Tuesday, 1 December 2009

The Solution to Climate Change

The Earth's climate has been changing for 4 billion years. Fabians believe they can stop it at a cost of £400,000,000,000,000,000 of YOUR money, payable in advance. To them.

I can do it cheaper. Watch. See this lot? FUCKING MOVE. It was hot, it IS hot and it WILL be hot in the future. Are you stupid?




See this lot? You keep getting drowned because you keep building your stupid houses on stilts on flood plains. Do you understand what a flood plain is? FUCKING MOVE.



Cost? FUCK ALL. Tomorrow, the solution to radical Islam and Swine Flu. And why we are the only species out of billions on the planet that need a fucking sell by date on what we eat.



28 comments:

microdave said...

The trouble is the first lot are all moving here. As for flood plains - if WE built our houses on stilts it might not be such a bad idea.

I suppose we would need amphibious cars as well.....

Old Holborn said...

Jet packs. I was promised a jet pack by Michael Burke on Tomorrows World in 1973 and I WANT ONE.

Anonymous said...

http://www.facebook.com/ClimateGate

joined the group,the elites will go ahead anyway,what demockery we did have has gone ,prosperity is almost dead,next in line is freedom,enjoy the NWO.

microdave said...

"Jet packs." - My, My, you're showing your age... The problem with them is endurance, or rather lack of it. I think the best anyone's managed is a couple of minutes - and if you haven't landed by then it f***ing hurts!

Frightening CO2 emissions, God knows what tax band they come under....

Norton Folgate said...

the problem with that theory OH is they'll all demand to move here.

Anonymous said...

Hoaxenhagen

Anonymous said...

Old Holborn said...
Jet packs. I was promised a jet pack by Michael Burke on Tomorrows World in 1973 and I WANT ONE.

01 December 2009 14:57

you can buy them, up until recently they couldnt travel far - just a few mins, but they have improved a lot in the last few years.

Not sure of the price - £100,000 or something like that!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13kvDh0B6bc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3xj6HGjmb4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AunULmtdwV0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osp0hwKJtfY

I am Stan said...

There`s plenty of room in scottyland and the shires can squeeze a few more million in,perhaps we could offer our spare rooms in a country wide show of christian generosity..I`m game...

Or perhaps with our superior technology,wealth and science we could help them to avoid the worst of these problems so that they can survive and prosper where they are.

Anonymous said...

Just signed up for Climate_Gate too - you know it makes sense.

Anonymous said...

They will move. Aided by the likes if the Fabians they will move here.

JD said...

Nice solutions - I am alraedy looking forward to tomorrow's! JD

CARBON TAX IS THEFT - PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

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Guido's blog of trivia and shit! said...

Just been to Guido's site for the first time in a long while - damn what a pile of shit and trivia.

It must cater for x factor fans and imbeciles, his guido news reports are as dire as his rich and mark scrawlings, but with added arrogance.

What trivial shit!

Anonymous said...

The Green Blog, reached via Climategate does not want to deal in facts - CRU was hacked - not a whistleblower in sight and we're all still going to die!

Oh bollocks said...

Jon Snow on the C4 news yesterday reported from some shithole in Brazil.
"Pablo his wife and six kids all live in one room on the side of a mountain that could flood anytime"

If these vatican worshipping fuck bunnys maybe didn't have kids by the litter then they wouldn't have to live in flood plains and on the sides of mountains.
That goes for all the other cockhappy third world twats as well.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Here's another idea.

Let's stop trying to feed the world. We're just fighting against mother nature.

My ancestors of hundreds of thousands of years ago had the foresight to fuck off out of it which negates me from feeling guilty about having food,warmth and shelter.

Mother nature knows what she is doing. She is cruel and unforgiving. That's just the way it is.

epedroat said...

Before we decide whether there are too many of us or not, shouldn't we know how many of us there are?

Facts on a plate: Our population is at least 77 millions

"It is the statistic that dare not speak its name, though eventually it must. It has huge ramifications for the civil and political life of this country, the health of the equity markets and, most immediately, the residential property market. So don't forget you read it here first: the population of the UK is presently somewhere between 77 and 80 million.

The 2001 census, already hopelessly out of date and easy to avoid for those who find filling in forms a trifle inelegant, numbered us at a little under 59 million. But as statistics go, that one's most definitely a damned lie.

My sources for the above statement are good, but scared of admitting the truth for fear of incurring the wrath of Whitehall. It's like the best way of monitoring illegal drug consumption: forget the pious statements from ministers – the foolproof method is to sample our water and the effluent in it. That's easily the best way of monitoring what the nation has been consuming."




There is nothing wrong about jetpacks, the exhaust gases are superheated steam and oxygen. Alright, the fuel is fantastically corrosive to all biological life (hydrogen peroxide 90% or more) but that's a minor issue...

Anonymous said...

There's actualy quite an easy way to sort out a lot of this. What you do is firstly work out a moderately accurate way of counting how many people are in a country THAT THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT CANNOT FIDDLE, then you tie the aid budget to them keeping their population static, initially.

If the population in the target country goes up, cut the aid to them; they obviously don't need it. Ethiopia is a case in point; the population there has vastly increased since Bono and his manky crew first called for food aid to feed the starving multitudes there; obviously we should've sent them a few million condoms along with the food aid.

Ron Broxted said...

Why don't these twats build their mud huts nearer the fucking wells? All this shit about the wife having to walk five miles to the well and another five miles back just to wash up I ask you. It's because the husbands know that it means the old woman will be out the hut for a couple of hours leaving him time to catch up on the football or have some jig a jig with the neighbour. Added bonus she might even get eaten by a lion saving him the costs of getting divorced.

Mitch said...

blame the Catholics for the population explosion and the muzzies tell people that God hates contraception and lo and behold......starving millions.

The Henley Slapper said...

Mitch you make two good points but just think how bad it would be if both faiths didn't indulge in so much buggery.

hangemall said...

epedroat@17:41

SUPERHEATED STEAM???? Don't you know that water vapour accounts for 95% of the greenhouse effect???? OMG WE'ERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!

link

PS I am shivering in my unheated garret. Bastards.

perat said...

Ron. I like the sentiments, but they cannot all live beside the well, and anyway its all about power and patronage. Imagine being the person with a well on your land, its similar to being in charge of your local council housing stock. If you don't like the neighbouring tribe, you keep them away from your well. You don't like white people you allocate all the houses to Bangladeshis.

Simples.

Tarquin said...

because we're also the only species that processes our food and ships it in big refrigerated lorries to sit on a shelf?

Rogerborg said...

FUCKING MOVE!

At last, a slogan I can get behind.

Ron Broxted said...

Perat I think you are being negative. As long as I can remember Blue Peter have been raising money for fucking wells, I myself donated a considerable lump of cash when I was growing up, I even donated my mums old woollen knickers, scarf and bobble hat to their re-cycle woollens campaign some years ago. Which incidentally earnt me a punch in the face from her when she found out. So by my reckoning the whole of Africa and India should be awash with water.
That is assuming they got the cash and it didn't end up in Anthea Turner's handbag and John Noakes back pocket. I think Valerie Singleton was the first and last woman I ever wanked off over, or was it Shep? I can't remember.

Homer Simpson said...

Ron thank you so much for sharing that with the group. Are you in the secure wing....I do hope so.

George Monsoon said...

I hate to see people suffer, and I automatically want to help them, but if we keep helping these poor bastards, they will just rely on us to support them, a bit like the chavs down my road.

I say, give them a load of plant machinery and let the fuckers sort it out themselves.

Anonymous said...

Thanks OH - laughed my ass off at my desk.

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