Friday, 18 December 2009

Merry Kerry gets some Welly


Kerry McCarthy MP

As most of my readers will know, I am not the greatest fan of Labour whip and chief fuckwitt d'internet Kerry McCarthy Mp (Lab) for Mogadishu East. Her greasy political pole climbing and arse licking sycophancy is simply unbecoming for an ex conveyancing solicitor from Lutonistan.

So I'm rather pleased to see a concerted effort to oust her from her comfortable seat and replace her with some proper totty. I am sure you will agree, the good Somali clans of Bristol East deserve better representation and an MP that looks a little less like something the dog has just vomited.

Adeela Shafi

So let's all join the bastard child of Boris Johnson and Anne Widdecombe, Tory Bear, along with everyones favourite fat poof, Mrs Dale and the face you never want to stop punching, Shane Greer in a festive campaign to get the meat dodging harridan back where she belongs. In the back office of a high street Solicitors office, licking stamps instead of windows for a living.

Use the hashtag #kerryout if you are stupid enough to spend you life on Twitter and encourage your followers to donate!

27 comments:

I am Stan said...

What a beautiful woman...thick black glossy hair and a smile that melts my heart...and a mother of four would you believe!

Atheist Ranter said...

Oh Christ but I'm in pain! That picture of a horse's arse had me LLLLLLLLLLOL!

So relevant too!

Oldrightie said...

You need a bigger horse than the mare shown to give any idea of the scale of Labours' collective cunts.

Captain Haddock said...

I thought at first it was a pic of Mandlescum in for another re-bore & wet sleeve jobby ..

eight rounds rapid said...

... re-bore & wet sleeve jobby

that's an interesting take on mandy's back passage refit - wet sleeves ... hmmm, wouldn't be the first time.

i'd imagined it to be something along the lines of a tunneling or mining collapse: men in hard hats running for cover as the whole fucking thing caves in around their ears (a la the 1974 classic, Gold).

Anonymous said...

LOL.

Any feeling like a wager on her becoming that m.p. Don't bother.

Not to worry,there are too many muslim m.p's already.

The ties habit! The ties habit! said...

Who are you calling a fat poof?.. you you Frighty Face Mask Mr Fucking Sweary Libertarian Lamppost Licking Lunatic!!

Innit! Innit though!? Innit!!

You wait for the new Ice Age when it really starts to kick in! Then you'll see! Ha!

You know it! You know it! Biatch!

Happy Xmas Old Holborn and Happy Xmas to everybody. Aaaaawwwww

Vladimir said...

Count me out of supporting a "Conservative" MP. especially with my actual money.

Ron Broxted said...

I really lourve the picture, my mums black boyfriend does it to her. I remember walking in once and catching them at it on the kitchen table. My Muslim boyfriend Ahmed does it to me sometimes if I am drunk and feeling dilated. I wish he would take his chunky gold bracelet off first as it plays havoc with my piles.

lilith said...

Adeela should win by a landslide.

The Penguin said...

Er, does this mean that you are not a fan of Kerry?

The Penguin

Edgar said...

On the deceptive bitch Kerry's website appears the following:

"The week ahead
On Monday, Kerry has been invited to a meeting with the Prime Minister to discuss the Copenhagen Summit and Climate Change Issues. In Parliament there will be the Second Reading of the Personal Care at Home Bill. On Tuesday she will be taking part in the ITV Political Show and there will be Treasury Questions."

In other words, she'll be getting orders from Brown and appearing on TV. She would like you to think that she will be in the chamber for the debate and for Treasury Questions. But she won't. And why should she? We only pay her £64,000 a year for almost no work commitment at all.

seebag said...

I've tried logical reasoning and robust arguing with the delightful Kerry - she claims to welcome those things but the reality is somewhat different. So I can only resort to primitive abuse, which is going to make me feel a whole lot better - comparing her to a horse's arse is a gross insult to horses everywhere.

Crap said...

A fucking muslim!

Ron Broxted said...

Crap, I don't mind being fucked by a big hairy muslim providing he buys me a kebab afterwards and doesn't leave me hanging on the swing park railings.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if the one in pink is wearing glasses?



http://www.conservativewomen.org.uk/images/Warsi_kashmir.jpg

Martin Wellbourne said...

Can I just say that the Sea Devils deserve far better than being compared to a Labour M.P.

They were an essentially honourable race, technically advanced, highly intelligent, peacable except when disturbed in their natural environment, able fighters or technicians as required and generally worth knowing.

How on Earth does that make them comparable to a bloody socialist?

Ron Broxted said...

I see two plod have been arrested for perverting the Steven Lawrence murder investigation. Now who killed Blair Peach?

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

The cow blocked me on Twitter for a thought crime.

Mr Holborn, you should give Twatter another try. It's quite good fun at times. Better than shitebook anyway.

Man With A can. said...

Sob, I have been thrown off the Torygraph by bigger boys Sob and a girl from Oxford Sob I'll wait here with the BNP til I feel better. Sob I went to Harrow and my dad was a war hero Sob, OK he was only 7 sob my life consists of trolling on the Torygraph. Sob.

Old Slaughter said...

Bastard, your writing is transcending into art.

Strelinkov said...

Ron Broxted are you by any chance the same nasty little pervert who was thrown out of Hatfield Polytecnic for following a complaint of a sexual nature from another student?

Ron Broxted-McEgan-Steed said...

"I see two plod have been arrested for perverting the Steven Lawrence murder investigation. Now who killed Blair Peach?"

Actually, I know the answer to that last question.

It is this :

"No-one gives a flying fuck who 'killed' Blair Peach. He was a Righteous fucking cocksucker who deserved to fucking die."

Now, fuck off and go suck some ethnic cock, McEgan. You twat.

Begbie said...

Ron Broxted-McEgan-Steed might I suggest special constable/solicitors clerk/wheelchair bound wearing a colostomy bag from Eaton Socon that we meet up in order that I can show you pictures I took of your wife being fucked by horse.

Ron Broxted said...

It's a right royal cockney barrel of monkeys. Usually faux East End gangster films leave me cold this title caught my eye. Essex Wankers Cum on your Face. Can the British make decent films about this genre? Public schoolboys like Statham putting on accents by dropping off "h"s. Leave it aht. The plot of Essex Wankers Cum on Your chest" deals with revenge (as does You Fucking Rentboy, where's my bleeding Wallet? but Ray Winstone would make an unconvincing rent boy).
Returning to the title, if Joe Slavko the love of my life were to appear it would be a disappointing five inch cock, if I were to appear it would be a 3inch inch cock proud but who could play the role with a plumb? Even katie Price's dribbling Harvey could not carry it off.michael Barrymore or Vince Cable perhaps? But I digress. John Wayne never failed to do justice to a part but is snarling at the camera acting? On this note I am saddened to see my former gimp at Bristol Polytecnic in 2001 pulling a life sentence for kiddie fiddling. It is always the quiet ones and James was unfailingly nice to me and showed me how to find the right sites on the internet. The way the prosecution talked about his misdemeannours one would think it a crime to possess giant dildo's and shove a rough clients cock into an electric toaster. How late it is, now, where are my jellied eels and pie and mash sandwiches governor?

Jonathan Ross said...

Broxted as a film critic you are as useful as a chocolate teapot. Stick to writing crap blogs on the Indy that nobody ever leaves a comment on.

Runt In A Colostomy bag said...

Dear Jonathan I think Rons stuff is excellent, his Israeli blog had a dozen comments. So what the fuck are you talking about you diseased old queen? Ooooh Matron catch my antics on http://my.telegraph.co.uk/hthirsty now scuse me whilst I give Broniek a blow job.

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