Sunday, 20 December 2009

See what you can do?


They won't be happy. Our masters are going to be very angry.

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

42 comments:

Dick the Prick said...

Good. Fuck em - cunts! Hope Cowell gets shot for Christmas - lower than sewerage.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

How did you get the snow effect?

Costello said...

"Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me."

Yeah, except every moron who chose to hand their money to Sony via a RATM track rather than Joe McElderry happened to be doing exactly as they were told.

Anonymous said...

Well, there's a thing. People can & do make up their own minds. Start small & work up. This week the Christmas No 1. Next week ??? Next year - which Party would be the best government for Britain? Decided BY the people FOR the people.

Hurf Durf said...

Same old execs rubbing their hands with glee, and some champagne socialists get money in their pockets.

Congratulations, you did exactly what you were told.

Anonymous said...

Yeeeah! This for xmas No1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsXJcIODLtQ

Oldrightie said...

Brilliant result. To see the manipulating Corporate shite shat on, priceless!
A really big move now would be millions to tear up their credit cards after clearing the debt!

Billy Blofeld said...

Big cheer in our house when this weeks "Number 2" was announced.....

Ampers said...

There's a lesson here for OH. He needs to move all this to Facebook.

bofl said...

the lesson is my friends that we are manipulated each and every day..........

believe in YOURSELVES and do not ccept the shit spewed out by politicians or so called experts.....

the americans say 'follow the money'

everything in the uk is done to further the wishes of those in power..............wake up..............before they become too powerful.........

caesars wife said...

mmm bit of nu labour derg going on , mandelson may be london mayor ,torys find fund money, alan johnson can only think up tories are educated rich people , ed balls makes news exams appointement without consultation , whitehall to merge police forces into new labour stasi construct , chrisgrayling makes the case that making burglers cups of tea may not be helpfull , tony blair popular outside of britain (must be all the missing cash he hands out).

Whilst this story is in the Daily Mail , northern paper Yorkshire Post had best report on it ."minister owns up to dogs mess argument"

Solicitor general Vera Baird was embroiled in confrontation at Kings cross railway station in London.
The Redcar MP said her new puppy was unwell and made a mess on a platform which she was unable to clear up.
Mrs baird a well known dog lover who won westminster Dog of the year competition in 2004 , said she asked for cleaning staff to help.
A mother and child confronted the senior politician over the mess and an angry row ensued . british transport police were called by worried by bystanders .
An investigation of CCTV took place and witness staements were taken to see if any offences had been commited.
It is an offence if a dog owner does not clean up after there dog has fouled public land .The fine is useually a £50 fixed penalty notice.

(it then goes on about it being a possible public order offemce incurring £1000)

But after a six week investigation the decision was made to take no further action.
Mrs Baird ,58, denied she said "dont you know who I am"

she recieved an appolgy from the british transport police and as far as he was concerend the matter was now closed .
she added "the incident is unreconisable as described and the words I am alledged to have said at the scene were never said"


Cw ponders if the argument about a steaming pile of crap was anything to do with what the puppy had done at all , and that the woman did know who she was .

banned said...

BBC "Rage Against The Machine are signed to Epic Records, which is part of Sony BMG, the same label as McElderry"

Anonymous said...

'They' will be very happy. 'They' just got Numbers 1 and 2.

Tracy Beaker said...

I hope next year we see a soul,R&B singer win Xfactor.
The market is crying out for more of those acts.

RATM: flawed, but better than the alternative said...

Sony BMG, Epic, all the same? Yes.

Gushing, Cowell'esq renter fails to take top spot? Yes.

Octogenarian gloryhole dollar moved by sense of poignant tragedy at failure of pretty young thing? Yes.

A qualified result, but a result nonetheless.

wv: iming (iMing?)

eight rounds rapid said...

I CAN'T THINK OF ANY GOOD REASON NOT TO DO THIS EVERY YEAR!

by rights, a RATM number one aught to become a britpop institution =)

here's one for blair.

CIngram said...

If you care about the X-Factor they've already won.

Fausty said...

A fair chunk of downloads must be thanks to you, OH. Well done.

Rab, there are various snow effects gizmos (see my blog for an example).

Try this and this.

TheBigYin said...

Forget Simon Cowell, (when did he raise his voice for the smokers eh?) but Joe, well, he deserved the No 1 spot! I mean, have you heard the shite that Rage Against the Machine have come out with, utter garbage. OK, I live in the North East, I am over a certain age but I'm not gaga (that's open to interpretation, by the way) and recognise a good tune, well sung, when I hear it. Rage Against the Machine are a load of crap, as was that eighties shite called punk fucking rock.

Anonymous said...

... but Joe, well, he deserved the No 1 spot ...

Er ... strictly speaking, they're all fucking shit, mate.

And so what if RATM are utter garbage? When pushing handfuls of sloppy dog shit through your local MP's letter box, one does not reflect negatively on the fact that dog shit is, on balance, a tad unpleasant.

McEgan said...

Ya fecking cunts! Joe's a real cutey and ya made him cry, wankers. I hate you all, bunch of demented feckers! Me and Ron Broxted are well pissed

Yawn said...

RATM are the same corporate cocksuckers as Cowell - with slightley less money.

Really folks, I expected more intelligence from this blog.

Who gives a rats ass who is top of the pops at Xmas - it is only an issue if you accept their crap in your home & life at Xmas.

Turn the fucking TV off & then you wont have to get involved with making sure that an American cocksucking corporate Sony rock act beats cocksucking faggy little ass wipe plastic manufactured pop star to "number 1".

They are all number twos as far as I am concerned.

Get a fucking life folks - this is bollox & all who participated in this Sony BMG BBC PR fuckwittery:

"You Just Done What They Told You".

JD said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5ajgoD3QNM

some of those who are 'factors', are the same that felch arses ... ughh said...

they're all fucking shit and Sony/Epic/Cowell still coin it in either way but 70k has been raised for Shelter and RATM said that "proceeds from the single would go to (Shelter)".

not too shabby.

McEgan's Sphincter said...

OH,

This stupid fucking 'snowflake effect' thingy makes the CPU on my PC ramp up to 60% in Firefox !

Turn the fucker off, you cunt !

eight rounds rapid said...

Cowell offers jobs to couple who orchestrated Rage campaign

“I (Cowell) wanted them to come and work for us. I was deadly serious but they haven’t taken me up on the offer.”

Scat orgies aren't for everyone, Simon.

Marchamont Needham said...

Great result but it's been done before.

When John Otway's fan club asked him what he wanted for his 50th birthday, he said "another hit".

And they gave him a number one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Otway

Anonymous said...

Spot the difference...
There aint none!

The music industry is totally controlled... any indeependent labels are soon crushed out of existance.

defender said...

In the 60's we changed the music and fucked off the establishment royally, now its back, time for another kicking.
I really hope the kids of today will do the same.
There will never be a revolution without the kids kicking off, they seem ready to pop now, good.
There is a great big establishment to bite on, go on kids go get them.
Makes me feel young again, I will get that hit to my grandkids for xmas,
grandad kool

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Motherfucker!

political satire, it's a north korean thing said...

O/T

McEgan's sister said...

Fuck me, just come back from the shower having engaged in hot, rough, submissive group sex with some Somali men. I love the taste of fat black Muslim cock at lunchtime.

My brother tried to pull Joe McElderry when he was a small kid. Till he got his face shoved down in the pillow by some disabled, gay, lesbian, tranvestive Muslim Somali men like I did, then he never looked back - or up - ever again!

Ron Broxted said...

Pope Pius XII, Hitler, Blair in heaven, where is Gandhi?

Transubstantiation? I could never swallow it. This is part theology part confessional. Parenthogenisis was also a problem for me but not for the early church fathers. I left the Catholic church in May 1975 largely over the issue of Father Kelly buggering me within an inch of my life with the help of a Cardinal if anti-semitism. The doctrine of blaming the Jews for deicide was de trollop in my opinion. "Sid James" said that all religions are baloney but show us your tits babs. I disagree. Life is a spiritual journey and some are happy (as nearly all my family are) with the Catholic faith they were born into and enjoy the incest and kiddie fiddling, some like myself are racial tourists, Muslim today Mormon tomorrow. Now, to address my childhood hero adolf Hitler. His track-record is not great, is it? Genocide made a good start and ending up failing miserably. many of my relatives fought for the Germans in the SS as a way of putting two fingers up at the Brits who had subjugated them as peasants in Eire. Catholics and kiddie fiddling go together. My friend Brendan was also buggered senseless by priests but he still turns up at Catholic Mass to sing in the choir and fuck the younger male members. The circle of abuse continues. Faith entails a belief in absolution so that good men like Hitler, Himmler and all the R.C cronies of the Third Reich have a free "get into paradise" card if they truly repent at the moment of death. So Adolf, Heinrich and Tony Blair are all going to be up there. What of Ron Broxted I hear you ask, where will he be going? I would like to think as a good Muslim I will end up in paradise where I can fuck young boys all day and every day for eternity.
As Ghandi once said, "Where have all the young men gone?" Must now dash to the gym and check out some fresh male arse. Toodle pip.

Anonymous said...

@ Sphincter.

I have one word to say to you and it is "Noscript". Noscript for the win, as dorks like me say, when we're not posting our secret gay Nazi Muslim sex-in-public-toilets fantasies under the name "Ron Broxted".

Also I doubt "our masters" care even slightly about the pop charts. It's bread and circuses to keep the proles distracted. Who cares if it's "Rage against the Machine" or Jedward? Who cares if it's on ITV or BBC1 or Sky? The effect is the same.

Now, grow your hair out, pretend to be a rebel and shout "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me". Just like the man told you. That'll show them.

I am Stan said...

You knockers are all deluded bitter and jealous...Xfactor was the best thing on tv...jedwood=hilarious,cheryl cole=devine,danni minogue=delectable,and simon and the Irish bloke=charming.

Bring on the next series..

I am Stan said...

I`m considering forming an African Gospel Quoir for the next show auditions if anyone is interested..

McEgan said...

Ooooh yes big boy! Count me and Ron Broxted in! xx

Eritrean Muslim and McEgan's mum's latest squeeze said...

Stan..

I'm in (McEgan's mum - again).

Anonymous said...

That damn snow effect is loading my cpu over 50% and crashing firefox please turn the damn thing off.
I have to use Chrome to see this.

Anonymous said...

Install the Noscript extension. It lets you disable stupid Javascripts. You will be amazed by how much faster everything becomes...

Nathan Coleman said...

Anon 14.10 you are a Star, a fucking star, seriously that fucking repressed gat troll get on my tits! Yes, you are correct it is all smoke & mirrors to deceive!

Rogerborg said...

I'm sure that Sony BMG are distraught that their newest sock puppet lost out to one of their old sock puppets.

Group-Capt Hicksley RAF said...

Read the real Ron Broxted daily in The Independent. His august column is too good for the Torygraph! Available in 170 nations and nearly as many languages.

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