Thursday, 14 January 2010

Cromwell Day 20th April 2010

Join me and others outside Parliament on April 20th to read aloud the famous speech by Cromwell to the corrupt and useless within. Bring a pig mask


...It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonoured by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.

“Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter'd your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?


“Ye sordid prostitutes, have you not defil'd this sacred place, and turn'd the Lord's temple into a den of thieves by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress'd; your country therefore calls upon me to cleanse the Augean Stable, by putting a final period to your iniquitous proceedings, and which by God's help and the strength He has given me, I now come to do.


“I command ye, therefore, upon the peril of your lives, to depart immediately out of this place! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors. You have sat here too long for the good you do. In the name of God, go!


More details at You've been Cromwelled , facebook group HERE

19 comments:

Ampers said...

This gets a regular airing on my blog and will continue to get so, until the 6th May.

Amps

JD said...

Hear hear, Mr Cromwell.

Giolla said...

Any particular time?

Anonymous said...

Long way off yet pal....
Contact me later and we'll schmooze then.

Uncle Marvo said...

Any particular pub to start off in?

I'm learning the speech.

Albert Einstein said...

You do know it was Cromwell who instigated the return of Jews to England after 350 years of expulsion don't you OH? If it wasn't for him you would now be safe from the baby eating fiends ;)

Ed P said...

20th April is also Hitler's birthday, so I hope you do not have any unwanted "help" from the BNP

Teddy Boy said...

Where's Edward I when you need him?

Tory Totty Online said...

I'll be there, God willing!

Wyrdtimes said...

Shame they didn't make it St George's day to funnel in some of the English anger.

woman on a raft said...

and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage

Compared to this lot, Esau was a shrewd negotiator - at least he got dinner. We've got the equivalent of five beans and a manual which says "This will grow in to a beanstalk with a giant's purse at the top, honestly."

Anonymous said...

If the election is on May 6th the fuckers won't be there. Parliament will have been dissolved 2 weeks before you get there.

I think, following the Freeman stuff, and the anti Jewish stuff you should only blog sober for a while. You can think much clearer if you are sober - though obviously if you think what a fucking mess we are in you might need prescription medicines to keep sane.

Pedant Ken said...

Sorry to be a pedant here, but Cromwell's time was when the Julian calendar was in force. It was in 1752 when our Gregorian calendar was introduced with the loss of 11 days.

Therefore, we have the situation whereby Cromwell actually dismissed Parliament on the 1st May. Now isn't that a better date!

Remind me what happened on 1st May 1997...

And as 1st May 2010 is a Saturday you should get an even better turnout. And I can confidently predict that there will be no-one sitting in Parliament that day.

Baby P said...

See the man in the V mask, is that you? Do you attend these protests?

Rogerborg said...

Shush about the dates, all. The image of Holby squawking out an adenoidal rant to an empty Parliament is just too precious for words.

Ruth said...

I think we should start organising ourselves into a Model Army.

from lord protector to bo selecta said...

Wasn't Cromwell a destructive arsehole?

And, although he would never admit as much, didn't Blair fancy himself as a Cromwellian figure for precisely that reason?

CJK said...

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Ron Broxted said...

Off topic but vastly more important. I really love Rod Liddle the fat man with whom I would luv to fiddle. "Enough of that filth Kevin" my old hag of a mother shouts ushering another knackered and drained punter from Somalia out what is left of our front door. But I digress to return to my dissertation brethren.

The Digital economy bill, clause 17
It typifies the shabby nature of our political masters that they wish to sneak legislation past us. A watered down version of the digital economy bill is being presented alongside other controversial measures such as rewriting Section 44 (Stop and search.Along with making all gays wear a Pink Star on their clothing, Section 69 of the let's be horrible to Gays act. Lord Mandelson himself a player of the pink oboe is making few friends with a somewhat butch russian zillionaires as well as the ZaNuLabour attitude that the sans culottes should not be consulted. The last time this happened led to the Bourbons departing rather quickly with their biscuits.
Finally, sex education, of which was totally wasted on me, may be covered with additional laws. Britain has the highest rates of teenage pregnancies(Not down to me folks, and STD's (possibly) in Europe. Compare and contrast to Scandinavia and the Netherlands, where a healthier outlook prevails. If the U.K had less of a "Carry-On"....Oooh matron, Babs Windsor what a luv XXX prurience (I think that is the correct word) and a more mature attitude to hormones in Hackney and Huddersfield there would be less of a problem, Ja? My next blog posting will be to celebrate my 400th deflowering of a fresh ripe twink What wonders await an unsuspecting fresh face lad?

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