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The People are reporting that the Police are to raid the Fees office to collect evidence after the European elections
This'll be fun. Let's see Speaker Martin try and stop them.
Developing.....
I am the very model of a modern Parliamentarian,
I've nothing but contempt for the humble proletarian
I'm anti- drink, I'm anti-smoke, and I'm chastely ecological,
I quote from Hansard and I'm never logical
I've learned to speak at conferences, colloquia and seminars
I've even sent impassioned pleas to European commissars
I never miss a photo op because it's free publicity
I smile, shake hands, kiss babies and praise everyone's ethnicity.
[Chorus:]
He is the very model of the modern parliamentarian
He's nothing but contempt for the humble proletarian
There is no universal law, that I must live a life of sleaze
Nor is there proof the world is fair, nor that I should do as you would please
I know the code of Green Book Law and which receipts are optional
I bolster up my claims with fabrications risible
Of moats, and porn, and mortgages invisible
Those claims are valid; the Green Book's a revelation
It says we can, and there's no taxation
[Chorus:]
The claims are valid, the Green Book a revelation
It says he can and there's no taxation
You get nowt from Fees office if you can't show your claim to it
But we never fear de-selection by our constituencies
We wrote the rules, that's why they're lax
And we rely on you to pay the tax
That's why I think I am invincible
The laws of this great land of ours were written with a lot of thought
So when I violate them, it's important that I not get caught.
[Chorus:]
The laws of this great land of ours were written with a lot of thought
So when he violate them, it's important that he not get caught.
My financial pursuits have caused a few to say I'm cynical
I can say I'm not and not be one ounce hypocritical
When wreathes are laid, I cough and clear my phlegm
I'm confident that someone else will pay for them
I serve on 10 committees, none of which do anything
I formulate agendas and debate them with the rest of them
But don't ask me to implement, I leave that to the rest of them
[Chorus:]
Yes, the Green Book will save this troughing riparian,
He is the very model of a modern parliamentarian
I'll guard the health of my pension by self-interest most astute:
I realise that you voters find my avarice quite vital
I'll give back your money if you can prove your title
And spin the tale with arguments convolute
Until my lofty rhetoric and arguments meticulous
Inspire shouts of laughter and the hearty cry, 'Ridiculous!'
[Chorus:]
Until his lofty rhetoric and arguments meticulous
Inspire shouts of laughter and the hearty cry, 'Ridiculous!'
I love to say at any chance that everything is relative
And prove it with statistics showing nothing is correlative
About this act I haven't even moments of remorsefulness
I have the utmost confidence in the whips' resourcefulness
So though we have run quite amok, we readily will go away
If for my worthless time, you were an extra £60,000 to pay.
In short, with economy shrunken and democracy gone,
For all my years of graft, my C.V. is just one line long
He was an MP and now he has gone
[Chorus:]
Oh yes, he has gone, but there's more of the same on the way,
There's more of the same on the way.
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With the EU "elections" looming, I thought I'd dig up some history of the current President.
Here he is talking Maoist revolution, the cunt.
Use your vote wisely.
Farage explains to Barroso....
Ivan Denisovitch, critic of the State 
Draper is now a practising Christian:
How come lying, deceit and leaving personal ethics in the the gutter is now the route to 'finding God'. Jonathan Aitken and Tony Blair being notable practitioners of 'Big God'. This involves not personal reflection, a personal set of ethics that most of the world shares' treat others as you would like to be treated', but 'Big God', The Catholic Church,Evangelism etc setting up Foundations, being seen to be 'holier than thou' at prayer or declaiming their 'faith' in public or the papers.
The rehabilitation of Draper has begun, courtesy of the Guardian and the Hay on Wye Festival.
I was at Hay on Sunday. Never go there to be intellectually challenged. It is the soft left Nivarna. You can strut as a well heeled 'intellectual' having your prejudices about the righteousness of your 'cause reconfirmed without having to soil yourself with having to confront the great unwashed and poor. I set the kids a game how may pseudo Trotsky look alikes can you count today. Defined as at least one piece of faux military clothing, a goatee grey/white, a mao hat or Keffiyah clutching a signed copy of something by Polly Toynbee/Chris Mullin/Monty Don. Saving the world by drinking coffee ground between the thighs of young ethnic coffee growers in some far off land, that you are also trying to put out of work, by buying locally grown coffee beans in Dewsbury so that you can save the planet by not indulging in food miles.
Twenty two was the final count in a three hour period, all caught on mobile phones as proof.
And did those feet in ancient time. Walk upon England's mountains green?, dunno- but Derek Draper in sackcloth and ashes certainly has this week.
So there we have it, a conservative 325 MP's are due to lose their seats at the next election. Thats surely enough to start a few monasteries,nunneries or ashrams when they have all found God.
Police have launched an investigation after pranksters spray-painted ducks outside Sir Peter Viggers' office in Gosport.
"Sir Peter spent last week in America on a £59,000 trip with fellow members of the Treasury select committee to discuss the recession."
Apparently, the leader of the young Tories in York (or something) has said people should vote UKIP.
Iain Dale has gone thermonuclear, demanding that those who pay the piper, call the tune.
Iain was a guest of the Conservative Friends of Israel on a recent all expenses paid tour of er... Israel. Shortly before the piper..er..Israel bombed the shit out of Palestinian children for having the nerve to be er... Palestinian. In Palestine
Fuck you Iain. Fuck you very, very much
He said: "If you believe a Member of Parliament is guilty of fraud, go to your nearest magistrates court, type out four lines alleging the fraud and ask for a summons."
The case will be heard again at the City of Westminster Magistrates' Court in London on 26 June.
The Special Branch officer deleted text from his computer note before speaking to the inquest in October last year.
The Independent Police Complaints Commission said he was not guilty of "deliberate deception".
Whoops I shredded/deleted/burnt the evidence, Good God Almighty How many of us would get away with this, and have the benefit of our mates judging us.
There you go, you can blow an innocent man's head off in this country and get away with it, if you have the connections.
UPDATE
Guido is reporting Jacqui Smith Fraud hearing 26th June 2009- Joy to the world ! So a bit of Ying and Yang from the boys in blue today.
“… so many people increasingly feel that the state is their enemy not their ally.”
David Cameron
I have never felt the State to be my ally, not while it is dipping in and out of my wallet, my company's wallet,money that could be better spent in expanding the business, training young people, investing in the future insteading of funding faux jobs in the public sector and a moutain of troughing MP's.
Can it only be nine months ago since Cameron stood up in front of the Tories and said I am not a Libertarian, pooh poohed 'The Plan' by Carswell and Hannan, in favour of caring sharing Conservatism, ie Tory MP's sharing our money with their Ducks,Mistresses, Wives, Secretaries, Boyfriends, not neccesarily in that order.
Destiny Dave is in a blue funk, his personal destiny to be PM is under threat by the backlash to come. How long this reforming zeal is going to last who can tell, on past performance with Blue/Green politics about six months.
I am sick of spending the last thirty years of my life disenfranchised- so STV or AV plus. The only assembly that does not have some form of PR is Westminster. There must be an end to 'safe' seats.
An English Parliament in the Commons, and if so desired by Scotland,Wales,Ulster and Kernow, a Federal Parliament to replace the House of Lords to deal with Defence and Foreign affairs.
Return all other functions of the State to Regional or County Level
End all 'professional' politicians, how can a twenty four year old with zero life experiance become an MP !
A Swiss style cantonal system is what is desperatly needed, if the North East wants to be a socialist region- fine, if the South-West wants to be a Libertarian/Social Democrat region - fine. Just do not ask the South West to fund Socialism when it has not voted for it. If Kernow wants to re establish the Stannary Parliament and organise it constitutional position on the lines of Jersey, it should go for it.
Our current Constitutional 'fit up' ended in 2009 courtesy of this Darien Government and this Rotten Parliament. The sooner the likes of Alan Johnson take over at the top of the Labour Party,the better. People who understand that it has all come unravelled.
Brown is in denial, Cameron is panicking to get 'successful' people into the Conservative Party to replace the dross that are leaving under a cloud or were only ever lobby fodder sitting there for decades on a sinecure of cheap booze and expenses. What is certain is that will not be business as usual
Me. No licence to protest. No section 44 stop and search. 
Guthrum this morning wonders whether we may already have undergone a military coup - I fret about our future at the hands of our children.
Our children, and our grandchildren, will certainly look back on these days with a profound and justified grievance.
We have stood by whilst all vestige of our democracy was trashed, and the reputation of our parliamentarians traduced - by themselves certainly - but reinforced by the notion that they cannot be trusted to add two and two and make five, nor understand the very rules and laws that we employ them to write, and thus must be overseen by non-elected apparatchiks appointed by the ruling clique.
We quietly acquiesce whilst a Chief Constable, and the Speaker of the House of Commons publicly defy the Rule of Law.
Our broadcasting media beam out press releases naming 'suspects' in a private investigation as though they had the authority of Parliament and the Home Office behind them.
Blogs written by parliamentarians are removed from the ether for daring to suggest (as I did myself some days ago - whoops!) that the secretive Barclay Brothers may have an agenda.
We have saddled them with an untold mountain of debt, which they must work to pay off whilst supporting our demographic bulge with its demands for stair lifts, carers and expensive medications.
It is with deep disquiet then that I note this
'Let Children Learn About Guns, says Countryside Alliance'.
National Shooting Week director Rob Gray said: Shooting teaches control, discipline, responsibility and courtesy – qualities to make every parent or head teacher proud.
Perhaps we should agree to this - at least if the feral rats can shoot straight we may be granted a merciful end.
OH Update: I have long campaigned for every reader to apply for a shotgun licence. Imagine the look on Plods face when he's asked by Brown to deal with 20 million gun owners
Do you seriously seriously want this corrupt, authoritarian Labour administration to be replaced by a corrupt authoritarian Conservative Party lead by a leader who earns so little that he cannot afford to remove weeds from around his chimney without charging it to us the benighted over governed taxpayer.
They still don't get it, they delude themselves at their own public meetings
They are a morally defeated army still fighting the next war with the 'tactics of the last war'
Andrew Hunt the Libertarian Party Candidate in Cambridgeshire is gratifyingly coming under fire from the local blue rinse brigade, who are adopting the how dare you stand here, this is 'true blue' country stance.
The fact is, the Libertarian party is so desperately unlikely to get elected to anything much beyond very local seats in very close-fought places. Perhaps a true Libertarian is showing they are “principled” by placing their vote with you, by some people’s reckoning, but they might as well vote for a Martian.
Steve Tierney- Cambridgeshire Tory Hopeful
Well Steve, my old fruit, got some bad news for you, you may have reduced the other parties to putting up 'paper' candidates because this is a no win area area, but safe seats are not indicative of a healthy democracy. It is indicative of a sclerotic, corrupt, no alternative choice, buggins turn political system that we have suffered under since 1945.
Since the triumph of Butskillism, the Tories and Labour have tried to out do each other in spending our money on wasteful projects
The Tories do not get it, Cameron does not get, you need to send a message and vote for independents and the minor parties ( except ones that subscribe to 'Hail Spode' economics)
Kick them, and kick them hard, restore a semblance of Democracy in England on June 4
The one thing that has astounded me was the ease with which shadowy figures with links to the security services, the military and special forces have accumulated the dirt on the 'Rotten Parliament' and have dealt the political classes the Coup De Grace
I believe we have had the modern equivalent of Monck's 1660 crossing of the Coldstream, The Monarchy had been flashing signals at No 10 for the last few months, a very public, private meeting with the Governor of the Bank of England followed by the Chief of the Defence Staff on the 25th March, whilst Brown was absent making a fool of himself abroad. Since that date there has been some very 'frank exchanges of view between the Palace and No 10. At some stage a camarilla apparently decided to strike.
One can only hope that a new era of professionalism and diligence will now take root as our parliamentary system reforms itself.
As a man who served Queen and country in the Armed Forces, I feel proud to have played my part in what the Telegraph rightly describes as “a very British revolution”.
John Wick appears a 'sound sort of chap' who could be relied up to run a black op, against the unelected Brown, who effected a Palace Coup against Blair. Vince Cable was talking of a British Coup the same day.
The stealth like disposal of McBride courtesy of Guido Fawkes on April 11th, by the judicious use of leaked emails.
Was the 'tipping point' for 'others' to take action the events in Luton on March 12, whe it became apparent that Brown and Jackboot Jacqui had lost control of the Streets as well of the economy.
When you have senior Policemen like Hartshorn talking of the summer of rage as early as February 12th this year, and Peter Oborne publishing the Triumph of the Political Classes on 17th September 2007, the writing has been on the wall.
The Convention on Modern Liberty earlier in the year, that I attended, it all gels.
Have we just lived through a coup backed by the Security services that has effectively destroyed the political classes without a shot being fired ?
If we have, Brown is now barely clinging to power, and the weak Cameron is not going to be awarded the top job with a faux 'landslide' majority.
All eyes on June 4th, when we get to play our part in bringing an end to the 'Rotten Parliament'.
We should all work towards a society that values individual Liberty over sleaze,secret cameras, an overblown State. Our day is coming !
Whoops- I think I might be an International Socialist
The Archbishop of Canterbury is not only a disaster for the Church of England, he is a complete idiot.
"Please stop being nasty to the thieving politicians, it's upsetting them!"
Rowan, you fucking imbecile, you may live in a fucking Palace and be immune to common sense or reality, but the rest of us poor fucking down trodden taxpayers are a bit upset ourselves.
So fuck off.
The Penguin
Nadines office today 
Please reserve your vote for someone other than the 3 main parties
A spokesman for the BBC Trust said: "We welcome the BBC's funding being secured
at a level that will allow us to continue shitting in the faces of our viewers. The Trust will ensure that the BBC meets its efficiency targets by hiring New Labour candidates only and continues to maintain downward pressure on all its critics. You suckers! Fuck me, another Volvo anyone? Chlamidya? Damien?
Dizaei is to be charged with perverting the course of justice after 'an incident in a restaurant'
It is about time all of these faux sectarian organisations were rounded up and abolished, including ACPO the private Limited company that this Labour Government has 'allowed' to run the Police.
All Quangos should be abolished, including the new one proposed for dealing with expenses of MP's. It should be strangled at birth.
Sovereignty belongs to us, NOT Parliament. All bodies that are in receipt of our money should be elected and capable of being removed. The Libertarian Party is proposing that any member of Parliament can be recalled on the signatures of 2000 of his/her constituents. Then they would be accountable to the people not party whips.
Natela Grinina, 34, a Georgian national, was convicted in her absence for knocking down Thomas Sippel-Dau, 54, as she drove her 4x4 home from a House of Lords function in London.
Grinina fled to France following the crash telling police she was in Russia visiting a sick relative. She organised for her blue Range Rover to be broken up and sold via internet auction website eBay.
In a later interview Grinina told police that another man had borrowed her vehicle on the night of the collision; the claim proved to be a lie and the innocent man in question, George Gigeishvilli, was later found dead in the River Thames in June 2005.
It can be disclosed for the first time that Mr Dizaei is being investigated over allegations that he advised lawyers how to fight the prosecution case being brought by his employers, the Metropolitan Police.
The commander was suspended from duty over three misconduct allegations, including the Grinina case, in September.
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