Africa is a basket case. The sooner we stop giving them money, the sooner they'll find a way of earning it. More on Africa from the archives HERE
Stop raping your sisters. Stop having numerous sexual partners. Wear a condom. Stop sitting under a fucking tree all day clutching an AK47, stop deciding that your neighbours tribe need to be macheted to death by the millions, stop letting your tribal leaders squander your wealth on diamond encrusted Lear Jets, stop sending me fucking 419 letters, stop eyeing up your neighbours 14 year old daughter, stop marrying every woman you meet, stop selling your children to slave traders, stop rioting over which bastard sky pixie is the best, stop rubbing chilli powder in children’s eyes because you think they are witches and keep your fucking legs closed for ten years and AIDS will be completely gone from your continent.
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Update: Fresh Quote from Robert Mugabe in Nohopenhagen
ZIMBABWE PRESIDENT ROBERT MUGABE
Quotation from Speech at Copenhagen
“Why is the guilty north not showing the same fundamentalist spirit it exhibited in our developing countries on human rights matters on this … question of climate change?
Where is its commitment to retributive justice which we see it applying on other issues? Where are its sanctions for climate change offences? When a country spits at the Kyoto Protocol by seeking to retreat from its dictates … is it not undermining the rule of global law? When countries spew hazardous emissions for selfish consumptionist ends, in the process threatening the land masses and atmospheric space of smaller and weaker nations, are they not guilty of gross human right violations?
We raise these questions not out of spite and vindictiveness but out of concern for our very endangered livelihoods. When these capitalists dogs … burp and belch their dangerous emissions, it is we the lesser mortals of the developing sphere who gasp, starve … and eventually die.”