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Tuesday, 29 December 2009

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22 Comments:

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner,  29 December 2009 13:51  

The peasants are revolting round my way.

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4823432.Residents_woke_in_terror_after_speed_camera_was_destroyed/

Mark Wadsworth 29 December 2009 14:24  

One copper to another copper: "Have you noticed how criminals seem to be getting older?"

Anonymous,  29 December 2009 14:28  

Security at luton airport?

dickiebo 29 December 2009 14:33  

One for you, one for me.......

Custard 29 December 2009 14:35  

The police are confounded by the failure to find memory cards and completely stumped by the brown plastic tape-like stuff that presents itself.

Edgar 29 December 2009 14:39  

Be fair. it IS possible, isn't it, that this 72-year-old grandmother could be concealing information that might be useful to terrorists in her mobile phone. Or maybe pornography. Or she could have been involved in the Brinks-Mat job. Or anything.

Bang the old cow up, never mind looking for evidence.

Simmering Frog 29 December 2009 14:51  

Police still failing to differentiate between "Terrorists" and "Tourists"

The Filthy Engineer 29 December 2009 14:53  

Bring and buy sale in aid of your local Police Farce.

Anonymous,  29 December 2009 14:54  

That'll teach you to sell unapproved sticky buns without a licence and insurance at the charity village fair.

Oldrightie 29 December 2009 14:57  

Why are you carrying so many condoms?

Anonymous,  29 December 2009 15:24  

Now that Norfolk Police have admitted they were wrong, will any of the people who had their cameras confiscated be making an official complaint? Please, oh please do.
£60 a week - couldn't get the story via your link but looked through the various Echos & found it. Civil disobedience seems to be alive & well in Bishopstoke.
My local Echo (Bournemouth) has headlines about the new Council 'snoopers', as identified by Big Brother Watch. I'm just about to file an FOI request asking how many times these powers have been used & what for. For anyone else interested, it's incredibly easy to file an FOI at:
http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/

The Beast of Clerkenwell,  29 December 2009 15:26  

Police declare PG Tips and comfy slippers amnesty

strongholdbarricades 29 December 2009 15:50  

Photographer discovers large crowd of police around local hot coffee stand after chief Constable promises more bobbies on the beat

Beau Rocrasee,  29 December 2009 17:51  

"I'm sorry for any inconvenience but the government has introduced these CRB checks for anyone who is related to or has at any time been a child."

BRICKBAT46,  29 December 2009 17:54  

THIS A STOP SEARCH BECAUSE LAST NIGHT A GROUP OF OAPS ARE TO HAVE BEEN SEEN TO HAVE BEEN COLLECTING FIREWOOD AT THE NOT DESIGNATED FIREWOOD COLLECTION COUNCIL ALLOCATIONS AND WE ARE LOOKING IF YOUR DNA IN YOUR HANDBAG MATCHES ANY OF THE TREES IN QUESTION?
MOVE ALONG NOW TO THE BIO-METRIC PHOTO BOOTH WITH MY COLLEGE!

Anonymous,  29 December 2009 18:07  

ALRIGHT OAPS HAVE BEEN CAUGHT COLLECTING FIREWOOD

thelunaticarms 29 December 2009 18:18  

One copper to another "This sure beats chasing after those youngsters. Why didn't we think of this before?"

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"is it cos I'm old?"

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Police recruitment doesn't go too well.

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"Now please bend over sir while I check your rectum for contraband."

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I'll get my coat.

Anonymous,  29 December 2009 18:42  

Norfolk Police NEVER get it wrong. Right.

Screech 29 December 2009 19:15  

"Mephedrone, mephedrone, so much damn mephedrone. Get one of those kids back here and ask them how they use the stuff."

Anonymous,  29 December 2009 19:23  

The cops would not have taken my camera without a fight. But then I wouldn't be taking pictures of those parasites in the first place.

Antipholus Papps 30 December 2009 00:12  

Norfolk police make pensioners glad they fought in war.

banned 30 December 2009 05:37  

dickiebo for winner, he should know.

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