Friday, 5 February 2010

Jim Devine loses his mind - LIVE



Ye GODS

Full transcript here

Do not pass go, do not collect £200.

71 comments:

RantinRab said...

Beat you by two minutes!!

Cunty face!!!

Dame Davina Pancake said...

What a fecking thieving, thick, ignorant, arrogant bastard. Have fun inside dear (as if). I mean, really, would you employ this cunt to pic up dog shit?

Davina x

Anonymous said...

No, no, no, no, no....yes.
Thought I was watching Vicar of Dibley for a minute there.
Have you ever seen anyone more shifty and unconvincing?
Won't be long and he'll be getting fucked in the shower by Mr. Big.

Habermas said...

Such mendacity and venality, same as Ireland or India then, only the accent changes.

Captain Haddock said...

I find it simply incredible that anyone would vote for this man to represent them ..

He's either as thick as pigshit .. or he's well "at it" .. and I know which I believe ..

What a defence .. "My mate told me it would be OK to do this" ... its laughable, the average 6 yr old could do better ..

Warsteiner said...

Good grief, I can't believe what a thick cunt he is.

BTW notice how many times he says "benefit" - he'll be needing "benefits" when he comes out of jail.

Anonymous said...

Does this mean a peerage is out of the question?

Michael Martin got one.

bicycle spoke said...

Room-temperature IQ, and I'm NOT talking Fahrenheit.

Union > Labour Party > PLP > Jail

microdave said...

Jesus H bloody Christ!!!!

We allow ourselves to be governed by ignorant pricks like this?????

I had to stop the clip playing after a few minutes - I had a headache to start with, and his jabbering just made it worse....

Anonymous said...

Fell a bit let down,i come here expecting to a picture like this?

:-)

http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/sbres/70.$plit/C_67_article_2051557_body_articleblock_0_bodyimage.jpg

Anonymous said...

what'cha ma call it?

Normally we call it fraud, you call it 'acting within the rules'.

Anonymous said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1248769/Royle-Family-actor-Ricky-Tomlinson-considers-standing-General-Election.html

Marchamont Needham said...

While watching it my teenage daughter turned to me and said "how can anyone that stupid become an MP"

Bloody good question.

Anonymous said...

Idiot! Nice to put a voice to his dumbassed emails to YBC. Guilty! Hang the bastard!

caesars wife said...

"I was advised by a Labour whip that you could transfer money"

wonder if its the same fella who thought you could have 50k of Labour parties money accounted for in an excercise book , for personal polling use . Still looking at the national accounts the unamed Labour whip must be in the treasury.

Father Ted Crilly said...

The money was just resting in my account

Anonymous said...

Devine is a dirty fucking Labour cunt.

I hope he kills his children, the thick parasites who voted for him, and then himself.

hangemall said...

It seems to me that Devine thinks that he can claim so much for this, so much for that, so much for something else and then shuffle the money around between these categories.

He doesn't belong in prison, he belongs in a secure home for the terminally fuckwitted.

For the rest of his life.

For his own and our safety.

Everard P Burgerpenis said...

If you look on his website and click the "latest news" tab it shows .... er ...... *not* the latest news .....

Anonymous said...

Was this filmed in his taxpayer funded furnished house? If so I'm quite partial to the curtains and claim them back! ...Oh and the blinds, and the cushions, and the furniture, in fact I bet his bloody clothes come out of expenses too. Who would know since he seems to be moving money between accounts. If anyone has his home address pop it on over to YBC and we'll post off a repossession letter ;-)

Yet no sign of his shit-expensive shelves.... You'd think at those prices they'd at least cover the fricking wall :-)

Cheers
Olly

Anonymous said...

To quote Sybil Fawlty
"I have seen more intelligent creatures lying on their backs at the bottom of a pond"
Urban11

Dawdels said...

Jim Devines home address is 13 West Main Street, Blackburn, West Lothian!

bofl said...

pretty thick.........

but.........they ALLLLLLLL have been stealing..........and it was accepted in the cosy club of the hoc........

and he does have a point that he is being singled out when 300+ have been shown to have stolen.........

yet the cps only prosecutes a handful.....our system is shite!

Anonymous said...

Jim's finances should be managed on his behalf by the Court of Protection as the wonderful Anna Raccoon explained recently. He's the sort of person you feel happy for when he does up by himself all the toggles on his duffel coat.

Anna Raccoon said...

Quite right Anon! Thank-you for that.

It’s the new Devine Defence. It wasn’t stealing yer honour, yer see, I gave the money I stole from the bank to the clinic that were doin’ me wife’s plastic surgury, so yer see I were just movin’ it between acounts like, I didna profit from it at all…..aggghhhh!

D’you think he’ll plead diminished responsibility?

It Will Come to Me said...

My sympathies are with Devine much as I despise pretty well everything he stands for.
As I understand it his staff budget was running out and his stationery budget was very healthy. He did what is common practice which was to be 'creative' in allocating a perfectly proper expense for staff to an account (stationery) which was underspent. This relieved pressure on his overspent staff account.

This is hardly fraud. Were I on a jury I'd vote Not Guilty on the evidence shown in the clip.

Shug Niggurath said...

This is complete and utter fraud! Fuckme. It's indefensible. His story is this:

He's got 4 different expense streams, in this instance he is talking about his staffing costs (has a maximum) and his communications allowance.

He had claimed the max on staff, so he got a fake invoice made up and claimed for extra communications money.

Or to put it another way, he stole MY money to pay HIS staff (should we go and see if this staff member is family or friend?).

He's getting done because he is so fucking stupid he's confessing to it instead of acting like the rest of them

What this proves to me is they all think it's normal to fuck about with budgets - and this cunt thinks he is entitled to represent people.

He's not only a criminal, he's a fucking idiot too.

Marchamont Needham said...

It will come to me - no!

He doesn't have accounts. He has the right to claim legitimate expenses for different things.

When he employed more staff than he had money to pay for, he defrauded the taxpayer by claiming for fake expenses which he then used to pay his staff.

Submitting fake invoices to your employer is theft.

He claimed he didn't gain, but I, as a taxpayer, lost!

It's like robbing the bank and then pleading not guilty because you gave the stolen money away. You haven't gained but the bank has lost.

C. Howthey Fall said...

This excuse for a human being is plainly demented and so far up his own poophole that every word is coloured brown...how appropriate. I look forward to him talking his way out of being some Big, Well Hung Boy's bitch when he is inside. Don't forget the vaseline silly man.

Ron Broxted said...

He even makes me sound intelligent. Thieving arsehole.

Rogerborg said...

My God, even the Pravda apparatchik can't stop himself from savaging this mong.

Let it stand on the record: as a Scotch, I would like to apologise.

You know, just in general.

Please understand that most of us stay in Scotchland, and just get on with robbing each other, not civilised people.

I just hope that it's our taxes that are used to pay for jailing this crook, not yours.

So, so sorry.

Fausty said...

Words fail me.

Anonymous said...

Gawd- his one and only brain cell is so lost it'll talk any jibber-jabber just for company.
He 'reported himself to the polis' - and he is surprised at what is happening. Totally naive or what? All right-minded Scots will wont to hide - including yours truly - arghhhhhh!

Dick the Prick said...

Bit of a high flyer temporarily grounded.

cobbett said...

"This happened when I worked in a union, this happened when I worked in the health service, money was moved across accounts, in particular towards the end of the year."
just sums up what is wrong with this fucking country. he steals OUR money and it is ok because it was also done when he was working at Unison and with taxpayers money in the NHS, the cunt really thinks he has done nothing wrong.

Anonymous said...

It boils down to...

He submitted a receipt for 'Stationary' expenses for £5,500, which was not used for stationary, but (he says) staff costs.

So the receipt was clearly fabricated by someone, and he clearly knows this.

ps His body language has 'liar' all over it

Anonymous said...

Yeah but you have to laugh though don't you?

DAD said...

At the begining I thought that he was drunk, but as the film continued I realised that he is really that thick

Anonymous said...

Half a dozen of these bastards will get a slap on the wrist so the remaind gawd knows how many theiving arseholes will get off Scot (no pun intended) free.

These cases will of course be used as a precedent against any 'little people' who may think they have a chance of using the same excuses.

Should I ever end up before the beak, my explanation of 'I thought it was within the rules' has gone right out the window.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately I have seen this done in business too. I almost feel sorry for him - he's very thick & is being 'honest' according to his lights & is being hung out to dry to cover the misdeeds of folk considered to be too important to be charged - Uddin, Fat Jacky etc.

Anonymous said...

"I didn't benefit personally"

No, but he would have done. Basically he spent the maximum he could on staff to help him get re-elected, then more by nicking money from other sources in order to pay MORE for staffing than would have been allowed.

All because he was desperate to hang on to his job for PERSONAL gain....

Anonymous said...

"This happened all the time in the union... in business"

Being a thieving fucker by defrauding other union members and innocent, unknowing, shareholders is NOT an excuse.

Cut the fucker's hands off...

Uranus, The Magician. said...

This is the sort of uneducated, thick, lying, fuckwit who epitomises the self seeking, whip obeying, haggis-eating, scotch swilling, troughing twats who come as part of the Liebour package.

RantinRab said...

I wonder if they have given DNA samples?

Anonymous said...

@Marchamont Needham ....bet those he employed were family or unison co-religionists, keeping it all in the McLiebour tribe.

You are a cunt! said...

"Ron" (Alamo) you seem obsessed with your lack of a university degree and the fact that Wladislaw at the garage won't let you "sports massage" him any more. I hope your battle with mental illness is soon over. Have you seen my x-rays? When did I state I was in Ireland in 1969?

Gobshite said...

All I heard was:

"Oink? Oink oink oink. Oink. Oink oink. Oink!!!!"

the face that launched a thousand gloryholes said...

@This is the sort of uneducated, thick, lying, fuckwit who epitomises the self seeking, whip obeying, haggis-eating, scotch swilling, troughing twats who come as part of the Liebour package.

Not that a lack of education is a thing to always lay at the feet of the person in question, but too fucking right.

They carry their stupidity so poorly by having no redeeming characteristics what so ever.

Ugly, lying chancers.

thelunaticarms said...

Excellent. Can't seem to digg the C4 article so dugg this instead. Lost what little love I had for C4 when they begin the 'Friends' marathons.

http://digg.com/d31Hxoh

opsimath said...

The face that launched a thousand gloryholes said: This is the sort of uneducated, thick, lying, fuckwit who epitomises the self seeking, whip obeying, haggis-eating, scotch swilling, troughing twats who come as part of the Liebour package.

Not that a lack of education is a thing to always lay at the feet of the person in question, but too fucking right.

They carry their stupidity so poorly by having no redeeming characteristics what so ever.

Ugly, lying chancers.


If you have anything to say, The face that launched a thousand gloryholes, say it - don't beat about the bush like this!

Great post - agree whole-heartedly - thanks!

Anonymous said...

Nowhere near as bad as flipping 4 homes,when all
is said and done.
Don't know if you guys know this,but a lot of credit for exposing these crooks should go to Michael Barnbrook BNP. It won't of course.
Urban11

SO17 said...

I understand there has been a joint statement from the 'Troughing Four'.
Sorry, but do we get joint statements allowed from criminals in other cases who happen to commit a similar crime?
They acted as individuals and should be treated as such.
Judging by Devines performance,Four will soon become three if the others have any sense.
And who is the mystery Whip?

Rogerborg said...

You realise this is just a minor distraction from the real scam, the NWO "climate change" power grab?

I was delighted to note that despite Pravda's best efforts to make people disbelieve their own eyes, 35% of us have already woken up to the scam, and another 38% are rubbing their bleary eyes and smelling the coffee. With only 26%(*) now faithfully spouting the Party line, this is what "terrifies" Zanu, not the petty sniping of a few porky bloggers.

I predict the focus of the power grab meandering away from "climate change" towards "securing our borders/energy supply", i.e. bigging up the threat from Johnny Iranfellow and Albert Quada. Eternal war is a much more tried and tested method of running perpetual crisis government than scaring kids with cartoons of puppies and kittens drowning.

(*) Pravdamaths have lost 1% of respondents, presumably those who chinned the pollster.

the face that launched a thousand gloryholes said...

opsimath said... don't beat about the bush like this!

Many thanks, opsimath (I know a new word now, so you are teacher as well as student). The first bit was a just quote of Uranus, The Magician's excellent comment at 09:53.

I played a relatively minor part in it all =)

Climategate said...

Rogerborg:
Indeed, and consider that the results were despite agenda bending by the BBC, 24/7 for the last 10 years.

AGW/MMGW cigar store indian declares a fight to the death said...

PRINCE CHARLES ON CLIMATE CHANGE: GLOBAL WARMING SCEPTICS ARE ALL LIARS

Good. See you in Hades, Charles.

chefdave said...

There are plenty of intelligent people here, but you're doing yourself no favours by lumping this example of 'fraud' together with much more serious cases that really deserve the attention of the CPS.


Even though I detest New Labour skum as much as the next man, this particular MP based on the interview appears to be nothing more than an incompetent fool, but not a crook. Attacking such an obvious target is too easy and degrades the usually sensible opposition into nothing more than a witch-hunt with no sense of porportion.


Outrage, vitriol, over-reactionism and the uncanny ability to disregard logic and common sense are traits of the left. Don't drag yourself down to their level.

I feel pity for him, that is all.

Anonymous said...

This guy needs more than a solicitor after this interview!

As DK would say, fucking helski.

derstrob said...

May i start by saying I detest his party. I voted for them only once 30 years ago and would not dream of voting for them now. I hate what they have done to my country, and I hate the attitude they foster of dependency and lack of ambition. And I think very low of MP's in general.

However. i have just watched this and I must say i think he is a fall guy. He is like the kid in class the teacher has caught being naughty, and who takes the belt for the real bad boys. He's not particularly bright, but on the face of it he doesn't look like he is the crook I expected to see when I started the vid.

I too would possibly aquit if I was on the jury on the basis of that interview.

Its the system they have invented here which sucks. Would not a reasonable system have been an agreed budget being set and it being left to each member to allocate it as they saw fit - with the proviso that none of it went to the member? Staff rates could be on an agreed scale. He says he did not gain personally. A house flipper who sold a house we paid for and then avoided the CGT any other person would have received is a crook. This guy is a bit dumb, but it doesn't look to me like he's a crook.

derstob said...

the word "bill" should be inserted between CGT and any. Duh!

Fat of the land said...

Yeah. There's something a bit odd when all those house flippers who were clearly engaged in fraudulent behaviour for personal gain are not being prosecuted and this clown is.

Of course, if you were to prosecute all the house flippers you'd be prosecuting most of parliament and both front benches.

They're all corrupt and rotten to the core. It's just that most of them will get off!!

Anonymous said...

You lot seem surprised. We've got whole fucking cabinet full of wankers like this. The only difference is the Cabinet members get intensive training (from the taxpayer, of course) to ensure they don't SOUND thick.

It's typical of every top line manager I've ever met in the public sector.

Anonymous said...

To think that the previous member for Livingston was the late Robin Cook. Was it an idiots only shortlist?

pelt them all with rocks and excrement said...

This guy is dumb enough to put on a good show and thus draw attention away from the real criminals as they make good their escape.

They are, as others have rightly said, almost *all* crooks and all equally deserving of a stint in the excrement stocks.

My vote would be for town square latrines with the offending local MP chained into a pit underneath.

Unhitch those duds and let rip!

Pigs can live off shit so no problem.

Rogerborg said...

derstrob, while everything you said is valid, it's also irrelevant. He is a crook. He submitted a clearly fraudulent claim, a claim on our money.

That's he's too dumb to lie about it effectively does not absolve him. That everybody else does it (but is smart enough not to get caught) does not absolve him. Pity him if you like, but never, ever forget this: it's your money that he's stealing. Right out of your pocket.

Anonymous said...

@Dawdels, cheers mate, he'll now be getting two removal of goods notices ;-)

Olly

Adrian Peirson said...

Meanwhile Gordon McTurpin is handing Lord Rothschild McTurpin Gilt Edged Debt notes with your children's name imprinted on them.

In return Lord Rothschild McTurpin is LENDING the Supposedly Sovereign Nation of Great Britain £1 Trillion Pounds.

Had we coined that money ourselves, the National debt would be .


ZERO.


This man is a disttraction, they were encouraged to do this, they were told they could, their expenses were signed off.

The real Con is the £1 Trillion.

There is no need for us to Borrow worthless bits of paper.
It costs less than 1p to print a £20 note and exactly the same to print a £50 note.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6NcAzqAd6M

'e woz robbed! said...

22:56

i think it was devine needed the plastic surgery - oh dear, maybe he did have his face-lifted!

str8edgegav said...

Spineless fat fuck! "A big boy done it and ran away" is the pishiest excuse he could come up with. If we could make a sturdy enough gallows, we could stretch his neck a bit. Obviously a firm believer in "all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others" - he certainly qualifies as a fat, porky bastard. Hope his cell mate has a massive cock...

Anonymous said...

Big fat thick as pig shit labour cunt.
Fatso is gona get his ring fucked in the in the jail.

Where do labour find these low life arseholes?

Fatty is going down.
Good riddence to ya, ya fat stupid greedy bastard.

Anonymous said...

Just seen lying cheating fat labour bastard on the news.
Fat greedy ugly cunt is lying like a labour politician, still.

I hope he enjoy,s a big sausage up his fat arse , fatso is gony get spit roasted in the nick.

Fat cheating labour cuntface will be crying like a baby for his mummy,
Hahahahahaha fat bastard is gony get shafted in his dirty smelly hole.

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