Friday, 8 January 2010

A Den of Thieves


Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service
The Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP - Thief, required to pay stolen money back to taxpayer

Leader of the House of Commons and Lord Privy Seal; Minister for Women and Equality
The Rt Hon Harriet Harman QC MP - Convicted of Dangerous driving

First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills and Lord President of the Council
The Rt Hon Lord Mandelson - Mortgage Fraud

Chancellor of the Exchequer
The Rt Hon Alistair Darling MP - Thief, paid back £700

Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs
The Rt Hon David Miliband MP - £30,000 Theft

Secretary of State for Justice and Lord Chancellor
The Rt Hon Jack Straw MP - False accounting

Secretary of State for the Home Department
The Rt Hon Alan Johnson MP - ?

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs
The Rt Hon Hilary Benn MP - Vegetarian teetotaler

Secretary of State for International Development
The Rt Hon Douglas Alexander MP - Husband of a criminal

Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government
The Rt Hon John Denham MP - ?

Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families
The Rt Hon Ed Balls MP - £44,000 a year thief

Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change
The Rt Hon Ed Miliband MP - Suspected Climate Change scammer/insider dealer

Secretary of State for Health
The Rt Hon Andy Burnham MP - Expenses thief

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland
The Rt Hon Shaun Woodward MP - ?

Leader of the House of Lords and Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster
The Rt Hon Baroness Royall of Blaisdon - ?

Minister for the Cabinet Office, and for the Olympics and Paymaster General
The Rt Hon Tessa Jowell MP - Wife of convicted thief

Secretary of State for Scotland
The Rt Hon Jim Murphy MP - Bully

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions
The Rt Hon Yvette Cooper MP - £44,000 a year thief

Chief Secretary to the Treasury
The Rt Hon Liam Byrne MP - Cappuccino lover,. thief

Secretary of State for Wales
The Rt Hon Peter Hain MP - Donations thief

Secretary of State for Defence
The Rt Hon Bob Ainsworth MP - Expenses thief

Secretary of State for Transport
Lord Adonis - ?

Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport
The Rt Hon Ben Bradshaw MP - Mortgage thief

Would our readers like to fill in the gaps?

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

You'd fill Cyber-space with a TRUE list of fraud...

Not a sheep said...

Nice list but even I wouldn't classify being vegetarian and teetotal as criminal.

Anonymous said...

@Not a sheep

Except as minister for meat he tells the world to stop with global warming cows.
Now the warmists represent larceny on a grand scale, so guilty by association. ditto for militwot junior

Chris said...

I bet Johnson used to nick brthday cards when he was a postie.

Lots of ponces in this list but no nonces thus far?

Anonymous said...

You've missed Baroness Scotland...

Dave said...

So why are they not locked up?
bastards- esp Harperson

In the style of Not The Nine O'Clock News, she should be arrested for "having an offensive face"

Ampers said...

Vote them all out this coming election - anyone who votes for a government minister will be, in the best case, totally irresponsible, or, in the worse case, mad!

Brian, follower of Deornoth said...

All of them are, of course, traitors, signing away the tattered remnants of our sovereignty in spite of a manifesto commitment not to do so.

Brian, follower of Deornoth said...

And you left 'bribe-taker' off Mandy's list of crimes (Srichand Hinduja - his cheques are huger).

gollum and ullage said...

Thieves! Thieves! Filthy little thieves!

We hates them, we hates them, we hates them for ever!



Lord Adonis: worst mismatch of name and appearance in history of world

Shaun Woodward: wretched turncoat and hypocrite

Alan Johnson: wanted to refuse NHS treatment to cancer patients who paid privately for better drugs

Demetrius said...

So much for what we know, it is what we don't really know or can't access that could be more interesting. Where are all their private off shore accounts? Where did the money come from? Could it be that the grubby deal to screw the Icelanders is all about bolstering and rescuing their private investments and those of their financial sidekicks/

subrosa said...

Demetrius, you're certainly not the only person to have that opinion.

bofl said...

where did gordon get the money to buy his two properties?
his salary was not enough to afford them?

facts.........gordons cleaning/bog painting......

darlings 5 homes bought with OUR money-'flipping' 5 times.....

ed and yvette dont know the difference between london and oop north.........PLUS....

THIS IS JUST GREAT........http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5325590/Ed-Balls-and-Yvette-Cooper-flipped-homes-three-times-MPs-expenses.html

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

STILL looks like they will all get away with it..............

and the cretins will still watch soaps...........and cmd wont change a thing..

Anonymous said...

Weren't they all administritive errors? You know what to say to the beak now if you ever find yourself on a charge of fraud. You could also try saying you weren't clear about the rules.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Hain, AKA The Orange Oranutan, get done for ripping up cricket pitches? He got his collar felt for Bank Robbery,but got off.There's a nationalist site called liars,buggers and thieves (or something) that compiles the disgusting,mainly sexual crimes of liblabcon councillors. They can't keep up.
Urban11
Apart from that,they're all guilty of treason,and the Queen has broken her Coronation Oath.

Robert Napier said...

PSNI at 06.30 CIRA made it One Nil in a thrilling match at Randalstown. Garnerville delenda est. (Angry Taig remix).

Fausty said...

These bastards have given themselves immunity from the law and tax - just as they have in the EU and ubiquitous UN agencies.

They might be losing their new masters to Interpol, who has been given given carte blanche in the US, resulting in the arrest of Geithner and probably others.

We might be on the cusp of change. And we should keep pushing for that change until we get it.

If Geithner is convicted, a string of related convictions may follow ...

Wrinkled Weasel said...

I didn't know Hilary was a veggie and a tee totaller. Crikey, at times like this I would prefer Gary Glitter to be in the Cabinet.

Sidelined said...

Could have been worse.
If you posted a list of honest politicians, we'd now be staring at a blank page.

Max the Impaler said...

I don't know about you chaps, but all I feel is a deep sense of shame,especially when I'm abroad that such people represent the British Government.

Ethan said...

Not a sheep Veggie Teetotaller not a crime? Would be in my book.

But how about Conspiracy to commit electoral fraud? - That's a crime. The fraud being that the promised an EU referendum then sold us out to the EU.
They are ALL guilty of that.

A pox on all their houses!

Dave H said...

Keith Vaz MP, whose corruption became so egregious that he was eventually suspended from the HoC. It would have been worse for him but for his deliberate obstruction of the enquiry.

The eventual outcome? The leader of the enquiry lost her job and Vaz was appointed Chairman of the Home Affairs Select Committee, the one with, wait for it, the police and law & order brief. They gave that to a someone who was an outstanding crook even by their own risible standards.

Unbefuckinglievable.

At the very least they should be literally decimated.

Anonymous said...

Not decimated - that's only 1 in 10 for the chop. Try assassinated - it reads better.

George Monsoon said...

And this is just the shit that we know about...

Dick Puddlecote said...

For Alan Johnson: Craggy-faced, interfering cunt.

Hamish said...

If you mean Wendy, she's Douglas Alexander's sister, not wife.

Anonymous said...

Thanks to the Lisbon treaty you can safely put 'Traitorous cunt' next to any who haven't got anything more specific...
Z.

vervet said...

These are just 'bit-part' players. For the real scary sh1t watch this and find out …

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VebOTc-7shU&feature=player_embedded

New World Order = World Government by big business.

George W. Bush > Barack Obama
Gordon Brown > David Cameron

Do you see it now ?

You MUST watch then you will understand.

faord said...

I was thinking that Hamish. We are Scots, not Pakis. We don't marry our sisters.

Bill Quango MP said...

The Rt Hon Alan Johnson MP - Hypocrite. Campained for a 'life or death' appeal as an MP, and refused it as Home Secretary.
http://antonymciver.blogspot.com/2009/11/why-alan-johnson-is-prize-hypocrite.html

James D said...

I'm inclined to be charitable to Johnson: I don't think he intended his gross hypocrisy; he's just in charge of the most out-of-control ministry in Whitehall and he's not competent to be so.

And Shaun Woodward is a working-class hero, a shining example of the Brownies' class war dividing lines.

And I'm surprised that no-one's described Lord Adonis as a trainspotter yet...

Ming the Merciless said...

"faord said...

I was thinking that Hamish. We are Scots, not Pakis. We don't marry our sisters."

Does that mean you don't shag them either? I don't believe you.

Anonymous said...

Hamish - I thought that was one of the Jock traits - keeping it in the family like? You don't have to spend money on taking them out for a date either........

Anonymous said...

MPs must hate the Internet 'cos their 'known crimes' are recorded there for posterity - just been reading about the double claiming, triple switching NoBalls again. Ed NoBalls really does look like the bastard lovechild of Adolf Hitler & Irma Grese:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irma_Grese

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