on Sky One (me thinks).

Every other illegal is in Peckham according to that!

Nuke Peckham! And I say that out of love.

Ethan said...

Downing Street, London
From the Office of Rt Hon Gordon Brown Esq Prime Minister for Life,

Dear Sir,

Confidential Electoral Proposal

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We are now almost ready to transfer the votes to various chosen constituencies and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are ‘forbidden’ to operate a vote rigging scheme ourselves; so that is why we require your assistance. The votes cast will be shared as follows: 97.5% for Labour, 2.5% for any other anti tory candidate as necessary for spoiler reasons. The balance of the fund with no name will be made avaliable to you for incidental expenses and or whichever journalist you may care to purchase.

The transfer is risk free on both sides since I am on very good terms with the attorney general - Baronness Wales - she owe's me one!
If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.

(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.

Please reply urgently.

Yours truly,

Gordon Brown.

Barman said...

All the Nigerians I've ever met have been thieving cunts - and I've been to Nigeria....

Anonymous said...

When I worked in a Bank (a good ten years ago) we had a saying "if the name starts and ends with a vowel, it's probably a fraud". It saved time and I hate to admit it, was 90% accurate. Thieving buggers the lot of them. I know that statistically speaking there must be an honest Nigerian but the probability appears to be as close to 0.000000% as makes no odds.

jocelyn jack esien said...

i fucked obori once. i always wondered why his clitoris was so enormous and his tits weren't that big.

desperate dave lammy said...


i always wondered why his clitoris was so enormous

it was wasn't it. i remember having the fat cunt when i was going through my lesbian phase.

jocelyn jack esien said...


yes dave. i remember it like it was yesterday - that was my first mixed-race relationship you know.

desperate dave lammy said...


but i thought you were a blacky yourself honey?

jocelyn jack esien said...


oh no dave. although, i have 100% 419 parentage, i actually got shat out in hackney, london - which, of course, makes me ethnically white, init? don't geddit twisted mate.

democracy - the corruption of traditional african values said...

it's big-house-niggers like obori who (for a cut of the cake) help western governments and oil companies fleece the african continent of its natural resources, leaving the vast majority of african citizens rubbing a couple of cola-nuts together in a smog-slick.

mi na oyibo said...


ampers is obviously really yoruba

Any Colour but Brown said...

"Captain Ranty said...
Me no understandy.
If this fucker was worth $35 Million what the fuck is he doing nicking Amex cards?"

How do you think he got the 35 million?

That really pisses me off. That damn Nigerian really HAS got 35 million - and to think that I thought it was a scam.......

Anonymous said...

OH - can't stand Nigerians? You really should watch 'District 9'.

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