Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Rear of the Year for Harriet. Vote now, vote often


You know you want to, in the name of equality.....nominate our Harriet

Just click on this link and send an email with Harriet Harman in the subject line.

And before long, she will be able to tell all her Islington Clitterati friends that her arse finally matches her face.

PS. Look what happens when a Fabian gets mugged in North London

63 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fucking brilliant!

Captain Haddock said...

Sadly, that appears to be a dead link OH .. I keep getting a "404" (not found) error ..

Old Holborn said...

link fixed

Anonymous said...

Which end is her arse at? I get confused.

bofl said...

what a sick bastard jack dromey must be.........how the fuck could anyone get wood looking at that?

it's like a piranha.......but uglier!

Anonymous said...

I reckon she's a filthy screamer, likes it up the rusty sherrif's badge and being humiliated in a Mark oaten kinda way. Hag!

nice bum in the court of public opinion said...

bofl...

Didn't she get him the MPs job at Erdington ? Worth pumping her for that I'd have thought.

Reuben said...

Ahhh old holborn. Good to hear from you again. Last time we interacted you simply wrote "reuben I hope you get face cancer". Made me chuckle. Anyway I am not a stinking reformist fabian, hell no.

Climate Scientologist said...

Reuben,

I was unfortunate enough to click on the link that took me to your web site.

And having read just a few of the articles on there I have arrived at the conclusion that you are a complete and utter cunt.

I agree with OH and also hope that you get face cancer.

Anonymous said...

Up to 2,000 jobs going at Birmingham City Council

TIM-BEEERRRRRRR !!!!

Sir Henry Morgan said...

Reuben you prat

You should have done what I did once when I was drunk and two twats tried to mug me - I opened one's head up with a Bowie knife side-slash and kicked the other full whack in the middle of his face. Blood all over me and the underpass (not my blood) and they legged it full tilt.

When the police arrived and wanted to know what happened I was too drunk to lie.

"Serves them right" a copper said and gave me a lift back to the hotel I was staying at.

Of course, that was nearly 40 years ago when the cops were a little more sensible.

I don't claim all niggers are scumbags, but THAT'S how to deal with scumbag niggers who try to mug you. LEARN, leftard.

True, btw.

Anonymous said...

OH, don't know if you have picked up on a trick the cunt has tried to pull. She is trying to get her husband into a safe labour seat and pushing for the ALL FEMALE selection process NOT to be used for the seat.

Anonymous said...

Hindu wins Northumberland funeral pyre battle

Rumour has it that, in a desperate bid to guarantee the 'ehtnic vote' in May, Labour are considering moves to legalise public stonings and honour killings...

Sir Henry Morgan said...

Harridan and the electoral games she plays

http://wiganpatriot.blogspot.com/2010/02/labour-party-seems-to-have-same-view-of.html

We've just had two lots of all-woman shortlists here.

wv: heryt

Newgates Knocker said...

Very dangerous to vote for Harriet! If she wins we may be subjected to a close up of her saddle-bags, possibly without underwear. Playboy might talk her into it! Would you want to be exposed to that? Be careful what you wish for!!

lollapalooza said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/8507811.stm

If he's paying for it himself, good luck to him.

I am Stan said...

@Sir Henry Morgan

I went to Wigan once,
It’s a great place if you have a penchant for baby’s head and peas (meat pudding and peas), barm cakes (bread rolls) and rugby league (similar to football but not as good).

The nightlife is great; both cabaret AND bingo all on the same night, but only in the classier social clubs.

Harry Hill said...

Really Reuben? Not a Fabian? What particular species of cowardly collectivist authoritarian cunt are you, then?

How is that education by reality coming along for you? I hope you are mugged repeatedly by a member of every oppressed minority group in you little red book, it might waken you up, stop you working to construct hell on earth for us all. Although having said that, 20th century megadeaths caused by your inhuman Weltanshauung has had zero impact on you so far.

Sir Henry Morgan said...

Stan

Wouldn't know. I don't like pies etc and never buy them, eating only what I cook myself; and I only drink at home (occasionally).

BTW - I have my differences with you, as we both know, but I don't consider you one of the scumbags. At least you are - quite obviously - educated in real life.

Reuben, on the other hand ...

Dick the Prick said...

@ I am Stan; I went to Hull uni and I swear to God on a Sunday lunchtime at the Working Men's Club on Newlands Avenue - (can't remeber the name) they used to have a turn (band) and a stripper as well as doing full roast dinners!

Ah, thems were the days...

Sir Henry Morgan said...

... and as a Welshman I too think rugby league is crap. The union game is my game. Far better than soccer too - even if we did just lose to England (England didn't win: we lost).

Catflap said...

I am Stan:
I went with my parents to our local social club for sunday lunch.
Choice of meat-Turkey,lamb and pork.
Outstanding taste and good portions.
Total bill including a drink each was £25 for four.
Could never get that in London.

timothy scrote said...

Pop quiz boys, is Reuben the little black man in this story, or the big black bastard?

http://funnycrave.com/african-bum-sex-makes-headlines/4594/

wv: rastu

I am Stan said...

I`v`e been to Hull too,good weed around spring bank,followed by fish n chips at Harry Ramsdens,yum!

Lasses were very friendly...The Tigers ra ra ra !

Summer_Breeze said...

I'd advise caution guys, there's a real danger that the mad cow might think, that people seriously like the sight of her rather fat rrrr's and make her even more arrogant?

Dromey shouldn't be allowed to stand as a candidate - parachuting idiots into safe seats where they have no local knowledge is just another example of the contempt in which we, the public are held. Let's hope they don't resurrect Georgia Gould and inflict her on some unsuspecting voters. Of course, anyone that votes for her seserves everything that they get but why should the innocent suffer.


@ Reuben...
Welcome to England - the England, that is, that your paymasters have deliberately set out to destroy.
You and your friend got off very lightly btw, so think yourself lucky. There's far worse happening round the clock on these shores, thanks to your brethren.

Summer_Breeze said...

seserves :-0

I meant, deserves. :-)

Captain Haddock said...

Christ on a crutch, the face is bad enough .. the mere thought of what the beef curtains look like is just plain revolting ..

Rogerborg said...

I can't in all good conscience vote for Harridan Hormone even to rile her.

And the fun value of the leftie being "mugged" (implicitly by a 9 year old) was quashed by the 2nd poster quoting O’Rourke. Debate ended.

Billy The Fish said...

I have eight seprate mail accounts and all of them have voted for Harriet's lovely arse.

Cheers, OH! Cracking idea!

Anonymous said...

Vote for Harridan's arse?

Fuck off, her old man a socialist !

Uranus, the arse lover. said...

Look at the Daily Mail's picture, here:-

http://tinyurl.com/ydcmbjb

Don't you just love the big pants she has on - clearly showing through the well stretched skirt?
Magic!

Captain Haddock said...

Last time I saw drawers that big they were being used as funnel covers on the Ark Royal ..

slipway said...

18:23

no-one's going to be getting a speeding-ticket driving up harriet's leafy cuntry lane, that's for sure.

desperate dave lammy said...

21:04

i would

nicola "the eighteenth hole" green said...

21:27

oh no you wouldn't

jukebox june sarpong said...

21:29

oh yes he would darling. i hear he's rather partial to probing the amorphous spheres of the white establishment...which is how he earned the title of 'brownest-nose of the house'.

"you don't mind if i paint it cornflower first do you darling?" - the heartwarming story of nicola green and her adventures down the farm with a very social sausage said...

21:49

ok ya, it's not his fault his black genes all went to his nose. oooh, i could sit on it all day...and i nearly did once when it got jammed up my botty-hole and daddy had to perform emergency surgery in the kitchen with a pair of rubber-gloves, a spoonful of extr-virgin olive-oil and the...ummm...handle of a wooden-spoon. err...yes, that silly incident occurred whilst we were in the throngs of err courting, you see...pops was such a sport really...but in the end, he decided that, all things considered, it would be for the best in the most modest of all middle-class milieux, if i married 'the nose' and kept it, and its exploits, safely in the family.

jukebox june said...

22:45

damn you, you dotty bitch - i really miss squatting on dave's conscious conk...or did i mean squirting? oh well, enough of the small talk...how're the kids, dear...they mugged you yet?

mrs lammy - the château mouton de cherie said...

22:57

no june, they're out in the garden playing colonialists and indigenous tribespersons.

is this a donger i see before me? said...

jack's so sweet, he always calls that my 'coming face'...usually followed by a blood-curdling scream and a mad scramble for the nearest window.

Reuben said...

Some truly great thought going on here

Anonymous said...

"Reuben, 11 February 2010 02:30

Some truly great thought going on here"

The thing with these lefty right-on Righteous types is that they quite often don't realise just *how* much they sound like Rik from the Young Ones...

Fuck off Reuben, you pompous cunt.

Maybe McEgan will give you a blow-job ?

hangemall said...

Are our service men and women abroad allowed to vote in this one?

king chillout said...

Reuben,

do you notice how your posts aren't deleted....unlike mine on your site ?

Reuben said...

What's your point chillout? My actions are entirely consistent with free speech principles. You can say what you want, but I asa voluntary non-state actor do not have to provide a platform for your crap.

BTW what's really endearing about you guys is the way you feel like big men when you yell CUNT.

crylsor said...

Rear of the year - no.

Arse of the year - yes.

Anonymous said...

Rueben, you ARE Rik from 'The Young Ones'!
Marvellous! Have you had sex yet?

Anonymous said...

Reuben,

My actions will also be entirely consistent with democratic principles when I place my cross next to the box marked 'BNP' at the next election - something which you and your Righteous chums want to prevent me from being able to do.

And yes, you are a cunt Reuben.

king chillout said...

Reuben, you are a typical New Labour Britain-hater.

Fuck me ! How dare you even utter the words "free speech" when it's cunts like you who have done your best to stop people like me from using it ?

I used to love being a Labour voter. I am typical British working class, born and raised on a council estate and I have never claimed a penny in dole or benefits in 27 years of working life. But knowing that wankers like you are the kind of scum New Labour have voting and shouting for them these days, I'm glad I no longer vote for them.

I am now the ugly face of the working class you have been wiping your arse on for the last decade....and I'm going to fight back by voting for the BNP.

It will probably accomplish nothing, but at least I have the satisfaction of knowing that it upsets cunts like you...and that is enough.

Anonymous said...

"It will probably accomplish nothing..."

I thought the same thing last June. Until I saw Nick griffin climbing up onto the stage at Manchester town hall, his big cheesy grin shoving it right down the throats of the assembled Righteous. Fuck me, that felt good to see !

And I would have paid good money just to see the look on the face of that bitch Toynbee and those other smug cunts in the Pravda studio.

So, if you want to see the same effect in May you know what to do.

You'll also get the added bonus of helping to consign the whole 'New Labour' project to the rubbish bin of British politics where it belongs.

Let's face it, who wouldn't want to see Nick Griffin getting right up the cunts' noses in Parliament ?

I'll tell you who - a Righteous, that's who.

Fuck 'em all. Vote BNP. You *know* it makes sense.

Corrugated Soundbite said...

Well, actually Reuben, free speech principles advocate the right to condemn and criticise the opinions of others as loudly as you like. Censorship flies in the face of that because it simply removes the open existence of opinions you don't happen to like. Still, your blog so your rules. Costs me nothing and I won't get worked up about it.

But when the Left scream "waycist" at anyone who mentions immigration, or even the EU as a bloated overbearing political union, all that's really done is radicalise people. Alienation 'n' stuff, innit? And no, I don't vote BNP before I'm "accused" (or for any other creed of socialist money grabber, for that matter). And yes, I can see why people would vote for them. They talk to the people, not other political organisations.

tactical snoozer said...

15:29

And I would have paid good money just to see the look on the face of that bitch Toynbee and those other smug cunts in the Pravda studio.

i have to admit that's a pretty strong argument for voting bnp, but i will probably still stick to my principles and stay in bed.

slash of the bouncing bagels (bully beef vs apple) said...

18:16

sarpong didn't like it? great. rock ridley road market. obama's british kingmaker, david lammy has sold out the labour party by shoeing the feet of the cia's preferred candidate, david cameron, and ipso facto has utterly betrayed the country in which i live. fuck the zionist and bilderberger conspiracy, disgusted as i am by the mayhem and murder this totalitarian monster has caused in the middle east, that's just historical business for which we only have our own thousand year-long reign of putrid european anti-semitism to blame...but the americans, they're another another cluster of anti-chatter entirely - fuck me they've got hoppity frog-blood in their levi genes.

Reuben said...

Corrugated soundbite, if you were a proper libertarian you would understand the difference between negative freedoms and positive freedoms (fuck I am sounding like rick). Freedom of speech exists where the state does not prevent you from disseminating your views. It does not imply a positive obligation on the part of any citizen - or indeed any particular publication - to facilitate the dissemination of somebody else's views. Me refusing to display pro bnp comments is no more a freedom of speech issue than a newspaper refusing to print my letter.

As regard other comments:

a) I have no affiliation with new labour so please stop laying their shit at my door.

B) I am not the great authoritarian some of you imagine. I am on record supporting the right of the bnp to set it's own membership criteria - regardless of discrimination laws. Equally I see no view as too extreme to fall outside the rit of free speech.

Corrugated Soundbite said...

The debate isn't about my libertarianism though. I don't profess to be a proper libertarian (although libertarianism is not one ideology, it's a range of philosophies, so is harder to pin down). And I did state that my belief is that it's your blog so run it how you see fit, when you've paid the hosting fees.

My point is that there are a lot of people who we both know do feel very abandoned and vote BNP because of this (the media are excellent shit stirrers too). I also know of one or two people who will be voting for them, not because they want them in power (even they see them as too extreme and troublesome), but for tactical reasons to scare the political classes into some kind of action. Address, or even properly acknowledge the problems of uncontrolled, possibly engineered mass immigration, the EU, crime and free benefits for anyone who wants them, and BNP support drops to 1990s levels (about 100,000 votes).

Simples.

And no need to come out of the traps quite so aggressively, I didn't find the story on your blog particularly pleasant reading like some others who commented here and over at yours.

But thanks for the reply.

Reuben said...

Soundbite, thanks for your reply. And - especially having reread your comment - I apologise for an unnecessarily aggressive response. I was responding on a phone, the fly and mistakenly lumped you in with the cunt yelling morons who populate this thread. For what its worth, I agree to the extent that people who vote BNP are not just bastards, or necessarilly racists. And I do agree that New Labour have created the social and political conditions in which they might thrive. However where I imagine we disagree is on the specifics. Immigration wouldnt be nearly so muc of a problem for say people in the buiilding trade, if for example, union wage rates could be properly maintained.

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Reuben said...

Holborn should get a care in the community grant for keeping some of these people occupied

fuck me, not another lecture on freedom and responsibility? said...

21:09, 21:47

what a wonderful pair - we've got one, let's call him confused cunt a, who (with the exception of four-letter words) advocates freedom of speech, but not in his backyard, where he defends his right to exercise censorship, and one, let's call him confused cunt b, who, in theory, advocates universal freedom of speech, but in practice doesn't like it up him and blames radicalization on freedom to criticize (him).

moreover, confused cunt a, whilst being an egalitarian, believes in the freedom of political parties to set discriminatory membership criteria, and believes that nothing falls outside the remit of free-speech so long as he doesn't have to hear it. confused cunt a also subscribes to the view that there are both 'positive' and 'negative' freedoms, yet only espouses the 'negative' freedoms of private censorship whilst ignoring the 'positive' freedom to chose not to contribute taxes towards the organs of public propaganda.

(surely any freedom that allows us to make a mistake, from which we can learn, is positive?)

on the other hand, confused cunt b, whilst decrying biased media-shit-stirring, is not particularly bothered about private organisations setting their own criteria for agenda-led censorship, and, although claiming to hold vaguely libertarian views, does not find this an impediment to voicing his vigorous opposition to the freedom of migrant-movement. confused cunt b concludes by acclaiming the fact that the bnp talks 'to the people, not other political organisations' - which would of course mean that the bnp would only 'talk' to those who supported it. god knows how the bnp would treat those whom it did not allow to support or join the its party?

to cap it all, confused cunt a, who has carefully avoided making any anti-immigration statements, proposes that, in order to maintain union wage-rates and negate dissatisfaction caused by cheap immigrant labour undermining the job-market, employers should be denied the freedom to set their own wage-levels. sadly, such action would lead to the collapse of legitimate industry, due either to a surge in low-cost black-market business employing cheap illegal labour (which would in turn cause an increase in immigration), or to legitimate business losing viability in the face of free-market competition from abroad (which in turn would cause an increase in emigration).

so in the end, we have one confused cunt who is not real new labour and one confused cunt who is not a proper libertarian, but both confused cunts are sympathetic to the bnp - a party which stands against freedom of speech, movement and business. do i still have to explain why these two confused cunts are confused cunts, the bnp are confused cunts, and why any confused cunt who votes for the bnp is a confused cunt?

a quite pathetic artifice, old holborn - stop playing with yourself and get back to guido fawkes to do what you are paid to do, or is it just too boring over there?

ps: old holborn, you still appear to believe in the freedom to tap other people's phones and continue to carry out your perverse surveillance despite the fact that i have complained to the police several times about your illegal activities. get a fucking life, you sad cunt.

Corrugated Soundbite said...

Shall I call you Paranoid Cunt C then, Spark Up?

* waits for foaming at the mouth response, talk of cop car chases, exploding pagers and torture in the basement *

Anonymous said...

"ps: old holborn, you still appear to believe in the freedom to tap other people's phones and continue to carry out your perverse surveillance despite the fact that i have complained to the police several times about your illegal activities. get a fucking life, you sad cunt."

Id quite like to hear more about this.

Please, dont hold back. A problem shared, etc.

Anonymous said...

Reuben,

You're not just a cunt. You're a smug, self-satisfied, sanctimonious, Righteous, sloganeering cunt.

You cunt.

Reuben said...

LOL

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