Piers,is their anyone more pointless, smug, self serving and self obsessed than that twat?Funny thing is the moron probably thinks he has integrity.Media whore
"I've crushed some viagra and put it in your drink. Want to come back to my place?"
Proverbs 6:16-19There are six things that the Lord hates, seven that are an abomination to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked plans, feet that make haste to run to evil, a false witness who breathes out lies, and one who sows discord among brothers.
"I held my dying daughter in my arms and said 'those Tories did this, those bastards, never vote Tory. And oh yes, we should tax banks all over the world. And Sarah loves it up the arse just like you Piers."
"Get your coat, you've pulled".
Gordon: I've pissed in your pint!Piers: Looks good!
If this doesn't work, Piers, I've got a pocket full of Nokias with your name on 'em.
Arse Romping may well be an anagram of my name Gordon; but it is also my hobby, wanna try it?
My Gaydar tells me Gordon is my kind of man..........Grrrrr...Slurp slurp.Morgan on the other hand is an utter cunt.
The second is deffo one of those "you're my best mate" ones
SONGS FROM THE BIG CHAIR?"theres plenty more from where they have come from laddie"!
A 'Tears for Gordon' back catalogue:he set out with ideals -Everybody Wants To Rule The Worldhe may have had values -Everybody Loves a Happy Endingbut then it was always going to go wrong -Tears Roll Downand then the pain - The Hurtingand the reality -Saturnine Martial and Lunaticso his plans came crumbling down - Famous Last Wordswith the inevitable consequence -Laid So Low
The fucking poofs are drinking half pints.Says it all.
Do you know Piers, there's no anatomical difference at all between the inside of a man's mouth and the inside of a woman's mouth.
The thought of that foul semen flavoured breath - yuck, yuck & yuck!
I can spot a Cheese Splitter at five miles, I have to its how I get extra money to boost my paltry disability benefits. I would stake all I own which is fuck all really, on a bet that Gordon is a friend of Dorothy like me......Oooh matron you can part my arse cheeks thrice and squirt all over my frog face....Grrrrrr....Slurp...Slurp.Vote BNP, reclaim your country, British dole money for British dossers I say.
Ron how is your old mother with the fanny like a wizards sleeve getting on. Has she packed the game in yet and handed her extensive client list over to your ugly sister?
Had some bad news tonight, my cousin Steven Barker who tortured and murdered Baby Peter was earlier nearly killed in an attack in jail by another prisoner, my cousin who like me is a BNP supporter is though to be seriously injured following the attack.I'm not saying what he did was right, it was wicked, but how come my cousin can be attacked inside a prison with all the screws about, but Ali Dizaei that corrupt bacon gets to be on Rule 43straight away? One rule for the ex-PIgs and another for my blood.
"Cliff Richard sucked ma dong!"
Wouldn't it be a lark if we see clips of Blubber Broon played 24/7 until May 6th. I think he may have shot his bolt a little early.Ron, it is bad news about Barker. Apparently it was only water they used on him, not boiling syrup. By the way, it's Rule 45 now.Ain't it sad though how we lack the moral fibre to punish the likes of Barker directly, and have to delegate the proper treatment to Incarceration Inc.?
Him: How does "Lord Morgan of The Hoax" grab you?Her: A bit like this?
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