Monday, 11 January 2010

Quote of the Day


here in the midst of the coldest winter since global warming began




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18 comments:

sandraspook (cia) said...

i am on a secret mission to observe british bloggers' wanking habits in order to keep obama's x-files on unidentified foreign onanists up-to-date. i am especially keen to ensure that you bloggers wank off regularly and in agency approved locations.

Rogerborg said...

@Tebbit: "I do not wish this blog to be a backward-looking, “things were bettter [sic] in my young day”, old man’s gripe,

Shame he didn't get what he wished for. Nurse probably gave him the wrong meds today. Bless him for trying to stave off the dementia though. You keep at it, old fellow.

spark up said...

18:51

very interesting sandra - i advise all bloggers to check there's not a star-spangled spook under your bed or, for that matter, in it. i understand that the british intelligence services are now a fully subservient sub-section of the american central intelligence agency - should suit cowboy cameron down to the ground.

Rogerborg said...

Bit of a good-with-the-bad news day today.

Bent coppers get caught selling shooters. Quelle surprise! Couldn't they have argued that they were recycling them?

Moron coppers have to deny telling top telly totty that she can't defend herself in her own home. Remember: record everything they say. No record, no witnesses? You're a liar.

Ali Dizaei in the shit again. It won't stick though; it never does. Surely the CPS should have realised by now that he's above the law?

Muslimaniacs convicted of causing 'harassment, alarm or distress', presumably 4A, intentional. Yes, they're scum, but Andy Choudary will get another few dozen cultists out of this, and a platform to point out that "Muslimaniac" is likely to cause 'harassment, alarm or distress", innit?

Captain Haddock said...

Dear Sandra ..

I would have thought you'd have your work cut out keeping track of your own domestic wankers .. without worrying about the rest of the world ..

After all, you have plenty of 'em .. and the most prolific & vigorous seem to end up in the White House ..

Rt Hon Peter Robinson MP MLA said...

I am NOT a cuckold!

Captain Haddock said...

No .. you're old man Paisley's glove puppet ..

Which is probably why your Missus went over the side a couple of times (once with a Toy-boy & once with the crew of HMS Ark Royal) ..

sandraspook (cia) said...

20:17

are you referring to hilary?

i don't do frosty old lesbos.

cottage cheese said...

20:48

what i can't understand is...why guido demanded an apology from robinson? was robinson unfaithful and they both lovers?

Anonymous said...

http://www.thehomegunsmith.com/

Anonymous said...

http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle2010/tle551-20100103-03.html

Polecat Bounce said...

Tebbit? Isn't that the cove that privatised BT when he was Secretary of State at the DTI,and then went on to join the board of directors within a few years?
He knows a good joke when he sees one.

norm "good-connections" tebbit (forme beat-boy) said...

23:06

oi polecat, i've got an ology in it mate

pope frugal the spiv said...

lord yob is probably worried about gas supplies running out - of course, in a free market, without interference from ofgas & co, fuel companies could charge as much as they liked, with the result that consumers would be far more cost-conscious, waste less energy, wear more woolly jumpers, and appreciate the benefits of communal life, as opposed to a single existence in excessively spacious accommodation. aside from saving marriages, this climate of realism would allow us all to sleep happy in the knowledge that there would always be enough gas in the pipes to blast ourselves to kingdom come should life under cameron's conservatives become to much to bear. amen.

i c thermals, professor of short sharp shivery seasons said...

the climate is warming up (due to solar activity, i might add), but perversely, the melting arctic ice-cap has caused the warm-water-currents of the north-atlantic-drift to veer orff and shun our poor little isle, thus leaving us out in the cold. bugger, bugger, bugger.

revolution is a smile said...

i agree, spark up, the blogosphere has indeed been subject to manipulation and infiltration by the cia - whose operatives, like all 'big p' politically-motivated personae, are a bunch of cowardly crooked cheats. this need not be a problem so long as one does not make the mistake of purposely conglomerating (with others) into political camps in order to hedge against one's own psychological insecurities - and so long as one can communicate telepathically with like-minded individuals. yes, sir, i have read your blog and am equally of the opinion that 'black-power' groups in the uk have been taken for a deluxe donkey-ride by the cia, who have dangled obama as the carrot and used good-old-fashioned state-enforced racism as the traditional stick (to keep black people dissatisfied and keen for the mirage of change). in common with political activists of all creeds and colours, these obama-gullible-guys and girls are easily identified by their obsessive behavioural characteristics - they carry on like highly-motivated crackheads on a mission - and, as with all revolutionaries, they end-up either being used by the establishment, or being subsumed by it, united by greed. predictably, these faux-black subversives (many of whom are government employees) have colluded with the state in wielding both the state-stick and the conscious-carrot, and have ultimately sold out uk citizens (black and white) to the whims of a bunch of neo-colonialist bandits.

those who organize for the state are evil exploitative cunts, those who organize against the state are just stupid cunts.

health warning: the fate of groups who seek to conspire against the state is to be strung along and sucked dry-as-spent-sugar-cane until the day arrives when some bloated nob, embarrassed by the exposure of an illegitimate expense-claim for a gold-plated cock-sock, decides it's a great time to line the usual-suspects up against the wall and bury yesterday's news. state-side of the official fence which divides us, it's a black-and-white world right to the very top, i can assure you - even the president hates himself. as the civil-servant-turned-shoe-seller said to me today: "at least i'm allowed to smile at customers here". now that's what i call revolution darling.

banned said...

Went straight onto my favorites. Note that he pointedly praised the Brownling while having a bit of a dig at Dave.
Some local wag has already defaced one of Daves posters by giving him a Guido style 'tach and goatee with a black marker pen.

Ron Broxted said...

I spin my last coin..tails I'd rather be sloted by communists than let the BNP down. I'd rather not be killed at all actually, I would like to crap on Terry Wogans face. I'm drunk, too much red plonk.

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