Saturday, 26 December 2009

A Star is Born


Anna Raccoon has discovered gold in them thar hills.

As you will know, the Old Holborn blog is a nest of vipers of vocal dissent and sedition. Vitriol is encouraged from all and sundry. Unlike Paul Staines (Guido Fawkes) or Iain Dale or Sunni Hundal, only a select few know exactly who I am, so I'm a planning a new campaign to start on 1st January whereby anyone can become Old Holborn. If you think I've got up to mischief over the last 18 months, think of the mischief thousands of us could get up to.

Most MP's (and certainly their SpAds) read this blog. It's the eighth most popular political blog in the country and the number 1 anonymous blog in the land. It's been featured in the Sunday Times, the Mail, the Register. It's been on the BBC News, Guy News and many other media outlets. I've done the donkey work. Now anyone will be able to actually be Old Holborn, say what they want, act as they please.

Stay posted. Details to follow.

646 of them, 61,000,O00 Old Holborns.

Let the new decade begin.

33 comments:

Edgar said...

I am John Twelvehawks.

Old Holborn said...

but think of the mischief you could have as Old Holborn.

No charge

The Filthy Engineer said...

No. I'm the real Old Holborn

Anonymous said...

No, I'm the real Old Holborn.

I'm going to tell Mandelson he's a fucking paedophile. In fact, I'm going to tell EVERYONE

Old Holborn said...

That's the spirit

Oldrightie said...

My tag is 50% dear boy. For boy you most certainly are. Guido is a long way down the road of fat, celebrity whore. Some of us are above that. Some dosh always helps, however.Just remember, the older you are the more comfort you need.

Paul said...

You're all individuals

Anonymous said...

I'll pay the libel bills

I'm Old Holborn

Snowolf said...

You're all individuals

I'm not.
























I'm Old Holborn.

Atheist Ranter said...

Do I detect some hidden meaning in this post? Is there some special reason for using one upper case 'O' instead of a '0' zero when mentioning "61,000,O00 Old Holborns"?

Or am I just a pedantic twat?

caesars wife said...

What boxing day japes from Labour , Hillary Benn after consuming loads of vegitables has such an acute of wind that he has a pop at the fox hunting lobby , we then hear that the ruin is to make the labour party the party of marriage and family (nothing to do with IDS report winning so many over then) . Then we hear that there is a "gang of five" labour plotters out to give the ruin a "quick and dignified exit" , rumours are it is jack straw , but with other rumours like Andy Burnahm or Ed Milliband is to be new leader , you have to wonder if these stories wernt in a particulary cheap set of crackers.

Tis the season to be jolly CW is cheered by the news that there are some economists who think the ruin and Alisatair are crap , not only has is non annoucment of cuts left sterling on the brink but it would seem , some credible people from the erm "shadow monetary policy" , but darling what if we lose our triple A credit rating , not to worry says darling , I know some people see the debt, as a sort of automatic ruination monster that labour actively downplay so that it doesnt make there voters think they are crap , but it isnt, its just some thing that other people are going to pay for .

Be OH for the day ?? we had better not fly anywhere , not really good at the moment for wearing flowing gowns and wearing masks and trying to borad a flight !

Blogtrotter said...

Atheist Ranter;
Do not worry. Five spooks at GCHQ are working on it as we speak.

Amusing Bunni said...

That sounds like a great plan!
I'm secret like you OH, NO one knows my real secret identity! Happy 2010, can't wait to see all the mayhem.

Anonymous said...

Great news im going to tell Gorden Brown hes a fat leaching C*nt and he owes me money. And that tosser Cameron the thieving bastard i wouldnt let him run a sweet shop let alone a country w*nker

Anonymous said...

Whats really sad is that most of us want our country back these idiots in power really have made a big mess of it I like you am not a Criminal but I like you Old Holborn will not sit back and continue to see the moral of my Country perish due to a few f*cking idiots that really havent got a clue. Goverment Crime suppressing the soul of a nation

Anonymous said...

What a wheeze OH! I can forsee lots of fun in 2010....... Anything to upset Failure Brown is a good thing n my book.

Harri said...

caesars wife said...
. Then we hear that there is a "gang of five" labour plotters out to give the ruin a "quick and dignified exit" ,


By dignified, i trust the cunning plan, does not include a whiskey bottle or pearl handled revolver ?

If OH is correct and some of the currupt 646 mendacious insufferable oafs who trough at Westmonster, do read this blog(i do hope so)you fuckers will have your day of reckoning !

Harri said...

Ooops a bastard daisy.



Harri said...
caesars wife said...
. Then we hear that there is a "gang of five" labour plotters out to give the ruin a "quick and dignified exit" ,


By dignified, i trust the cunning plan, does not include a whiskey bottle or pearl handled revolver ?

If OH is correct and some of the corrupt 646 mendacious insufferable oafs who trough at Westmonster, do read this blog(i do hope so)you fuckers will have your day of reckoning !

27 December 2009 09:23

JD said...

Good man!
Happy New Year, I think.

TheBigYin said...

No, I am Spar..... er..Old Holborn!

SO17 said...

Will this wind...be so mighty...as to lay low...the highest mountain?

What?

The secret policemans ball.classic stuff.
Have I not already blown my cover OH?

Old Holborn said...

Why is ZION the logo for the London Olympics?? And how much did we have to pay the Jews who came up with it?

Oh yeah, "I am Old Holborn!"

Anonymous said...

Paul, "Yes, we're all individuals."

Anonymous said...

That copper in the photo doesn't look too happy with you, OH!

The Penguin said...

I'm certainly NOT Old Holborn, and I'm not having extensive plastic surgery to become so fucking ugly as to be able to pass for Old Holborn.

He wears that mask for a reason you know!!!!!

Mind you, he doesn't smell of fish.

The Penguin

Anonymous said...

"...only a select few know exactly who I am..."

How select is several thousand Roberto old chap?

Are you bottling it again?

Happy Christmas by the way. Did you get the Hi-Viz jacket and cap you were hoping for?

Anonymous said...

I will be 0ld H0lborn .... I will theoretically conspire.

Evil to be visited on the 646

Fido said...

i'm Fido and I bite bottoms

Baroness Scotland said...

Anonymous said...

I will be 0ld H0lborn .... I will theoretically conspire.


Don't you know the difference between technical and theoretical then??

The Beast of Clerkenwell said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmgeWImSA1Y


A clue as to our hosts real name and dress sense.

Old ArseCrack said...

I'm full of shit!

Anonymous said...

Nobody's anonymous to Nanny and you're all being very naughty.

North Northwester said...

One hundred men they'll test today, but only all will wear the Green Beret.

Sounds good to me, OH, and thanks for the link to my Xmas appeal spoof. Every little helps, as I say to Mrs. Northwester from time to time...



And of course, I too am Old Holborn, and so is my wife.

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