Friday, 5 February 2010

Criminals

BREAKING: Elliot Morley, David Chaytor, Jim Devine and Lord Hanningfield charged over expenses fraud. Uddin investigation ongoing, Lord Clarke insufficient evidence

The four have released a joint statement which reads: "We are clearly extremely disappointed that the DPP has decided to instigate proceedings against us - we thought we'd get away with it. Everyone else has.

"We totally refute any charges that we have committed an offence and we will defend our position robustly. We are confident of our position and have been advised by eminent QCs - our freemason friends in the Judiciary and the Police will see us right, we're sure

"We maintain that this is an issue that should be resolved by the parliamentary commissioner who is there to enforce any breach of the rules - Please don't call the real Police. I can't go to Jail, I'm too pretty

"Clearly parliament's system of expenses is utterly discredited, but we believe there has been a complete inconsistency of approach to different individual cases. - Do it to Julia

40 comments:

Harry MacEgan. said...

Morley eats the others and case collapses?

Captain Haddock said...

I'll believe it when I see the bastards being transferred (in handcuffs) from the Cellular van into the Prison itself ..

And why have these people only been Summonsed ? .. Why haven't Arrest Warrants been issued ?

"Ordinary" people don't get Summonsed for theft .. they get nicked ..

I don't believe the WV = "pitypo" .. is someone setting up a case to exonerate Uddin ?????

Plumber Hammersmith said...

Are these people going to get thrown in prison just like normal working-class people would do.... I very much doubt it !

bofl said...

a slap on the wrist after sucking off the judge in his private chambers will be all they get.....

VotR said...

About time something was done. Get on with it, CPS!

Slutty Hoe said...

Holby darling, aren't you always going on about rights; don't these individuals have the right to a fair trial?

Very authoritarian of you to assume guilt before a court case...

Anonymous said...

Funny how Pravda fail to mention that smug bitch Uddin in their 'coverage' of this - and yet they *do* name someone who *isn't* going to be charged !

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8499590.stm

Is it cos she is a Paki ?

Anonymous said...

This boy was just 15 years old when he was attacked with a claw hammer by a gang of up to 20 Pakistanis - many of whom were adult males.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wiltshire/8500218.stm

"Mr Webster was 15 when he was repeatedly punched, kicked and hit with the sharp end of a claw hammer."

Can you *imagine* the Righteous outrage and wailing that Pravda would have indulged in had it been a 15-year old paki whom had been assaulted by a gang of 20 white males ?

Are the BBC institutionally biased against the white indiginous population of this country ?

Do bears shit in the woods ?

Uncle Marvo said...

Finally revealed - the answer to the question people have been asking from time immemorial.

Who put the Cunt in Scunthorpe?

Jess The Dog said...

Fight this travesty of justice!

Free The Labour Three!!

http://jess-the-dog.blogspot.com/2010/02/free-labour-three.html

Daniel1979 said...

Lock them up.

FireForce said...

All of labour should be on trial for fraud, as they said they were going to govern the country for all in 1997, and they hav further ruined the country, all against the wall, last cigarette, ( oh sorry not allowed )

Chav said...

YO YO YO YO! Representin Easy St Posseee!

Bang bang bang em up!

Morley Morley, throw from the 10th story!

Fuck fuck fuck em up!

Chaytor Chaytor, your gonna eat my dogs shit later

Slap slap slap em up!

Devine Devine six foot hole, cover with lime!

Hanningfield Hanningfield easy, hang in a fucking field

Bow blow blow em up!

Uddin Uddin er aw fuck!

Ethan said...

I agree with Anonymous at 11:55

Baronness Uddin just as guilty...wonder why she was let off. Is it cos' of her ethnic origins? Her links to Newham a uber safe Labour sheethole?

And what about Wacky Jackboots Smith? Trousered 116K or our money and just let off.
I say prosecute (and hang) the lot!

Anonymous said...

All jooz every one of them and Uddin, Joo, they're all at it!! Zionist bastards! Now if we had some nice cuddly palestinian pipple everything be alright mon!

Anonymous said...

Morley even looks like a fucking pig.

Anybody with a face like that should be prosecuted anyway.

Ron Broxted said...

"bofl, 5 February 2010 11:48

a slap on the wrist after sucking off the judge in his private chambers will be all they get....."

Oooh yes PLEASE !!!

Mmmmmmmm..... slurp....slurp...

Uncle Marvo said...

False accounting:

Sentencing guidelines for LESS THAN £20K but over £10K, 3 years custody.

Morley has two offences, so should do 6 years. He won't, unless it's concurrent, and anyway he'll get a light one, with time off for being a cunt, and probably end up planting flowers on a roundabout somewhere. Had he got the two charges lumped together it would have been 4 years (between £20K-£100K). Again, planting roundabouts.

http://www.sentencing-guidelines.gov.uk/docs/consultation_guideline_sentencing_for_fraud_statutory_offences.pdf

Newgates Knocker said...

Elliot Morley IS guilty. It is inconcievable that he didn't know his mortgage was paid off, when he continued claiming for it. He was taking money on dodgy book-keeping. Theft.
It's either that, or he was so clueless as to what was going on he should have been sat in the 'special needs' section of parliament as an incompetant wanker. Maybe that will be his defence in court.
He won't go to prison. The rules are different for them.

Harry MacEgan. said...

Faux Ron you have fled the Torygraph in tears, are bigger boyz being nasty to you? Perhaps a few racist comments will cheer you up. How was your trip to India? Fnnr fnnnr, the Taj Mahal takeaway in St Neots does not count.

Catflap said...

Easy on the Masons OH.
Do you think this shitbagging crowd of Catholic republicans that infest New Labour would have got so far if the Masons had, or indeed ever did have, real power?
A myth propogated against another British institution.Just like Hereditary Peers.

the beast said...

Jews and Pakis who dont know their finances to the thinnest penny?
FUCK OFF!

Anonymous said...

"Three MPs said today that they planned to dispute the right of the courts to try them over their expenses claims after they learnt that they are to face prosecution.

The Labour MPs Elliot Morley, David Chaytor and Jim Devine, as well as Lord Hanningfield, a Tory frontbencher and leader of Essex County Council, face up to seven years in jail for theft. They are expected to stand trial later this year after a nine-month police investigation.

All four have been charged under the Theft Act 1968 and will appear in court at 2pm on March 11. They are the first MPs to face legal action by prosecutors over their expenses.

The three Labour MPs announced today that they will fight the charges, seeking to claim parliamentary privilege over their expenses activities."

Cunts.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7016485.ece

I am Stan said...

Not one of them will see the inside of a prison cell!

Ray Nerslane said...

The fact that only 4 of these troughing fuckers are being prosecuted is bad enough.

If they successfully claim parliamentary privilege there could be blood on the streets.

Could this be the excuse Brown is looking for to invoke the Civil Contingencies Act?

Uncle Marvo said...

@Ray Nerslane

Bring it on. ASAP.

418 said...

If there is anyone in the trough who has not been prosecuted but you think should be prosecuted: bring a private prosecution and stop bitching !

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_prosecution

Uncle Marvo said...

I can't bring a PP for personal reasons.

But - if someone wants to nail Uddin, I'm prepared to make a major financial contribution.

I see the bitch's Wiki has already been blagged. The first sentence is genius.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pola_Uddin,_Baroness_Uddin

It wasn't me. Had it been, I would be proud.

I wonder - under the guidelines this is OVER £100,000. That would be guaranteed jail. Or deportation. Or hanging. Any combination would satisfy me.

I think I've just become a racist as well as a homophobe.

Anonymous said...

What are the odds that this Uddin bitch will suddenly up sticks and fuck off back to her homeland where she will live out the rest of her life in the lap of luxury all paid for by those Dhimmi mugs, the British tax-payers ?

Baroness Uddin has a marble mansion in Bangladesh

Well, that's what most fucking pakis seem to do when they feel the luke warm breath of plod on the back of their necks.

And before any of you cunts point it out.... yes I know Uddin's not actually a paki.... I'm just a razy lacist....

Anonymous said...

Somebody should confiscate Uddin's passport(s) before she legs it.

Anonymous said...

Just sequestrate all her assets and send the filthy mosquerat back to whence she came.
Urban11

Joe Public said...

The Fees Office has just been asked.....

"Can I claim an Additional Costs Allowance from my prison cell?"

Lizards-Ahoy23 said...

Alot of people are no doubt subscribed to the David Icke world view.

418 said...

"The police are also considering whether to launch an investigation into Uddin’s expense claims after receiving a complaint from Angus Robertson, the leader in Westminster of the Scottish National party." *

Why is it that when I make a complaint to the police I'm either ignored or arrested?

* The Times online today

Anonymous said...

“…if I was you I would f*** back off to the hills of tora borro (sic), I have your home address, you are f***** sunshine, we shall see who has got balls now you two faced lying f****** paki… your cards f*****… prison awaits you b** boy. Think your (sic) brave, you don’t know the line you have crossed you f*** witt (sic) – keep looking over you shoulder theif! (sic)”

http://eotp.wordpress.com/2010/01/19/2010-liberal-democrat-parliamentary-candidate-david-jack-resigns-over-racist-email/

Anonymous said...

Show trial.

Sacrifice a few of the least useful for the sake of securing the thrones of the most mighty.

Dazed And Confused said...

I see that although they've been charged, non of these troughing fuckers were arrested, thus no finger prints or D.N.A. samples will ever be taken.

These people are now mocking us blind, and see us as nothing taxable units in their visions of grandeur.

Wheres that fucking piano wire....

The Cunt Crusher said...

I see that my telegraph is missing another prize cunt tonight. How many is that now Ron/Harry McEgan? 10.1. That right you have been fucked over and pussy whipped yet again. Too fucking easy you sawn off little monkey spanker ras clart. Fnrrr Fnrrr. Are you going to cwry again?

Rogerborg said...

Unsurprisingly, these are the truly retarded greedy mongtards that even Zanu commisars hold in contempt. It's about that time in a government's life cycle when they start eating their own in earnest.

between the lines said...

12:00

if the 15-year-old boy and his mates had been prosecuted when they beat up the pakis' friend (or the school had protected the paki's friend from bullying), then none of this would have happened. this pig-shit-thick racist ginger/white half-caste schoolboy never seems to have had much brains to damage - hence the verdict. parents should not encourage their children to be islamphobic bullies. end of.

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