Thursday, 14 January 2010

Labour Pledge Cards


Remember these from 2005? Will be worth a fortune one day on Ebay


Updated Version. Hat tip to everyone

18 comments:

Afghanistan Banana Stand said...

Works of fiction don't fetch much on eBay

Anonymous said...

A.k.a. 'the card of lies'.
None of these promises have been carried out - oh there's a surprise! I notice they even have an 0870 number so you can pledge your support - pledge & pay premium rate at the same time. Fucking cunts - one & all.

Anonymous said...

'Works of fiction don't fetch much on eBay' - as Brown has found out as he tries to sell his 'works of literature' there.

righty right wing (mrs) said...

Anyone know how many have been left bereft of life because of Neo Labours "Ethical Foreign Policy"?

I wonder if St Bono of Nondom still thinks that Bliar & McStalin are the "Lennon & McCartney" of politics?

strongholdbarricades said...

So a big "F" then

Captain Haddock said...

Useful only as arse paper .. if only ZaNuLiebore had had the wit to make them from a more user-friendly material ..

RantinRab said...

The cunts should be prosecuted under trades description.

The jizz-buckets.

Ampers said...

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Put your own foulmouthed 'epitheton necessarium'!

Ampers

Anonymous said...

One line missing from the revised version:
Your country's borders smashed & unguarded - except for Britishers trying to exit

Uncle Marvo said...

Probably would have got more for the Gold Resrves on eBay though.

Sadly I can't use it - I've been barred. Shame.

anchmshi said...

Perhaps the saddest thing is that on the kosher card, all but the last (and perhaps last but one to a certain extent) can be achieved by the people themselves without the need for Government assistance.

The state offered to do it for us (for a price) and plenty of people let them. The failure of the state to keep it's part of the bargain has cost us a lot more than just money.

Ron Broxted said...

Promises mean nothing today. I had to promise the parole board that I would never ever again apply, or attempt to work as a Scout Master.(Little misunderstanding over some pictures on my hardrive) Dib dib dob dob. Now where did I put my woggle?

Rod Liddle said...

It was pervs like you Broxted that put me of joining the Cubs last year.
By the way stop leaving messages for me at the Sunday Times Office you creep.

Little Black Sambo said...

Still, at least Brown's pledges have been fulfilled.

Shanghai Joe said...

I am Begbie. All that Shanghai was I am. I was Kiska,(a tranvestite) I am the turd and soiled pants in the car park lift. TUG thought it would be "fun" to ignore my calls and emails. My gay lust for him is starting to get hotter....Oooh matron. But one gay punter on Old Holborn is rather fed up of me but he has a nasty surprise coming, as I have found out I have the crabs yet again Take care, sorry if they itch a lot luv S. x x x x

Anonymous said...

Shanghai Joe aka K McEgan Broxted fuck off and write your crap on the Indy you fuck-wit chutney bandit.

Anonymous said...

is the race card on the other side of the same coin

fine bollox said...

12:57

that's coz para-schizo racists like you reckon that guarding afghan borders is a higher priority. nothing to guard anyways. a dilapidated house with broken winders. funny that when this country was 'great' we didna give a shit about immigration control - we just bust down foreigners' doors, squatted in their yards, ate their grub and fucked their wives. still do. what you worried someone might do that to us? don't think we're even worth a second glance. those that do come are obliviously fucking desperate or exiles. don't worry we're already being governed by aliens. they don't wanna live here just expoloit and manipulate the natives for their own purposes, fight their fucking dumb wars. kinda returning the favour on behalf of those we raped. powerbrokers. might even give us heathens our religion - back. if we're lucky we might become america's next knocking shop, now haiti's outta action. just need a bitter tarting up.

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