Thursday, 17 December 2009

Africa demands £400 Billion per year

The most resource rich continent on the planet is today prepared to sign whatever if they can get their hands on your money, it is being reported in the Times.


Africa is a basket case. The sooner we stop giving them money, the sooner they'll find a way of earning it. More on Africa from the archives HERE

Dear Africans,

Stop raping your sisters. Stop having numerous sexual partners. Wear a condom. Stop sitting under a fucking tree all day clutching an AK47, stop deciding that your neighbours tribe need to be macheted to death by the millions, stop letting your tribal leaders squander your wealth on diamond encrusted Lear Jets, stop sending me fucking 419 letters, stop eyeing up your neighbours 14 year old daughter, stop marrying every woman you meet, stop selling your children to slave traders, stop rioting over which bastard sky pixie is the best, stop rubbing chilli powder in children’s eyes because you think they are witches and keep your fucking legs closed for ten years and AIDS will be completely gone from your continent.

Signed Gordon

The Glory Hole, Waterloo Gents.

Update: Fresh Quote from Robert Mugabe in Nohopenhagen


Quotation from Speech at Copenhagen

“Why is the guilty north not showing the same fundamentalist spirit it exhibited in our developing countries on human rights matters on this … question of climate change?

Where is its commitment to retributive justice which we see it applying on other issues? Where are its sanctions for climate change offences? When a country spits at the Kyoto Protocol by seeking to retreat from its dictates … is it not undermining the rule of global law? When countries spew hazardous emissions for selfish consumptionist ends, in the process threatening the land masses and atmospheric space of smaller and weaker nations, are they not guilty of gross human right violations?

We raise these questions not out of spite and vindictiveness but out of concern for our very endangered livelihoods. When these capitalists dogs … burp and belch their dangerous emissions, it is we the lesser mortals of the developing sphere who gasp, starve … and eventually die.”


Captain Haddock said...

Spot on OH ..

I wouldn't give them the steam off my piss ...

Bugger said...

Buy shares in Toyota folks!

The Toyota HiLux and Land Cruisers factories will be working 24/7 to make the big gas guzzlers for all the right tribe members and the HiLux to mount the fucking big bazooka / machine guns to sort out the ones fro the wrong tribe.

Uncle Marvo said...


Fair though.

Keep up the bad work.

I am Stan said...

It seems the African nations are insisting on compensation for their development being restricted by those nations who polute the most,the industrialised countries.

The West started this want Africa to pay!

As a man of African decent I am delighted...and I have never sold my children into I dont have any yet.

Anonymous said...

£400bn will buy the Dictators 4.7M top of the range Mercedes S class limo's with blacked out windows.

FireForce said...

Mugabe, also stop stealing my families farms, the latest one you are buggering about with will cut Zimbabwes food production by 20%.
then you want food aid, because you can not grow your own food crops.
It would be best if you all died of starvation, then you could be used as fertilizer, that is the only way you can produce food crops!

K. McEgan said...

My boyfriend's African. He says he'd like to terrorise your buttocks with his monster whopper! Grease yourself up big boy, and remember, once you've had black...

Anonymous said...

Thanks OH, but I'm fucking ripping because the post is spot on!!

Ampers said...

Be fair, Africa used to run like clockwork.

During the white man's rule, for example, South Africa had the best education for blacks in the whole of the African continent.

The trains ran on time, the telephone system worked, and there were no electricity cuts every day, or even every year.

R.McGeddon said...

I thought Bono and Nob Geldof had saved Africa years ago ??

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Another famous piece by Mr Myers -

The people of Ireland remained in ignorance of the reality of Africa because of cowardly journalists like me. When I went to Ethiopia just over 20 years ago, I saw many things I never reported -- such as the menacing effect of gangs of young men with Kalashnikovs everywhere, while women did all the work. In the very middle of starvation and death, men spent their time drinking the local hooch in the boonabate shebeens. Alongside the boonabates were shanty-brothels, to which drinkers would casually repair, to briefly relieve themselves in the scarred orifice of some wretched prostitute (whom God preserve and protect). I saw all this and did not report it, nor the anger of the Irish aid workers at the sexual incontinence and fecklessness of Ethiopian men. Why? Because I wanted to write much-acclaimed, tear-jerkingly purple prose about wide-eyed, fly-infested children -- not cold, unpopular and even "racist" accusations about African male culpability.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

As I have mentioned before, we are sowing the seeds of the extinction of the human race.

Mother nature sorts it all out in her own, harsh and cruel, way.

And why should I feel guilty about it? Just because my ancestors of countless generations ago had the foresight to fuck off out of it and head north to Europe.

In 1984 during the famine in Ethiopia, the population there was 33 million. It's now 77 million and is forecast to be 175 million come 2050. All thanks to us idiots interfering in nature. Who is going to feed them all? I can barely afford to look after my own family, never mind every other fuckers.

Cold said...

I'm ashamed to say this as a self-confessed member of the Guardian-reading, non-drinking, non-smoking, non-child-having ... blah blah blah.

Anyway: it appears that self-rule for many of the countries of Africa has been a disaster.

Should we go back and recolonise a la Victorian times?

righty right wing (mrs) said...

With the Chavez & Mugabe speeches & the rousing reception both men received from their western secret recycled marxist allies in Copenfrauden is it now not obvious what AGW is all about?

A: Wealth re-distribution & the global expansion of militant neo-marxism with a heavy dose of "get anglo saxon whitey".

The equal sharing of misery for humanity forever - with no hope of self betterment or self sufficiency for the individual.

The State from cradle to grave.

A jackboot stamping on humanities face forever.

I am convinced now that we will have to fight these red to green anti capitalist bastards - & as far as I am concerned after the speeches I have heard from African "leaders" their countries can go to hell.

righty right wing (mrs) said...

R.McGeddon, 17 December 2009 10:18
I thought Bono and Nob Geldof had saved Africa years ago ??

No, they called in help from the "Lennon & McCartney" of politics.

ullage said...

Africa has got enough natural resources to create the cheapest eco-friendly, organic agricultural and energy systems in the world. WTF do they need millions from us?

I am Stan said...

@Cold 10:32 Should we go back and recolonise a la Victorian times?

Nooooo!..just the money.

mal odorous said...

I can't remember where I saw a solution to the African problem recommended; may even have been here. Build a big wall right round the place and wait 50 years. Then negotiate with the 4 people still standing.

Hard, but better than transferring money from the poor here to the rich there.

wv fackst. Hmm.

Sir Henry Morgan said...


Have you ever actually been to sub-Saharan Africa? I have, and my conclusion from my experiences is:

Build a ring of steel around the place, then go back in fifty years and clean up what's left i.e. recolonise the damned place for the good of the few that remain. The women, at least, would be grateful.

Anonymous said...

Copenshamin and Climatescammers = African standards of living for all.

Sir Henry Morgan said...

I never read Mal Odorous's comment before writing mine. Seems he or she has been there too.

I got as far as Stan's second comment then skipped the rest.

Stan - it was Muahmmed Ali who said he was grateful one of his ancestors had been taken out of Africa as a slave. Meant he could live in America rather than Africa ... and anything's better than Africa mate - even, God forbid, Saudi Arabia (though that's a damned close run thing)

pissed off with left wing muppets and africa said...

WTF do they need millions from us?

Because their men folk are lazy, feckless, disloyal & lack the basic intelligence to see that a hard work ethic & self reliance are why "whitey" has been the prime instigator of all technology & human progress.

Racism, imperialism & lack of opportunities has nothing to do with it - after the billions wasted there they are still a complete basket case.

Enough - let them sort themselves out or not as the case may be.

Oldrightie said...

When Mugabe speaks the Western Leaders tremble. I wonder what the dossiers he holds on the likes of Snotty aand Co., contain?

I am Stan said...

Stan - it was Muahmmed Ali who said he was grateful one of his ancestors had been taken out of Africa as a slave.

He also has Irish ancestors you know..surprising eh!..I like Africa and shall be returning for the world cup...Engurland!...Engurland!..great stuff cant wait.

I am Stan said...

Our Enry@11:22 Stan have you ever actually been to sub-Saharan Africa?

Yes Enry..several times..I thought it was great.

Our Enry@11:22 Build a ring of steel around the place, then go back in fifty years and clean up what's left i.e. recolonise the damned place for the good of the few that remain. The women, at least, would be grateful.

I felt the same way about Grimsby..what a shit hole...good fish n chips though!

Anonymous said...

The sooner that cunt Mugabe comes to a bad end the better! Then too Gordon may stop taking 'Leadership' lessons from him. Fuckers both of 'em.

banned said...
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banned said...

^ above deleted for correction.
"Stop raping 8 year olds and using the excuse that ' I thought it would cure my AIDS' ".

That debate at the BBC, about whether Uganda should execute homosexuals, has been closed after just two days because the 'liberals' think that the BBC should not be allowed to have such a debate.
Dozens of them jumped in though wearing their libtard hearts on their sleeves about how anyone who wanted to execute homosexuals
must be evil and brainless. Maybe so but the Ugandans hit back at them with

I expect that there were a few spilt lattes in Islington this morning.

Vladimir said...

I see the title of the HYS topic changed from "Should homosexuals face execution?" to "Should Uganda debate gay execution?". Now it's a debate on a debate! Next up on HYS, "Should the BBC debate debating a debate about a debate that might be a bit controversial?"

See, this is why cultural and moral relativism are a load of ass. The relativist ends up apologising for Mugabe, female circumcisers and homophobic executioners, unable to decide if he is a homophobe because he supports killing gay people if they have AIDS, or if he is a racist because he doesn't approve of an African government. Much easier to be able to say "Our way is absolutely, and without exception, better than yours." That way, you can disapprove of things that you don't like, without feeling the need to pander to cultural differences.

Gobshite said...

You know, if the CIA had done a proper job when they invented AIDS, we would not have this problem.

Wait until China decides they need some Lebensraum. Africa would make a wonderful place to put all those extra Chinamen. Without that pesky white guilt complex, they will have the place running like a Casio in no time.

Sub Saharan Africans are an embarrassment to humanity, and should be allowed to reap what they sow.

I am Stan said...

@Goshite 12:35 Sub Saharan Africans are an embarrassment to humanity, and should be allowed to reap what they sow.

I must admit I have embarrassed myself on occasion..usually due to being drunk.

@Vladimir 12:32 Much easier to be able to say "Our way is absolutely, and without exception, better than yours."

Well said some ways are better than others..why tie yourself in knots..tell it as you see it...if you actually give a damn...which often I dont...although I used to..guess I`m a bit fatalistic now and have given up on some trying to bake my own bread..and trying to understand the cruelties of human nature...

Crap said...

"these capitalists dogs"

It's no wonder Mugabe was so popular with the lefty twats in the 70s. He's always using that word they tought him "colonialism".

BTW Fuck off Stan you coon loving moron.

I am Stan said...

@Captain Haddock 09:26 I wouldn't give them the steam off my piss ..

I doubt there`s much if any demand for your piss steam...

Dick the Prick said...

Ahh...quality comedy. With hyper-inflation coming on the next bus I doubt £100 billion would by an African whore in a couple of years - roll on Mugabe - he's an economic prophet!

Ron Broxted said...

I love large muscular African men, it dates back to when I was first banged up in jail for offences relating to photography, my black cell mate Johnny Cadillac used me as his bitch for the best eighteen months of my life.

Our Enry said...


You sure learned well how to dish out a good old British kick in the balls - Grimsby!!! Shudder.

Dick Puddlecote said...

I wonder if Mugabe might have been encouraged by mouthy communists living among us?

It used to be called 'redistribution of wealth', now it's dubbed saving the planet.

Ellen Ripley said...

I say we take off and nuke the whole site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...

Crap said...

Stan, if Africa's so fucking great why are you here???

Ciaran Rehill said...

White folks owe the people of Africa so much you stole their ancestors and sold them as slaves, you stole their minerals oil and gold. It's pay back time you honkie ras clarts.

Captain Haddock said...

That being the case (in your opinion) Ciaran ..

What price are the African tribes who hunted down their fellow Africans & handed them over to Slave traders, in return for financial reward going to pay ???

I've never owned a slave & to the best of my knowledge, neither have any of my ancestors ..

So, please explain why I should A-: Feel guilty ? .. and B-: Pay anyone anything ?

Anonymous said...

oh dear

whitey is to blame for everything,

they have had the richest most fertile land for 5 million years, and they have acheived????


Anonymous said...

what a shower of racist turds you all are

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