Thursday, 24 December 2009

Fun at number 10


Merry Christmas all.....

27 comments:

northern scote said...

Nice effort, but he would, in reality, be covered from head to foot in his own shit.

Ah, and a very merry Crimbles to you all!

Ampers said...

Hahahaha, nice one, Adobe has a lot to answer for :-)

Have a good one mate.

Ampers

JD said...

Have a good evening yourself too. JD.

Weston Bay said...

Compliments of the season to OH and family from the other side of the fence.

(the political one that is, not the garden. I live nowhere near Essex TF) ;)

Harri senior said...

Happy christmas to all.

Except Mc Egan, i hope he stops breathing, the total waste of fucking oxygen..

Now, whats black and slides down Nelsons coloumn.

Winne Mandela!

I just thought it would be an inclusive joke, and make a refreshing change from Satan sliding down the chimney

Ho ho ho

Dave H said...

The head/body ratio is all wrong.

I mean, it's the wrong way roundNot that it really matters. Brown's head is so grotesquely large compared to his body that his natural proportions make him look badly photoshopped anyway.

For Trolls (the mythological, not internet ones) 'Brown' is the superlative form of 'ugly'.

(I have to stay sober for Christmas and it's making me grumpy)

Anonymous said...

Merry Crimbo to one & all (apart from Gordon, Peter, Jack etc)

Fausty said...

Merry Christmas all!

Some Cunt said...

Merry Christmas, OH. And same to Britain's skivers, spongers, sickie-throwers, gypoes, coons, Kosovan ATM bandits and benefit thieves in Westminster and beyond.

prashant said...

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It never works... said...

3.00pm Channel 4: The Alternative Christmas Broadcast.

The traditional counterpoint to the Queen's broadcast is presented by acid attack survivor Katie Piper, who looks back on the public response to her courageous appearance in Cutting Edge documentary 'Katie: My Beautiful Face' earlier this year. The formerly attractive blond TV presenter, who was viciously attacked by her jealous black boyfriend, reflects on the need to accept people who look different. Joined by her family, she reveals big plans for the new year in a spirit of hope and optimism.

Booty said...

I wonder if Santa emptied his sack on her.

Anonymous said...

"The formerly attractive blond TV presenter, who was viciously attacked by her jealous black boyfriend..."

Which only goes to prove that if you lie down with dogs you're going to get fleas. Or in this silly little bitches case, far worse...

Anyways, for those of you who might be wondering what are the fat Oirish, Muslim, Yardie, Somali poof McEgan actually looks like, have a gander at the comments he left over at Obo's blog a while back - before he changed his profile when he realised his shit didn't go down too well in Libertarian circles.

McEgan the Fat Oirish Poof

Ugly cunt isn't he ?

Scotland Yard delenda Estee Lauder, eh Mcgean ?

Ron Broxted said...

Off topic
From atop the mountain I am now looking out across a vista of 360 degrees of snow. I revolve slowly like that statue in Ashgabat. My less than bulging postbag reveals three fan letters such as this one from myself. "Ron, why are you so irresistible to Asian Ladyboys?" Well, Dr Prasad of Bangalore that is easier asked than answered, but possibly because I am really camp. Now onto J.R of Vatican City "Dear Ron, how can I stop mad bitches jumping over the barriers and landing on unfortunate Cardinals?" Well "Benny" have you considered using me to train the Swiss Guard? they are usually fit young twinks and I am sure I could show them some new anal tricks......Oooh matron. A Raghead from a cave in Pakistan "How can I avoid being as unpopular as you Ron Shithead?" Well Osama are you approachable, a comlete cunt with an arsehole the size of a manhole cover, who is unbelievably thick and whose tiny cock makes women laugh? Another from Pakistan "Dear Ron, can you help me find the golden rivet again? Kind regards, Gary Glitter, I'm behind you on that one Gary!
From Gerry Adams "Dear Ron your vehemently anti-police attitude has been noticed. Is it anything to do with your frequent arrests for 'Cottaging'? One would think it was. Finally President Ahmadinejad writes in "Dear Ron, are you sick in the fucking head you western nancyboy?". Possibly.
So I leave you with my Xmas wish. If only Joe Slavako was queer like me, we could make manlove music togther.

SO17 said...

"I nice quiet evening with my husband"
No sex,no laughs,no suprises,fuck all on telly.
No wonder Sarah still believes in santa.
"Think of a happy place,think of a happy place"

cyberspud said...

this whole broxted-mcegan-steed thing is completely over my head. what does it mean?

Tin Pot Alley said...

http://www.wikio.co.uk/video/744714

Never mind rage against the machine, you can all sing along to this and be heard deep in the bunker.
Number One in time for the hustings?

Anonymous said...

'this whole broxted-mcegan-steed thing' - I could be wrong but as far as I can make out it's some thick delusional troll posting & cross posting to him/herself under various aliases while claiming to be a correspondant on one of the MSMS & trying to get publicity for that. I just ignore posts with those names in the header. S/he might do better over at LabourLost - seems to be about the right intellectual level.

Eaton Socon said...

Cyberspd it doesn't mean anything. Ron Broxted writes for the Independent as a blogger, Alamo wrote for the Torygraph and er, "has a thing" for Ron (who once used McEgan/Groves/Gordon/Steed as an ID). Alamo links back to May on some posts showing that he has De Clerambaults syndrome. Ron wrote about gay rights once so Alamo or as he now is Man In A Bag on http;//my.telegraph.co.uk/hthirsty was the only poster here Xmas day. sad cunt and quite stupid, Alamo is "an Old Harrovian".

cyberspud said...

i still, perhaps wrongly, suspect that it's some kind of finely weighted irony that my dumb, working class heritage has put frustratingly out of reach =(

Ron Broxted said...

Bermuda triangle, leprechauns and Gallipoli UFOs.

Flight 19 debunked, the planes were colloquially known as "flying coffins" the last message was not "the sky is upside down, the ocean looks different" but less prosaically "If we turned 180 degrees we would be home soon". Without inflicting Barry Manilowe one of my favourites on you we move to our next topic, and a far more difficult one to debunk, "the little people". Why is it that all European cultures retain a folk-memory of these critturs? From fairies in public bogs in England to Hobnobs in Germany is there any explanation why other-world, smaller human type figures loom in a collective consciousness across the continent? I certainly believe in fairies......Oooh matron lube up my love hole.
Finally an easy one to dispel the myth of the disappearance of the 1/4th Norfolks at Gallipoli during the height of a regimental picnic. "Cigar shaped" objects scooping up troops? My paternal Grandfather was there at the time for he was a hairey arsed turkish shit house cleaner, and granted, even though he was busy with his bog brush he would have noticed a "Close Encounters" mothership wouldn't he darlings? The battle. Explanation? The 1/4th Norfolks were caught by Goblins, taken back to the turkish lines and fucked to death by cock swordsmen like by grandaddy. No UFOs appeared. My mext comment here will be an expose of the world of vote rigging in ballroom dancing on the BBC. It tears the lid off the sordid seamy side of old time waltzing and sewing sequins on ones cock, and dancing the fandango
in a wild and campish style.
free all homosexuals and political prisoners in British jails. Lower the age of consent for manlove to 12 years, Free Tibet.

PC49 said...

Cyberspud, you are not alone in w/c heritage! The faux Ron is a guttersnipe from some inbred shithole in St Neots. Lied about being an Old Harrovian. The cad! No it really is just some sad cunt trolling here and using the anonimity afforded to wank off over the real Rons photo. Look at http://my.telegraph.co.uk/hthirsty and see he has produced nowt. He is nowt.

Dr Stephan Kenefski said...

Speaking strickly off the record I believe that the oddball who post here in the following names, Ron Broxted,K McEgan,John Steed,PC49Wesley Groves,Robert Napier, Shanghai,Shanghai7 and many others is a former mental patient I treated at Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane some three years ago. Whilst unable to go into too much detail as regards the matters for which he was detained and received treatment I can say however that he had attempted to go through a marriage ceromony with a horse in Luton. He is a rampant and deviant homosexual who writes to famous people offering his services as a Gimp. Whilst no loger responsible for his treatment, following his escape from the secure unit, I can honestly say that he should never be employed again in the capacity of a Father Christmas or Scout Master.

Ewan Kerr LL.M (Cantab) said...

Oh dead Doctor, tahnks for the warning. We thought he was a retarded troll from St Neots claiming to be an Old Harrovian.

Dr Stephan Kenefski said...

E Wanker, your name seems awfully familiar, I believe it is one of the many aliases used by K McEgan. I would urge you to give yourself up before more children are harmed, and the Boy Scout movement suffers more bad publicity.

K McEgan Broxted Steed said...

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM RON BROXTED THE INDEPENDENTS LEADING JOURNALIST.

LAST NIGHT THE SHITTY TELEGRAPH MODS DECIDED TO REMOVE TWO OF MY SCREEN NAMES KRELINKOV AND SHANGHAI. TO PROVE THAT THESE CUNTS CAN THWART MY AMBITION TO BECOME THE COUNTRY'S LEADING COMMENTATOR ON MUSLIM AFFAIRS ALONG WITH GREEN ISSUES GAY LOVE AND CORNER THE MARKET IN MEANINGLESS AND FUTILE BLOGS, I GIVE NOTICE TO ALL MY LOYAL READERS THAT I HAVE RE-REGISTERED AS ROBERT NAPIER AND EWAN KERR. IN THE COMING NEW YEAR I INTEND TO BLOG ALSO ON TOPIC SUCH AS BONDAGE, LEATHER QUEENS AND SAFE ANAL SEX METHODS.

Hugo First said...

Busy day Alamo/TUGMan in a bag? http://my.telegraph.co.uk/hthirsty why are you unable to write anything yourself? Is it because you are unable? Is it norma to keep files on other bloggers?

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