Wednesday, 23 December 2009

Benefit Cheat Sleeps Rough


How warming of the heart for this time of year. A young man, already a multi millionaire by the time he was 18, the son of an unqualified nursery nurse has decided to "give something back" by sleeping for one night on the streets on London.

The future King of England became a pauper for a few hours to "get in touch" with the numerous psychos and drug addled nutters that piss in London's doorways whilst threatening passers by and their imaginary friends in broad Glasgow accents.

As well he might. He is patron of Centrepoint, a noble organisation that has been making it easier for ginger wife beating alcoholics from Scotland and Poland to get by on the streets of London instead of going home and sorting out their problems, drying out and getting a job, like the rest of us.

I notice that he is part of the "London Delivery Board" who aim to eradicate sleeping rough on the streets of London by 2012. By giving them free housing I assume, instead of going home and sorting out their problems, drying out and getting a job, like the rest of us.

So I had a look at London Delivery Board, as I've never heard of them. Aha. St Mungo's are running it.

Let's have a look at this fake charity shall we?

  • St Mungo's is London's largest charity for homeless people. We run every day of the year and each night house over 1,400 homeless men and women. St Mungo's runs emergency services, supports homeless people in their recovery, and works to prevent homelessness.
  • The following organisations have representatives on the London Delivery Board: City of London, City of Westminster, Communities and Local Government, Crisis, Jobcentre Plus, Greater London Authority, Homeless Link, LB Camden, LB Hammersmith and Fulham, LB Kensington and Chelsea, LB Southwark, LB Tower Hamlets, LB Lambeth, London Development Agency, Mayor's Office, Metropolitan Police, Ministry of Justice, NHS London, St Mungo's, Thames Reach, United Kingdom Borders Agency, National Offender Management Service.



Fair enough. Let's have a look at their accounts at the Charity Commission, shall we? Wassat? They are not a registered charity? Pardon?

THESE ARE TWO of the biggest London-based homelessness charities – but most people haven't heard of them. That’s because they get the vast majority of their funding from government and therefore don’t spend much time asking the public for money(no, they just fucking take it from taxpayers instead).

Neither is registered with the Charity Commission (they have a special ‘exempt’ status, making them answerable to other bodies) (which bodies I wonder?)


I feel an FOI request coming on. I want to know who funds them, how, who works there and why. After all, it is my money they are spending making sure stinking nutters are welcome in London. In the meantime, I hope the weather gets really, really cold. Like in Moscow.

65 comments:

SO17 said...

Ex-service blokes make up a lot of the homeless numbers.
Those guys should get the most help first I think.
None of us would begrudge taxpayer funding for that.
As for the drug taking skanks.
Fuck em.

Ron Broxted-McEgan-Steed said...

OH,

Please don't use my image without my express permission.

Free Tibet. Big Issue delenda est.

Th Beast of Clerkenwell said...

The poor darling spent a night in a top of the range sleeping bag surounded by armed police.
Only down side was that he was having to bivi down with a nigger.
I bet that coon was in police sights for the whole evening

shamus said...

"Ex-service blokes make up a lot of the homeless numbers."

Are you talking about ex-mercenaries who can find no call for shooting people to death in civvie street?
Or ex mercenaries who can find no civilian job in civvie street for Marching up and dpwn on parade?

Anna Raccoon said...

Dearie me - I wonder how many SAS men had to spend the night NOT sleeping in a sleeping bag to ensure that his royal highness got some kip undisturbed.......

Scumbags Out! said...

I think we need to differentiate between decent people who are down on their luck - those who have been fucked out of their homes by bent banks; ex-servicemen; the genuinely mentally-ill - and the other sort (as you say, typically from Scotland) who are chronic and inveterate professional scumbags. The only thing I would donate to the latter class is a one way ticket back to Glasgow on the next available cattle truck.

feel the winds of ruin said...

'Snowdrops' on Russia's streets reflect grim reality of homeless

this isn't what we want, though, is it?

Anonymous said...

If the Royal Family are so concerned about the homeless, why don't they skip these cheap, meaningless publicity stunts and donate a few hundred of the thousands of empty spare rooms they have in their palaces up and down the land? Wouldn't that make more sense? No? Thought not somehow.

I am Stan said...

A few hours on the street with a ¨negro" and then back to bucks house for tea and medals with granny..spiffing.

British Insurgent said...

Shamus,

Have you not got some spuds to dig up, or paedo priests to suck off?

And put a hat on you ginger haired cunt.

I am Stan said...

Buckingham palace has 52 bedrooms and 78 bathrooms you know...plenty of room for a homeless family

Im sure HRH new friends would be happy to occupy them..

Anonymous said...

Envy is an ugly thing, OH. You can hate the Prince as much as you like but it won't make you thinner, taller, more attractive, more intelligent, richer or more charismatic.

i like the queen, but not her daughter charlie said...

FFS

is this a republican blog now?

pass the ammo

Pimp my ride said...

Most of the women in Bedford hill who spend "a few hours on the street with a negro" often work for him.

I am Stan said...

It seems there have been prozzies in Bedford Hill ever since the Boer War...what the connection is dont know..I dont like Boers...

Oldrightie said...

Shamus, crap name for a cunt.

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SO17 said...

I was propositioned by a prostitute in Bedford Hill when I was stuck at some traffic lights.
It was 5am midwinter and I was on my way to work, riding a pedal and pop Honda c90 in full winter M/bike clobber.
I said,"You gotta be fucking joking" although with frostbite to the face it probably sounded more like,
"YAANG NY YARR NYYY AAARGH"

The Beast of Clerkenwell said...

S017 I got propositioned last week
I was fucking shocked
The Beast may swear a bit but
Fucking hell!
100 lashes for any man who exploits a woman (unless you are married to her)
End of prostitution

caesars wife said...

very funny SO17 !

I dont think you remember the Blair origins of this OH , decent repsectable PC society , in this day and age how can people be forgotten , nasty tories framing etc etc .

How odd that labour have sent more people into piss soaked lifestyles , via there oprresive society, lack of support for the family and small business busts .

yes there are a lot of armed forces and illegals , how very labour for all there spiv spin to turn out to be worthless.

Jogger said...

SO17, I get the same problem around here nowadays. The eastern-european brasses tend to congregate at roundabouts and take the piss out of the coppers if there's any around. I'll come jogging past in my full running gear wheezing like a clapped-out steam train, yet they'll STILL try to solicit me. Like you, I reply, "YAANG NY YARR NYYY AAARGH" but in my case it's because I'm puffed-out and on the point of having a coronary.

Old Holborn said...

Ron you have a triple barrelled surname, or are you having trouble discovering who you are? What is the link to? MI5 (bit passe as aiwenwen would say). Dildo warehouse in Eaton Socon? Not much good as a troll or stalker are you? Read Ron Broxted daily in The Independent,10,000 a month do.

SO17 said...

The prostitute in question did fuck off a bit sharpish.
She may of assumed I was a Muslim and couldn't be arsed to haggle with me.

El-Kevo said...

No no no !

You all refuse to accept the point. That homelessness is OUR fault and that we must pay for it. That drug dependants are the victims here and not those who bother to get up at five every morning to scrape ice off the car and go to work for ten hours.

A Merry Christmas to you, OH and to all the other humbugs that frequent these pages.

WV = swatica. A bit close for comfort that.

bofl said...

a bit harsh o/h.........not everyone is as fortunate as yourself......

however,i think the govt. has an agenda in 'cleaning up' the streets that is NOT altruistic......

if they get the sreets clear then they can boast that the uk is so wonderful and taht they are the caring party.........

ask gordon to pit a few chaps up in the flat he bought with our money-
see what he says........

or alistair ..i wonder if he has any room in the 5 yes 5 homes he has nicked.....

gotta love those caring nulab types!

righty right wing (mrs) said...

BOFL:

Didn't China "cleanse the streets" before their Olympic drug fest?

I heard that Labour stooge Baroness Eddie Izzard on R4 the other night bleating on & on about how the London Olympics are going to inspire our young knife wielding inner city citizens "as much as the moon landing did for American kids".

I shit you not.

And the hoon is standing for Parliament for Labour in the next few years.

Apparently he will dress like Helga from Allo Allo for all the hustings.

Regards

RRW (Mrs)

British Insurgent said...

I would like to ask Baroness Izzard (like that) if she believes that Labours
much vaunted "ethical foreign policy" has been:

A: A resounding success

B: An unmitigated disaster for humanity.

Ron Broxted said...

SO17, how long ago was it you were poropositioned by a prostitute in Bedford Hill Balham? It's just that my mum used to work that area for a black pimp from da West Indies. Had you been more suitably attired she would not only have given you the ride of your fucking life but several incurable illnesses along with a mega dose of crabs. I believe she still holds the local record for the most tricks turned in 24 hours, an impressive 342. That said 52 were on the same coach party that had stopped off at the Bedford Pub. My sister also used to work with my old ma specialising in lesbians and a part time club act that involved a donkey called Clancey. I suppose when I became a rent boy I was following in the family footsteps? Read me on the Indy live journal blogs. Free Tibet Scotland yard delenda estate.

Harri said...

Ron broxted

Wild applause.

Priceless.

SO17 said...

I did have a dose of galloping dandruff once,But not off your mother Ron.
A dirty slaaag called Tracy who lived in Streatham gave them to me.
We were fucking engaged at the time as well.
Picked them up when she worked away in Camberley.
She said,"off the hotel bedsheets".
Yeh right.after they dropped off some dudes cock.

Harri said...

Ron (the real one) may only have been a Lance Corporal in the T.A but at least he managed something, whereas you, troll have only a sole purpose in life, to stalk. How empty your existence is without Ron! Still, Ive heard great men such as Comrade Broxted attract De Clerambault sufferers. As to the rest of you, Merry effing Xmas!

Harri Senior said...

Harri said

Err, Harri and a merry effing white christmas to you rasclart

Nasdravia

Weekend Warrior said...

When Ron told me he was in the TA,I looked at his cone shaped head and said,
"What as? A fucking artillary shell"

Old Holborn said...

Dear TUG (or Runt in a colostomy bag as we call him at http://my.telegraph.co.uk/hthirsty amongst other false IDs) you are busy tonight. My long experience working at Broadmoor taught me something. All the detailed images you spew forth, did you have a problem with your Mother? Is that it TUG? I notice that with the sole exception of posting his real name,address, e-mail & mobile your efforts against Ron have come to nought! The other dichotomy is the pro BNP face you show here and the decidely anti-EDL one on M Telegraph. Cunt or wot?!

CrazyDaisy said...

OH, think you'll find that most of my fellow Scots who end up here have been turfed out of Glesga hoping for a better life doon sooth. They must be gutted when they arrive to find the UK ran by the same incompetent Labourfuckwits that they tried to escape from......Purcell and his fuckin cronies. I sympathise with u but London ain't British - take a good look around u OH. Merry Crimble

Old Holborn said...

Ron Broxted a Lance Corporal in the TA Bejasus. Was it the Queens Own Flower Arrangers or the Queens Own Queens, more commanly known as the 'arse whisperers' In other words more shit from this retard K McEgan the sad and lonely fecking little liar. The only time you or any of your braindead relatives wore a uniform was when they were banged up for refusing to fight. Ha ha.

Peter Mandleson said...

You're dead right there OH. I mean can you imagine K McEgan in anything other than a Boy Scouts uniform with a fucking rampant queer Scout Master hanging out the back of his Blackwall Tunnel sized ring piece.

Alamo said...

I can confirm that it was th Royal Brown Dragoons. Alamo had a Mummy who never loved him. (Or is that loved him too much, ummm?)

Rogerborg said...

Why are the streets full of incoherent retarded Scotchmen? Has Westminster finally exceeded its quota?

Anonymous said...

so17 SAY YES AND SAY YOU`VE GOT NO CASH AND TAKE EM TO THE NEAREST CASHPOINT ON THE WAY AND ON THE PROMISE OF EARNING, IT´S FOREPLAY ALL THE WAY? BOLLOCK RUBBING THE LOT
PUT YOUR CARD IN AND IT´S OVERDRAWN AND WATCH THE FUCKERS
HAVE THE DISSAPPOINTMENT WHICH OFTEN OFFENDS !
ALSO WHILE THEY ARE RUBBING YOUR BOLLOCKS MAKE SURE ANY CASH IS IN YOUR SOCKS
BRICKBAT46 HAMBURG

Anonymous said...

AND BY THE WAY IF THEY ARE WEARING A SCARF AND GLOVES IT´S A CHICK WITH A DICK?
OR A JOCK WITH A COCK

Rogerborg said...

Well, that's nice.

Here's a story from the Provinces that you may have missed: equal opportunities for spaz kids means no opportunities for any kids. Another sterling success story for equality legislation and the jobsworth Little Hitlers that get to interpret it.

WTF!! said...

I was having a bit of 'hows your father' in the garden with a lass I met at a party.
she said she needed a piss and squated down.
I reached around and felt something long and hard.
"Your not a chick with a dick are you?"
"No" she replied "I just decided to have a shit"

Dave said...

RogerBorg:
Maybe ITV should do a show called,
'I'm sane, get me the fuck outa here'
People compete for passports and citizenship of a non EU country.

Scumbags Out! said...

A very serious point, gentlemen....

Daily we see queers and pervs being elected to power at every level. Their ranks simply swell and swell and their vile, beastial policies insidiously interfere into every area of our once-orderly lives...

Every weekend in the pub we lament this sad state of affairs to our friends. Everyone we moan to about this outrage tells us they don't understand it; they are *adamant* that they themselves did NOT vote for said turd-burglars/pedophiles and NEITHER did *anyone* they know....

Could it be that our voting system is every bit as utterly corrupt as those in the shittiest African countries that we hypocritically send observers to monitor? Have we become so bovine and trusting in the powers that be that we simply don't question the vote tallies they come up with??

After what happened in the Irish vote on Lisbon, it seems democracy is being stolen! Let's organise our OWN observers to monitor local and national elections in future. THESE FILTHY FUCKERS THAT DO THE JOB AT PRESENT SIMPLY CANNOT BE TRUSTED. They are usurping our sovereignty!

WHO'S UP FOR IT?

Ron Broxted said...

Some of my detractors seem to doubt that I have ever served on the frontline dodging bullets and getting my bayonett blooded so to set the record straight here is a brief resume.
January 2004 saw me dragging my sad arse to the local Territorial Army unit after being chased out of Northern Ireland wrongly accused of inapropriate behaviour when I was employed as Father Christmas at a large department store in Belfast. Someone complained that it looked like I had a tent pole in my trousers. I needed a few quid to supplement my meagre "wage" as a trainee transvestite male escort, so I took myself off to the local TA drill hall. It was a Royal Army Medical Corps unit, I thought wunderbar, I had always wanted to dress up as a nurse....Oooh matron! On a good night perhaps a dozen other limp wristed queens like me would turn out for drill and playing with bandages. The Corporal was alright but the cross-eyed Sergeant Slocoombe was a premium butch bastard who often gave us all a tongue lashing. It was a long enough walk from the train station where I had bunked my fare as I was absolutely skint, so I walked to the barracks at the edge of town. I only stayed with the unit for a few months, they promised two weeks camping it up in Gibraltar, but this never materialized and was replaced with a fortnight at Butlins in Cornwall. I just cried and cried. Also the Royal Naval Reserve wanted language aficianados for their Intelligence section, a step up from counting blankets and bandages. I had tried to get into the Intelligence Corps years before, but failed due to the fact that I lacked basic requirement, that's correct... intelligence. However they were desperate for people who were prepared to spy on the IRA and after undergoing courses in James Bond kit, advanced martial arts and silent killing, the instructors decided that they couldn't teach me anything as I already knew it all, at least that's what they marked on my discharge papers 23 hours after I joined. "Idiot, thinks he knows it all." along with inadequate. So I returned to the TA Army Medical Corps, where I remained for two more weeks before being caught in the showers with Privates Ford and Fellatio Nelson having a daisey chain. Thus my days as an army trainee nurse came to an end. A red face Sergeant Slocoombe giving me the benefit of six lace holes up my glory hole and taking my uniform back. So there you have it Ron Broxted action man, trained killer and half trained first aider. The morality of war (that seems to have passed Zhopa Tony Blair by) and sundry other issues. Sometimes the past takes a fat wet juicy bit out of your ass, as our trans-Atlantic allies would say. "We may be through with the past but the past is not through with us". A final quote, am I getting morbid? It is said nobody knows the date of his or her death but I've a feeling that the 'teens will be my last full decade. Which is strange because I am 49. Betting on being alive in 2029, how would I collect the winnings? Dilemma. "Longevity
At least I have no pension worries, because I have never really worked. But if Hollywood want to make get film rights to my outstanding military career they hurry up.
It would make Band of Brothers look like a childs fairy tale.
I do have one medal however, my McDonalds employee of the month, I stole it.

The Henley Slapper said...

McEgan I had forgotten what a terrible state you were in when I first took you in and gave you a job at my tasteful massage parlour for weary and fatigued professional middleaged punters. A seasonal word of advice you fat lazy good for nothing. Either stop day dreaming and get those business cards posted around the local minicab offices and phone boxes or I will string you up by your minicule cock in the cellar again. You have been warned.

Anonymous said...

What an arsehole. As your Sergeant said.

Tim Carr said...

Wonderful to see Mummy boys Man In a bag (http://my.telegraph.co.uk/hthirsty) still at it. Obviously the troll has nothing better to do (or do you believe he is a multi-millionaire?) Well, there you go. A bit 2 faced though, he hates you BNP Twats over at the Torygraph. UP The UAF, Death to all Neo-Nazi scum, incl Heaton of the EDL!

Anonymous said...

WTF
IF I´VE NOT GOT SWEETCORN AND A BIT OF SHIT ON ME HELMUT I´M A DISSATIFIED CUSTOMER NOT FORGETTING (wait for it)WHACK AND RUN?
FRANKFURT
HAMMER THE SHIT OUT OF A SOUTH AMERICAN WHILE PASSING THROUGH ON THE WAY HOME EMPTY INTO IT (great fuck)AND THEN SHE WIPES HER FANNY IN A BUCKET IN THE CORNER?
DISGUSTING?
WTF WAS THAT AN ENGLISH GIRL OR WHAT?
BRICKBAT46

Anonymous said...

BTW the gadgie up top is an aussie
and a camel driver

Charlie Chuckles said...

I once shared a cell with K McEgan, we were both on the pervs wing on remand in Brixton. I remember him showing me the statements from the victims in his case and chuckling. He was a sicko even by average perv standards. He ended up with a cell of his own because he was so disgusting and twisted and kept smearing the walls with his own shit.

McEgans Old Mammy said...

He was exactly the same at home the filthy little tike. We had to have his room cleaned by the council with a high pressure water jet when my significant other Obongo kicked the little fecker out. Mother of Jesus the smell was awful.

banned said...

I'm told by people who might know that whenever they do 'homeless surveys' ( annualy apparently) they sweep the city for rough sleepers and get as many as possible inside ( even if only sleeping on someones floor). This might make the Council look less bad but must horrify the charidees who must rely on these figures for their Government free money.

Munguin said...

I take it that you and those that agree with you will now be supporting independence for Scotland so that all the Scottish nutters can go hang around on the streets of their own capital instead of yours?

SO17 said...

That Homeless bloke has a better laptop than me.
I will swap him my laptop,my home and misserable wife for it.
He can throw in the dog as well if he wants....I did.

strongholdbarricades said...

FoI's seem to be in order

Be interesting to discover if they gather "Demographic information" from the people that they help

Also be good to discover their accounts to see how much of the money flowing in actually makes it to the "coalface"

Then compare and contrast these people with the regulations that bind other charities

K McEgan said...

I am really pissed off this Christmas no where to go, no presents, no friends, no money, no brains, no future and I have just had one of my my telegraph characters (Strelinkov kicked off the blogsite and given a lifetime ban. Even my twink says I am past it, just because I can't get a bone on. I suppose it will be the seamans hostel again for a free Christmas lunch tomorrow. Woe is me for I am a complete cunt.

Anonymous said...

"K McEgan, 24 December 2009 14:54

I am really pissed off this Christmas no where to go..."

I've got an idea. Why not brighten everyone's Christmas up by slitting your fucking wrists, McEgan ?

You Muslim, IRA, coon-loving cunt

Sigourd Shack of the Torygraph. said...

Anon & faux Mac same IP address. You argue with yourself. Do you splash about in your own faeces as well? Or is that just special occassions?

Old Holborn said...

Yes McEgan you frog face lavender passage lover, why not do the world a big favour and fucking kill yourself you inbred dog shagging muppet.

Shug Niggurath said...

Saint Mungo happens to be the Founder and Patron Saint of the city of Glasgow.

Ron Broxted-McEgan said...

Didn't Saint Mungo write that famous 1970's catchy pop tune In the Summertime'? It was one of my all time favourites along with George Michael's little known cover of 'I like cruising for rough trade' which really struck a chord with me. It's now 3am and I am waiting up all alone for Santa Claus to cum down my mum and dads chimney and empty the contents of his ball sack all over my ugly face......Ooooh matron. Free Tibet, it is easier to establish a police state than dismantle one. Free all political prisioners in British jails than post blogs on my telegraph as Strelinkov. merry Christmas. The Barclay brothers suck. Merry Christmas everyone. My mums got me socks again, I just peeped.

prashant said...

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Anonymous said...

3.10 on Xmas & you are posting here Alamo Ho Ho Ho. Are you bitter & disappointed about your failure to get anywhere on the Torygraph?

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