Saturday, 20 February 2010

++Blair to doorstep++




Mr Brown confirmed that Tony Blair will be campaigning with him in Labour's general election campaign.

'I'm very pleased that Tony Blair will be helping us', he said.

'We campaigned as New Labour and then governed as New Labour.'

'Now having governed as New Labour we're going to campaign as New Labour.'

JOY. Please come to a town near me Tony, I DARE you.

27 comments:

righty right wing (mrs) said...

Thatcher only stole the childrens milk.

Brown & Blair stole their futures.

Be they British or Iraqi children, New Labour have serious crimes to answer for.

And speed the day they do.

Ron Broxted said...

I admire your moxey Mr H but the Rt Hon member for Texas East will be surrounded by armed shoot to kill goons from the police.

Bodderick said...

I've been thinking of a British version of the shoe throwing meme: dirty great pigshit covered wellington boots.

Captain Haddock said...

"Oh God .. please grant me the miracle of Blair & Brown turning up on my doorstep .. if you never do anything else for me, please grant me this one heartfelt wish" ...

Ampers said...

Christ! Never knew Blair was actually brave!

Jess The Dog said...

Not a chance of Blair appearing on a genuine doorstep.

There will be a couple of stage-managed Potemkin Visits, where Blair whizzes in and out again for media benefit.

Labour activists will be standing outside party members' homes, scrutinising clipboards for the correct addresses, in order to knock at the the door when the Dear Ex-leader strides down the path, ready for the photographer to capture the moment.

This is how it was when Sarah Brown visited my town during the Glenrothes campaign and I watched it unfold. The gullible Scottish media lapped it up.

PLenty of scope for the citizen-journalist (ie. blogger) to burst the spin bubble. Get photos of the activists with clipboards, the heavy 'security', any cordon, any demonstrations. Spread the word....

Anonymous said...

The man is shameless.

Ron Broxted said...

Blair (or Browns) future as Frank Gallagher. Discuss.

Rogerborg said...

Oh noes! You're going to cower behind your door and bleat that he has no implied right of access? That'll learn him, and no mistake.

Bunker Shot said...

Cheers OH. Have just placed a 6 iron behind the front door.

Old Holborn said...

Rogerborg

The more you comment here, the more you show that secretly, you wish you were me, doing what I do. Instead of you. Doing nothing.

Don't worry mate, you stay seated. It's not like we're depending on you anyway

Road_Hog said...

Will you be commenting on the EDL/SDL protest today or does this need to be aired elsewhere?

UK Voter said...

Blimey! Brown must be desperate indeed to rejoice in the pledged support of a proven Filthy Liar and Vile War Criminal!

bofl said...

is tony one of the 'few' or the 'many' that gordon is so desperate to help?

how much will blairs help cost US?

no doubt they will visit a hospital or a primary school?

gordon always goes to schools because six year olds wont grill him about enslaving them ,QE and other fantasies.

so should we all get spaer guns,crossbows and/or keep a large bucket of shit ready to show our imagined fealty?

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Can we just shoot him?

Newgates Knocker said...

The man without shadow,
promises you the world!

Anonymous said...

I think i have seen more of sarah brown than her " I have had lots of girlfriends" `honest guv` husband.

Is brown so unpopular that he has to wheel out his dowdy boring plain `wife` and now Phoney?

It seems Labour are desparate to lose the next election and hand it to the blue bilderbergers without too much fuss.

A hung parliment is what the bilderbergers don't want - MPs may start actually demanding that the party impliments policy and thinks of the voters for heavens sake!

Corrugated Soundbite said...

Rogerborg

Say what you like about OH, but at least he's doing his bit to prove that you CAN give the authorities a hard time. They're not used to that after our bubble of complacency. Not one bit. So regardless of what you think of his politics, I'd say it's a good advert to start getting proactive, somehow, anyhow. Try the telly tax for a start!

prime minister on a short lease said...

believe me this wasn't my idea - if the cunt comes anywhere near my doorstep, i'll set sarah on him

desperate dave lammy said...

sod off holborn, it's in the bag mate. our slogan's a winner, it's going to be a fair future for all - except darkies of course. but why should i give a flying fuck about that?

yardarm said...

Don`t look into his eyes: that`s how Blair will take your soul.

You may be girding your loins for an intellectual duel, OH but Blair will merely look at you and you will forget about Libertarianism and being a Freeman. You will end up, excuse me, voting Labour, going to work in the public sector and...forgive me...using your blog to encourage abstinence and esposuing the virtues of CCTV.

One look into the demon eyes of Blair and you will mutate into Old Five a Day. Good bloggers, hide behind your stout front doors while Blair treads the Earth.

desperate dave lammy said...

and on a more important topic...celebrations are in order today as one of our british girls (the one sporting a nice arse in a skintight lycra bodysuit) managed to secure the gold medal for doing 85mph on a tea-tray, on ice, would you believe it? naturally, i've been confronted by trevor phillips about the zero participation of afro-caribbeans in this sport - but he reluctanctly agreed that there probably weren't any black people mad enough to try it, anyway. i assured mr phillips that, given time, there was bound to be some stupid cunt break ranks and dive head first down the slippery white tunnel of no-return.

june sarpong (448ft high club, in stilettos) said...

00:43

oi...when you took me on that date up the london-eye, i thought i woz going to mount the podium, but all i got was a nobbly old lollipop which miraculously turned into an ice-cream. dirty cheapskate.

Rogerborg said...

ATTENTION FREEDOM-MEN OF MONGO!

Today, I sued the State in the court of Sherifflaw for oppressing my common human law rights of non-access. I asserted the supremacy of common law over Admiralty statute wizard-gabble. Coppers had a pie and a pint with me and agreed that I was right. Also, studly. So called Magistrates trembled in shock and awe. All loved me, and despaired.

All this happened because I say that it happened. On the intartubes, no one can accuse you of not being a dog.

Anonymous said...

Blair to Doorstep ~ only a selective few of hardcore voters.

I would'nt piss on him, if he were on fire. The piece of shite.

PS: same goes for Cast Iron Dave!

Anonymous said...

Please, oh please let him land up on my doorstop He'll never be the same again.

Anonymous said...

M'm Rogerborg - do you think you might be happier over at LabourLost? Seem to be more your type of people there.

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