Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Flight Bans

Passengers on the 11.40 British Airways Shuttle from Birmingham to Glasgow today

Good to see that Gordon has declared that anyone who wants to fly to Yemen will have to go by bus, for OUR safety of course and banned direct flights there

I'll look forward to the cancellation of direct flights from Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, Azerbaijan, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Bosnia, Brunei, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Chad, Dahomey, Egypt, Ethiopia, Gambia, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Lebanon, Libya, Malaysia, Maldives, Mali, Mauritania, Morocco, Mozambique, Nigeria, Oman, Pakistan, Palestine, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Sierra Leone, Somalia, Sudan, Suriname, Syria, Tajikistan, Tunisia, Turkey, Turkmenistan, Uganda, United Arab Emirates, Uzbekistan and Western Sahara.

Then we can deal with indirect flights from all of these places into all of the places in Europe that they can always fly into directly or indirectly and then travel freely within EU borders without let or hindrance. And trains. From Luton to Kings Cross for example. And cars at Glasgow Airport loaded with petrol and the dulcet tunes of Sunni Nasheeds on the stereo.

Nice work Gordon. You FUCKWIT

43 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

Fuck me .. it looks like the Extra's Annual Charabanc trip for "It Aint Alf Hot Mum" ..

Anonymous said...

This sounds even too silly for him.

But still, I wouldn't be surprised.

Harri said...

Jonah Mc Numpty, really has not thought this through very well has he !

Someone, somewhere, really has to tell him ?

I am Stan said...

Holby....

All those tens of thousands of traveling souls, who make the daily flight direct to and from the Yemen can now sleep safely in the knowledge that our Beloved Leader and Savior of the World Gordon Blessed Be His Name Brown has yet again foiled the baddies.....

Only ten minutes ago I thought "I`m a bit bored...er...think I`ll fly direct to Yemen"...but lo,thanks to Gordon`s "moral compass" of love and infinite caring he has saved my wretched soul from a certain atomising at 10 000 ft.

I too look forward to his mercifulness saving my undeserving soul again...perhaps he will ban direct flights to South Africa then not only will I miss the World Cup but I will avoid my burning body taking a dive into the sea from a great height while still strapped in my seat with my head between my legs.

I`m so thankful we have him.....sigh!

hangemall said...

There's nothing like a well thought-out plan. And this is nothing like a well thought-out plan.

Thanks, Gordon. I'll sleep soundly in my panic room for as long as you're in charge.

Rogerborg said...

Please, this isn't incompetence, it's just a small step in the build up to Freedemocratic Regime Change in Yemen and the liberation of our oil that they're squatting on.

Sanctions next, while we draw up the pipeline routes.

Gordon Freeman said...

If this means that people take a long hard look at how airline corporations work then it could be a good thing in the long run. First never go on board an aircraft without telling the Captain (pilot) that you reserve all inailienable rights. Second you must stand at all times when you are on a plane because if you sit down you "under stand" the law and accept the captain's admiralty court jurisdiction. If one of the Cabin Crew confront you and ask you to sit down tell them to recite their oath, if they can't remember it on command then tell the stewardess that you have fired her. If a member of the cabin crew attempts to restrain you then quickly drink your colloidal silver strength potion and throw your V For Vendetta throwing daggers at them like in the movie.

Edgar said...

Good on you, Gordon Freeman! if I understand your satire correctly, I agree wholeheartedly with you. What may be an interesting basic idea, although with probably very limited appeal, is made into a farcical circus with the nonsensical wordplays and hilarious misinformation. The Freeman idea has become a comic meme and justly, now, should be ridiculed.

J Demetriou said...

I guess it's a bad call. He should have banned flights to and from Israel. That would have pleased Fatty Holborn.

hadrian's missing brick said...

also better ban flights from jockland...antagonistic little shits with oodles of oil.

Ron Broxted said...

Why stop at flights to the Yemen, ban all Muslims from flying anywhere unless they can fill the plane with their own kind including the crew. Whilst they are about it, when a British passport holding Muslim bomber or terrorist blows themsleves up or is convicted of attempting to blow others up, or carry out terrorist offences, repatriate all their relatives and seize any assets they might have. What about the ones that were born here then I hear you ask. Simples, hang the fuckers for treason. How is that for generating a bit of peer presure?

J Demetriou said...

What says Judophobe Holborn?

come on, speak fatty, speak.

Vladimir said...

JD, if you want Holborn to appear, you have to look into a bathroom mirror, close your eyes and post his real name and address three times. Watch out! He's behind you!

Anonymous said...

They're on about flights FROM Yemen you fuckwit.


Also, it seems this is the Yemeni airlines doing, not Browns.

Fausty said...

It's just posturing, on Brown's part. He believes (and he's right) that his voters don't want to think and probably can't.

has a cracking post on Euromed - which kicks in at the end of this month, if we don't do anything about it. Not currently being in the Euro doesn't mean this won't apply to us - we'll join, if this lot have anything to do with it.

Fausty said...

Oh bugger. I meant to say that Gates of Vienna has a cracking post ...

Spartan said...

Security? UK? .... don't make me laugh. A dear associate of mine found out he had a warrant for his arrest issued commiting him to 14 days in prison for disobedience and contempt (He missed a court date that he knew nothing about). He lives abroad but still came back to UK to see his family.

Landed at Manchester Airport and sailed right through UK Border Security. 22 days later he flew out again from the same airport ... past the same UK Border Security. This is despite the authorities knowing here he used to live in UK, which is where his photo driving licence is still registered and where his UK passport was issued to.

Oh and don't forget that you have to register your passport details before you can fly!

Faced with this great security it must deter any potential terrorist ... yeah, right.

desperate dave lammy said...

21:25

you're my kinda man, ron.

interested in a cabinet post?

J Demetriou said...

Old Cunt hasn't turned up because he's either too busy eating kebabs (the fat fucker) or he's fucking his fist.

Wake up, fatty. This is your site, might be a good idea to turn up every now and then. Answer for yourself.

twat bag.

Not that mentalist Gordon Brown, thank fuck! said...

Whoa whoa, hang on sec. Didnt Mr Bollock Bomber, who yes, trained in the Yemen, board a flight from Amsterdam in his attempt at mass murder? Or did I dream that?

What the fuck is going on? Are we being ruled by a spastic?

bofl said...

cant we just ban gordon brown from the uk? send him to rockall or fuckall?

or send him to gruinard island desperately hoping that some an***ax (monitoring keyword-no i dont have any MI5/6)survives-then ban all escape avenues?

BEING A HISTORY SCHOLAR BROWN MIGHT HAVE REALIZED THAT EUROPE AND ISLAM DONT MIX? EVER HEARD OF THE CRUSADES?

NO?
oh ok lets just let in millions of muslims then and we can all have a love-in!

sadly i saw todays pmqt....what a pathetic charade.the rest of the world must be laughing there yashmaks off!

645 windbags and triple chinned morons all on the take......and we put up with it...all lead by a gurning chimp that would do anything to suck obamas cock.......

they disgust me!

Anonymous said...

Bofl,

you have a point.

Yours
Gordon is a moron

brown sky thinking said...

01:48

crusades? oh deary me, i think multiculturalism requires a tweak moor spin

oh ok lets just let in millions of muslims then and we can all have a love-in!

my thoughts entirely, i'm planning to introduce compulsory mixed-marriages between muslims and christians...should go down a bomb

general cluster said...

shit, that one could take out half of northern europe

Anonymous said...

That is a wide bodied jet you show in the picture. It is not the sort of plane used to shuttle people between birmingham and Glasgow. I expect the picture is of a group heading on the Haj or something.

Whats happening to this blog? It was great fun last year. Theres lots of targets in the YUK that don't need to bring out the worst in the commentators.

Rogerborg said...

Bear in mind that Holby is essentially a fascist: he's all in favour of unfettered rights for anyone who looks and thinks and prays just like him.

The reason that he won't just man up and join the BNP or EDL is that he'd rather be issuing dictats as an Oberführer here than taking orders as a fußsoldat under Griffin.

Ron Broxted said...

Where does your Mother come from?

Can't think of why I did not post this before but my old mum pointed to something germaine. Nick Griffin and other decent types such as Torygraph readers and Old Holborn are always going on about British racial purity and other correct philosophies. All mitochondrial DNA (that which comes from your Mothers Mothers Mothers times one hundred generations) is from the continent of Europe. Here is the breakdown for a typical British population.
41% France. 15% Greece, 11% Slovenia, 10% Russo-Georgian border, 10% Italy, 10% Syrian-Turkish border and finally 4% Spain. Of course those nations did not exist pre-Ice age but one gets the general picture. My maternal lot arrived in England from Ireland, in all probability from Holyhead in a battered white Ford Transit van towing a stolen caravan via/Never Never Land via The Congo/Brixton/Peckham/New Cross/Gillingham Kent, and before that a small pool of contaminated slime. Sadly has I have been told by medical experts that my healthy sperm count is zero, possibly due to excessive wanking, in other words I fire blanks, I am a Jaffer, so I will not be passing on my genes, not even to a bull dyke who asked me recently for some pearl jam to impregnate her bitch, so they could play mummies and daddies.

Finally, the Liddle-Moore war still drags on regarding the Independent, leaving me in a stronger position as each day passes and my Dream Job that much closer.

the beast of clerkenwell said...

All Haj flights should be in ejector seat equipped 747s
Drop the rag heads on Israel (with AKs and lots of munitions)
Lots of dead kikes and lots of dead muzzies
FUCKING RESULT!
And for whichever cunt calls me an anti semite
Yes I fucking am one and proud to so

Guthrum said...

UPDATE

'Lady' Kinnock is now kicking off that HM are reducing security spending for the Spooks in Pakistan, thats because they want to spend the money on watching the rest of us.

The fact that Glynis is going for Brown, shows the hell of a mess they are in.

Anonymous said...

FFS! The Christmas Day bomber flew from Holland to the US - so Gordon the Moron bans Yemeni flights! Fucking unbelievable! True the bomber trained in the Yemen but that's not where he flew to/from. Now any potential terrorist (as someone has already pointed out) will fly to Europe & skip in via ferry to bomb us here in the UK. Where was that fuckwit Brown when they were giving out brains? Probably wanking on his fucking rocking horse. All it's doing is allowing greater surveillance of UK residents

George Monsoon said...

I work along side Civil servants.
Brown is the icing on the cake.

React first, think later...(or never)

If anyone of reasonable intelligence was still in doubt that this government may be incomptetent, I belive you now have evidence to support the fact that they are VERY incompetent indeed!

Little Known Facts said...

Did you know that Britain has the highest number of Jewish pilots outside of Israel?

Did you know that Richard Branson's real name is Richard Rothschild's?

Did you know that Zionist pilots hand-pick militant homosexual flight attendants to intimidate confirmed Freemen on flights to and from Bern?

Did you know that if you illuminate yourself with small infrared lightbulbs you will not have to pay income or council tax?

Henrik R Clausen said...

Fausta, anyone:

Feel free to repost the EuroMed piece. I wrote it, and it is intended for maximum distribution. This is covert, historical development by tacit consent (now, isn't that ugly?), and the project - whatever it actually entails - should be put on hold until the public is well informed and in full approval of what goes on.

Demoracy means "Rule by the People". We need to take it back.

Ron Broxted said...

Last time I flew on El Al with my then Yiddisher boyfriend Jacob, the Captain told the passengers over the intercom that we were flying at a speed of 580 miles an hour, at a height of 35,000 feet, but to you 32,000 feet.
How we all laughed. I took a shit as we flew over Palestine.

desperate dave lammy (lapsed afrocentric) said...

08:36

a few years back, i read a science-article on research into mitochondrial dna, and distinctly remember extracting a completely different set of results - my understanding was that the studies, which sampled placentas of women living in every corner of the globe, proved conclusively that every cunt, whatever colour, descended from one common ancestor, a big black horny african mama, called mavis, who humped half the erogenous population of the rift valley. you are a dirty lying eurocentric eurofellating traitor, ron...but i like you!

fancy giving my face a quick coat of off-white emulsion, honey?

Anonymous said...

J. "Demetriou" and his chums ought to go home to Israel and stay there.
These Hasbara stooges are so obvious.

Ron Broxted said...

desparate dave lammy, respect bro. I think my old Ma must have black genes in her as she has always preferred strapping great mandingos to my often flacid father. Even when she was hawking her cunt around Peckham and New Cross she would give the minstrels a healthy discount and an unhealthy fuck. You should have seen them scratching their big black balls at the bust stop on a Monday morning. I think I take after my Dad.

Old Holborn said...

Loving your work guys....

You know where to find me on Saturday

See you there....

Anonymous said...

Who ever you fly with make sure its not Emirates. Last time I had to sit next a fat sweaty Irishman for 6 hours who was that fat he couldn't sit with the armrest down but squashed me on the woman on my right. The trolly dolly said sorry but the plane was full. So even though I paid 100% for my seat I only got75& of it. customer.affairsUK@emirates.com won't gurantee you a full seat in case the fat bastard gets on again. don't believe me ask them but they are sorry my "enjoyment" of the flight was not to my liking you can say that again fuckers.

disparate dave lammy said...

18:06

ronny rockit, all of us carry common genes, so i would put your mother's predilection for black men down to the embellishment genes which they were packing, these genes appearing to her much like a healthy meal with fresh ingredients - one which she was not getting from white men. i trust my theory is correct, mate...or i've been 'ad.

Crumpled Fiveskin said...

Surely Gordon Cuntfuck has missed a trick here... he could have solved the UK's carbon footprint commitment AND appear to mitigate terrorism by simply banning all flights from fascistic countries, and cut down the fucking waiting time at the airports... we might not need a Terminal 6 at Heathrow then... but then, where would he get Labour voters from?!

Rogerborg said...

Maternity wards. We've already lost.

Ron Broxted said...

Crumpled Fiveskin; wise words if I say so myself. I have recently been denied travel to the USA later this year to attend a KKK rally in Alambama and I am white! I am sure that had I said I my father was from Kenya I would have been welcomed with open arms.
Still flying has now become a pain in the arse due to Muslims wanting to become Lemmings in order to end up fucking forty debatable young virgins, so in all honesty I don't give a flying fuck. Although I have had a few fucks whilst flying care of some delicious young air stewards......Oooh matron.

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