Tuesday, 5 January 2010

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Chanel 4 are reporting that resignation of a Cabinet Minister is imminent. Paul Waugh in The Standard also running the same story.

Could be a little something to warm the cockles of your heart as global warming plunges to new depths tonight...

23 comments:

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Oh, please let it be Gordoom...

strongholdbarricades said...

I'm just going outside to clear the path of global warming

Let me know if it's already over

Anonymous said...

Two 'n' in channel you fick shit!

Climate Scientologist said...

Guys, guys, guys.....

Its *not* 'Global Warming' any more, its 'Climate Change'....

That way, we can cater for every scenario and still demand more of your money for our Righteous project.

Geddit ?

banned said...

Who cares, none of them has any stature except for Count Mandelson and it won't be him.

Will someone please tell BBC Radio Two to shut the fuck up about monster winter grips Britain. So it's snowing in Scotland. So fucking what? That's what Scotland is there for.
Every hour a ten minute spot by 'Sally Traffic' reading a list of upland passes closed by the snow like it's something new or unusual. Wow, Mamhead Pass closed, it's always fucking closed. "Ashbourne to Buxton road closed!" Like it was most years in the 1960's when I lived on it. Didn't stop me going to school or the grown ups going to work, just meant you could not go to Derby, so who the fuck would want to go to that shithole anyway?

microdave said...

And when they realise we don't buy the "Climate Change" bullshit any more, they have "Ocean Acidification" waiting in the wings......

microdave said...

"just meant you could not go to Derby, so who the fuck would want to go to that shithole anyway?"

I went there once - it was like the last place God made, and he left his shovel behind....

bofl said...

oh dear .how will we carry on?

if we lost ed or yvette?
or milipede or stravinsky?

surely the whole country will grind to a halt?
or postman al?

perhaps we should all have a national day of mourning?

JUST HOW DID ALL THESE TALENTLESS FUCKWITS EVER GET TO THESE POSITIONS?

418 said...

Just checked Channel 4 and Evening Standard sites but found no mention of this story. Can we have a link please?

Anna Raccoon said...

418

There you go _

http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2010/01/happy-new-plot.html

Climate Scientologist said...

Arctic roots of 'upside-down' weather

You see ?

Even though you think its cold it actually isn't.

Just quiet down, do as you're told and it will all be OK.

OK ?

WV: qualin - classic !

Anonymous said...

It's a BBQ Winter, don't you know!

Dick the Prick said...

Isn't this weather lovely?

Ron Broxted (Top Geezer) said...

Cressida Dick and the New Year Honours List. Hooray Well done that lady. I just love Dick, I love dick- I love dick, yummy...Oooh matron.

The charmingly named Cressida Dick is to receive the QPM (Queens Police Medal). Leaving aside how I cried when was told that cottagers were ineligible for the Queens Jubilee Medal (it is not for rampant queens?) This raises the question of how much you love your local police? I know I get cross sometimes when Sergeant McNeil PSNI and his troops catch me importuning in the local bogs. But deep down I know he is only doing his job, and he realises that I am a rampant old queen. De Menezes murder, who gives a fuck now, am I bovvered? Of course not you are expected to kow-tow to semi-literate foreign cunts at the job centre, who are probably engaged in milking the system like me . Finally, my next blog will be on the cancelled Islam4UK and the proposed march in Wootton Bassett. Hold the front page.

catflap said...

C4 news didn't have a lot to offer on this story.
Mandy is sitting tight, so that is that according to them.
The best we can hope for is the severe weather kills quite a few Labour supporters.

Fausty said...

If it's dynamite information you want, OH, how about Geithner and Paulson arrested, climategate funds intercepted by Interpol and the globalist c*nts being hounded by the Queen, Interpol and China?

Anna Raccoon said...

And the hotest rumour around Canary Wharf is that it's Tessa Jowell - that'll set the world alight - Not.

Billy The Fish said...

Anna, Jowell herself binned the rumour half an hour ago. She ain't going anywhere, worse luck!

zoomraker said...

After "climate change" it will be "asteroids" and then "alien invasion"

stevie said...

They must have loads of unused scare stories lying around , waiting to be used up to keep the plebs attention when X factors not on. Like swine flu, global warming and now,it would appear, some snow. FFFS get a grip - its winter - it snows a bit in winter. Its supposed to.

The Henley Bilge Rat said...

I wish they would all resign and fuck off. They are all a bunch useless cunts.

Count Komarowsky said...

I have just received another email asking if I want a much larger penis. It was from a large muscular Nigerian body builder I met in the gym changing room on monday. To say I'm excited is an understatement. Could this be love? Will he split my rusty sheriffs badge, should I take a chance? Mood, highly excited.

caesars wife said...

In the bleak mid winter ! as the old hymnal goes . But hang on a minute its 2010 parliament as reconvened , and ed balls brother is trying to beat a credit downgrade . Darling attack on the tories turns out to be as memorable as that wooly jumper my auntie bought in 1978 , and equally as full of holes and bad fit as it is now . The ruin is upsett at islam4uk , yet strangely forgets how much of the £13mn that was for extremism re ed might be helping Mr choudry.

Gillian Tet had a bit of an idea that the issue is moving towards soveriegn debt , CW notes that a dangerous game of pass the parcel is afoot , involving the new term of saying "it was nae me" as you pass it on. Almost without notice petrol has hit £5 a gallon and Will Hutton all too innocently didnt seem to be sure what happens when QE stops.
You have to wonder how reasurring Darlings £100bn debt reduction scheme is , CW thinks that the stimulus is at best akin to being driven along by a current , sorry to report all the fuel has gone in our high speed dash captn ruin , big freeze will affect tax reciepts . we are now drifting towards the IMF and/or the doldrums , easy debt cruises is no longer able to keep its itenary of glossy tropical ecnomic destinations , many of the crew have come down with disnterest and winter vomiting bug is rife and symptoms range from dellerium and an inability to tell the truth , to just incoherent and detached cock waffle.

Its hunker in the bunker , just have to hope the thaw is slow , all that brown sludgey flood water ruining things further .

Its only right that someone with the acumen of the ruin who has run the economy beyond its reserves to recover effectively should explain in greater detail his debt repayment plan , an ace up the sleeve?? do tell .

In the bleak midwinter ...........

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