Monday, 4 January 2010

Creating the perfect citizen

Ed Balls, this morning

It has always worried me that Politicians interfere with children. But this takes some beating.

Ubergruppenfuhrer Balls has dictated that 5 year olds will be taught sex, 14 year olds will be taught about parenting skills, homosexual anal penetration and lesbian fisting and how to stay in debt.

Children will be monitored by political officers and records kept of any "unnormal" behaviour.

Although this made me laugh out loud

Figures show schoolgirls in England's teen pregnancy black spots are nine times more likely to find themselves expecting a baby.

One in every 62 girls under 16 becomes pregnant in the London borough of Lewisham – compared with the Cotswolds, where the rate is one in every 556.

Suddenly, I don't want Grandchildren any more.


45 comments:

Anonymous said...

Blackspots? Hmmmm. Double meaning here, I reckon. Yes, Lewisham is certainly a 'black spot' where a lot of blacks live and they surely do breed more prolifically than the indigenous population!

Angry Fucker said...

The compulsory debt classes Labour are bringing in made me laugh too. It's obvious how governments see the future of our children: bonded debt slaves whose only functions will be to breed and consume (the latter on credit, natch). Some fucking aspirational future that amounts to. LOL!

I am Stan said...

1 in 62 doesnt seem that high...somewhere has to have the most does it not..more concerning for me is youngsters being taught the birds and bees when they should be playing with dolls and action men and how to get themselves into dept while guvmint spys monitor classrooms..

Too much too young...

girl-¨dad when can I have a boyfriend¨

Dad-¨when your 35 or I¨m dead¨

Oldrightie said...

Balls and The Nazis. Always a reasonable analogy. Only testicles and his Mrs are much richer, of course.

ukipwebmaster said...

Banana Alert!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbXgkJv3pTY

I am Stan said...

If the state must involve itself in sex education they should teach abstinance and self respect..

The yoof can indulge in headonistic,promiscuous,experimental,perverse and casual sex with strangers whilst high on drugs and alcohol when they are older and wiser ahem!..just sayin..ahem!

Anonymous said...

It's the breeding of muslims we should be more concerned about. They breed like sewer rats.
Urban11

Wrinkled Weasel said...

Just keep on OH, saying aloud what most people think quietly to themselves.

Middle Seaxe said...

What is it with these people sexualising children at such a young age?

Surely, an equality for nonces bill can't be that far away?

It's all a bit disturbing. Just let kids be kids you sinister freaks.

Anonymous said...

http://hardtruth.navhost.com/sslies.html

subrosa said...

It's far more than disturbing, it's the last link to ensuring our society is totally socially engineered.

I'll bet the politicians whose children go to private school won't be allowing this degree of 'education' to be forced upon them.

Money talks, doesn't it just.

Anonymous said...

Subrosa, if YOU were a Labour MP, would you want YOUR children attending a state school after 12 years of a Labour government?
Diane Abbot's no mug; she never let her kids anywhere near a state school. She wasn't the only one to draw that line, either!

Rebel Saint said...

It's being made compulsory because too many pesky parents keep exercising their right to question with what the schools teach their children about sex & relationships. Much better to make it compulsory then, just like Hitler's henchmen, the teachers/heads can say, "we are simply following orders".

Be on your guard against your school introducing Channel 4's "Growing & living" material. As an example of amoral PC social engineering BS there is not a finer example to be found.

Scumbags Out! said...

I'll tell you one thing, OH. There are far too many fucking laws. Not just in the UK, but in EUrope and the US as well. WAY too many. Coincidence? Or is there some connection? There has GOT to be a bonfire of these interminable fucking regulations.

Anonymous said...

The teaching of sex and homosexuality to little children is just one of the tactics of the Frankfurt School Subersives. Their other tactics are listed at
www.politicallyincorrectme.uk
In fact, these tactics have been policy for ZaNuLab,BluLab and the LimpDems for several years.
And people still vote for them.
Urban11

Ron Broxted said...

This subject is far too heavy for my dizzy little gay head, let's talk about Celebrity Big Brother 2010.

It was on Channel 4 at 9.p.m last evening. I had wanted to go out cottaging but was soooo desparate to see the celebs. First in was Stephen Baldwin, brother of Alec, a born again Christian and Republican party supporter. He was "MacManus" in "The Usual Suspects". Nice lunch-box, Oooh I am naughty!
2. Nichola T? a fish with big tits. Who on earth did her hair?
3. Alex Reid. Who is he? Some UCF cross dressing cage fighter, nice buns.
4. Stephanie Beacham, I think her family make beacham Powders, looked like a badly dressed Queen.
5. Lady Sovereign. A rapper, another fish, little white girl who wants to be black. She is a chav and I could scratch her eyes out.
6. Sisqo. Ras Clart who had a hit in 2006. He shagged Samantha Mumba so there is hope for us all.
7. Dane Bowers. In some boy band I never heard of but he gave me such a boner just looking at him. Will Young you have got some competion darling!!! Oooh matron.
8. Heidi Fleiss an ex whore house madam. I have actually heard of her. Three years in the pen. As she likes parrots and has probably been on the end of as many big cocks as me she gets my vote.
9. Basshunter. 2008 "Club" album? Swedish bomba clart and wasteman.
10. Katia Ivanova. Ronnie Woods ex lover another fish tail! Why can't they have more fit men and boys and less bitches?
11. Vinnie Jones. Good point is that he played soccer for Wimbledon and Wales, and grabbed Gazza's nuts, lucky boy. Bad point is that he is now an actor and was in several gangster films. He has eyes like a snake and I go all wobbly when I see him and my ring piece starts twitching, Oooh matron!
Anyway I am hopping that most of the bitches get ejected early and that perhaps Vinny and the Gay Gage fighter get hooked up and maybe we get to see some manlove in the house. That will really keep me in during these cold nights.
Question to my local MP, Why aren't public toilets heated at night?

Anonymous said...

Why has learning about anal fisting etc... to be made compulsory ?

So if I was to try to prevent my child from attending such crap "lessons" would he be taken away from my wife and I?

Time rebel me thinks.

Anonymous said...

>Time rebel me thinks.

Time to rebel me thinks.

ready said...

Anyone who votes for the three main partys needs their head examining – or their bank account.

The three way stitch up by the cabal of crooks in the LIB / LAB / CON Party (for they are all factions of the same entity) has to end – & only getting off you r arse & voting for anyone but the main three is going to do it.

Either that or we slip iinto civil war within a decade.

No real democracy? No peace.

Rogerborg said...

They say "homosexual relationships" and the first thing that spring to your mind is "anal penetration"?

Well, well, how informative.

strongholdbarricades said...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6931303/NHS-brain-drain-fears-raised-by-appeal-to-Indian-doctors.html

Looks like Brown/Bliar's multicultural investment has worked out a treat

Ron Broxted said...

Anonymous, My could friend Hank the Yank, and I'm not just talking wanking here, is a member of the MAFIA. That's Male American Fist Insertion Association to you. Have you not tried it? My friend Brendan often has managed to get his whole arm up my glory hole...Oooh matron it makes my eyes water and gives me a nose bleed sometimes.

bofl said...

o/h.ask your kids about all the shite they are being fed in 'citizenship' classes............

how the fuck are ed and his harpy wife still in govt?

liars and cheats....

oh yea.i forgot.the law is only for anyone OUTSIDE of westminster.

caesars wife said...

Wow doesnt ed look differnet with glasses on !

Anonymous said...

On the brain drain subject, I see Arni Schwarzzenigger is running a load of tv ads appealing for British people to emigrate to California (which is now fucking bankrupt due to the welfare bill). I couldn't help noticing that there wasn't a single black/brown person to be seen in these ads. Curious, given brownish people are normally compulsory in all adverts nowadays. Still, Arnie obviously doesn't want to scare of his intended target audience (disaffected middle class whites with money) by showing the 'hoods of Compton or Watts and all their Ho's and Homies!

Shithole Britain said...

This subject is far too heavy for my dizzy little gay head, let's talk about Celebrity Big Brother 2010.

Fuck me, OH. Now you've got Libdems posting here 'n all. More diversity than Brixton High St.

Fausty said...

This would be a good time to start contributing to a fund for the grandchildren's private schooling.

Glassy-eyed Balls is as mad has his boss.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind so much if the Government could arrange for our young children to be taught to read and write first.

After all, if you can't tell the difference between arson and incest you might set fire to your sister...

Demetrius said...

Nah, the picture ain't Ed, its our 'Arriet with her glasses on and a fake moustache and the uniform because she's in a butch mood.

bofl said...

perhaps geography lessons might be an idea?

in between shouting 'the tories eat babies' the (goe)balls cant seem tp remember where they live!!!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/5078587/Ed-Balls-and-Yvette-Cooper-claim-more-than-300000-in-allowances.html

moorlandhunter said...

Balls is an absolute tosser, a bully and a man who cannot debate without trying to shout down anyone who disagrees with him. Blinky Balls has delusions of wishing to be the next Labour leader? If he does then it really does show us how bad things have become that this man could be thought of as a leader of anything when he is just a tosser.
Have a look at him getting a drubbing on the BBC by Duncan-Smith.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHHGDHkUsUY

SO17 said...

O/T
Radio4 Had three prospective MPs from the LibLabCon on this afternoon.
Split hairs and fag papers were abound.
5 months of watching Cameron,Clegg and Brown dance on the head of a pin and the BBC trying to differentiate between them(To give the illusion of choice)is going to be very fucking annoying.

Ron Broxted said...

The sooner children are taught in school that homosexuality is perfectly normal, and adds to the rich tapestry of life in modern Britain, the sooner gays like me will feel safer when we are say kissing at a bus stop, or maybe just holding hands in Sainsburys, or cottaging. I think Ed Balls (just love that name) has the right idea.
Anybody else interested in Celebrity Big brother?

Phoebe said...

Perhaps our joke of a government could do something about protecting and educating these kids first:

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23790753-gangs-ply-girls-of-10-with-drink-and-drugs-to-groom-them-for-sex.do

Gangs ply girls of 10 with drink and drugs to groom them for sex

bediond said...

"It has always worried me that Politicians interfere with children."

Ed Balls - "I mistook her for my wife, Officer!"

Anonymous said...

What we need above all else as a matter of urgency is more Jews in Government.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Not content with getting their scummy socialist hands on the kiddies, they are telling the parent(s) how to bring up Chantelle and Dylan before they start school.

Probably because they have noticed that their social engineering project has gone to far.

Anonymous said...

Funny, you know in Brave New World the child characters were encouraged to indulge in pre-pubescent sex play. Perhaps that's where Labour's schemers got the idea from?

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Social engineering...it gives me the heeby jeebies. So reminiscent of the Nazis in the '30s running up to WWII.

I'm so glad I don't have kids. I'd be shitting myself with the amount of 'government sponsored' crap filling their heads.

wv: flogit (I kid you not!)

Angry Fucker said...

Fucking good riddance, Commies!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/hundreds-of-thousands-leave-teaching-profession-1854758.html

Angry Fucker said...

Fucking good riddance, Commies!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/hundreds-of-thousands-leave-teaching-profession-1854758.html

Pavlov's Cat said...

State shouldn't be telling people how to raise children. Nuff' said, for all the lefty handwringing about how it's For The Better. The government can keep it's fucking opinions about parenthood to itself, and it's overstepping the mark teaching morals as dogmatic fact.

Anonymous said...

As said before on previous comments, it's all about the dumbing down of society, so we will all accept it and not fight it. Whatever leader is in power is not a problem, it's the fact that we will obey and bow down to them, so they can bring in whatever they will.

Sugar Tits said...

Casual sex destroys an individuals ability to permanently bond with a mate. The Fabian, Bertrand Russell actually did experiments which proved this, when in his crown chartered school, he encouraged children to experiment sexually with one another. The dopes in (false) power, our puppet politicians, are following a dark agenda.

They are clueless. But they like their jobs.

Anonymous said...

This is all scheduled for 2011. By then Fuckwit Ed 'Blinky'Balls - who likes makeup & dressing in Nazi uniform - will be long gone. 'Ed Who?'
I watched him blinking away on TV the other day & realised exactly what he reminded me of - one of those cheap'n'nasty pale skinned sausages that you put into the pan without pricking, and, as it heats up the skin swells & swells until finally it bursts. Eddy Boy looks like one of those sausages just before it bursts.

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