Tuesday, 29 December 2009

Caption Contest


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22 comments:

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

The peasants are revolting round my way.

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4823432.Residents_woke_in_terror_after_speed_camera_was_destroyed/

Mark Wadsworth said...

One copper to another copper: "Have you noticed how criminals seem to be getting older?"

Anonymous said...

Security at luton airport?

dickiebo said...

One for you, one for me.......

Custard said...

The police are confounded by the failure to find memory cards and completely stumped by the brown plastic tape-like stuff that presents itself.

Edgar said...

Be fair. it IS possible, isn't it, that this 72-year-old grandmother could be concealing information that might be useful to terrorists in her mobile phone. Or maybe pornography. Or she could have been involved in the Brinks-Mat job. Or anything.

Bang the old cow up, never mind looking for evidence.

Simmering Frog said...

Police still failing to differentiate between "Terrorists" and "Tourists"

The Filthy Engineer said...

Bring and buy sale in aid of your local Police Farce.

Anonymous said...

That'll teach you to sell unapproved sticky buns without a licence and insurance at the charity village fair.

Oldrightie said...

Why are you carrying so many condoms?

Anonymous said...

Now that Norfolk Police have admitted they were wrong, will any of the people who had their cameras confiscated be making an official complaint? Please, oh please do.
£60 a week - couldn't get the story via your link but looked through the various Echos & found it. Civil disobedience seems to be alive & well in Bishopstoke.
My local Echo (Bournemouth) has headlines about the new Council 'snoopers', as identified by Big Brother Watch. I'm just about to file an FOI request asking how many times these powers have been used & what for. For anyone else interested, it's incredibly easy to file an FOI at:
http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/

The Beast of Clerkenwell said...

Police declare PG Tips and comfy slippers amnesty

strongholdbarricades said...

Photographer discovers large crowd of police around local hot coffee stand after chief Constable promises more bobbies on the beat

Beau Rocrasee said...

"I'm sorry for any inconvenience but the government has introduced these CRB checks for anyone who is related to or has at any time been a child."

BRICKBAT46 said...

THIS A STOP SEARCH BECAUSE LAST NIGHT A GROUP OF OAPS ARE TO HAVE BEEN SEEN TO HAVE BEEN COLLECTING FIREWOOD AT THE NOT DESIGNATED FIREWOOD COLLECTION COUNCIL ALLOCATIONS AND WE ARE LOOKING IF YOUR DNA IN YOUR HANDBAG MATCHES ANY OF THE TREES IN QUESTION?
MOVE ALONG NOW TO THE BIO-METRIC PHOTO BOOTH WITH MY COLLEGE!

Anonymous said...

ALRIGHT OAPS HAVE BEEN CAUGHT COLLECTING FIREWOOD

thelunaticarms said...

One copper to another "This sure beats chasing after those youngsters. Why didn't we think of this before?"

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"is it cos I'm old?"

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Police recruitment doesn't go too well.

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"Now please bend over sir while I check your rectum for contraband."

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I'll get my coat.

Anonymous said...

Norfolk Police NEVER get it wrong. Right.

Screech said...

"Mephedrone, mephedrone, so much damn mephedrone. Get one of those kids back here and ask them how they use the stuff."

Anonymous said...

The cops would not have taken my camera without a fight. But then I wouldn't be taking pictures of those parasites in the first place.

Antipholus Papps said...

Norfolk police make pensioners glad they fought in war.

banned said...

dickiebo for winner, he should know.

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