Tuesday, 2 February 2010

Nothing to hide?


hat tip to BBW

UPDATE: Proper Malcolm Tucker fun available HERE

21 comments:

caesars wife said...

should have headline "scammers" detector

.243 Win said...

Chrissake OH, health warning on that please - lunch almost exited onto the keyboard.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what Lord Turdburgler of Cesspool has between her legs.

WV: carse [You could not make it up.]

catflap said...

Good idea.
Make every bastard politician and quangocrat go through the fucker.
Then post themselves on facebook along with members interests.
'penis pump'collector etc.

JD said...

Yeuch!!

Demetrius said...

I'm glad she's your bird and not mine.

Anonymous said...

But it is for our own good!
You can guarantee that wrinkly pensioners will be forced through but the first complaining burka wearer will be exempt.

Fidothedog said...

I feel ill after seeing that, its like stumbling onto some odd Germanic fetish porn site.

Forester said...

I'd love to see Harperson and Jacqui Smith burned at the stake as the witches they are.

Forester said...

Mind you, given the amount of fat they both carry, it would take a month of Sundays to put the flames out. Should'nt the government be doing something about morbidly overweight people?

c said...

Bloody hell Forester ..

Burn those two arsehole bitches at the same time & our carbon footprint would almost match that of China ..

Anonymous said...

Interesting tit size variation (take my word for it - don't look again)

Captain Haddock said...

Bloody great idea .. till the first Burkha wearer gets the arse-ache & refuses .. then it'll be little old white ladies only ..

You just wait & see ..

Ron Broxted said...

My old mum and sister are both very fat and on the game. They both specialise in shagging male punters that like the larger woman, usually mostly blacks and skinny asians. One complained when shagging my old ma that he burnt his arse on the ceiling light bulb.
Tonight I went to the gym and had a good sniff round the mens changing room and nicked a pair of pants and a jock strap.....Oooh matron.

the beast said...

Im off to Hong Kong and cant wait for the the fuckers to have a good long look at my cock. It will remind them just why their women love the white bamboo.
I hope the cunts dont notice the watches I intend to be smuggling.

Ron Broxted said...

"the beast, 2 February 2010 21:25

Im off to Hong Kong and cant wait for the the fuckers to have a good long look at my cock. It will remind them just why their women love the white bamboo."

Ooooooooooh..... I think I need to go and lie down for a moment to compose myself....

milf whoaarrh syndrome said...

will the scanner-operator be receiving compensation for post traumatic stress disorder?

katie kwik-fit said...

i'm not bothered. i've got nothing to hide.

isn't anyone going to congratulate me on my re-tread?

Afghanistan Banana Stand said...

That picture is wrong on so many levels

Anonymous said...

Obviously fake. You can't see Harmans cock...

Hermione Halfwit said...

Anything to declare Ms Hormone?

Just a big fat arse, officer.

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